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The later seasons of Decker aren’t on youtube btw, but iirc they stop interacting directly with On Cinema episodes so it doesn’t stand out badly

(The two Ant-Man movies also don’t appear in the playlist, but do very much affect On Cinema video and twitter content )

forks if you were starting at an early point, try dropping in on a S4 or 5 episode, when the Tim vs Gregg tone is better established & there’s loads of backstory, to see if it pings any better with you

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:16 (ten months ago) link

eh I think starting in the beginning obscures what a slow build this show is

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:17 (ten months ago) link

er starting in the MIDDLE

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:17 (ten months ago) link

the whole of season 9 seems to be an extended satire on how annoying having dinner service at the Alamo Drafthouses is

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:24 (ten months ago) link

"Tastes like a mouthful of dirt."

Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:27 (ten months ago) link

Todd Rundgren appears in the last episode of Decker...I knew that voice was familiar!!

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:28 (ten months ago) link

"Why was he fired, did he forget to wipe down the microwave?"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:34 (ten months ago) link

if someone "completely doesn't get" the show at the beginning, pushing on through twenty episodes of more of the same is probably going to bore and annoy them

oh yeah, the full real-time Trial Of Tim Heidecker coverage isn't on youtube either, just 10-15 minutes highlights from each day (iirc that's all I watched, then switched over for the full verdict)

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:41 (ten months ago) link

all 5 hours right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJ

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:44 (ten months ago) link

oops. I meant right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJQ

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:45 (ten months ago) link

the trial is astonishingly great. you HAVE to watch the full thing and not just the highlights.

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:56 (ten months ago) link

the whole of season 9 seems to be an extended satire on how annoying having dinner service at the Alamo Drafthouses is

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, July 3, 2019 11:24 AM (forty-nine minutes ago)

the satire of the kind of fake fancy junk food you get in north america - e.g. everything coming with truffle aoili - was very good

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:16 (ten months ago) link

I would say you can watch highlights of the trial until Tim fires his attorney and starts defending himself, then switch to the full thing

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:14 (ten months ago) link

no!!!!!!!

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:15 (ten months ago) link

a couple of my old acquaintances recently started a video game podcast. I listened to one episode and thought about On Cinema the whole time. one of the guys has probably played 20,000 hours of video games but has absolutely nothing insightful to say about them, it's so spot on that I've almost come to view Tim & Gregg as real people

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:07 (ten months ago) link

Has anyone started an On On Cinema at the Cinema podcast yet

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:35 (ten months ago) link

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK_iydsYSiI

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 July 2019 15:50 (ten months ago) link

I just watched shakey's clip the other day. It wouldn't be nearly as beautiful without the interviewer's overt lack of interest in Gregg's banalities.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 July 2019 00:08 (ten months ago) link

Can you guess which album changed Gregg's life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4ZLquouHc

Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Sunday, 7 July 2019 16:53 (ten months ago) link

kurt roder

american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 7 July 2019 18:11 (ten months ago) link

trying to get into this... its humour is not completely lost on me but it’s also extremely fn boring... hmm

flopson, Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:53 (ten months ago) link

It's probably okay to just stop if you don't feel like it's a five-bagger.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 00:21 (ten months ago) link

"Do you find yourself struggling with..."

"...mental health issues?"

... (Eazy), Monday, 8 July 2019 01:01 (ten months ago) link

think ill stay at it for a lil longer

flopson, Monday, 8 July 2019 01:33 (ten months ago) link

What have you watched / listened to so far?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:25 (ten months ago) link

Me, I just bore witness to the cancellation of Decker season 3 this evening, so it's difficult to put myself back in the headspace of several years ago when I watched a handful of On Cinemas and said 'IDGI'. Suffice it say, I'm glad I got over myself.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:41 (ten months ago) link

now we will never know if Agent Kington would have defeated Dracula

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 July 2019 17:00 (ten months ago) link

The effects at Dracula's castle were a whole 'nother level of special. I particularly liked the table that followed Gregg around for a while.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 July 2019 17:27 (ten months ago) link

On Cinema On How To Behave At The Cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 8 July 2019 20:12 (ten months ago) link

hey guys

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 02:11 (ten months ago) link

"as we all remember so many years ago, a couple of years ago we had the death of osama bin laden, killed in action after we spent years hunting him for the murder of 9/11"

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:10 (ten months ago) link

I would've liked to see Sasha Baron Cohen play the Osama role

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:20 (ten months ago) link

this is already amazing by episode 9

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:22 (ten months ago) link

omg I am on the trial now

"What led to your prior arrests?"
"... Misunderstandings"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:31 (ten months ago) link

"Objection! ... Tonguetwister?"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:32 (ten months ago) link

i'm pretty much where brad is, i think - i watched all of S1 in one sitting and loved it. absolutely drove my partner crazy though, i think.

i love all the talk about how good it is to see some famous, sometimes washed up, actor "back on the big screen"

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:32 (ten months ago) link

i love all the talk about how good it is to see some famous, sometimes washed up, actor "back on the big screen"

― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, July 10, 2019 8:32 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we haven't seen russell crowe in a while

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:27 (ten months ago) link

"It's great seeing Brendan Frasier back in a movie again, I've always loved him, and I love looking at Katherine Heigl, she's just the kind of woman I like, in terms of beauty, and sex appeal, she is hot, she is a 10, actually"

"If you've seen the movie, you'd know it's an animated movie about a squirrel"

"You have to admit the technology now is so good that some of these animated movies look like real life"

"Some of them do, but when a squirrel starts talking, you generally know it's an animated picture"

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:35 (ten months ago) link

You imagine there ought to be a real life Gregg out there, absolutely ecstatic about the selection of dusty old extremely forgettable VHS movies in some bin at a thrift shop, next to a some CD cases of old computer software, AOL trials, Yanni, baseball games for PS2 etc.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:41 (ten months ago) link

Thank u for reminding me of the Nut Job review, frogs. Tim's overreaction to Gregg's joke about it being the name of Tim's autobiography was my first big On Cinema laugh.

