Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

it's a pisser when you lock the wrong portrait in your study and then it's too late when you notice ppl saying "whose that gaunt ugly fucker".

apols to the dorian gray rulebook which I'm a bit sketchy on.

Chuka left #Labour promising he’d never help Corbyn & crew get the keys to No 10.

Now he’s promised he’ll be a @LibDems ‘until the day he dies’

So @ChukaUmunna - come a GE & your new LibDem leader moves to prop up a Corbyn Govt which promise will you keep? https://t.co/7IcRips7lv

— Anna Soubry MP (@Anna_Soubry) June 18, 2019

soubz just calmly posting as she normally does after that 3rd g+t has kicked in.

At least she's clear about the unifying principle that held CHUK together

I think she must be the only person who is paranoid about a LabDem coalition happening.

It's obv:

If that was to happen, Chuka would leave the LDs.

He has form and previous, right?

if it did happen there is enough love lost between him and the dangerous extremist in no 10 that he wouldn't even get a joke cabinet post, with peaked cap that says "capn dickhead" on it!

Pretty sure he wouldn’t be re-elected if he stood in Lambeth.

was reading Chuka blathering on about how many different centrist thinktanks he sits on advisory boards for like this reaffirms what a progressive person he is, without mentioning how much these fuckers pay him!

Centrist thinktank is like sitting around saying "everything's pretty much great, maybe up the racism a smidge"

“We regretfully engage in racism (but still want you to vote for us)”

twitter is now like turtles all the way down except its the aquaphibian

honestly how long does it take to count 300ish odd votes

Raab out, everyone else through

— James Forsyth (@JGForsyth) June 18, 2019

Boris Johnson - 126

Jeremy Hunt – 46

Michael Gove – 41

Dominic Raab – 30

Sajid Javid – 33

Rory Stewart – 37

Can't wait to see this clash of the titans that twitter dot com is salivating for as they send their new hero into the ring

Going to make Corbyn-Smith look like Healey/Benn

Got Tears for Fears' "Raab World" stuck in my head now

rip big man, heaven needed a cuboid-headed dolt

at last "take away this raable" gag can shine

(it's still not funny)

xxp

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily racists
Voting Bojo, voting Bojooooho
Their laughs are filling up the benches
No to Europe, no to Corbyn
Hide my head, I want to dab my sweat off
No NDA, please do fuck off
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm Thatcher are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people vote for Stewart it's a very very
Raab world, Raab world

*bows*

okay that's amazing

Yes, it is.

OK, seeing as the false argument "Labour needs Leave seats therefore Labour needs Leave votes" is now one getting presented in Shadow Cabinet, let's have yet another go at highlighting the problems with it 1/? https://t.co/pybcN53hg5

— Rob Ford (@robfordmancs) June 19, 2019

Lol can't wait for John Mann to turn around his abstentions on a "the model has changed and it's telling me I won't lose my seat" reason.

leaked cabinet briefing seemed level headed - not reading a robfordmancs thread sorry AF.

genuinely not sure what labour should do - if anything at this point, until a new tory leader is installed. no easy choices and I am particularly worried that a pivot to hard remain increases the risks of no deal

rfm has book eater energy

Words are your friend!

Eat your words but don’t go hungry!

These Labour MPs from leave areas are really gonna listen to these big words:

This is the full letter from ⁦@UKLabour⁩ MPs in leave areas to ⁦@jeremycorbyn⁩ opposing a decisive shift to a referendum and remain pic.twitter.com/JI66YFXbiM

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) June 19, 2019

Jarvis, Kinnock, Mann... I think Labour could do with them losing their seats tbh

Jim Fitzpatrick is the MP for Poplar, which voted remain!

Maybe he's just really xenophobic

labour must command the poplar vote

Sky Sources say the Government will delay the introduction of a porn age verification scheme which was due to come into force next month

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) June 19, 2019

Not if Damian Green has anything to do with it.

The Campaign Against Corbynism is now live! We're a new group working to highlight the dangers of a Jeremy Corbyn led Government and the ideology he represents. Website here: https://t.co/LDdJgkDSgW

Very grateful for any follows and RTs to get the message out.

— Campaign Against Corbynism (@OpposeCorbynism) June 19, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1141388193800917003/fo5uDymx?format=jpg&name=600x314

Corbynista swans committing to violent class war in Cambridge could be one of the dangers they highlight!

Lol my phone won't log onto that site

The first follows on that account are incredible, including Zac Goldsmith’s racist brother.

xp
this is the asbo swan link that pic is from

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2019/jun/19/is-asbaby-the-swan-the-terror-of-cambridge-punters-the-grandson-of-mr-asbo?CMP=share_btn_tw

This isn’t a campaign against the left or socialism in general. We aim to unite people from across the political spectrum against the possibility of a Corbyn premiership, which we fear could undermine basic liberal-democratic values.

Just some concerned citizens, no affiliations to the oligarchy whatsoever

These mental fuckers are dreaming of going full Very British Coup aren't they?

https://mediadc.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/900473e/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2290x1322+0+0/resize/2290x1322!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmediadc.brightspotcdn.com%2Fe8%2F3a%2Fe5b6ee054be2a5380019148e3d80%2Fap-16360435010894.jpg

he's ready

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨THE SEUMAS MILNE WANKING LIKE IS BACK🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

https://i.postimg.cc/QdQF9L2B/A6-DF3638-4-C07-4-B41-8843-1-ABD166-C6-E21.jpg

xxpost: is he their driver?

CAC (relevant emoji optional) is run by some wet Tory called James Bickerton.

I was never totally sold on the idea that Brexit was particularly about immigration, I've always thought it more to do with anti-brussels they want to straighten our bananas rhetoric, but as time has gone on even that seems to have fallen away now to almost pure tautology, people want it because they want it. Nihilistic identarianism, resentment at being told what to do.

That poll showing members are prepared to accept pretty much anything as long as they get Brexit, I think theres something deeper there, I think thats not so much about accepting those destructions, but choreographing the willingness to go hard for the cause. ride or die, don't mess with us

I'm not sure they want Brexit at all, I think they want a struggle for it in perpetuity, the more destruction along the way the better