he's just not that into you at least has some basis in reality. "stop being a needy stalker and get on with your life" is a good message.
― get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
St. Patrick's Day is the worst.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.
― get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
we got all the other douchebags though.
― get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
that "game" stuff basically = Date Adrianne lolz
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link
walking up first ave to the L from the LES on St. Patrick's Day is HELL. The women look like they're about to fuck you or start crying and all the dudes look about two seconds away from punching someone.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah spend some time in murry hill or kips bay.
i always took a half day. mainly to get away from grand central and the parade...but we often ended up on second or third where a friends friend always played..it would start of fine, but id have to flee by 5 or so to get away from drunk fucking firemen
― bb, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p308/LTmvp2007/The_Game_Rapper.jpg
pensive look because he's considering the dude in the furry hat.
"bitch please, you lookin like criss angel mindfreak in this piece"
― dmr, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i thankfully almost never enter places where "the game" players would work out.
― bb, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link
-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:15 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yeah but we have ARMENIANS which are the west coast version of NJ GUIDOS
― max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
armenian guido picture thread plz
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
lol people complaining abt st pattys in nyc - go to boston fools - i dont even notice when that shit is going on here
― jhøshea, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
as long as it's not scratch and sniff (armenian cologne: wtf?)
― remy bean, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
god i hate that fucking 'he's not that into you' book and total O_o at how it's on every girl's FAVE BOOKS EVER list on facebook
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
the no-excuses truth to understanding hoos
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
hoos just not that into you
― jhøshea, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
just to add MY TWO CENTS to the original topic, usually i call cuet girls "annoying" because if i told my girlfriend that i thought another chick was doable id get a slap in the face and a box of my stuff at the end of my driveway
― max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
thats like regardless of whether or not the chick is ACTUALLY annoying
my gf says "i'd hit that" re: ladies on a regular basis
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i am not allowed to say it anymore :(
my girlfriend says that only about the the gothy butch chick on the l-word
― max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/Picture2-1.png
― Milton Parker, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
so luna is still alive then
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
the world may never know
― chaki, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread is blowing up my game plz deleet
― and what, Thursday, 6 March 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
"the game" basically boils down to "be confident" and "meet lots of girls" which i think are good pieces of advice.
all the other bullshit is to sell books and "boot camps" lol.
also cankles 10000000x OTM re: hot girls never having to shut up
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Obama's turning to negative campaigning as a means of embracing Hil's tactics is like when your girlfriend is always throwing stuff at you in arguments but you're cool and collected but one day you snap and chuck a lamp and quite possibly you sleep on the curb that night.
-- nickalicious, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link
truthbomb.jpg http://blog.honeyee.com/pointblank/archives/images/number%20%231%20truth%20bomb.jpg
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
ACTUALLY that's called #1truthbomb.jpg
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
supermodel butt
― get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
any number of tyra.gifs here
― get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
uh? http://www.eyegazingparties.com/
― Kerm, Thursday, 6 March 2008 08:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Boys often like crazy girls when they first meet them but then later the boys gets tired of all the craziness and shout jeeringly at the girls that they are crazy. -- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), July 10th, 2003 1:16 AM. (estela) (later)
― gbx, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ New Yorkers.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyone who got past 0:15 is insane.
-- HI DERE, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:03 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I've had enough experiences with smart and crazy to want to go through rollercoaster again. Unfortunately, those are the sort of people I tend to end up with anyway, whether or not I'm trying to avoid them. Often you can't tell crazy from non-crazy before you've been with them long enough to form an emotional bond, and after that it's harder to break off, especially if the craziness is sort of intertwined with the stuff that makes her appealing. Besides, the last relationship I had with a definitely non-crazy girl ended partially because I found her too vanilla. Why can't I meet an interesting, cool person who'd also be totally sane?
-- Tuomas, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:42 (14 minutes ago) Link
― and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Look, up above! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my balls! (Yeah) J-Zone a-k-a Captain Backslap Celph Titled the motherfuckin' Rubix Cupid Come on
Super-nigga J-Zone in the sky with a fur cape Enemy of the state, in '98 I dropped the gold tape Hoes wantin' my presents got nothin' but more laughter Bitch, the fact that it's Christmas is no factor Unknown to famous, my Rolodex got a long list of hoes, like the Chinatown White Pages Only yellow nigga, always runnin' his mouth Eatin' pussy, lookin' like Pac-Man, but don't fuck with a spouse Ladies, I drove 'em crazy, 'cause I gave 'em more head But pigeons are shittin' on me 'cause I threw 'em no bread Bum bitches beg me not to perform 'cause I'm offendin' 'em
Please, don't do it! I said I'm no gentleman!
