i'm sure you have it handy. get back with us on that quicklike.
― andrew m., Thursday, 20 December 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
What the hell? Are you talking about the 3:34 mark? How did you even catch that?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 20 December 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
PATRICK SWAYZE!!
― jaxon, Thursday, 20 December 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
xp that's it! just latched onto it as a kid i guess.
― andrew m., Thursday, 20 December 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 December 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Um, that's a bgd singer going, "Ooh, oooh!!!"
― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 20 December 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
or the guitarist rubbing the strings a bit--same tone
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 20 December 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
does anyone else mis-remember the lyrics as featuring the line
"I passed the rains down in Africa"
?
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 21 December 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait a minute, you suspect that it's not really a TURKEY GOBBLING? Get out of here!
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 21 December 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link
So classic I paid a quarter for the cassette only to discover that it's unlistenable dreck past "Africa" and "Rosanna." I think the clunky insertion of the word "Serengeti" is part of this song's charm.
I feel like if you were going to suddenly surprise people by blurting out part of a pop song from this period "FRIGHTENED BY THIS THING THAT I'VE BECOME!" would be a top-notch choice.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 21 December 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
the key of dreams version w/ the vocoder is super-ace, too!!
― max, Friday, 21 December 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Jeff Porcaro died in a bizarre gardening accident.
No he didn't. He dropped dead of a cocaine overdose while mowing his lawn.
― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 21 December 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Explain the cover-up for us, Naive Teen Idol.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 21 December 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Africa? classic.
Toto? Huge motherfucking dud.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 21 December 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Pleasant Plains
Hahahahah!
Me, I like "Africa" fine, but "Georgie Porgie" was their peak. (They shoulda made Cheryl Lynn their fulltime singer)
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 21 December 2007 05:57 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man i just remembered. as a kid i misheard the chorus as "there's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do." with my powerful 3rd-grade intellect, i figured they meant that what with mars' gravity being different and all, a man maybe could lift much greater weights on the surface of mars. and it would take over 100 men lifting great weights on the surface of mars to keep me away from this special lady down in africa! how romantic!
― andrew m., Friday, 21 December 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8
― jaymc, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
"there's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do."
You mean that isn't the chorus?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
the chorus is catchy but kinda generic
UTTERLY preposterous
― Savannah Smiles, Friday, 21 December 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
It's been nearly three years since I last saw the video (upthread!) and I think I finally understand it ... Mr. Toto is trying to hunt down the warrior guy, but before he can positively identify him through piecing together the picture in the book, the warrior hunts *him* down (he carries exactly the same shield as the one in the book) and the evidence is burned. An African librarian observes everything and her glasses get rained on, which is supposed to be ironic or whatever.
STILL one of the best songs ever.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
...nd her glasses get rained on... http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2292/2081138864_5675a12dfb.jpg?v=0
― andrew m., Friday, 21 December 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
That's right.
― jaymc, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
i also thought he sang "i guess the rain's down in africa." like out of resignation. well, i guess the rain's down in africa. so it goes.
― andrew m., Friday, 21 December 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Not to be a wet blanket or anything, but the lyrics to this song are not exactly hard to discern. And I, too, was a kid when it came out.
― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 21 December 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I stress the blames on the swastika?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 22 December 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link
This song can kiss my goddamn arse.
― Bimble, Sunday, 23 December 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
"Africa" is great, and I also thought "men on Mars" for a while. That's all.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU!
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I wish TEH AMAZE RANDY would post the lyrics of Africa.
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I hear the drums echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation Shes coming in 12:30 flight The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation I stopped an old man along the way Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, its waiting there for you
Chorus: Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do whats right Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become
Chorus
(instrumental break)
Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in africa I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in africa I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
― The Amazing Randy, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link
>'Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengeti'
Horrible lyric, and they DON'T manage to make that clunky line scan at all!
Absolutely true. Not only is the rhythm bad, but it's such a poor analogy. Comparing a mountain to another mountain! Still an amazing song though.
― Vinnie, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Best Singstar song ever.
― nate woolls, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I hear the drums echoing tonight
You are teh false amaze randy.
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 7 April 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link
"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" = most unnecessary syllables crammed into one line evah
― who makes the nachos? (braveclub), Thursday, 13 August 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I always thought it was "rises like a leapress," as in female leopard (`cos, y'know, it being Africa and all).
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 13 August 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Me too, Alex. But I also thought Paul Simon was saying he had a "night's agenda" in Kodachrome, instead of a Nikon camera - only heard it correctly a month or so ago.
― Jaq, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
The problem with that line is actually two *missing* syllables. "Serengeti" seems shoehorned in with overlong "Ser" and "get".
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Classic for its lyrics. Dud for its music.
― Moka, Thursday, 13 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
rong
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 August 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link
The problem with that line is actually two *missing* syllables.
ahh man you try singing it
― who makes the nachos? (braveclub), Thursday, 13 August 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
― who makes the nachos? (braveclub), Thursday, August 13, 2009 3:45 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark
This makes it one of the best lines in any song ever. fact.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 14 August 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
it always sounded awkward to me tbh
― velko, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
totally but awkwardly awesome
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 14 August 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes Classic, along with the video.
― Jacob Sanders, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
great line for how little sense it makes; why is Kilimanjaro, which actually (I assume) rises above the Serengeti, being compared to Olympus, which does not?
― akm, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
this is pretty sweet, at least the Rain-emulation bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjbpwlqp5Qw
― Stormy Davis, Friday, 14 August 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
wait hold on a sec... it's "I *BLESS* the rains..."?????????????
I heard it as "i FELT the rains" for oh, the past 27 years...
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 14 August 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link
dude playing bass in video is pretty roflmao esp at 2:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT_3PEjnsE
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 14 August 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I took me something like 20 years to find out the lyric isn't "I guess the rain's down in Africa".
― Tuomas, Friday, 14 August 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link
The wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I think this lyric is pretty weird too... How can company be "solitary"?
― Tuomas, Friday, 14 August 2009 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link