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all 5 hours right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJ

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:44 (seven months ago) link

oops. I meant right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJQ

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:45 (seven months ago) link

the trial is astonishingly great. you HAVE to watch the full thing and not just the highlights.

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:56 (seven months ago) link

the whole of season 9 seems to be an extended satire on how annoying having dinner service at the Alamo Drafthouses is

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, July 3, 2019 11:24 AM (forty-nine minutes ago)

the satire of the kind of fake fancy junk food you get in north america - e.g. everything coming with truffle aoili - was very good

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:16 (seven months ago) link

I would say you can watch highlights of the trial until Tim fires his attorney and starts defending himself, then switch to the full thing

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:14 (seven months ago) link

no!!!!!!!

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:15 (seven months ago) link

a couple of my old acquaintances recently started a video game podcast. I listened to one episode and thought about On Cinema the whole time. one of the guys has probably played 20,000 hours of video games but has absolutely nothing insightful to say about them, it's so spot on that I've almost come to view Tim & Gregg as real people

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:07 (seven months ago) link

Has anyone started an On On Cinema at the Cinema podcast yet

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:35 (seven months ago) link

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK_iydsYSiI

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 July 2019 15:50 (seven months ago) link

I just watched shakey's clip the other day. It wouldn't be nearly as beautiful without the interviewer's overt lack of interest in Gregg's banalities.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 July 2019 00:08 (seven months ago) link

Can you guess which album changed Gregg's life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4ZLquouHc

Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Sunday, 7 July 2019 16:53 (seven months ago) link

kurt roder

american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 7 July 2019 18:11 (seven months ago) link

trying to get into this... its humour is not completely lost on me but it’s also extremely fn boring... hmm

flopson, Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:53 (seven months ago) link

It's probably okay to just stop if you don't feel like it's a five-bagger.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 00:21 (seven months ago) link

"Do you find yourself struggling with..."

"...mental health issues?"

... (Eazy), Monday, 8 July 2019 01:01 (seven months ago) link

think ill stay at it for a lil longer

flopson, Monday, 8 July 2019 01:33 (seven months ago) link

What have you watched / listened to so far?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:25 (seven months ago) link

Me, I just bore witness to the cancellation of Decker season 3 this evening, so it's difficult to put myself back in the headspace of several years ago when I watched a handful of On Cinemas and said 'IDGI'. Suffice it say, I'm glad I got over myself.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:41 (seven months ago) link

now we will never know if Agent Kington would have defeated Dracula

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 July 2019 17:00 (seven months ago) link

The effects at Dracula's castle were a whole 'nother level of special. I particularly liked the table that followed Gregg around for a while.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 17:27 (seven months ago) link

On Cinema On How To Behave At The Cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 8 July 2019 20:12 (seven months ago) link

hey guys

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 02:11 (seven months ago) link

"as we all remember so many years ago, a couple of years ago we had the death of osama bin laden, killed in action after we spent years hunting him for the murder of 9/11"

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:10 (seven months ago) link

I would've liked to see Sasha Baron Cohen play the Osama role

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:20 (seven months ago) link

this is already amazing by episode 9

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:22 (seven months ago) link

omg I am on the trial now

"What led to your prior arrests?"
"... Misunderstandings"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:31 (seven months ago) link

"Objection! ... Tonguetwister?"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:32 (seven months ago) link

i'm pretty much where brad is, i think - i watched all of S1 in one sitting and loved it. absolutely drove my partner crazy though, i think.

i love all the talk about how good it is to see some famous, sometimes washed up, actor "back on the big screen"

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:32 (seven months ago) link

i love all the talk about how good it is to see some famous, sometimes washed up, actor "back on the big screen"

― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, July 10, 2019 8:32 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we haven't seen russell crowe in a while

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:27 (seven months ago) link

"It's great seeing Brendan Frasier back in a movie again, I've always loved him, and I love looking at Katherine Heigl, she's just the kind of woman I like, in terms of beauty, and sex appeal, she is hot, she is a 10, actually"

"If you've seen the movie, you'd know it's an animated movie about a squirrel"

"You have to admit the technology now is so good that some of these animated movies look like real life"

"Some of them do, but when a squirrel starts talking, you generally know it's an animated picture"

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:35 (seven months ago) link

You imagine there ought to be a real life Gregg out there, absolutely ecstatic about the selection of dusty old extremely forgettable VHS movies in some bin at a thrift shop, next to a some CD cases of old computer software, AOL trials, Yanni, baseball games for PS2 etc.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:41 (seven months ago) link

Thank u for reminding me of the Nut Job review, frogs. Tim's overreaction to Gregg's joke about it being the name of Tim's autobiography was my first big On Cinema laugh.

