TOTO "africa" classic or dud

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i'm sure you have it handy. get back with us on that quicklike.

andrew m., Thursday, 20 December 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

What the hell? Are you talking about the 3:34 mark? How did you even catch that?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 20 December 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

PATRICK SWAYZE!!

jaxon, Thursday, 20 December 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

xp
that's it! just latched onto it as a kid i guess.

andrew m., Thursday, 20 December 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 December 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, that's a bgd singer going, "Ooh, oooh!!!"

Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 20 December 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

or the guitarist rubbing the strings a bit--same tone

sexyDancer, Thursday, 20 December 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

does anyone else mis-remember the lyrics as featuring the line

"I passed the rains down in Africa"

?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 21 December 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait a minute, you suspect that it's not really a TURKEY GOBBLING? Get out of here!

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 21 December 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

So classic I paid a quarter for the cassette only to discover that it's unlistenable dreck past "Africa" and "Rosanna." I think the clunky insertion of the word "Serengeti" is part of this song's charm.

I feel like if you were going to suddenly surprise people by blurting out part of a pop song from this period "FRIGHTENED BY THIS THING THAT I'VE BECOME!" would be a top-notch choice.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 21 December 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

the key of dreams version w/ the vocoder is super-ace, too!!

max, Friday, 21 December 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Jeff Porcaro died in a bizarre gardening accident.

No he didn't. He dropped dead of a cocaine overdose while mowing his lawn.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 21 December 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Explain the cover-up for us, Naive Teen Idol.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 21 December 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Africa? classic.

Toto? Huge motherfucking dud.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 21 December 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Explain the cover-up for us, Naive Teen Idol.

-- Pleasant Plains

Hahahahah!

Me, I like "Africa" fine, but "Georgie Porgie" was their peak. (They shoulda made Cheryl Lynn their fulltime singer)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 21 December 2007 05:57 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man i just remembered. as a kid i misheard the chorus as "there's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do." with my powerful 3rd-grade intellect, i figured they meant that what with mars' gravity being different and all, a man maybe could lift much greater weights on the surface of mars. and it would take over 100 men lifting great weights on the surface of mars to keep me away from this special lady down in africa! how romantic!

andrew m., Friday, 21 December 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8

jaymc, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"there's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do."

You mean that isn't the chorus?

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

the chorus is catchy but kinda generic

UTTERLY preposterous

Savannah Smiles, Friday, 21 December 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

It's been nearly three years since I last saw the video (upthread!) and I think I finally understand it ... Mr. Toto is trying to hunt down the warrior guy, but before he can positively identify him through piecing together the picture in the book, the warrior hunts *him* down (he carries exactly the same shield as the one in the book) and the evidence is burned. An African librarian observes everything and her glasses get rained on, which is supposed to be ironic or whatever.

STILL one of the best songs ever.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

...nd her glasses get rained on...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2292/2081138864_5675a12dfb.jpg?v=0

andrew m., Friday, 21 December 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

That's right.

jaymc, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i also thought he sang "i guess the rain's down in africa." like out of resignation. well, i guess the rain's down in africa. so it goes.

andrew m., Friday, 21 December 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Not to be a wet blanket or anything, but the lyrics to this song are not exactly hard to discern. And I, too, was a kid when it came out.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 21 December 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I stress the blames on the swastika?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 22 December 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

This song can kiss my goddamn arse.

Bimble, Sunday, 23 December 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

"Africa" is great, and I also thought "men on Mars" for a while. That's all.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU!

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish TEH AMAZE RANDY would post the lyrics of Africa.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
Shes coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, its waiting there for you

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

Chorus

(instrumental break)

Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The Amazing Randy, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link

>'Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengeti'

Horrible lyric, and they DON'T manage to make that clunky line scan at all!

Absolutely true. Not only is the rhythm bad, but it's such a poor analogy. Comparing a mountain to another mountain! Still an amazing song though.

Vinnie, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Best Singstar song ever.

nate woolls, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I hear the drums echoing tonight

You are teh false amaze randy.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 7 April 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" = most unnecessary syllables crammed into one line evah

who makes the nachos? (braveclub), Thursday, 13 August 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I always thought it was "rises like a leapress," as in female leopard (`cos, y'know, it being Africa and all).

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 13 August 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Me too, Alex. But I also thought Paul Simon was saying he had a "night's agenda" in Kodachrome, instead of a Nikon camera - only heard it correctly a month or so ago.

Jaq, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

The problem with that line is actually two *missing* syllables. "Serengeti" seems shoehorned in with overlong "Ser" and "get".

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Classic for its lyrics. Dud for its music.

Moka, Thursday, 13 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

rong

call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 August 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The problem with that line is actually two *missing* syllables.

ahh man you try singing it

who makes the nachos? (braveclub), Thursday, 13 August 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" = most unnecessary syllables crammed into one line evah

― who makes the nachos? (braveclub), Thursday, August 13, 2009 3:45 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

This makes it one of the best lines in any song ever. fact.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 14 August 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

it always sounded awkward to me tbh

velko, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

totally but awkwardly awesome

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 14 August 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes Classic, along with the video.

Jacob Sanders, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

great line for how little sense it makes; why is Kilimanjaro, which actually (I assume) rises above the Serengeti, being compared to Olympus, which does not?

akm, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

this is pretty sweet, at least the Rain-emulation bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjbpwlqp5Qw

Stormy Davis, Friday, 14 August 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

wait hold on a sec... it's "I *BLESS* the rains..."?????????????

I heard it as "i FELT the rains" for oh, the past 27 years...

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 14 August 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

dude playing bass in video is pretty roflmao esp at 2:27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT_3PEjnsE

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 14 August 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

wait hold on a sec... it's "I *BLESS* the rains..."?????????????

I took me something like 20 years to find out the lyric isn't "I guess the rain's down in Africa".

Tuomas, Friday, 14 August 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company

I think this lyric is pretty weird too... How can company be "solitary"?

Tuomas, Friday, 14 August 2009 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link


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