Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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lol what a normal opinion

Perhaps Jeremy Corbyn can ask his friends in Hamas and Hezbollah to provide the “independent” evidence he requires ? Or maybe his ex employers Iranian State owned Press TV could help him ? What do you think Seumas ?

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) June 15, 2019

stress tweeting (gyac), Saturday, 15 June 2019 11:39 (four years ago) link

this may be my favourite take yet

Correct of @jeremycorbyn to challenge US and now UK assumption that #Iran must be behind #PersianGulf sabotage but he is worst person to do it. Logic if not evidence suggests Iran but possible agent provocateur.

— Vince Cable (@vincecable) June 15, 2019

||||||||, Saturday, 15 June 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

I think you mean

Labour frontbench knee-jerk instinct is to dispute our security services professionals. Given @jeremycorbyn’s long-standing relations with the Iranian regime & Press TV, perhaps he will now publish the evidence he has contradicting the official assessment?https://t.co/E1xRBZrc25

— Change UK - The Independent Group (@ForChange_Now) June 15, 2019

stress tweeting (gyac), Saturday, 15 June 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

so Corbyn is right, but because he is Corbyn he is wrong, Vince? Seriously hope he dies soon.

Isn't the only evidence so far some grainy footage and much hawkish gibbering from the demented US regime ?

calzino, Saturday, 15 June 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

I hope Vince dies that is.. preferably while he's laying some cable!

calzino, Saturday, 15 June 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

Corbyn is Trump, except when Corbyn disagrees with Trump, and then you get “I regret that I agree with...” shite from the usuals.

stress tweeting (gyac), Saturday, 15 June 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

Corbyn - the eternally wrong extremist lefty is only taking the same line as France and Germany.

calzino, Saturday, 15 June 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

My dumb paranoid take is that May resigned only because she wasn’t willing to join the USA against Iran and so was told to step aside for a Real Warmonger to take over.

L'assie (Euler), Saturday, 15 June 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

In the interview he says that, at first, he found Ulysses ‘incomprehensible’ and thereafter has only ever dipped in and out to read passages. This, folks, is what a dilettante looks and sounds like. Please, never ever hand him real power. https://t.co/tMnU59YUrG

— Tony McDonough (@tonymc39) June 16, 2019

||||||||, Sunday, 16 June 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

Jesus Christ Ulysses truthers are SO FUCKING BORING

stress tweeting (gyac), Sunday, 16 June 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

Gravity's Rainbow or gtfo

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 16 June 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Finnegans Wake or gtfo.

pomenitul, Sunday, 16 June 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

i'm not sure Tony McDoughnut understands what "dilettante" means

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

politics was much more cultured + brainy back in the days when a stuffy old pol would confess a liking for the raucous rocking of the Arctic Monkeys...

calzino, Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

everyone is a dilettante, apart from Sir Roger Scruton.

calzino, Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

For the record, not that it matters: I've read "Ulysses" three times, once in a graduate Joyce seminar -- but, you know, Corbyn doesn't seem to have noticed that Bloom is a Jew facing antisemitism.

— Bohumil Hairball Vortex of Eternal Shame (@closely_watched) June 16, 2019

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

The more I think about it, the madder I get. Thread coming later today.

— Bohumil Hairball Vortex of Eternal Shame (@closely_watched) June 16, 2019

sorry, having my arse-hairs permed later.

calzino, Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

The interviewer says they did discuss AS in Ulysses but it didn’t make the final edit. STFU, melts:

We did discuss James Joyce's sly, adroit attacks on anti-semitism in Ulysses during the interview, in fact, Matt. But it didn't get into the final feature. Jeremy Corbyn is right behind James Joyce on this one.

— Peter Carty (@TravelCourse) June 14, 2019

suzy, Sunday, 16 June 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

every single politician should try to be one upping corbyn/ulysses imo. i want to see mcdonnell talking about finnegan’s wake, chuka umunna on gravity’s rainbow, tim farron on story of the eye

— a a dril (@demarionunn) June 16, 2019

otm

stress tweeting (gyac), Sunday, 16 June 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

Rory Stewart on Bravo Two Zero

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 16 June 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

as I said before, Stewart comes off like a crapper version of Ludo's disappointing dads from The Last Samurai. he should be made to read it

imago, Sunday, 16 June 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

Nobody responded to that the first time because it was bollocks. No need to repeat it.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 16 June 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

dunno how a subjective redolence can be bollocks but i guess i don't make the rules round here

imago, Monday, 17 June 2019 06:10 (four years ago) link

if only we could eliminate repetition of all bollocks itt through ignoring it

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 07:08 (four years ago) link

there's been such a deluge of cynical, contradictory and opportunistic bullshit from Watson and co over the last four years, so much of it inevitably gets completely memory holed https://t.co/MGq3Ly4yq0

— tom (@malaiseforever) June 17, 2019

talking of repetition and bollocks...

