Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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lol I thought the video was just repeating the procedure over and over so that the user would remember it.

brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:51 (eight months ago) link

/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Stairs_(Sleator_novel🕸)
― El Tomboto/

This sounds like a pretty cool YA dystopia - have you read it?


i vividly remember reading this and sleator’s singularity when i was maybe eight and being scared in a very enjoyable way by them

no idea how they’d hold up in adulthood but they’ve stayed with me for like 30 years so there’s something to them i guess

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:56 (eight months ago) link

1) they were worried about a customer accidentally resetting the light, so they added more steps to make it less likely. e.g., if there were only 3 steps, then someone might accidentally reset their by turning a light on, turning it off 2 seconds later, then turning it back on 8 seconds later. so they added another step to make that more unlikely. with each additional step, a deeply paranoid project manager was still not convinced that the possibility of accidental reset was low enough. so they kept adding and adding. things got out of control.

You make it sound like the project manager was watching some old episode of the Bob Newhart Show where Emily's all "Goodnight, Bob," and he's all "Goodnight", turns off the light and realizes something. Turns on the light and says, "Em, but you said the garbage man –" and back and forth even though the show was set in the 1970s before they had this goddm fucking bullshit.

pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:24 (eight months ago) link

I mean, just think of the consequences if the light were accidentally reset. My God.

jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:30 (eight months ago) link

once you reset a smart bulb there's no going back to life you had

brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:35 (eight months ago) link

The children of tomorrow will snicker when we try to explain that we used to merely flip a switch to turn on a light, and that we certainly never needed to call in a FEMA task force to change a light bulb in the event that one blew out.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (eight months ago) link

xp you can go back for eight seconds but then it's off to your new life for two seconds then back for eight seconds then off to your new life then

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (eight months ago) link

We're at DEFCON 1, people. Start the reset, and may God have mercy on us all.

jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:46 (eight months ago) link

Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...three seconds, oh god no are those Cenobites oh god help me help meeeeee

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:50 (eight months ago) link

We have... such sights to show you... for eight seconds... followed by two seconds of torture...

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:53 (eight months ago) link

i think my favorite part of the video is how the demo actor hightails it out of the camera frame as soon as their role in the debacle is over

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:54 (eight months ago) link

'and finally, step 523: wait 8 seconds and then turn the light back on. 1...2...3...*sounds of coat being put on*...4...5...*quickly receding footstep noises*...6....7....8 *door slams*

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:56 (eight months ago) link

wait...that would mean they forgot to hit the light the last time because they were already out the door

well shit, gotta start the reset process over

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:56 (eight months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:59 (eight months ago) link

you need a buddy and a pound each of red beets and fresh asparagus to factory reset your GE smart toilet

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:00 (eight months ago) link

This clearly should've been a HowToBasic video.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:06 (eight months ago) link

to emil.y & bizarro: yes, House of Stairs has stuck with me for ages. Not to spoil the ending but it’s basically a hybrid of Rock Band and the video we’re all discussing here

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:54 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/jxo5Yb87Xr

— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) July 19, 2019

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 13:29 (six months ago) link

pic.twitter.com/XWGTk9pTJL

— Drug Art (@Art_Relatable) July 31, 2019

Funky Isolations (jed_), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:44 (six months ago) link

a+, the true purpose for which extremely high framerate cameras were developed

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 10:38 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

[continues for 2,000 words]

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:14 (six months ago) link

still, it's good to see the editors at Conservapedia are keeping going

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:15 (six months ago) link

Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/3DYlEYAoXV

— Jack Bensinger (@JackBensinger) July 25, 2019

pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:55 (six months ago) link

lol

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:25 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEg11pHZhzI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:40 (six months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Jbqbjmp.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:23 (six months ago) link

ahahahahaha

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:35 (six months ago) link

lolll

world's #1 piece of shit (rip van wanko), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:51 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrc-AMjhrkY

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:06 (six months ago) link

if u couldn't find the 'people who seem to have figured out how to live' thread you should of asked, we would of helped u

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:34 (six months ago) link

oh don't think I didn't. it's for pictures, and this is a video. so you're welcome

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:34 (six months ago) link

p.s. wosop in the house tonight

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:34 (six months ago) link

WOSOOOOP

If, despite my persistent efforts, I do not become some pale simulacrum of this man over the next decade or so, please just bury me alive for I will basically already be dead.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:18 (six months ago) link

We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:06 (six months ago) link

wosop

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:42 (six months ago) link

wosop everybody in the house tonight

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:57 (six months ago) link

it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:58 (six months ago) link

WOSOP
WOSOP

jmm, Sunday, 25 August 2019 12:09 (six months ago) link

JMM OTM

alomar lines, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:14 (six months ago) link

wosop
BALLOON

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:15 (six months ago) link

Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb

— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:23 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:27 (four months ago) link

Article about how that script is taking off...

Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:34 (four months ago) link

dying at that

brimstead, Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:54 (four months ago) link

not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinch
also, this deserves inclusion here:

I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ

— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:21 (four months ago) link

All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi

— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:15 (four months ago) link

Yikes

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 20 October 2019 21:39 (four months ago) link

also meme du jour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:35 (four months ago) link

this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:
YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:20 (three months ago) link


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