C'mon Dems. If you want David Brooks to leave the party he's been married to for decades, you have to put something on the table and be a little more centrist, willing to please, nubile, and sensuous.— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) June 28, 2019
― Simon H., Friday, 28 June 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2804/0854/products/Mace_Brand_KeyGuard_Mini_Black_1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1530807023
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 28 June 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link
the fact that obama and biden take this fucking goon seriously is a real indictment of their worldview
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 June 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
Yes. We should all cater specifically to the needs and desires of David Brooks, because he is America's Everyman, perfectly typifying the lives we all lead as grossly overpaid NYT columnists and B-List media celebrities.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 28 June 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
Cory Booker is a fan too, he loves The Second Wife.
― JoeStork, Friday, 28 June 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
I only wear New Balance because Nike was a goddess in a Greek culture that practiced slavery.— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) July 2, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
holy shit he needs to be punched in the mouth
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
new balance also the choice of the discerning white supermacist for a while there iirc, makes u think
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
lol like there was ever a second of doubt that Brooks wears chunky white New Balance
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
kinda figured him for and1s tbh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
he might be enough of an 80s yuppie to rock khaki shorts and loafers w no socks
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link
hell I do
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
Yeah but you can pull it off
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link
after extensive GIS research I regret to inform ilx that I cannot find pics of David Brooks wearing shorts, or anything other than a suit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link
I cannot find pics of David Brooks wearing shorts, or anything other than a suit
His one admirable quality. No man over the age of 30 should wear shorts in public, and that's being generous.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link
fortunately, unperson has always been a fount of generosity when Lord Sotosyn's involved.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
a shitty columnist over 30 in shorts u sayhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SnDSeirAm7I/AAAAAAAAY9k/FEqUPL1gHjs/s400/JonahGoldberginCar.jpg
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 4:05 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
question: what do you wear when it's over 100 degrees every day so that you dont feel like dying
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
a: shorts, you fuckin weirdos
Where I live it (currently, but who knows in a few years) doesn't get above the mid 90s, but I wear jeans and T-shirts about 350 days a year. The rest of the time I wear khakis. I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
in general, life is better lived when you don't tell strangers what kind fo clothes they can't wear
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
if you (are a white guy over 30 and) don't wear shorts, your legs look weird and pale and spindly and hairy when you're naked
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link
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it (currently, but who knows in a few years) {...} keep the air conditioner on at home.
🤔
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link
I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.what a thrilling existence
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
i mean no lie i spend a lot of time indoors bc the heat is oppressive but thats also why i wear shorts
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/l1K9DfyDTJoNmma3e/giphy.gif
― DJI, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
what a thrilling existence
Home is where my books and CDs are. What does the outside world have that can compete? Other people? Fuck that.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
the outside world has shorts
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link
my man
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link
men over 30 shouldn't wear jeans and tshirts almost every day
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2YYDZjD.jpg
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
Feeling v attacked rn
― Simon H., Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link
It wasn't until I turned 35 that I got up the nerve to abjure the no-shorts-after-6-p.m. rule.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link
I will NOT wear band t-shirts though.
my summer clothes are cargo shorts and free t-shirts from when ive donated blood
― hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link
Fuck u shorts shamerz die in a fire
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:40 (four years ago) link
The danger of a grown man wearing shorts is that he’ll look like an overgrown child, so you gotta be careful out there. Wearing a polo helps.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
so long as it's not tucked in
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
I love how the last 10 posts could be sentences from a Brooks column.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 01:59 (four years ago) link
not tucked in yes
otherwise shorts are appropriate all year round
― Dan S, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 8:59 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
lmao just trying to stay on topic
hey is david brooks dead yet?
― hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:17 (four years ago) link
he died from wearing shorts
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
His bobos fell out and got stepped on, RIP
― Dan I., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
bobo dick energy
― hollow your fart (m bison), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/01/10/4DB4365400000578-0-image-m-3_1530436583857.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Waiters are 87% friendlier as they hand me the bill and I’m about to decide the tip amount than they are at any other point in the meal.— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) July 26, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2019 03:41 (four years ago) link
fuck you, David Brooks, for thinking this was an amusing thing to tweet
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 26 July 2019 03:42 (four years ago) link
87% more fatuous when he’s condescending to the help
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link
he's really got their number! take that, waiters!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link
step forward slack varlets if any among you can evade this famous columnist's gaze of truth!!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 July 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link