Banksy C/D

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another fucking waste of an expensive public school education.

calzino, Friday, 5 July 2019 08:34 (four years ago) link

His manager Holly is Peter Cushing’s niece.

suzy, Friday, 5 July 2019 08:39 (four years ago) link

Let's settle this

Let's settle this once and for all, what is the true identity of #Banksy - I mean obviously it's #NigelRees

— uoʇƃuᴉɹɹƎ sǝɯɐſ (@weejay) July 5, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 July 2019 08:43 (four years ago) link

would rather get outed as a former operation ore defendant or a secret tory member than this absolute poltroon.

calzino, Friday, 5 July 2019 08:47 (four years ago) link

lol every time i hear banksy i think about what a complete fucking fraud the whole exit through the gift shop bs was

buzza, Friday, 5 July 2019 09:11 (four years ago) link

AH DO YOU SEE THOUGH

kinder, Friday, 5 July 2019 09:26 (four years ago) link

i love that moment when u realise your thought has been truly provoked!

calzino, Friday, 5 July 2019 09:43 (four years ago) link

my ops have been well challed

kinder, Friday, 5 July 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Massive Attack played a show in DC same day

flappy bird, Monday, 30 September 2019 04:40 (four years ago) link

makes u think

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 01:37 (four years ago) link

Wow never thought banksy would actually kill to protect his secret, a chilling development

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link

Funny, I never thought banksy had anything worthwhile to share with the world, including their real name.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 03:21 (four years ago) link

definitely worth it

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link

lol i thought that failed link was a "makes u think" joke, but now the scales have truly fallen from my eyes!

calzino, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

He's really got great can control.

nickn, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-52556544

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/83AB/production/_112170733_banksy1.jpg

A new Banksy artwork has appeared at Southampton General Hospital.

The largely monochrome painting, which is one square metre, was hung in collaboration with the hospital's managers in a foyer near the emergency department.

It shows a young boy kneeling by a wastepaper basket dressed in dungarees and a T-shirt.

He has discarded his Spiderman and Batman model figures in favour of a new favourite action hero - an NHS nurse.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 May 2020 08:51 (three years ago) link

I have been biting my lip as seemingly everyone shares this this week, sure this is a safe space to complain about it though.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 May 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link

such trite fucking shit

calzino, Saturday, 9 May 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link

totally apolitical as well

calzino, Saturday, 9 May 2020 08:54 (three years ago) link

fp'd banksy for this one

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 May 2020 09:03 (three years ago) link

Banky is a cunt I heard the other day

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 May 2020 09:06 (three years ago) link

thing is even if he was in normal trenchant social commentary banksy mode it would have been still shit!

calzino, Saturday, 9 May 2020 09:08 (three years ago) link

i.e. if the little boy was boris johnson and the action figure in the bucket was winston churchill

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 May 2020 09:10 (three years ago) link

Boris jerking off in ICU with a copy of Razzle next to a mountain of Tiny Tim corpses. I'm doing his job for him here

calzino, Saturday, 9 May 2020 09:18 (three years ago) link

careful calz you'll get a turner prize at this rate

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 May 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link

You should send that idea to Jim'll Paint It.

brain (krakow), Saturday, 9 May 2020 10:14 (three years ago) link

Is banky aware that only nurses in pornography wear big red crosses on their uniforms

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 May 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

Banky is not aware of anything that happens on Earth

Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 May 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link

such trite fucking shit

From Banksy? Surely not?

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 May 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

There's a continuum with "trenchant & simplistic but basically on the right side so guess we should let it slide" on one end and this fucking thing on the other.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 May 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

So glad I no longer have to walk past at least 4 of this turd's Jamie Reid meets whoever the fuck designed Ninja Tunes album covers horseshit on my way to and from work.

Maresn3st, Saturday, 9 May 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

I mean, I won’t bemoan the sentiment, but Banksy continually cementing himself as the Gen X Thomas Kinkade.

circa1916, Saturday, 9 May 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link

I will bemoan the sentiment, nurses shouldn't be expected to be heroes, they are just people doing a job which only has this level of risk because the government hasn't provided them with adequate PPE. Making out like they are all selfless warriors only makes it less of a scandal when they die.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 May 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

Yeah I mean I’m not saying it isn’t stupid and confused.

circa1916, Saturday, 9 May 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/08/banksy-louise-michel/

"Banksy’s latest artwork can be spotted on a vessel rescuing refugees from north Africa, who are attempting to cross the Mediterranean to find safety in Europe."

"The anonymous British artist [] used the proceeds from the sale of an artwork to purchase a former French Navy boat"

koogs, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 08:45 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Fucking new Banky in Nottingham, some twee bullshit appears while we've got a serious second wave. Shout out to the champs who graffitied over it.

emil.y, Saturday, 17 October 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link

The people who paint over his shit are the real Bankys

1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 October 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

They sent out police to protect it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

emil.y, Saturday, 17 October 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

lol fight the power

1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 October 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link

the hula hoop is covid and we are trapped within it, do u see?

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 17 October 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

Ahhhhhhhh!

emil.y, Saturday, 17 October 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

Banky is a cop

But like a sound one, who would totally do a gay kiss, for a dare like

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Saturday, 17 October 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link


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