no confidence like private school confidence eh. and to think he'd have been one of the bullied ones
― imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:41 (four years ago) link
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/masked-man-cons-villagers-fete-17247192
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:43 (four years ago) link
but yeah tbf he's broken in a good direction xp
― imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:43 (four years ago) link
his bullies should have tried harder
that's the problem with this entitled silver-spoon tormentors, they're just not willing to put in the graft
― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link
omg the byline in that Daily Record one, the repetition of 'locals' haha
― imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link
Today in Medway metaphors for Brexithttps://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/dreams-shattered-after-unicorn-event-cancelled-207382/
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link
i'm sure Zack MacLeod Pinsent is a pleasant young man, whoever made that a news item can die in an acid bath tho
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:48 (four years ago) link
Unicorn Dream event organiser Darren Rocket
darren... rocket
― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link
can't decide whether that is great or abysmal, but it is certainly Real
― imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:52 (four years ago) link
New flag. Waiting on the pole coming to fit on to the outside of the house ππ»π¬π§ pic.twitter.com/Yp3aqtZLoN— Derek π¬π§π¬π§ (@Meteormadness) June 25, 2019
https://purepng.com/public/uploads/large/thumbs-up-mv6.pnghttps://greatbritishmag.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/UK-flag-Union-Jack-featured.jpg
― calzino, Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:52 (four years ago) link
going to keep off Twitter until the temptation to ask Derek whether he's a racist cunt subsides
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 June 2019 10:56 (four years ago) link
some wag is asking him under what circumstances would he be prepared to surrender.
― calzino, Thursday, 27 June 2019 11:00 (four years ago) link
There's a young(ish) guy who comes into my place of work who dresses in absolutely immaculate 30s/40s clobber, no matter the weather outside. Got the hairstyle to go with it.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 June 2019 11:19 (four years ago) link
(xp) Derek is "Scottish, living in Ulster . No surrender" btw. So wrong thread.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 June 2019 11:20 (four years ago) link
Couldn't find the real United kingdom thread today :p
― calzino, Thursday, 27 June 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link
united kingdom is made up
― mark s, Thursday, 27 June 2019 11:32 (four years ago) link
This one would probably suffice: Rolling Ayrshire/Lanarkshire Thread 2011
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 June 2019 11:32 (four years ago) link
otm
― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 11:35 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-josAFXkAEy2J3.jpg
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
wow
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
pick only one
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/FkOaChsE3L— Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives (@darren_cullen) March 13, 2018
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 4 July 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric https://t.co/ekQZ9kE7Dk pic.twitter.com/7MYnZoVX62— BUCKINGHAMSHIRE (@DailyBUCKS) July 1, 2019
― nashwan, Sunday, 7 July 2019 10:55 (four years ago) link
origin of the spices
― Today he dances jazz, but tomorrow he will sell his homeland (seandalai), Monday, 8 July 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
vg, almost nickb-level there
― ogmor, Monday, 8 July 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 8 July 2019 10:43 (four years ago) link
holy shit
― imago, Monday, 8 July 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link
at the pun but also
daily bucks should coat their heraldic swan in turmeric as a tribute
― imago, Monday, 8 July 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link
On July 21st, 2009 I decided to write out the names of everyone mentioned in the day's edition of Huddersfield Examiner and it's a good job I did because in amongst all the celebs and murder victims, local man Jim Fennell got a mention for finding a 20p piece with no date on it. pic.twitter.com/ju2PHy2xi8— Kevin Boniface (@MrKevinBoniface) July 9, 2019
only a couple of weeks till the 10th anniversary of Jim Fennell Day.
― calzino, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link
the only good news story
― mark s, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
THAT NEWS STORY IN FULL
JIM Fennell of Holmebridge has found one of those 20p pieces that has no date.You know, the ones that are supposed to be worth cash."I just found one in my change," he says. "I feel like Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka with his golden ticket."What do you think I should do? Cash it in for Β£50 prize or should I be like Clint Eastwood and hold out for a Few Dollars More?"Fifty quid seems good to me.Now, letβs have another look at my change.
You know, the ones that are supposed to be worth cash.
"I just found one in my change," he says. "I feel like Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka with his golden ticket.
"What do you think I should do? Cash it in for Β£50 prize or should I be like Clint Eastwood and hold out for a Few Dollars More?"
Fifty quid seems good to me.
Now, letβs have another look at my change.
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
things jim fennell of holmebridge did not in fact say:
"I feel like charlie bucket in willy wonka with his golden ticket" y/n"should I be like clint eastwood and hold out for a few dollars more?" y/n
― mark s, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
You know, those 20p pieces that are supposed to be worth cash
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
@normalprivate
― ogmor, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 10:35 (four years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d5a1df7ecc885cc5fa2f31a9ea2be36e9df72b2b/0_273_3500_2100/master/3500.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=28682b0d31b1e1890de1778ca0f59259
Staff in a Middlesbrough McDonaldβs received a surprise guest on Saturday night when a snake was found abandoned in the restaurant.The corn snake, thought to be approximately three weeks old, was found by a member of staff in a plastic takeaway tub.
The corn snake, thought to be approximately three weeks old, was found by a member of staff in a plastic takeaway tub.
― A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link
please sir not so loud or everyone will want one
― mark s, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
broke: big macwoke: smol snek
― A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
"Allow soldiers to have their own month" https://t.co/G20OZw4LW0— Rejected Petitions (@rejectpetitions) July 10, 2019
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
This petition was rejected
lmao owned
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
lool!
― calzino, Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
As people are fighting over LGBT month and saying their should be a month for soldiers, i decided to create this petition so the people of the UK want what they want
genuinely can't decide whether this is a pisstake or not
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
maybe a petition for PIP to recognise PTSD as a genuine disability might be more useful to "our boys", but let's face it they can't even spell PTSD.
― calzino, Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_OKxGHWsAMdiym.jpg
these 2 beehives appeared out of nowhere on a local long abandoned colliery site recently. I didn't think it was inappropriate to ask some bloke who was approaching them what it was all about. His response was really shitty and standoffish and he gruffly told me to avoid them because they were very angry bees. Like as if I was planning on stealing them, lol that would be fun.
― calzino, Friday, 12 July 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link
HANDS OFF MAH BEES
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 July 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9489417/britains-longest-serving-police-officer-five-arrests-52-years/
ACAB nonetheless.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Friday, 12 July 2019 11:11 (four years ago) link
someone didnβt train their sub properly and it shows pic.twitter.com/gWGiCdJu4L— Addison. (@EXPENSIVE_HOE) July 16, 2019
― calzino, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 08:05 (four years ago) link
Would you like to read about mass violence on a cruise ship sparked by a clown? Yes, you would. π’ π€‘ πͺ ππ½ https://t.co/bhfOFILx4T— Conner Habib (@ConnerHabib) July 27, 2019
― calzino, Saturday, 27 July 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
Allow soldiers to have their own moth.
― nashwan, Saturday, 27 July 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
Can't believe a bunch of patriots were violent shitheads
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 July 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
That cruise ship story is amazing. The level of detail - who knew that cruises explicitly forbidding fancy dress were a real thing? The mental image of some wee guy in a face full of clown make-up taunting a family who had their trip spoiled is never going to leave me either.
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 27 July 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link