Great Real Names

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ogmor, Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

it's the "Dad, why was I named Rose?" "Because your mother loves Roses" meme come to life

frogbs, Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

Hello, my name is Tito Bosnia. In the last few days, the identity of my name has been viral and widely spoken in the media and social media in Bosnia-Herzegovina

First of all, I would like to confirm that my name is original and certified in my Certificate of Birth

— bosnia tito (@iybos) June 30, 2019

ShariVari, Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_Brood

Ruud Brood, manager of NAC Breda

cherry blossom, Thursday, 4 July 2019 04:30 (four years ago) link

Had an email from R0xy Rhodes.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 8 July 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link

Skip Luckadoo

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvonne_Mosquito

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 28 July 2019 11:29 (four years ago) link

Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

Ah 'hink ah went tae school wi' that cunt.

How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link

Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache


The double hyphenated Tollemache really separates this one from the rest of the field.

tobo73, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

https://www.uva.nl/en/profile/j.c.hermes

joke hermes

j., Tuesday, 13 August 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

one time I worked in a bank and there were index cards for "June Bugge" and "Shona Dick" - both married names, even.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

so before she got married she was never Shona Dick?

mick signals, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 03:28 (four years ago) link

Kind of unrelated, but in French, Sean Connery is hilarious because Connery sounds like 'connerie', i.e. idiocy, cuntishness, a fuck-up or a trifle.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

https://www.uva.nl/en/profile/j.c.hermes🕸

joke hermes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheQ_jmE5xY

breastcrawl, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

l1bertad v1tal

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Friday, 30 August 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

A1r J0rdan L0uis Qu1nto

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 August 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

so before she got married she was never Shona Dick?
― mick signals

I slept on this but actually a friend and I wrote a song to this effect.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 30 August 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

TOday's Washington Post features a letter to the editor from one Thankful Vanderstar.

tobo73, Sunday, 1 September 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

guto bebb

j., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:33 (four years ago) link

Pat Ham

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:12 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Ruud Sweering

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

When you sort a list of players in Major League Baseball history alphabetically by first name, this is the full list of all the players between Simon Pond and Sol Carter.

It is not a doctored list. It is, however, an important list. pic.twitter.com/zl6fX2Ipku

— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) September 14, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

DAMN

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

Close thread

Madchen, Saturday, 5 October 2019 07:24 (four years ago) link

Sleve McDichael, the man, the myth, the ledeng

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

the opening credits of "The Chinese Stuntman", which I was watching again because I love the theme music, note that the film guest stars "Ban Rando". Their parents may or may not have named them that. Good movie.

https://youtu.be/XJ2tQUaDxaE?t=263

Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

Tytti Typpurainen

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

lol i was just coming here to post that

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

From the Marshall Efron obit:

Alfa-Betty Olsen

nickn, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

xxp most of my relatives and my wife's relatives and the relatives of people I grew up with were from Finland and so were always making up fake finnish names that sound vaguely or explicitly obscene because so many of them sort of sound that way already, Tytti being a perfect example.

joygoat, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link

when my dad was a young reporter, his beat covered an area with a lot of Finno-Americans. The bureau concocted an imaginary troublemaker named Wayno Savalampi.

bendy, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Son of Professor Peter Grindrod CBE, apparently. According to his oddly thorough Wikipedia entry the family has four children, "Tom, Chris, Jumbly and Sophie", which raises all kinds of questions.

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 3 November 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

It certainly does!

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 November 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

this is vastly more satisfying than black sheep

"she was always sort of the jumbly grindrod"

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 November 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

Heckenlively is a garbage person, though

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 November 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link

Kent Fuckenslimey

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 01:15 (four years ago) link

https://images.app.goo.gl/CwHV7Z8C59UzeZJ17

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

Marx Lenin Dos Santos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY72nICEg78

oscar A, Thursday, 14 November 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

Maybe not objectively a great real name but as a reporter on this story...
https://i.imgur.com/1DxGphd.png

joygoat, Thursday, 14 November 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link

So apparently Belinda Carlisle's replacement as drummer for the Germs in 1977 was named Donna Rhia.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

Stage name. Recanted!

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link


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