a: shorts, you fuckin weirdos
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
question: what do you wear when it's over 100 degrees every day so that you dont feel like dying
Where I live it (currently, but who knows in a few years) doesn't get above the mid 90s, but I wear jeans and T-shirts about 350 days a year. The rest of the time I wear khakis. I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
in general, life is better lived when you don't tell strangers what kind fo clothes they can't wear
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
if you (are a white guy over 30 and) don't wear shorts, your legs look weird and pale and spindly and hairy when you're naked
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link
xpost
it (currently, but who knows in a few years) {...} keep the air conditioner on at home.
🤔
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link
I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.what a thrilling existence
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
i mean no lie i spend a lot of time indoors bc the heat is oppressive but thats also why i wear shorts
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/l1K9DfyDTJoNmma3e/giphy.gif
― DJI, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
what a thrilling existence
Home is where my books and CDs are. What does the outside world have that can compete? Other people? Fuck that.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
the outside world has shorts
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link
my man
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link
men over 30 shouldn't wear jeans and tshirts almost every day
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2YYDZjD.jpg
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
Feeling v attacked rn
― Simon H., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link
It wasn't until I turned 35 that I got up the nerve to abjure the no-shorts-after-6-p.m. rule.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link
I will NOT wear band t-shirts though.
my summer clothes are cargo shorts and free t-shirts from when ive donated blood
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link
Fuck u shorts shamerz die in a fire
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:40 (four years ago) link
The danger of a grown man wearing shorts is that he’ll look like an overgrown child, so you gotta be careful out there. Wearing a polo helps.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
so long as it's not tucked in
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
I love how the last 10 posts could be sentences from a Brooks column.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:59 (four years ago) link
not tucked in yes
otherwise shorts are appropriate all year round
― Dan S, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 8:59 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
lmao just trying to stay on topic
hey is david brooks dead yet?
― hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:17 (four years ago) link
he died from wearing shorts
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
His bobos fell out and got stepped on, RIP
― Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
bobo dick energy
― hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/01/10/4DB4365400000578-0-image-m-3_1530436583857.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Waiters are 87% friendlier as they hand me the bill and I’m about to decide the tip amount than they are at any other point in the meal.— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) July 26, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2019 03:41 (four years ago) link
fuck you, David Brooks, for thinking this was an amusing thing to tweet
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 26 July 2019 03:42 (four years ago) link
87% more fatuous when he’s condescending to the help
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link
he's really got their number! take that, waiters!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link
step forward slack varlets if any among you can evade this famous columnist's gaze of truth!!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/qSCLpHl.jpg
― Karl Malone, Friday, 2 August 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link
i'm a big naive dumbass all the time, why can't i be a NYT op-ed columnist
― Karl Malone, Friday, 2 August 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link
Lmao at chapo/David brooks convergence
― Simon H., Friday, 2 August 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link
David Brooks, go on Chapo
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link
lol DB is doing his weekly PBS segment and he just referred to Trump's Baltimore tweets as "not a dog whistle, but a human whistle." Good one, David.
― flappy bird, Saturday, 3 August 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link
One day this thread will actually be accurate.
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:12 (four years ago) link
Someday David Brooks is going to look at impeachment like it's a dewy young researcher and realize it's what he's been longing for all along pic.twitter.com/XYl3sH9vyl— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) August 1, 2019
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:16 (four years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/03/magazine/marianne-williamson-2020.html
It’s because look at her. She isn’t some barefoot flake conducting a drum circle or playing the harp. (“Why do people make crystal jokes?” she asked me at one point. “I don’t use crystals!”) No, she wears Armani. She’s a practical person. A meat-eater. A capitalist with capitalist policies. How can you reconcile all that with the memes in which she appeared with her eyes shooting out lasers and stories about groups of occultists praying for her to get more speaking time in the second debate? “When David Brooks says it, it’s profound,” she told me. “When I say it, it’s woo-woo.”
― j., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 06:04 (four years ago) link
“When David Brooks says it, it’s profound,” [Marianne Williamson told the NYT.] “When I say it, it’s woo-woo.”—True, but as usual Williamson draws the wrong conclusion.— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein) September 4, 2019
― Simon H., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 07:04 (four years ago) link
*dj khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/opinion/internet-extremism.amp.html
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 September 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link
RIP big man
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 September 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link
I dream of a future where we can join together with our enemies in the alt-right to put David Brooks up against the wall.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 6 September 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link
damn he’s really going in on his colleague Bret Stephens there
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 6 September 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link
y’all are making this seem much more interesting than it is.
― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
Nice how “own the libs” and “smash the racist right” are equal to him. Teachers should use this rant as an example of “bothsidesism”.
― beard papa, Friday, 6 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
you've proven you can't handle the app. it's over. leave it to those of us who use it correctly, ie fucking around while half-assedly doing our day jobs and waiting to die. than kyou— Allah Ventano (@allahliker) September 6, 2019
― Simon H., Friday, 6 September 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Centrist fan fic: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/19/opinion/elizabeth-warren.html
― jaymc, Friday, 20 September 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link
I mean, look, if there’s a way to send David Brooks forward in time to the year 2050, I say we *do it.* pic.twitter.com/OGoNQJb0mG— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) September 20, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link