Anticipating Spider-Man: Homecoming (and then presumably Spider-Man: Prom)

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never trust any guy who willingly goes by the name “Mysterio” and wears a fishbowl on his head

mh, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link

the portrayal of high school kids on a school trip was pretty great!

I was having flashbacks to a high school orchestra trip where a couple of my classmates seemingly coupled up only to act like nothing happened when they returned. And they were two seats away from each other in the cello section!

mh, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 06:31 (four years ago) link

realllly good. like the first one the cuteness of the teen humor just works so well

Nhex, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:53 (four years ago) link

into the spideverse is on netflix and truly blew me away. a very deserving film, of any accolade.

57mg/20floz, Thursday, 4 July 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

This was really, really good. These Spidey movies seem to actually get the best villains aside from the Thor movies.

This was great. The fight sequences were fantastic.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 4 July 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

I thought this was ok. They handled the villain really well, especially in the marketing and promotion, which had people double guessing the misdirection. The only thing I didn't like that much about the fight scenes is that they seemed very much like set pieces. As in literally set on and limited to one specific chunk of set, which I always find kind of cheap and cheesy.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 July 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

Haha, whoops, looks like I picked the wrong credit sequence to blow off!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

I do have a few questions, once more people see this and pop into the thread.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 July 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

Oh we know

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 July 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

this was fun!

gbx, Friday, 5 July 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link

This is a good and fun movie

Post-credits sequence is spoiled by the credits - my wife and I were like “hey, when did they play The Specials?” and wait-for-it, ta-da.

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 July 2019 23:22 (four years ago) link

lol i had the same reaction
tbf though it was guaranteed that there would be something after the final credits, endgame must be the only one out of the 23 movies that didn't do it, right? (And then they added some deleted scenes on recent runs)

Nhex, Saturday, 6 July 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link

MJ is a great character. Her reaction to webslinging was priceless and perfect.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Saturday, 6 July 2019 00:56 (four years ago) link

Zendaya's the best

I liked this much more than I was expecting to.

akm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link

this was fun! every Marvel movie is exactly as good as every other Marvel movie basically, B+

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 July 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

The mid- and post- credits bits are even better when contrasted with Homecoming, though

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 July 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

i don't even remember homecoming's end credits scenes

these seemed like the most substantive ones from a marvel movie in some time. also interesting to see jk simmons back playing a character from Raimi Spiderfilms

akm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

the homecoming end-credits was captain america making fun of you for waiting around for an end-credits scene

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 July 2019 01:57 (four years ago) link

the other one was Michael Keaton in person not revealing Peter's identity, setting up his return in a future sequel and a little more interesting now

Nhex, Saturday, 6 July 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link

in prison

Nhex, Saturday, 6 July 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link

also can i say the #flashmob joke was so bad and groanworthy i almost loved it

Nhex, Saturday, 6 July 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link

we were talking about end credits scenes once and a guy I used to work with was like "oh you mean a Skeletor?" we were like what??

apparently there's an end credits scene in the old Masters of the Universe movie where Skeletor appears and says I'll get you next time He-Man ah hahaha so him and his friends started calling end credit scenes Skeletors so I think about that every time I see one

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 6 July 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

Apparently there is some sort of Fantastic Four easter egg in this?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

Seems like a stretch to me

https://movieweb.com/spider-man-far-from-home-fantastic-four-easter-egg/

akm, Sunday, 7 July 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

It's a reference to this being the final movie of Phase 3.

Nhex, Sunday, 7 July 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

Just saw this- tons of fun. It was a nice capper to Endgame and Mysterio was one of the better baddies they've had in a while. Overall looked pretty nice too. After Spider-Verse I thought this would look rather poor, but they managed to take the right inspiration from it instead. The kids had a lot of charm - I actually could have gone for even more of them fucking around on the trip at the expense of some of the web-slinging.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 7 July 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

this was fun! every Marvel movie is exactly as good as every other Marvel movie basically, B+


otm

gbx, Sunday, 7 July 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

this was really fun, love all the teen stuff, glad someone is making fun colorful teen movies --- kinda old-fashioned in a way, like we arrive in different world cities and get little travelogue shots of them, instead of just an aerial shot and a typewriter font announcing "PRAGUE.". all the supporting players are good, the jokes are frequent and funny, and it moves along pretty quick.

