Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

thank god the experts have arrived

lol i like that one

can't believe someone posted a long, contextless list of bands on ilm

It happens, but no trve ILMer would ever do such a thing.

you...did not...just post that

You’re only as good as your last screenname

my god a hit!

Wish nominative determinism was true.

Dennis Frank Wise (born 16 December 1966) is an English former football player and manager, and former Executive Director of Football at Newcastle United.

fuck you brat

did anyone make a RHCP bloodsugarsexmagik joke?

HEY STELLAAAAAAAA!!! HEY STELLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

uh American Conservative surprisingly otm wrt magic dildos

There’s no ilm equiv for this so..

This tweet here... again, armies of worthless unimaginative guitar drone dudes, calling themselves “the ambient community”, what a joke. ban all guitar pedals

and he was even Canadian!

in charity shops mostly

several very small zings all bumping into one another

a post as blank and pitiless as the sun itself

RIP Old ILX, when picking on sweet old men with disabilities was what passed for wit.

He wasn’t as old back then tbf

Neither were we!

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thrilled to see that we've both reached the stage of online poisoning where the word 'night' paired with any other single-syllable noun immediately makes us think of game of thrones

TSAR IS A KIND OF KING

also the phrase "game of thrones" makes me think "gapes of rump" so who's the poisoned one now

me

Tom F just messaged to say new Gapes video incoming. pic.twitter.com/xzNb7EzVVw

— Reel Politik podcast (@reel_politcast) May 22, 2019

cosplay a buffoon long enough and you just end up looking like a buffoon

It's cachet not cache (sorry).

shitting the nappy

Militant activists should step their game up. This is a 2nd Amendment paradise, after all. Hell, improvised caltrops around the approaches would do more damage to operations than thrown IEDs on building exteriors.

I have just started watching Parks & Recreation, and really don't want to have an opinion about Aziz Ansari, this thread and many other things are making this a bit difficult. It's enough that Louis CK is in it.

Parks & Recreation is great, hope you enjoy it

the flappiness is flappy here tonight too-night

argh its CACHET people

Ha, I suppressed that too.

Ha, just came across that otherwise I would have asked you guys.

This past week saw someone misspell the verb “cache” “cash” and thought “the misunderstanding is not limited to the orthography.”

Pardonnez-moi

I’ve also been saying “exercise regime” my entire life until about a year ago

That one is correct.

See 1a: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/regime

Always think it makes sense by analogy with the French use of the word “régime” meaning, typically, “diet,” although obviously this kind of thinking can get you into trouble.

Oh weird? Ok so I’m not entirely stupid. Americans don’t say regime tho they say regimen and they thought I was stupid

"exercise regime"
About 1,120,000 results (0.48 seconds)

"fitness regime"
About 1,630,000 results (0.52 seconds)

And yeah, okay, some of these are UK/Australia/Canada but I am American and regime doesn't sound weird to me. Sounds like you fell into the not uncommon often infuriating trap of someone not as smart as you making you feel stupid.

I'm equally comfortable with "regime" or "regimen". They both work.

Sounds like you fell into the not uncommon often infuriating trap of someone not as smart as you making you feel stupid

I get what I give I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

I still don't understand what all this antisemitism talk has to do with brexit but at this point I'm afraid to ask

you either hate Jews or love austerity, pick one