I would say you can watch highlights of the trial until Tim fires his attorney and starts defending himself, then switch to the full thing
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link
no!!!!!!!
― Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
a couple of my old acquaintances recently started a video game podcast. I listened to one episode and thought about On Cinema the whole time. one of the guys has probably played 20,000 hours of video games but has absolutely nothing insightful to say about them, it's so spot on that I've almost come to view Tim & Gregg as real people
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
Has anyone started an On On Cinema at the Cinema podcast yet
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK_iydsYSiI
― Οὖτις, Friday, 5 July 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA&list=WL&index=5
― Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Friday, 5 July 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
I just watched shakey's clip the other day. It wouldn't be nearly as beautiful without the interviewer's overt lack of interest in Gregg's banalities.
― I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 July 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link
Can you guess which album changed Gregg's life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4ZLquouHc
― Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Sunday, 7 July 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
kurt roder
― american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 7 July 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link
trying to get into this... its humour is not completely lost on me but it’s also extremely fn boring... hmm
― flopson, Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
It's probably okay to just stop if you don't feel like it's a five-bagger.
― I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link
"Do you find yourself struggling with..."
"...mental health issues?"
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 8 July 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link
think ill stay at it for a lil longer
― flopson, Monday, 8 July 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link
What have you watched / listened to so far?
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:25 (four years ago) link
Me, I just bore witness to the cancellation of Decker season 3 this evening, so it's difficult to put myself back in the headspace of several years ago when I watched a handful of On Cinemas and said 'IDGI'. Suffice it say, I'm glad I got over myself.
― I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
now we will never know if Agent Kington would have defeated Dracula
― Οὖτις, Monday, 8 July 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
The effects at Dracula's castle were a whole 'nother level of special. I particularly liked the table that followed Gregg around for a while.
― I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
On Cinema On How To Behave At The Cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 8 July 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
hey guys
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 02:11 (four years ago) link
"as we all remember so many years ago, a couple of years ago we had the death of osama bin laden, killed in action after we spent years hunting him for the murder of 9/11"
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:10 (four years ago) link
I would've liked to see Sasha Baron Cohen play the Osama role
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:20 (four years ago) link
this is already amazing by episode 9
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:22 (four years ago) link
omg I am on the trial now
"What led to your prior arrests?""... Misunderstandings"
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
"Objection! ... Tonguetwister?"
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
i'm pretty much where brad is, i think - i watched all of S1 in one sitting and loved it. absolutely drove my partner crazy though, i think.
i love all the talk about how good it is to see some famous, sometimes washed up, actor "back on the big screen"
― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, July 10, 2019 8:32 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
we haven't seen russell crowe in a while
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link
"It's great seeing Brendan Frasier back in a movie again, I've always loved him, and I love looking at Katherine Heigl, she's just the kind of woman I like, in terms of beauty, and sex appeal, she is hot, she is a 10, actually"
"If you've seen the movie, you'd know it's an animated movie about a squirrel"
"You have to admit the technology now is so good that some of these animated movies look like real life"
"Some of them do, but when a squirrel starts talking, you generally know it's an animated picture"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
You imagine there ought to be a real life Gregg out there, absolutely ecstatic about the selection of dusty old extremely forgettable VHS movies in some bin at a thrift shop, next to a some CD cases of old computer software, AOL trials, Yanni, baseball games for PS2 etc.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Thank u for reminding me of the Nut Job review, frogs. Tim's overreaction to Gregg's joke about it being the name of Tim's autobiography was my first big On Cinema laugh.
Just recently saw some Neil Hamburger footage for the first time since I started watching this show. I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
I love that they generally never review actual hits, tentpole pics, oscar winners etc. not even huge mainstream garbage (MCU, Star Wars, Pixar etc) its almost always b-list shit that instantly vanishes from the public consciousness.
aka popcorn classics!
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
idk why but every time tim mispronounces an actor's name i completely lose it, thankfully it happens in every single episode
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link
I especially like a) when assumes that the first and last names were transposed and b) when he assumes that the name on the card must be a misprint because it's not written in the same way that it left his mouth.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
If the mispronunciations are tickling your funny bone, watching Decker might actually kill you. Exercise caution!
