Alex Jones

A classic infowars moment for sure

Guys guys it’s fine. Alex Jones being arrested is part of Q’s covert plan to protect Alex and his virile, manly semen from the Corona Virus

— john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) March 10, 2020

DUI — nice mug shot

Jones should go full sovereign citizen at his hearings, would probably boost his scams

prisonpaul calling piers an intellectual coward made me think of this clip and it's even funnier than I remembered it pic.twitter.com/YE8YuJYkhn

— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) April 27, 2020

wow how have i not seen that <3

love how it ends on "cowards wanna get in peoples faces-" immediately after running half a block to get in a guys face

Alex Jones is a sad and lonely man. pic.twitter.com/P8ZvRpIJYA

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 12, 2020

Walter from The Big Lebowski has let himself go

He's 46 years old.

:-0

Holy shit I keep forgetting that lumbering mass is maybe a year older than me. 46! He looks like those digits should be revered.

Jinx!

It's really easy to envision him as a diaper-clad two-year-old throwing a tantrum. He's got that awkward toddler stomp down pat.

Also, did he run out of Power Pellets? His crimson hue has faded, which I'm sure contributes to the crankiness.

From the comments:

Watching with the sound off, it looks like a group of campers staging a bear attack drill.

I want Alex Jones to stick around for the sole reason of reminding me that I'm not in such bad shape after all

lol the person flipping him off twice near the end

'IS THAT YOUR IQ?' = the hallmark of a nimble thinker

lmao he's berating teenagers who don't wanna be there anyway

How has he not had an aneurysm at this point?

The kids have the perfect response: don't get angry or confront him, just act bored and treat him as a loon.

xpost I think what we're witnessing is the set of involuntary muscle spasms and incoherent vocalizations that are triggered by a perpetual decades-long aneurysm.

He's going to snap back into mid-concussion from losing a high school fist fight like at the end of Jacob's Ladder

his wife just wanted to go to the park by herslef, cant imagine why

Is it a popular suicide spot, I wonder

Wait... his wife? Did he get married again? Who the fuck looks at Alex Jones in 2019 or 2020 and says, yep, I want more of that in my life.

The kids have the perfect response: don't get angry or confront him, just act bored and treat him as a loon.

Yeah, that was a masterclass in dealing with boomer trolls.

his wife is the blonde standing there at the end of the video, I think. he's trying to get on the Greenbelt which is in theory reservation-only right now but... he could have just walked right past them and said nothing at all and nobody would have stopped him. they should sic him on the River Place Nature Trail though, I'd watch that.

xxpost Grimace fetishists are a thing

Honorary boomer troll perhaps, if he's 46! xxp

I gathered, I was just shocked someone was willing to marry him after the very, very public divorce and associated revelations.

You can be a boomer at 30, depending.

In 1968 it was endemic I suppose.

Or is that 1978? Ach well.

Alex Jones is basically a sentient big toe

sentient

Generous.

big toes are crucial for balance, surely we can associate him with a less important appendage

if you live in Austin and Alex Jones turns up everyone knows to not engage with him unless you want to get coated in spittle and supplement dust

Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.

Never too young to catch the boomer brain worms

Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.

Well, yeah, on their YouTube sidebars.

There's a longer version of the clip where he says he's been coming there since he was a kid, so guess they already got used to this behaviour

they should have given him an extreme wedgie

Extreme Wedgie would be a good name for a new Alex Jones infotainment program if he ever becomes unbanned from every outlet on earth.

WHAT'S UP MY CRACK TONIGHT, LET ME SHOUT IT AT YOUR FACE

he's been around in Austin for 20 years, everyone knows he likes to show up places and start ranting, the teens are bored because it's boring. he was probably there for half an hour practicing before he started filming it.

He's never not in rant mode

My question for people from Texas is: are there any other guys who act like this?

loud entitled white guys? yes. the real ones are more dangerous than Alex Jones because they are looking to start an actual fistfight

was trying to find the little video where a guy says "documents" to him knowing he loves that word and he said back "DOCUMENTS!" but he's associated with the word too often, so i can't think of a way to google

Amazed that he hasn't been tased and/or shot yet.

... by himself.