I guess as a satire it's pretty amusing? Except googly-eyed Godzilla is pretty menacing in this one, which undercuts the satire.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
Wait why?
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
It’s satirising the Japanese bureaucratic response to natural disasters, how is that undercut by the disaster being scary
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
did he mean papercut
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link
I suppose I just found the satire kind of dumb, because like I said, everything they wanted to do made perfect practical sense. If they are already worrying about floods and nuclear reactors and things of that nature in the movie, what difference does it make to throw in a giant supernatural monster? I mean, it works just as well as a satire of Godzilla films!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link
Maybe we just live in a post satire world.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link
I saw it less as a satire and more as a compelling office drama. You can only get away with going that deep on the minutea of office decision-making when the fate of Tokyo is on the line. Probably a big part of the appeal of (certain) war movies as well.
― but everybody calls me, (lukas), Saturday, 22 June 2019 23:17 (four years ago) link
> how detonating nuclear warheads is like super cazh in these latest American ones
If you are stupid enough to watch the straight to TV films on the horror channel you'll see they fix everything with nuclear weapons. Asteroids, tornados, alien invasions, you name it.
Shin Godzilla was a bit weird, yes, but I'd still take it over the last two Hollywood Godzillas (not seen the new one)
― koogs, Sunday, 23 June 2019 00:43 (four years ago) link
rewatching the recent Hollywood Godzilla venture and, yes, it does a lot less with a huge budget than many low budget Godzilla movies
they really leaned too hard into the family drama aspects and boring white guy gets too much screen time
the plot about humans deciding to revive the "titans" in order to correct a planet out of balance, only to realize they've unleashed something that's not of earth, has some legs
tbh the best -- and maybe only good character -- is Ken Watanabe who gets all the reaction shots telling the real plot. he gets that something much bigger is going on, and his sacrifice in the movie is a good depiction of pure religious devotion to something he fears but respects
― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link
otm. couldn't believe all my kaiju friends were going gonzo for this, because the Vera Farmiga storyline was fuckin' terrible.
by the time the big battle happened I was bored af
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link
WOWOWOMROMWOMWOMWOMORWMOMWWWWRWRWRRW
― j., Tuesday, June 18, 2019 7:16 PM (seven months ago)
― j., Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
too much time spent showing us that humans are completely irrelevant and incapable of having any effect at all -- just report that the monsters killed all the people offscreen and give us some monster fights with better lighting
― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link
Never commented on this thread I guess, but I did love the 2014 one.
― 🚶♂️💨 (Eric H.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:22 (four years ago) link
yeah this recent one was bad but there was a moment where someone is watching tv and to scenes of giant monsters going apeshit all over the globe a newscaster says in totally flat-affect newscaster voice "this is the worst disaster in human history!" and I totally lost it.
― ryan, Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link
it does suffer or benefit from the script curse where anything that tries to be funny falls flat but lines like that are hilarious
― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
I mean, I suppose it gets points for the number of ridiculous lines of dialogue they can squeeze into one trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=claci32Zjvc
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 January 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link
that preview belongs to some different pre-covid world where we were supposed to take this even vaguely seriously.
"godzilla's out there and he's hurting people and we don't know why!"
so much stuttering NAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWW effect
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 January 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link
kong’s constantly shifting size is one of the weirdest things about this “franchise,” from 1933 on. presumably a kong tall enough to battle godzilla would also be too big to stand comfortably on top of the empire state building.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link
Insurance companies raising rates in NY
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link
also had to rewatch the part where kong somehow stops godzilla’s radioactive breath in midair and pushes it back at him a few times just to make sure i hadn’t imagined it
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link
Doesn't he reflect it with something? But seriously, Godzilla has rage and *range*, how can they even consider this a fair fight? Maybe Godzilla is just really dumb, and Kong has giant ape smarts.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link
can't wait for all the "this movie is antireptile and kong is canceled" lolz, oh how meme-y it will be
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link
godzilla vs. pong pic.twitter.com/Li9sz8JcBM— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 24, 2021
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. - Godzilla
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.)
He doesn't even appear to have a consistent size in this one trailer. The obvious way to pitch it for me would be to have Kong be much smaller than Godzilla, but also much more cunning.
