teabag pressing tho....
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link
Hold on, isn’t this entirely spontaneous and non planned photograph Stasi interference into people’s private lives? https://t.co/LrVMffuQ7r— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) June 24, 2019
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 June 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link
*scrutinises pixels*
I’m told by the Boris Johnson campaign that the picture is genuinely from Sunday.Here - just to pass the time - is what Johnson’s hair looked like on Saturday so everyone can compare and contrast Still hoping copyright of Sunday photo released.... pic.twitter.com/4aimcLHuHG— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) June 24, 2019
― turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 June 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
maybe 'scrutonises' would be more apt tbh
Hope he can grow the economy as quick— Steptoe (@Steptoesyard) June 24, 2019
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 June 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link
I've been sitting on this straight fire hot take for awhile now but.. is Boris' vaunted "charisma" just a wee bit OVERSTATED
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
Yeah but consider the kind of people that vaunt it
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link
he's over
― mark s, Monday, 24 June 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link
he's mr lover lover
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/8b646e28e6cecead9b049cca6a3e19325852d940/0_166_2871_1724/master/2871.jpg
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link
There are no charismatic Tories.
― nashwan, Monday, 24 June 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/8b646e28e6cecead9b049cca6a3e19325852d940/0_166_2871_1724/master/2871.jpg?width=700&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=165ca59e61bf6c0ed02f3c208b0728d8
(xp) In the kingdom of the blind...
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link
Everyone died because of Tory cuts
― nashwan, Monday, 24 June 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link
What do you do to switch off? Boris: “I like to paint. I make things. I make models. I make models of buses. I don’t mean buses, I get old wooden crates and I paint them. And I paint the passengers enjoying themselves, on the low carbon bus. You really want to know this?”WTF?— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) June 25, 2019
― Alba, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 10:21 (four years ago) link
what could possibly go wrong
Tonight I was meant to be debating Boris Johnson on Sky, answering questions about our plans for Britain. Sadly, Boris has pulled out – which I don't believe is fair on you, the public. So from 8pm I will be answering as many of your questions as poss - tweet me using #BoJoNoShow— Jeremy Hunt (@Jeremy_Hunt) June 25, 2019
― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
he wins the snappy hash tag competition anyway
― koogs, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link
#BoJoHoShow
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
#blowjobs4votes
― Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
You only have to look at the front pages of the Telegraph, Mail, Sun, etc, to know there is a coordinated effort by the rich and influential to make Johnson PM.
Mail seems to not like him much. Although will presumably swing behind him for the sake of The Nation's Unity once he's in No.10.
― Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
this "tories can always always pull off unity at a pinch" is one of the things i'm no longer that sure of -- at some point the press oligarchs aren't all going to be all on the same side, we already live in a media world shaped by their unfettered crank whims, and the lower reaches of the party are swirling around like deranged clots of minions
― mark s, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link
boris extends a challenge to cunt: 'will you join me in signing a suicide pact'
If I become PM, we will leave the EU on 31st October, deal or no deal. Today I have asked @Jeremy_Hunt whether he will also commit to this date, no matter what. We must keep our promises to the British people and deliver Brexit - no ifs, no buts, and no second referendum. pic.twitter.com/YgRSfESSFY— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) June 25, 2019
― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link
"i'm not locked into this leadership contest with *you*"
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link
border poll now
I've got Welsh blood, Irish blood and spent two happy years of my childhood in Scotland. I will NEVER allow our union to be broken up. #BoJoNoShow https://t.co/iuodJJkoB8— Jeremy Hunt (@Jeremy_Hunt) June 25, 2019
― govussy blues (gyac), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
'Blood is thicker than water' refers to the Irish Sea iirc.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
Johnson and Cunt to discuss their positions on the Irish border today, might wanna brace ourselves for that one
― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 07:39 (four years ago) link
last one to declare war on ireland is a rotten egg
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 08:13 (four years ago) link
Take a drink whenever they mention a technological solution. Fully automated luxury border controls.
― fetter, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link
The *funny* thing is that all that nonsense had already been thoroughly debunked/dismissed and yet here we are again!
― calzino, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 08:28 (four years ago) link
no but you see it'll all be different if the eu are facing boris' irrepressible british pluck or jeremy cunt's hollowed-out death stare across the negotiating table, they'll immediately agree that brexit is good and they should give us whatever we demand
― coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 08:35 (four years ago) link
time to wheel this one out again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 08:41 (four years ago) link
https://www.lrb.co.uk/v41/n13/james-wood/diary
^ can't say I got much out of this - just about worth a read but one of the things that it lacks: the fallout from Brexit could actually be the thing that breaks the Johnsons, Camerons and Rees-Moog's of this country. Its too easy to say they will get away with it just because that's how things have always been. They've had to adapt for their wealth (from Land to Hedge fund, although I am not sure that is even correct). Its not a thing I expect James Wood to get, not his beat anyway.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link
his beat is being wrong about things
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link
.@Jeremy_Hunt: “When I went to Auschwitz I rather complacently said to myself, ‘thank goodness we don’t have to worry about that kind of thing in the UK’ and now I find myself faced with the leader of @UKLabour who has opened the door to antisemitism”https://t.co/cVn4fUB1hc— Jewish News (@JewishNewsUK) July 2, 2019
Useful reminder that Hunt is every bit as malign as the other one.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link
Imagine going to Auschwitz and your takeaway being "this could never happen in MY country".
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link
he's a fucking embarrassment.
― calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:17 (four years ago) link
Proud of y’all for getting on the humiliating buffoon as head of state train, it only took you three years
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
personally head of state since 1952, formally head of state since i guess 1660: https://media.wmagazine.com/photos/5c2e6622f79bcc2d7b5a6262/4:3/w_1536/queen-elizabeth-frown.jpg
we've been on the train for a long time
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:30 (four years ago) link
It's more of a trollybus
― nashwan, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:32 (four years ago) link
nearly threw dab radio into a canal when Blunkett was telling a "hilarious" royal brown-nosing anecdote on last Friday's AQ to HUGE APPLAUSE and UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER. arrrgh!
― calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
Sorry, head of government, not head of state. I’m hungover at the airport lounge.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link
*tooled-up beefeaters head for the airport at a run*
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:40 (four years ago) link
lol
Tory leadership hopeful Jeremy Hunt admits he wants to bring back fox huntinghttps://t.co/Jns7f5G0Sx pic.twitter.com/bFvCk5EYxF— Mirror Politics (@MirrorPolitics) July 3, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:11 (four years ago) link
💥Surge of anger about this from Jeremy Hunt. One Tory MP who was backing him now threatening to spoil their ballot. “Any doubt about whether he was just Theresa in trousers now removed”. Memories of the issue in 2017 GE still raw for some....💥 https://t.co/QNsJkhfhff— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) July 3, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:38 (four years ago) link
Foreign onlooker q: when does BoJo vs Hunt actually get decided
― Simon H., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link
monday 22nd july
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link
Conspiracy theory: the Countryside Alliance policy he announced yesterday is to game the Google algorithm to bury any announcements about Liam Fox supporting Jeremy Hunt.
It really is a huge, huge deal to a large proportion of the only people who matter, though, iirc. Banning fox hunting is their Vatican II.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 4 July 2019 06:02 (four years ago) link
doesn't play well w the other people who matter (voters) though iirc
― ||||||||, Thursday, 4 July 2019 06:10 (four years ago) link
xp lol
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 July 2019 06:43 (four years ago) link
xxp the hint that they would look at bringing it back in 2017 was electorally toxic though
― gyac, Thursday, 4 July 2019 06:45 (four years ago) link