I mean, just think of the consequences if the light were accidentally reset. My God.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
once you reset a smart bulb there's no going back to life you had
― brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link
The children of tomorrow will snicker when we try to explain that we used to merely flip a switch to turn on a light, and that we certainly never needed to call in a FEMA task force to change a light bulb in the event that one blew out.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
xp you can go back for eight seconds but then it's off to your new life for two seconds then back for eight seconds then off to your new life then
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
We're at DEFCON 1, people. Start the reset, and may God have mercy on us all.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...three seconds, oh god no are those Cenobites oh god help me help meeeeee
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link
We have... such sights to show you... for eight seconds... followed by two seconds of torture...
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
i think my favorite part of the video is how the demo actor hightails it out of the camera frame as soon as their role in the debacle is over
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
'and finally, step 523: wait 8 seconds and then turn the light back on. 1...2...3...*sounds of coat being put on*...4...5...*quickly receding footstep noises*...6....7....8 *door slams*
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
wait...that would mean they forgot to hit the light the last time because they were already out the door
well shit, gotta start the reset process over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
you need a buddy and a pound each of red beets and fresh asparagus to factory reset your GE smart toilet
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
This clearly should've been a HowToBasic video.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
to emil.y & bizarro: yes, House of Stairs has stuck with me for ages. Not to spoil the ending but it’s basically a hybrid of Rock Band and the video we’re all discussing here
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/jxo5Yb87Xr— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) July 19, 2019
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/XWGTk9pTJL— Drug Art (@Art_Relatable) July 31, 2019
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:44 (four years ago) link
a+, the true purpose for which extremely high framerate cameras were developed
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LCS0qX6.jpg
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:08 (four years ago) link
[continues for 2,000 words]
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:14 (four years ago) link
still, it's good to see the editors at Conservapedia are keeping going
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link
Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/3DYlEYAoXV— Jack Bensinger (@JackBensinger) July 25, 2019
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link
lol
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEg11pHZhzI
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Jbqbjmp.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
ahahahahaha
― Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
lolll
― world's #1 piece of shit (rip van wanko), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrc-AMjhrkY
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link
if u couldn't find the 'people who seem to have figured out how to live' thread you should of asked, we would of helped u
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:34 (four years ago) link
oh don't think I didn't. it's for pictures, and this is a video. so you're welcome
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link
p.s. wosop in the house tonight
WOSOOOOP
If, despite my persistent efforts, I do not become some pale simulacrum of this man over the next decade or so, please just bury me alive for I will basically already be dead.
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:18 (four years ago) link
We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link
wosop
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link
wosop everybody in the house tonight
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link
it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link
WOSOPWOSOP
― jmm, Sunday, 25 August 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link
JMM OTM
― alomar lines, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
wosopBALLOON
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019
― big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019
― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link
Article about how that script is taking off...
Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it
― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link
dying at that
― brimstead, Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link
not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinchalso, this deserves inclusion here:
I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:21 (four years ago) link
All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
Yikes
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 20 October 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
also meme du jourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
it took me a minute
omg no pic.twitter.com/JzMDVKtQAL— megan YELI MVP brown (@thatgirlondeck) November 3, 2019
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link
that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' but justified
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
his little dance at 1:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4
― del griffith, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link