Just recently saw some Neil Hamburger footage for the first time since I started watching this show. I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:46 (ten months ago) link

I love that they generally never review actual hits, tentpole pics, oscar winners etc. not even huge mainstream garbage (MCU, Star Wars, Pixar etc) its almost always b-list shit that instantly vanishes from the public consciousness.

aka popcorn classics!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:49 (ten months ago) link

idk why but every time tim mispronounces an actor's name i completely lose it, thankfully it happens in every single episode

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:57 (ten months ago) link

I especially like a) when assumes that the first and last names were transposed and b) when he assumes that the name on the card must be a misprint because it's not written in the same way that it left his mouth.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:03 (ten months ago) link

If the mispronunciations are tickling your funny bone, watching Decker might actually kill you. Exercise caution!

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:04 (ten months ago) link

Tim is great at it. I find it funny cause it reminds me of my dad tbh.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:09 (ten months ago) link

I think it's fair to say that Tim Heidecker is the unparalleled master of awkward, error-prone, completely unearned arrogance.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:12 (ten months ago) link

Well theres trump

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:13 (ten months ago) link

Well, yeah.

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:18 (ten months ago) link

I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.

his On Cinema persona is actually kinda similar to the early "America's Funnyman" version of the character

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:26 (ten months ago) link

this special was really something. nice that gregg now has some deaths on his hands

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:19 (three months ago) link

the last 15 minutes of that must've been really cool to see live, they hold that shot just long enough to convince you that this is the end of On Cinema, before Axiom single-handedly (lol) saves the show

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:52 (three months ago) link

could really use some of this right about now

https://i.redd.it/ne4ylkoz3pj41.png

frogbs, Friday, 28 February 2020 20:07 (three months ago) link

1 cup of peanut butter

honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Saturday, 29 February 2020 01:32 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

not sure where to post this but figured there were some Mark-heads on here:

https://vimeo.com/60716535

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:45 (two months ago) link

shit is heating up

Best place to be quarantined for months?

— #1 Ranked Movie Expertise (@greggturkington) March 31, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 22:27 (two months ago) link

This is copywrite infringement the likes of witch we have never seen. https://t.co/5WiIhx59tM

— Beef Boy (@timheidecker) March 31, 2020

crüt, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:26 (one month ago) link

haha

nxd, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:03 (one month ago) link

I’m not caught up on this but I would just like to say that “stump the buff” is the funniest fucking bit

Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:17 (one month ago) link

Oh also I’m watching the 5th Oscar special right now - is there really a character called master of codes in fucking Star Wars lol

Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:36 (one month ago) link

I couldn’t tell either but https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Codebreaker

blatherskite, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:49 (one month ago) link

lmao

Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:57 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

Mark Proksch interview.

Between K-Strass and Good Morning Tri-State, what draws you to morning news shows?

It’s everywhere, so everyone can relate to it. It’s also the closest thing we have to amateur television that’s on every single day. Especially in smaller towns, there’s a realness there, where the person who went to high school with you is now the weatherwoman. There’s that familiarity that is interesting to me. Playing around in that local-news world is really fun.

That’s what makes us all laugh. We’ve been doing these watch parties every Saturday night — me, Tim, Gregg, Jason Woliner, Fielder — where we’re watching dumb stuff, awful YouTube videos and such. The real world is infinitely funnier than anything that anyone could script.

Bleeqwot (sic), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 23:01 (two weeks ago) link

I’m caught up on this now, love that the last Oscar special has gregg’s grandest finale to date

Microbes oft teem (wins), Thursday, 14 May 2020 03:43 (two weeks ago) link

still crack up when I think of the Joker striking again

frogbs, Thursday, 14 May 2020 03:45 (two weeks ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/aqXEmif.gif

Bleeqwot (sic), Thursday, 14 May 2020 04:45 (two weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

Randomly watching some videos of Cambodian-American rock band Dengue Fever, who I used to be pretty into up until about 7-8 years ago, and gobsmacked by the realization that the lead guitarist is Dr. San:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKSl7nJROm8

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:38 (three days ago) link

from upthread On Cinema at the Cinema on ilxor.com:

Does the Tim & Eric thread discus who Dr. San is IRL?

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, July 16, 2019 3:57 AM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gregg & Zac were former roommates & Gregg put out Zac's former band (dieselhed)'s records 25+ years ago.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, July 16, 2019 4:02 AM (ten months ago)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:43 (three days ago) link

Ha, I totally missed that!

It was such an odd feeling all of a sudden unexpectedly being confronted with Dr. San talking and acting like a normal person, really speaks to how real that fake world feels

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:49 (three days ago) link


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