She left, about to cry too, what, you forgotten? I was raised on 2 Live Crew, my attitude is rotten Zone and Celph are guaranteed Like your bitch gainin' 55 pounds after you marry the G
Yo, me and Zone cake heavily, breakin' cheddar with cheese graters With an HK ??? that stretch 3 acres Sniper maneuvers, I'm on some heavy metal shit Find me at Lollapalooza with a bazooka Any bitch 14 and up, you know I'm fuckin' that Get my rocks off, watchin' fat girls do jumpin' jacks I really stay on top of my game when I'm at 'Cause I'm fuckin' your wife missionary style on a Twister mat
MC's hate us Bleach don't fade us Ball on a bunch of ??? hoes don't date us Zone and Celph Titled rippin' over the beat Come to your crib, take a leak, piss all over the seat You're 2-bit like Atari, ???, Commodore You're sorry, with a weak show, what the fuck you rhymin' for? What sort of nonsense is this? Eat a dick up Cock-cocksuckers, cock-cocksuckers
We APR finance careers 'Cause we give it to you now, and you're payin' for the next 3 years My ex called me the Pipe-long Kid 'Cause I got a dick size reminiscent of the Whitestone Bridge Sissies talk all tough, takin' "Thug-agra" by the case Celph stomped a hole in your cheek, and everybody call your ass Ma$e And on your face you'll fall flat For ballin' out your league like Kobe with a baseball bat, ya bitch
Oh, shit, yo, Celph What are you doing with that cannon, man? Make sure you think twice before you use it
No doubt Zone, I always do
Once when I load it, and once when I fire it (gunshot)
Real gangstas don't say much, we talk with our hands And keep a surplus of Ziploc bags and rubberbands ???, you see me load the clip in the gun? You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run I'm 6'1", 240 pounds, enough to cause fractures Extort pussies in the game, it's gonna cost rappers From now on, call me Reverend Get-Right I got a thing for female journalists, I like the bitch tight Cookin' crack in a rotisserie oven, hickory smokin' In the projects with a bulldozer, picture me rollin', nigga I went to private school, attended church and said my prayers Now I'm takin' trips to hell, and God, I love it there Settin' the new fashion trends, who else? You look nice in that body bag, shoot yourself Black Sabbath performer, come see me on Sunday And witness how I'm lightin' up Broadway with my gunplay
― and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
every thread on ILX about a new "indie" band or movie should start with the wikipedia article on the narcissism of small differences
-- max, Monday, January 28, 2008 12:16 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 March 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
plus i hate all the sex-music metaphors ppl say all the time...like "the decemberists is like having a wank in the hall closet, the meters are like fucking in a cheap hotel room"...it just seems lazy anyway and the whole thing is just a way for dudes to suggest that they are real freaky cats in teh sack, check it out ladeez...
also a big fan of: "shit like this can't rock a dance floor" by dudes that sit in front of computers all the time and never go out.
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 5:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
a double hit, even if the second one is kind of cliche
― deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually being completely honest, I think the best porn would just be some hot girls looking like they just got out of bed preparing a full 5-course meal in a big kitchen but wearing just thongs and no tops.
-- TOMBOT, Monday, December 22, 2003 5:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Monday, 10 March 2008 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Taking Sides: Mary Jane Girls versus Jesus and Mary Chain
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought lurker indie vote would be strong enough to keep it competitive
― deej, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"if things start getting hairy, keep your lies simple. you dress em up, you mess em up."
good advice from FOX sitcom lolol
― tehresa, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
what is needed, for the larger booty, is a little elastic to lift and display. jeans should put that out there like a delicious pair of cupcakes, no flattening or minimizing about it!
-- bell_labs, Friday, March 21, 2008 10:25 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
good response when asked if you read harry potter:
oh is that that kids book wheres theres like magic and then everything turns out ok in the end?
-- jhøshea, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 4:21 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
thumbs down
― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
lol u madd
― and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
im not the one starting threads whining about people liking things i dont
― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt
― banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link