xps to zebra - ‘tis a rare beast that can move on land and in the sea
― stress tweeting (gyac), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson 126Jeremy Hunt 46Michael Gove 41Rory Stewart 37Sajid Javid 33Dominic Raab 30
Raab out. So Rory can get stuck right intae Bozza tonight.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
xp Raab out, Javid just on 33, Stewart up to fourth (on 37), Boris only picked up 11 votes to 126 (assuming he's not galaxy-braining to lend votes to preferred opponents)
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
Ah fuck I forgot about the seamonster threadWonder who May voted for?
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
Well, I’ve got a friend coming over for dinner and the latest episode of a dystopian shitshow and we’re also watching Years & Years.
― suzy, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
The makeup crew will be relieved Raab’s out anyway.
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
"Rory Stewart 37"
YES KING
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
Gove must be shitting himself but as that’s his normal facial expression it’s difficult to say.
― suzy, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
He is calm and shitting himself as he normally does
― Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/323322499888_/STINGRAY-Card-12-THE-AQUAPHIBIANS.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
Echoes of Lamont
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Not ready for Raab
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
Raabz, he shits it
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
xxxp he is blinking rapidly while doing so
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
Is the Saj the only human left in the race?Boris - honey monsterHunt - whatever he is, it doesn’t blinkGove - Lovecraftian monsterStewart - sea monsterJavid - human???
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
raab seabiscuit now an also ran
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
javid is a moon monster
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
TV guide listing for the last debate:
No but tell us how you really feel The Guardian 🤣 pic.twitter.com/nNKiLEXk9i— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) June 15, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
the legacy of tvgohome is a long one
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
Dr Who exclusively reveals Javid is some kind of sentient alien seaweed masquerading as a human.
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2010/11/158.jpg
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
Javid is clearly a Baker-era Sontaran
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
Javid - human???
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bZsZ1XhTVDs/VVOWFn4JO3I/AAAAAAAAJBA/940QKThvorM/s1600/sontaran%2B1.jpg
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
(xp)
"now I have borrowed May's garb, time to deport some more refugee orphans"
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
Some light humour from what I hope is a parody account
No fan of Rory Stewart. Just another Tory Brexiter knob. But - I DO NOT get the logic of saying he can't be PM because 'he might have spied for MI6'.Guys, guys... MI6 are on OUR side. You do know that, right?— We Need EU 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 (@WeNeedEU) June 18, 2019
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
I'd guess May voted for Hunt, possibly Stewart with an outside chance of Javid
― ogmor, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
I wish i had your faith gyac
― Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
I read or heard something earlier that she'd switched to Stewart as she'd decided he was the best chance of getting her WA through without writing his name on it or something.
it's a lonely path that Javid walks, nobody from the bald (alien egg-head) community wants to claim him as one of theirs, he's shunned by the Con-home community and the Asian community all think he's a total prick. But lol.. fuck him!
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
The afternoon Desi Twitter accused him of using boil-in-the-bag rice was top online clowning tbf.
― suzy, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
All 30 of those Raab votes are going to Johnson so expect the other three to descend on the Saj's 33 endorsements like a pack of ravenous hyenas.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
Now picturing poor Saj’s votes as Scar at the very end of the Lion King
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
FWIW: if all Raab's votes went to Johnson, and all the other candidates merged into a single Anyone But Boris bloc, the ABB bloc would be just one single vote ahead.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
The Irish love Gove and Gove loves the Irish
― stet, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
Is this the debate? Jesus Christ.
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
This is just like Blind Date except that the winner's going to fuck everyone #BBCOurNextPM pic.twitter.com/RI01EHCJJG— Neil Miles (@neilsmiles) June 18, 2019
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
Total shitshow, Emily Maitlis would be better off herding cats.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
Michael Gove has a plan
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
Rory 'Stewpot' Stewart signalling his difference by not wearing a tie and perching on the edge of his stool with his feet planted on the studio floor.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
Who knew a Brexit Party voter could be a cunt?
― stet, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
anyone actually watching this is trashing their evening
― imago, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
Ah good, someone from Tunbridge Wells who can’t believe the austerity she voted for is affecting her life
― stet, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
There's probably a reasonable chance of Stewart overhauling Gove and Hunt and then losing in the final two but fuck actually watching the debate.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
think i just have to go full accelarationist now with bojo PM and full english brexit on the cards.
https://woodsmokeblog.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/all-hail-mayday-1923.jpg
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
"I think I'm feeling it, yeah" pic.twitter.com/KfjsKSStn6— Michael Walker (@michaeljswalker) June 18, 2019
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It's on in the background, I'm not listening to it ffs
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
why is Rory sitting like that?
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
learned it in Afghanistan, where he also learned to speak dari iirc
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
xxxp
pic.twitter.com/3JCsHf0nKZ— Mareyah (@lesbianIibra) September 15, 2018
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
xp. he's got form for it, there's other pictures of him in extreme, weird manspread
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
Being expelled from Labour has reduced Alastair Campbell to publishing bizarre Tory fic on twitter
I think @RoryStewartUK should remove another item of clothing ... maybe someone else’s tie - this thing is going nowhere— Alastair PEOPLE’S VOTE Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 18, 2019
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link