good one, nick.
― pplains, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Probably true.
when men live together their cycles often sync up— Miles Klee (@MilesKlee) June 26, 2019
― jmm, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
it's down, are we finally free?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
i was just abt to post a joke abt patch adams so this one's on me
― mark s, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
I guess they are really pissed off re Trumps social media snub.
― mark e, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
stay down
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
too good to stay true
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
I was DEVASTATED when Twitter went down so I made my own Twitter to hold me over. An hour without this very specific cesspool? No thanks! pic.twitter.com/PDrTfvopCC— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) July 11, 2019
― mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link
lol
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link
momes?
― Hannah GAPDY (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
'ents
― kinder, Friday, 12 July 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link
This is an r/relationships post from the SA peanut gallery thread because the original was deleted. You will not regret reading this one although you might scream. 🐀🐀🐀🐀 pic.twitter.com/nIt12atnqI— Horrendous Jake Kablooie (@JakeMHS) July 10, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 July 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link
Plot twist: She gives birth to a mouse figurine.— Don Zolidis (@donzolidis) July 10, 2019
Rosemary's Baby: The Squeakuel— Hagatha the Witch (@BarbarianHag) July 10, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 July 2019 10:17 (four years ago) link
god
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
i've long suspected that there's a group of people in a discord somewhere writing up all those r/relationship posts that are on the edge of believability
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link
i finally got forced onto the new desktop layout and it just doesn't function at all, my login cookie doesn't log me in half the time i click a link to a tweet from an external site, and a bunch of former QoL features are missing or obscured like the 'translate this tweet' requires an additional click to make appear now and sometimes just doesn't appear at all
― ciderpress, Thursday, 18 July 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
it's clearly just a half-assed port of the mobile UI
― ciderpress, Thursday, 18 July 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
agreed it is very bad
― mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
mobile site never remembers my login when i access it via zing
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link
i'm ok with it
― flappy bird, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
you can't even scroll with the spacebar or pgdn in new desktop, what an insanely untested UI
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
This talking point is stupid for 2 reasons1) “ersatz pundits” implies the bias filters for cable news pundits is somehow more legitimate & reflective of the general pop 2) no one thinks twitter is per se that influential, only that its influential to those who are influential https://t.co/pXCwHv8mkB— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) July 29, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 July 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
https://media1.tenor.com/images/fb3f2d1e814190100a4ae401b1660d5b/tenor.gif?itemid=6081931
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
i like tha new site its faster and not displaying follower stats on the homepage is nice, also they did away w the individual tweet page overlaying the tweeters timeline which was subject to misclicks
― lag∞n, Saturday, 3 August 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
it still bugs out and needs to be refreshed like 30% of the time i open it, thats not very fast
― ciderpress, Saturday, 3 August 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
tweetdeck u babies
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Saturday, 3 August 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
tweetdeck not for me.
https://i.imgur.com/EPDEJ3D.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 3 August 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
i mean u can set it up with a single column of your followees and get no ads and no algorithm stuff
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Saturday, 3 August 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
cn do the same on the .com w adblock
― lag∞n, Saturday, 3 August 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
Tweetbot - now and forever.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 3 August 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
got a promoted tweet thats a random live comment reacting to a regular season nfl game from december 2015
― ciderpress, Sunday, 4 August 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link
promoted tweets are going fn bonkers lately
― flopson, Sunday, 4 August 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link
i saw in settings theres something called "promoted mode"
― lag∞n, Sunday, 4 August 2019 02:10 (four years ago) link
does that just promote all your tweets as you make them while siphoning your bank account to jack's offshorte island account
― ciderpress, Sunday, 4 August 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link
somethin like that prob
― lag∞n, Sunday, 4 August 2019 02:29 (four years ago) link
― Dan S, Sunday, 4 August 2019 02:33 (four years ago) link
not displaying follower stats on the homepage is nice
― lag∞n, Saturday, August 3, 2019 10:59 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
interesting they also subtly deemphasized replying via not providing u a box to type into by default, u have to do a click to get it
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2019 02:07 (four years ago) link
also removed tweet count
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link
i thought so too but its way up at the top for some reason
― ciderpress, Monday, 5 August 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link
o shit well at least deemphasized it
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
having the chronological timeline option is good tho its lame they periodically send you back "home"
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
home is where the 30-50 feral hogs is
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
no one has made a riff on that that's funnier than the original tweet but they won't stop trying
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
I am waiting for the feral hogs moment to pass.
― suzy, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
― YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
Do people outside of Arkansas know that Jerry Jones (yes, that Jerry Jones) gave the university millions of dollars to build this insane statue of a bunch of feral hogs? pic.twitter.com/UtpE1T0Lz2— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) August 5, 2019
Now you all know what my timeline looks like between September and November.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
30-50 million dollars
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
twitter hasn't been this pathetically unfunny since charlie sheen #winning
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link
i'm glad we got to enjoy PantsBurnLegWound before this era of twitter
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link