― chap, Monday, 25 January 2021 09:40 (three years ago) link
presumably a kong tall enough to battle godzilla would also be too big to stand comfortably on top of the empire state building.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:02 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Post 9/11 structural standards imo
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Monday, 25 January 2021 10:30 (three years ago) link
can't imagine any value from watching this trailer that wouldn't be bettered by watching Shin Godzilla or the '33 Kong again
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 25 January 2021 10:42 (three years ago) link
that preview belongs to some different pre-covid world where we were supposed to take this even vaguely seriously
yeah "THIS YEAR, ONE WILL FALL" maybe not the best tagline for a 2021 trailer idk
I suggest GODZILLA VS KONG: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 25 January 2021 13:36 (three years ago) link
I'm not really keen on Kong's neatly trimmed hipster beard.
― chap, Monday, 25 January 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link
Will this be the franchise entry that finally tackles the issue of the monsters' respective digestive processes?
― eating a jester in the blacksmith's shop (Matt #2), Monday, 25 January 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
Gizzardilla
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link
Would be awesome if the upcoming CGI headache turned out to be another secret reboot of "Blair Witch."
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 March 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link
Loved GODZILLA VS. KONG! Great, comprehensible action, a fittingly gonzo story, and they did an incredible job hiding their big twist (for most of the movie, both Godzilla and Kong are very, very small)— ben mekler (@benmekler) March 21, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 March 2021 18:00 (three years ago) link
The script is rotten, but kid me would have ate this up. Daylight CGI Godzilla! Kong! They fight! More than once! And a third joins in! Kids save the day!
And as someone noted elsewhere, Kong has an axe.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 1 April 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link
watching tonight:D
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 02:06 (two years ago) link
MZS review just batshit enough to get me thinking i might do the same this weekend
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 April 2021 04:33 (two years ago) link
i am 2/3 throughthis is batshit and dumb and really good i already think i love it
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link
guys i thinki’m pretty surethat this rules?
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link
Yeah, solid stuff. These two tweets are complementary and accurate:
Totally appreciated that Godzilla Vs Kong was apparently scripted by a 12-year-old boy after eating all his Halloween candy at once - this is not a diss— Art Of Coop (@ARTofCOOP) April 1, 2021
So #GodzillavsKong was great but once again too much humans talking about some bullshit— Kiki La Double Mask will be at the hospital bar (@kdc) April 1, 2021
In case anyone is wondering, #GodzillaVsKong's Jia is played by a Deaf actress, Kaylee Hottle and I hope this debut role leads to so many more. I loved her! pic.twitter.com/zDVKGSuMtS— Kate Sánchez⁷ (@OhMyMithrandir) March 31, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:52 (two years ago) link
Junkie XL did an awesome job w the score tooWingard references a lot of things in my wheelhouse in this interview & I think it explains why the movie worked so well. Dude just GETS it https://filmschoolrejects.com/godzilla-vs-kong-adam-wingard-interview/
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:55 (two years ago) link
can’t wait to watch this ! Loved “ Skull Island”.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 1 April 2021 05:59 (two years ago) link
this is MUCH better than Skull Island, and crazier
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 April 2021 06:06 (two years ago) link
Isn’t “too much humans talking about some bullshit” a major part of the Godzilla experience
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 1 April 2021 06:28 (two years ago) link
Like the effects are expensive and you gotta hit the runtime so put some people you don’t care about in there talking about stuff that doesn’t make sense and doesn’t matter
Talking scenes in kaiju films should be funny or camp, that's what the '60s/'70s Godzilla films understood
― Josefa, Thursday, 1 April 2021 13:41 (two years ago) link
Kong: Skull Island was that
the previous two Godzilla films have been deathly boring though
― Number None, Thursday, 1 April 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link
Godzilla vs Kong was kind of flat compared to Skull Island. I thought that one, even when the human characters were goofy, had decent characterization and you could point to each character and explain their motivation. GvsK just... has motivations that make no sense whatsoever
It did deliver everything promised by the title, though.
― mh, Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
Shin Godzilla, which I will never shut up about, had a lot of human time which was.awesome
― lukas, Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:11 (two years ago) link
The exception that proves the rule -- the whole point of Shin Godzilla isn't the monster so much as the fuck-ups.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link
still waiting for the gonzo Fury Road/Raid version of one of these thats just all the good stuff and none of the boring stuff
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 1 April 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link