calzino, Monday, 17 June 2019 08:30 (four years ago) link

mind you that was before Tom's Mr Muscles period, where dubious blandishments about how great the EU is between Polo G tracks is his current thang. Or just anything that undermines his party leadership will do.

calzino, Monday, 17 June 2019 08:35 (four years ago) link

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/treasury-admits-doesnt-know-north-16430145

a tasty admission from the chancellor: not only does he not look at data on regional economies, he doesn't think it exists

ogmor, Monday, 17 June 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link

"I do not think we have regional recession data ... it would be a problem to try to collect it. There would be a huge statistical and data challenge in trying to disaggregate the economy into regions in that way, to look at macroeconomic performance."

they had been playing that bullshit gambit about their party membership for years as well. Anyway collecting data separately from smaller regions is not a "huge" task, it is actually a smaller task you fucking numpt!

calzino, Monday, 17 June 2019 09:27 (four years ago) link

makes u think

Super thrilled to announce that "Did #Austerity cause #brexit?" has just been accepted for publication at the @AEAjournals in the American Economic Review. Short thread on whole paper available here https://t.co/FxYwKmz3Ik... pic.twitter.com/bG79ERnCTH

— Thiemo Fetzer (@fetzert) June 17, 2019

really should make some people think, but fucking melts seem to equate anti-austerity with populism (the bad version) because idk austerity isn't as bad as the lefty commentariat/UN rapporteur says it is .. it's fucking luxury here compared to romania blah blah.. well so say people lacking the imagination or experience to know what it is like to have fuck all.

calzino, Monday, 17 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

loooooooooool at this chart

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||||||||, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 07:26 (four years ago) link

fucking hell

Raab’s going to win, isn’t he?

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 07:57 (four years ago) link

Come on you gotta love that chart. Bet Seumas does!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 08:05 (four years ago) link

That bar chart will surely rank with the 9/11 photographs as the defining image of the century.

Alba, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 08:08 (four years ago) link

if they're willing to accept the breakup of the UK, the destruction of the Tory party and 'significant damage to the UK economy' as a price worth paying to get brexit then what do they think PM Corbyn's going to do that's worse? (maybe they think that 'significant damage to the UK economy' will mostly affect ppl who aren't them, whereas Corbyn will be coming specifically for their money? or do they really believe he's going to put everyone who reads the Telegraph in gulags or something?)

soref, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 08:19 (four years ago) link

or Corbyn will be coming specifically for their money AND giving it to people they dislike, they would rather see everyone suffer

soref, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 08:25 (four years ago) link

Of course they believe Corbyn would come for their money!

All other outcomes don't affect them. The Brexit party could be their new home/political club, it's really funny.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 08:27 (four years ago) link

it's fucking luxury here compared to romania blah blah

You can fully subscribe to this statement and be anti-austerity.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 08:31 (four years ago) link

you can also be anti-austerity without being reductive about how much misery and despair it causes, unless you are a foodbank veteran yourself and think it's a pretty fucking plush life!

calzino, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 08:52 (four years ago) link

The UK's poverty rate is objectively lower than Romania's. This doesn't mean that poor British people can go fuck themselves or that austerity doesn't kill.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:03 (four years ago) link

How about this: if you're using Romania as a crabs-in-a-bucket baseline to defend austerity in the UK, you can go fuck yourself. If you think Romania isn't in a worse place than the UK overall, you can also go fuck yourself.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:05 (four years ago) link

it is a truth universally acknowledged that we can all go fuck ourselves

ogmor, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:13 (four years ago) link

We aren't as fucked in the UK as we could be seems like an ongoing theme with you, pom.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:13 (four years ago) link

Thank the lord we aren't so fucked that we can at least post stuff on ilxor dot com

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:14 (four years ago) link

Did you read this part, tovarisch?

if you're using Romania as a crabs-in-a-bucket baseline to defend austerity in the UK, you can go fuck yourself

pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link

In it for the 39% accelerationists who are here for Corbyn rolling the tanks into parliament square

stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:24 (four years ago) link

there are many worse places than the UK in Europe but that makes little difference to your own personal hell when you have to go to your local church foodbank to put a loaf of bread on your table, there are a lot of melts like Stella Creasy that roll their eyes when people talk about austerity related deaths. I get angry when people seem oblivious to how terrible UC is, and it isn't just the Conservative party who seem quite indifferent to how bad it is. Sometimes it feels just a small number of PLP (especially McD) have any kind of urgency to oppose it. And dampening how destructive it is with shrugs + mehs is a tactic approval at worst or just plain old indifference to human suffering which is also bad.

calzino, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:25 (four years ago) link

You can fully subscribe to this statement and be anti-austerity.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No you can't. Few people in the UK experience this luxury. Many people on ilx are struggling, or if they aren't rn they are insecure about having any kind of future. Stop this. xp

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link


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