new favorite weird shit on the internet: ASMR ROLE PLAY ~ Autonomous sensory meridian response ~

feel ashamed by how much i want those

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR pic.twitter.com/CW5zfp9TL4

— T. Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 (@tkylemac) June 14, 2019

i don't know who any of those people are but i love it

Kim Richards = former child star turned "Real Housewives" reality TV star.
Lisa Rinna = former TV star turned "Real Housewives" reality TV star.
Eileen Davidson = IDK. Ok, apparently she was a former soap opera star turned "Real Housewives" reality TV star.

So it looks like this is a clip from a scene from whatever version of "Real Housewives" starred all three of those people. IDK and honestly couldn't care less now I know the probable source. Yeah, I'm an ASMR snob.

lol

I'm mesmerized by the ASMR erotic stuff, straight and gay, it's all kind of amazing

just love the sound of a voice more than anything

the bbc have tracked down and interviewed the welsh stone carver from one of the most classic unintentional asmr videos https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-wales-48724352/asmr-welsh-stone-carver-is-unintentional-youtube-star

"my voice - and this is what is so embarrassing - seems to calm people down!"

Bless 'im, lovely man.

it's interesting how many of the best unintentional asmr videos feature older people, I wonder if asmr is in part a reaction against a trend towards higher energy & higher anxiety communication

makes sense to me, i hate the Youtuber near-shouting all the time style

Yeah, Frankie MacDonald really grinds my gears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYdmJDQKYcw

(just kidding - love that guy)

he seems like a good guy :)

was thinking about how hard it was to watch vids about video games for example without subjecting myself to some Poochy-face ironic shouter for hours on end

Tempted to put this in the youtubers who aren't terrible thread to get it even more exposure, but here it goes for now. This is glorious stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidKpZEJj4E

that is absolutely wonderful, subscribed

thank you

ah, the double-wave

The first episode is very good, but that second one is indeed especially wonderful. Thanks to a pal on thee dreaded fb for originally sharing it a few days ago. I've never encountered Purim before, so those parts are particularly fascinating, without interrupting the relaxing zen vibe.

i fucking LOVE this video, thank you for sharing it

This is low-key the greatest YouTube video ever made

A philosopher reflects on ASMR.

The ASMR videos I most enjoy are intimacy porn. They elicit the pleasures of intimacy without the difficulties and burdens characteristic of its genuine instances—in short, those associated with the presence of another vulnerable, hungering person.

this articulates my experience

i like some of the haircut ones with binaural electric clippers action. v relaxing.

that was a good essay Euler, thanks

my...pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcx29q3ey4

https://www.cineworld.co.uk/static/en/uk/blog/christmas-cineworld-asmr-film-dreaming-of-stars

hell yeah brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsershh4uVQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8iLJxjZDdg

unintentional asmr videos are all the rage. this is the champion according to fans. people have watched it hundreds of times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqIuvav5hY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H2ELl2ZMDg

i think this is my favorite unintentional asmr, or the one of Bjork taking apart her television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68e7C2yO2g

also Haiying Yang is the queen of this

This one is all time even though it’s very off the cuff. Doesn’t hurt that he’s a handsome guy who speaks my language but his hand gestures put it over the top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxF4-nOJrJ4