I only wear New Balance because Nike was a goddess in a Greek culture that practiced slavery.— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) July 2, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
holy shit he needs to be punched in the mouth
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
new balance also the choice of the discerning white supermacist for a while there iirc, makes u think
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
lol like there was ever a second of doubt that Brooks wears chunky white New Balance
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
kinda figured him for and1s tbh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
he might be enough of an 80s yuppie to rock khaki shorts and loafers w no socks
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link
hell I do
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
Yeah but you can pull it off
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link
after extensive GIS research I regret to inform ilx that I cannot find pics of David Brooks wearing shorts, or anything other than a suit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link
I cannot find pics of David Brooks wearing shorts, or anything other than a suit
His one admirable quality. No man over the age of 30 should wear shorts in public, and that's being generous.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link
fortunately, unperson has always been a fount of generosity when Lord Sotosyn's involved.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
a shitty columnist over 30 in shorts u sayhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SnDSeirAm7I/AAAAAAAAY9k/FEqUPL1gHjs/s400/JonahGoldberginCar.jpg
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 4:05 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
question: what do you wear when it's over 100 degrees every day so that you dont feel like dying
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
a: shorts, you fuckin weirdos
Where I live it (currently, but who knows in a few years) doesn't get above the mid 90s, but I wear jeans and T-shirts about 350 days a year. The rest of the time I wear khakis. I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
in general, life is better lived when you don't tell strangers what kind fo clothes they can't wear
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
if you (are a white guy over 30 and) don't wear shorts, your legs look weird and pale and spindly and hairy when you're naked
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link
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it (currently, but who knows in a few years) {...} keep the air conditioner on at home.
🤔
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link
I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.what a thrilling existence
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
i mean no lie i spend a lot of time indoors bc the heat is oppressive but thats also why i wear shorts
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/l1K9DfyDTJoNmma3e/giphy.gif
― DJI, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
what a thrilling existence
Home is where my books and CDs are. What does the outside world have that can compete? Other people? Fuck that.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
the outside world has shorts
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link
my man
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link
men over 30 shouldn't wear jeans and tshirts almost every day
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2YYDZjD.jpg
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
Feeling v attacked rn
― Simon H., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link
It wasn't until I turned 35 that I got up the nerve to abjure the no-shorts-after-6-p.m. rule.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link
I will NOT wear band t-shirts though.
my summer clothes are cargo shorts and free t-shirts from when ive donated blood
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link
Fuck u shorts shamerz die in a fire
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:40 (four years ago) link
The danger of a grown man wearing shorts is that he’ll look like an overgrown child, so you gotta be careful out there. Wearing a polo helps.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
so long as it's not tucked in
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
I love how the last 10 posts could be sentences from a Brooks column.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:59 (four years ago) link
not tucked in yes
otherwise shorts are appropriate all year round
― Dan S, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 8:59 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
lmao just trying to stay on topic
hey is david brooks dead yet?
― hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:17 (four years ago) link
he died from wearing shorts
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
His bobos fell out and got stepped on, RIP
― Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
bobo dick energy
― hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/01/10/4DB4365400000578-0-image-m-3_1530436583857.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Waiters are 87% friendlier as they hand me the bill and I’m about to decide the tip amount than they are at any other point in the meal.— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) July 26, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2019 03:41 (four years ago) link
fuck you, David Brooks, for thinking this was an amusing thing to tweet
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 26 July 2019 03:42 (four years ago) link
87% more fatuous when he’s condescending to the help
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link
he's really got their number! take that, waiters!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link
step forward slack varlets if any among you can evade this famous columnist's gaze of truth!!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/qSCLpHl.jpg
― Karl Malone, Friday, 2 August 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link
i'm a big naive dumbass all the time, why can't i be a NYT op-ed columnist
― Karl Malone, Friday, 2 August 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link
Lmao at chapo/David brooks convergence
― Simon H., Friday, 2 August 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link
David Brooks, go on Chapo
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link
lol DB is doing his weekly PBS segment and he just referred to Trump's Baltimore tweets as "not a dog whistle, but a human whistle." Good one, David.
― flappy bird, Saturday, 3 August 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link