Just recently saw some Neil Hamburger footage for the first time since I started watching this show. I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:46 (seven months ago) link

I love that they generally never review actual hits, tentpole pics, oscar winners etc. not even huge mainstream garbage (MCU, Star Wars, Pixar etc) its almost always b-list shit that instantly vanishes from the public consciousness.

aka popcorn classics!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:49 (seven months ago) link

idk why but every time tim mispronounces an actor's name i completely lose it, thankfully it happens in every single episode

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:57 (seven months ago) link

I especially like a) when assumes that the first and last names were transposed and b) when he assumes that the name on the card must be a misprint because it's not written in the same way that it left his mouth.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:03 (seven months ago) link

If the mispronunciations are tickling your funny bone, watching Decker might actually kill you. Exercise caution!

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:04 (seven months ago) link

Tim is great at it. I find it funny cause it reminds me of my dad tbh.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:09 (seven months ago) link

I think it's fair to say that Tim Heidecker is the unparalleled master of awkward, error-prone, completely unearned arrogance.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:12 (seven months ago) link

Well theres trump

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:13 (seven months ago) link

Well, yeah.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:18 (seven months ago) link

I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.

his On Cinema persona is actually kinda similar to the early "America's Funnyman" version of the character

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:26 (seven months ago) link

Yeah, I need to listen to the prank calls again, it's been forever.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:29 (seven months ago) link

I had the nude model classified ad as my voicemail greeting for much longer than was probably advisable.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:30 (seven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-Csqy7AkM

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:29 (seven months ago) link

the one where he tells a really long and meandering version of his 7-11 joke just to see how long he can keep the guy on the phone was incredible. but I was referring more to the 91-92 version..."Raw Hamburger" and all that

amusingly I once spotted a sample from Great Phone Calls on a Cornelius album, one of his early ones before he broke through to the U.S. - I've always been really curious as to how that happened

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:35 (seven months ago) link

I was just thinking earlier that Hijinks! is almost certainly a five-bagger.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:36 (seven months ago) link

I think it's fair to say that Tim Heidecker is the unparalleled master of awkward, error-prone, completely unearned arrogance.

Let's also not forget to acknowledge Heidecker's TV pre-Tim-cessor Tim Taylor, whose arrogant, error-prone home improvement schemes would fail spectacularly before a live studio audience once a week in the nineteen-nineties. Oh, Tim Taylor, when will you learn to quell your thirst for more power.

del griffith, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:41 (seven months ago) link

amusingly I once spotted a sample from Great Phone Calls on a Cornelius album, one of his early ones before he broke through to the U.S. - I've always been really curious as to how that happened

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 10, 2019 12:35 PM (ten minutes ago)

I think you mean Buffalo Daughter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdYhlDjkJE
(the outro has the Chabela Burrito bit)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:49 (seven months ago) link

ok, the google tells me the same was sample by Cornelius on "Moon Walk"

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:51 (seven months ago) link

tim changing his twitter name to "tim newman" makes all of his tweets funnier

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:20 (three days ago) link

Finally finished this last night. Worth the wait.

If I find the time/wherewithal, I kinda want to transcribe Tim's conversation with his new son Matt.

Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:24 (three days ago) link

Congrats to the growing Newman family!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:24 (three days ago) link

kinda bummed I saw the ending of the special before the beginning :(

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:27 (three days ago) link

loool:

ATTN On Cinema Family & Toni Newman: @timheidecker fooled many of you with his "heartfelt" wedding vows, but - like most things that he does in life - they were a sham. He has no respect for the law, Toni Newman, or MOVIES. Please spread far and wide! @greggturkington #OnCinema pic.twitter.com/DVfP0tnWwf

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) February 19, 2020

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:00 (three days ago) link

outstanding

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:04 (three days ago) link

holy shit lmao

equam phillips (crüt), Thursday, 20 February 2020 04:50 (two days ago) link

and they say he doesn't actually watch the movies

frogbs, Thursday, 20 February 2020 14:29 (two days ago) link

Ok that is amazing.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 20 February 2020 14:30 (two days ago) link

That is truly beautiful. Halleluyer!

Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 14:32 (two days ago) link

oh that kind of explains why one of the celebrity quotes in the between-scenes slideshow was Tyler Perry saying something like "I can't say I ever actually enjoyed playing Madea."

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 15:47 (two days ago) link

No less convinced that Tim & Gregg see one week into the future:

https://t.co/miAx0jS5ZG pic.twitter.com/kpbWtGuLXI

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) February 21, 2020

blatherskite, Friday, 21 February 2020 02:03 (yesterday) link


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