Alex Jones

he should put a call in for one of those vacant cabinet posts get himself some blanket executive privilege

I mean he was qualified before but child porn would take him over the top

I don't normally make a habit of watching Alex Jones clips that get sent around (yeah the guy screams whatever i get it) but this one made me laugh pretty hard bc after he's done with his first gasp of ranting and raving, the camera cuts to reveal that his guest on the show is his own defense attorney, who begins patiently trying to explain to Jones why it's not normally a good idea to place a $1m bounty on your enemies' heads on live radio

i've had a hard time following this. so the porn was sent to them...but they didn't see it and they handed over a bunch of files to the investigators on this case? is that what happened? how fucking dumb is infowars? Is that a rhetorical question? Is this one?

“I like women with big giant tits and big asses,” Jones growled. “I don’t like kids like you goddamn rapists. Eff-heads.”

Well that's why he sent the porn he didn't like instead of keeping it innit?

Can someone put that in transformer?

I like that he censored himself by saying "F-heads". Very thoughtful for his younger listeners

Anyone who's been through finishing school can tell you that it's untoward to utter the f-word in the midst of a tacit death threat.

Hang on, sampling “I like big giant tits and big asses” for my new techno track.

"I like big butts and all I do is lie"

A classic infowars moment for sure

Guys guys it’s fine. Alex Jones being arrested is part of Q’s covert plan to protect Alex and his virile, manly semen from the Corona Virus

— john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) March 10, 2020

DUI — nice mug shot

Jones should go full sovereign citizen at his hearings, would probably boost his scams

prisonpaul calling piers an intellectual coward made me think of this clip and it's even funnier than I remembered it pic.twitter.com/YE8YuJYkhn

— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) April 27, 2020

wow how have i not seen that <3

love how it ends on "cowards wanna get in peoples faces-" immediately after running half a block to get in a guys face

Alex Jones is a sad and lonely man. pic.twitter.com/P8ZvRpIJYA

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 12, 2020

Walter from The Big Lebowski has let himself go

He's 46 years old.

:-0

Holy shit I keep forgetting that lumbering mass is maybe a year older than me. 46! He looks like those digits should be revered.

Jinx!

It's really easy to envision him as a diaper-clad two-year-old throwing a tantrum. He's got that awkward toddler stomp down pat.

Also, did he run out of Power Pellets? His crimson hue has faded, which I'm sure contributes to the crankiness.

From the comments:

Watching with the sound off, it looks like a group of campers staging a bear attack drill.

I want Alex Jones to stick around for the sole reason of reminding me that I'm not in such bad shape after all

lol the person flipping him off twice near the end

'IS THAT YOUR IQ?' = the hallmark of a nimble thinker

lmao he's berating teenagers who don't wanna be there anyway

How has he not had an aneurysm at this point?

The kids have the perfect response: don't get angry or confront him, just act bored and treat him as a loon.

xpost I think what we're witnessing is the set of involuntary muscle spasms and incoherent vocalizations that are triggered by a perpetual decades-long aneurysm.

He's going to snap back into mid-concussion from losing a high school fist fight like at the end of Jacob's Ladder

his wife just wanted to go to the park by herslef, cant imagine why

Is it a popular suicide spot, I wonder

Wait... his wife? Did he get married again? Who the fuck looks at Alex Jones in 2019 or 2020 and says, yep, I want more of that in my life.

The kids have the perfect response: don't get angry or confront him, just act bored and treat him as a loon.

Yeah, that was a masterclass in dealing with boomer trolls.

his wife is the blonde standing there at the end of the video, I think. he's trying to get on the Greenbelt which is in theory reservation-only right now but... he could have just walked right past them and said nothing at all and nobody would have stopped him. they should sic him on the River Place Nature Trail though, I'd watch that.

xxpost Grimace fetishists are a thing

Honorary boomer troll perhaps, if he's 46! xxp

I gathered, I was just shocked someone was willing to marry him after the very, very public divorce and associated revelations.

You can be a boomer at 30, depending.

In 1968 it was endemic I suppose.

Or is that 1978? Ach well.

Alex Jones is basically a sentient big toe

sentient

Generous.

big toes are crucial for balance, surely we can associate him with a less important appendage

if you live in Austin and Alex Jones turns up everyone knows to not engage with him unless you want to get coated in spittle and supplement dust

Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.

Never too young to catch the boomer brain worms

Yes, I got the impression that these folks had seen all this before - on numerous occasions.

Well, yeah, on their YouTube sidebars.

There's a longer version of the clip where he says he's been coming there since he was a kid, so guess they already got used to this behaviour

they should have given him an extreme wedgie