What do y'all think Sarah's tits feel like?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (103 of them)

View Previous Page...

Adelaide in Western Australia

oh no

now you have caught me like a rat in a trap

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

it is a warm day in adelaide town

Petard courtesy of the boo-tay boy. But come now, sirrah, don't be down in the mouth; summer is right around the corner. The divine Ms. S shall no doubt be but one among the sorority of the scantly clad. Buff up, buff up, buff up and play the game!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

[list of IRL phone numbers removed]

― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link

haha there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Note to self: Adjust for windage and elevation.

― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously, BUTTEZ, you are not majoring in Proper English. What, may I ask, IS your major, Sir? If it is "sandbox" make up a lie.
Quantum physics might impress me.

This business of "tits" has obviously enticed us to revisit our naughty childhood but most of us come around to remember that we are grownups now.

(Perhaps you assume too much, Zen.)

― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ah but maybe i am majoring in proper english and typing like the this for IRONY

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, Zen, let us cull from your commodious list those names not likely to be the Sarah we seek. As a student, we may safely eliminate the employees of the uni. As a 20 year old, I think we may safely eliminate the PhD and post grad students, too. This leaves us with this itty-bitty list (and not coincidentally, emplaces a second full-name reference so that, should Sarah google her name, she is more likely to find herself here).

[irl phone numbers removed]

Now we make work at the [view] and see what we may at our liesure.

As for EB's disclaimer: there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide; I think we may assume that EB, at least, would not make much of a seminarian or Bible student, so we may disregard the more denominational schools.

The U of Adelaide is the big dawg in that city and the most fair pickings. It is also renowned for its computer sciences programs. Given EB's sad command of the language and his attachment to computers, we, the Holmes's of the world, might take heart that we are on the true scent and EB is but dragging a red herring across his all-too-obvious path.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

As a sage individual once said to me: everything about the internets is deadly serious. As another person somewhere said, "loose lips sink ships - and are also indispensible for blowing raspberries."

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Computers are popular in all walks of life these days!

And I think you should apologise to the University of SA and Flinders University for running down them down in a roundabout sort of way.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes. Flinders Uni in particular I could imagine most perturbed. Being that they fancy themselves as a medical school and all. Adelaide was my old stamping ground as a teenager EB. And on one occassion I do remember finding consciousness in the most unusual place ... under the pool table in Victor Harbour ... I think the pub was called the crown or some such thing. It has been many years since I have been there tho ... use to surf Waitpinga in my more conscious moments

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

So a pre-med who has been blown into Flinders has actually fullfilled his or her dreams? How odd.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

yo it is called the crown and all the victor inbreds hang around there i think

anyway i believe flinders thinks of itself as a leftist agitprop factory. but maybe thats because i know a girl who is on the student union there.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the question should be....ARE THEY REAL!!

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

[smacks his forehead and looks chagrinned]

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i love you god

― liligod, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

god, sir, knows when the sparrow falls and numbers the hairs on your head. He also takes notes when you cop a feel. Not for self-instructive purposes, either.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

But where does he stand on tits?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

And furthermore, how many angels can dance on a tit?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sure that God has the common decency of the average deity never to stand on tits, Matt. Really!

The real subject of inquiry, in my case at least, is how tits dance on angels.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I would imagine that it depends largely on how tight their tops are.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

If you give them enough drinks they get pretty tight.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 June 2006 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://cluster.adworldmedia.com/banab/120animated4.gif

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Great thread

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Hypnotic, even.

― Michael White, Thursday, 13 December 2007 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know. Some days I think Sarah's tits have been done to death. On other days I think we could squeeze a bit more out of them.

― Aimless, Saturday, 15 December 2007 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

HEAVE HO IS A FATTEY RETARD VI4RGIN WHOS THINKS DTITAYS FEEEL LIKE SANDBAGS

― strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't yours?

― Aimless, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

MY MY THEY DO YES

― strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

what a beautiful thread

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/images/avatars/Girls/thumb_boobies5.gif

― warmsherry, Saturday, 22 December 2007 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Good news! Great tits cope well with warming.

― Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Cheep joke. Keep up the good work.

― Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.