however i hated all the nick fury stuff, and about 50% of the references to "tony." also this is like the eighth one of these movies about a super-powerful spy-on-anyone, kill-anyone-on-earth drone system. did tony not get around to watching The Winter Soldier, or what? anyway spider-man going overseas should be a great excuse to get away from all that and just let him be spider-man doing spider-man stuff. the concluding scenes worsen this dramatically imo - no spoilers but the status quo being set up for the next one seems to really close off a down-the-middle spider-man movie. maybe we'll have to just count on a miles morales sequel for that.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 July 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

also "the blip" explanation for what happened in Endgame made noooo sense to me...not that i want this to feel even more burdened by the other movies but it was distractingly confusing. i guess they're just never going to really deal in any way with how weird that situation was/is. even in Endgame it was like one scene of paul rudd visiting a memorial, and next thing we see it's hulk signing autographs for happy children in a diner, like.... there was still a functioning economy....? they still have diners?? such a great bizarre scifi premise, or even a classic comic book way to create an alternate timeline and meet alternate versions of characters or w/e, just totally jerked around for plot purposes and disposed of.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 July 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

The blip stuff made no sense to me and was barely explored, to the extent that they didn't really need to bring it up at all.

What I loved about this movie is a) the villain's crazy explanation for who he is and where he's come from is totally accepted as fact, because at this point in this world of time travel and alien invasions and Spider-man multi-verses, why not? and b) even though everyone expects the villain to be a/the villain, this movie had some serious misdirection mojo working, in that at least to me the villain's reveal as a villain *still* came as something of a surprise.

And as far as "huh?" questions for me go, I don't have many for this one! Except this: the EDITH glasses are so attuned they even know what his classmates are texting to one another in real time, you'd think they'd have an alert for "danger: disgruntled unstable former Stark employee who helped design my tech!"

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 July 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

Mysterio was one of the better baddies they've had in a while...


Oh no SPOILERS

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 7 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

anyone with any knowledge of spiderman comics already knows this.

akm, Sunday, 7 July 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

Fun flick, saw it today. BETTER THAN THE FIRST

Lactose Shaolin Wanker (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 7 July 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

That's what I was saying, even though everybody knows who the villain is I thought they still handled it well.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 July 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

It’s really interesting to me that both of the MCU Spider-Man movies have Peter dealing with his own shortcomings while dealing with the results of Stark’s shortcomings. Stark is such a big shot he has no time to notice all the supervillains he enables in his wake, and Parker is a fucking teenager compelled to fight them, more or less a draftee.

You could probably write a good length piece on how both of these movies are really about the unavoidable collateral damage that results from every arms race in human history.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 July 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

I mean, when he says “Avengers-level” He literally means “hundreds of people are dying all over the place rn”

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 July 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link

You could probably write a good length piece on how both of these movies are really about the unavoidable collateral damage that results from every arms race in human history.

Or maybe the psychology of *being* the weapon.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

Or how I only post stuff like that after four of those really good IPAs that look like pulp-free orange juice

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 July 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

NEIPAs?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link

NEIPAs should be the hero *and* villain of the next Spider-man movie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

_Spider-Man: Frat Beer Bust_

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 July 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link

Maybe he can “blip” to 21 and discover getting smashed as his big second-act fuckup

El Tomboto, Monday, 8 July 2019 00:38 (four years ago) link

anyone with any knowledge of spiderman comics already knows this.


:rolleyes

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 8 July 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link

once again, really impressed with how they make a goofy-ass Sinister Six villain both both legitimately threatening and also credibly-motivated to e.g. put a fishbowl on his head

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 8 July 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link

what makes these great teen movies: NEVER trust the adults

Nhex, Monday, 8 July 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link

I'm tired of Spider-Man being beholden to the MCU Iron Man legacy junk but I did chortle when they revealed what the acronym EDITH stood for

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 8 July 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

That was my favorite joke in the movie

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 8 July 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

I'm tired of Spider-Man being beholden to the MCU Iron Man legacy junk

I'm the opposite- I think they'd be fools not to continue into the MCU. Next one would be a good moment to introduce Kamala Khan.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 8 July 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

Oh, I'm fine with the MCU stuff, just him being Iron Man's little buddy/surrogate/heir thing is what I was finding tiring

spoiler zone here, but having yet another major character be directly linked to Tony Stark was a little much

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 8 July 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link


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