Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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the baby looked at me

mark s, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 09:55 (four years ago) link

In a deleted scene Clancy had taken Ralph to see Erik The Viking but upon realising Ralph was too young for its PG-13 rating they instead saw Uncle Buck. To avoid upsetting Ralph, Clancy convinces Ralph that they are actually watching the former and a few years later Ralph still belives Vikings to be feckless deadbeat cigar chompers from Chicago who you shouldn't really let look after your kids.

nashwan, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:08 (four years ago) link

Mrs Hoover has clearly left the students watching The History Channel's 'Vikings' while she is absent from the class

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link

WTF? “ralph means that sleep is an area in which he excels”? Who the fuck thinks this shit?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 21 June 2019 00:50 (four years ago) link

I have never seen this thread before. You people are insane.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 21 June 2019 00:52 (four years ago) link

i've been an "exceller" since age 13 and i'll be an "exceller" til the day i die

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 June 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

I'm an ex-exceller. Now I think the dream reading is right, but the excel reading was just how it struck my ear when I was really young, and went unchallenged long enough to stick.

jmm, Friday, 21 June 2019 01:44 (four years ago) link

My guess as to how this happens is that, given the preceding dialogue, one might anticipate that Ralph will say something to the effect that sleep is an area in which he excels. So when some people hear the line, they start from this anticipated meaning and apply that to what he says, rather than starting from the words and drawing the literal meaning from them.

jmm, Friday, 21 June 2019 02:15 (four years ago) link

y'all are bending my wookiee

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 21 June 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

My guess as to how this happens is that, given the preceding dialogue, one might anticipate that Ralph will say something to the effect that sleep is an area in which he excels. So when some people hear the line, they start from this anticipated meaning and apply that to what he says, rather than starting from the words and drawing the literal meaning from them.

This is partly why the 'dream' interpretation seems much funnier to me: it is more unexpected.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

so is he good at sleep?

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 00:59 (four years ago) link

just the most idiotic fuckin debate

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link

should the fact that this was a decade ago and i thought it was last year make me happy or sad

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 19 March 2020 01:21 (four years ago) link

i miss dayo

rusted (crüt), Thursday, 19 March 2020 01:25 (four years ago) link

yep

thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

me too

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 19 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

Not a dayo goes by...

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 19 March 2020 12:32 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

straight from the horse's mouth:

Yes, again, it's the simplest answer - Ralph dreams of being a Viking.

— Josh Weinstein (@Joshstrangehill) December 21, 2020

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

THANK YOU

DJP, Monday, 21 December 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

So he dreams of being excellent at something huh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

lol Dan I'm imagining you slamming the table in victory

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link

ilx, where the author is dead, except for simpsons joke arguments!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

Now this, this was trolling

imago, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

the author is not dead, he's just asleep, which is where he is a viking

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link

I was in the room when it was pitched and laughed because I thought it meant he was great at sleeping

— Mike Scully (@scullymike) December 21, 2020

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

!!!

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

laughed because I thought it meant he was great at sleeping

before taking this at face value remember, we are dealing here with someone who was the class clown.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

Simple: Ralph dreams he's a Viking. Ralph was never written with the ability to understand a complex & obscure metaphor like saying he is a Viking at something, meaning he is great at it. If I knew Scully had misunderstood a joke like that, I would have fired him instantly.

— David Mirkin (@DaveMirkin) December 21, 2020

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

straight from the horse's mouth:

Wow, ha, I guess that's also now canon! Do you remember who pitched it? Maybe they could say for sure. I think we may have been out of the room writing a script at the time so I have zero authority to weigh in on this, it's just my opinion.

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link

wow settled after all these years

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:21 (three years ago) link

xp you left out where he mentioned mirkin who then posted the tweet i posted just above you

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:25 (three years ago) link

my point was him saying "I was not in the room and my opinion literally means nothing" indicates either that he was not the horse, or that the horsethor is dead

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 05:23 (three years ago) link

THANK YOU

||||||||, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 07:06 (three years ago) link

Let's flog it some more anyway

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 08:57 (three years ago) link

did we never get this sorted

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:08 (three years ago) link

I mean, even the idea that Ralph would use the word "where" to mean "the discipline in which" is baffling enough, even before we get onto "being a Viking means being good at"

kinder, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:16 (three years ago) link

i try to remember this thread whenever ppl seem (to me) to be going to rather extreme lengths to misunderstand the obvious thrust of simple statements on ilxor.com
it doesnt help but i try, god help me but i do
this, but now with added "ppl trying to navigate covid guidelines"

kinder, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:18 (three years ago) link

Ha

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:21 (three years ago) link

I mean, even the idea that Ralph would use the word "where" to mean "the discipline in which" is baffling enough, even before we get onto "being a Viking means being good at"

his legs don't know how to be as long as yours

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 09:30 (three years ago) link

if i taught dialectics i wd use this debate to explain dialectics

the mid-tier joke is sublated by and/or into the high-tier joke: the "misunderstanding" (so-called) enlarges and enriches the "intention" (so-called)

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 10:31 (three years ago) link

sleep is where im the aufhebung

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 10:33 (three years ago) link

hi, Super Nintendo Sinkah

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 10:53 (three years ago) link

the mid-tier joke is sublated by and/or into the high-tier joke

last 40 years of critical theory tbh

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

my main takeaway from that twitter thread is that many people are really bad at understanding any kind of joke

Number None, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link

by my reading a lot of people in that thread are not familiar with US idioms or pop culture of 50-70 years ago, even if English is their first language

huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

There's been some confusion in this scene in Homer Vs The 18th Amendment.

Banner: "You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron. And I'll find you."

Homer (distant): "No, you won't!"

Banner: "Yes, I will!"

Homer: "Won't!"

I believe Homer says won't, but some people hear d'oh.

— I Call The Big One Bitey🏳️‍🌈🔞 (@Chalm_Skinn) December 21, 2020

People thinking Homer whispers "d'oh" to Rex Banner instead of "won't" is another baffling one. Why would he respond to a guy saying he'll catch him by saying "no you won't" but then say "d'oh" in response to him saying "yes I will"?

Weinstein is yet to confirm my privately-held conviction that Hans Moleman wasn't really saying "boo-urns", he was just trying to gain favour with a powerful man at a vulnerable moment

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what twilight zone shit is this where there's another disputed Simpsons scene

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

theyre all disputed now

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

haha yeah

kinder, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

"Some people put forward the theory that the monorail episode was an homage to The Music Man but I have always thought it was a musical tribute to Mussolini's ascent to power; which one is correct?"

DJP, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link


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