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
Tim is great at it. I find it funny cause it reminds me of my dad tbh.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
I think it's fair to say that Tim Heidecker is the unparalleled master of awkward, error-prone, completely unearned arrogance.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link
Well theres trump
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
Well, yeah.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.
his On Cinema persona is actually kinda similar to the early "America's Funnyman" version of the character
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Yeah, I need to listen to the prank calls again, it's been forever.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
I had the nude model classified ad as my voicemail greeting for much longer than was probably advisable.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-Csqy7AkM
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
the one where he tells a really long and meandering version of his 7-11 joke just to see how long he can keep the guy on the phone was incredible. but I was referring more to the 91-92 version..."Raw Hamburger" and all that
amusingly I once spotted a sample from Great Phone Calls on a Cornelius album, one of his early ones before he broke through to the U.S. - I've always been really curious as to how that happened
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
I was just thinking earlier that Hijinks! is almost certainly a five-bagger.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
Let's also not forget to acknowledge Heidecker's TV pre-Tim-cessor Tim Taylor, whose arrogant, error-prone home improvement schemes would fail spectacularly before a live studio audience once a week in the nineteen-nineties. Oh, Tim Taylor, when will you learn to quell your thirst for more power.
― del griffith, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link
amusingly I once spotted a sample from Great Phone Calls on a Cornelius album, one of his early ones before he broke through to the U.S. - I've always been really curious as to how that happened― frogbs, Wednesday, July 10, 2019 12:35 PM (ten minutes ago)
― frogbs, Wednesday, July 10, 2019 12:35 PM (ten minutes ago)
I think you mean Buffalo Daughter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdYhlDjkJE(the outro has the Chabela Burrito bit)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
ok, the google tells me the same was sample by Cornelius on "Moon Walk"
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
nah - it's this song. sample appears right at the beginning. that's interesting though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQzYszOG8ss
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
they do do plenty of hits and tentpoles, bcz they have to choose flicks whose release dates aren't going to move by the time the episode comes out months later - they just never say anything memorable about them bcz the movies don't exist when they tape
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 11, 2019 3:04 AM (two hours ago)
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 11, 2019 3:12 AM (two hours ago)
― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 11, 2019 3:13 AM (two hours ago)
if Tim being reminiscent of Trump tickles your funny bone, Decker will definitely kill you
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
oops didn't see your post there
at least one other person noticed it I guess
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
idk I'm through season 9 and so far they haven't reviewed a single MCU movie apart from Ant-Man
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
xps tim & Gregg have a Walt-Jesse level toxic relationship at this point, so much ill feeling but they can’t extricate themselves from each other — & there are moments where they reveal they do sort of care for each other a bit, but always in an ultimately abusive way It’s very funny how they both seem not fully conscious of how much the hatred is driving how they think, like Tim basing his whole self-help cult around the idea that watching lots of films is dangerous or Gregg spinning his resentment of dekkar into a dislike of all music
― subpost master (wins), Monday, 15 April 2024 16:22 (one week ago) link
managed to anticipate the bizarrest stuff years in advance
2011:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USA5v08NcEU
― Evan, Monday, 15 April 2024 16:27 (one week ago) link
I've probably pointed it out before but Tim trying to explain why he's trying to pay for Ayaka's abortion despite being staunchly pro-life is maybe the best encapsulation of Republican 'logic' I've ever seen
― frogbs, Monday, 15 April 2024 21:22 (one week ago) link
You need options
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 15 April 2024 21:52 (one week ago) link
Sometimes situations occur
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 00:05 (one week ago) link
The situation had to be evacuated
― H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 00:11 (one week ago) link
Getting a little choked up at the 40 years of Jaws 2 montage (which is actually a Jaws 3 montage; movie buffs will know). So great to see so many people around the world celebrate such a massive milestone. Jaws 2 made it! to think we're only 4 years from the big 50!
― H.P, Thursday, 18 April 2024 01:43 (five days ago) link
the people’s joker (written and directed by on cinema editor vera drew) is so good
― ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 02:53 (five days ago) link