so weird that we spend money on food when we know we're just gonna get hungry again a few hours later
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 14 June 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
We put clothes on, only in order to take them off again a few hours later. Nudism is much more economical. (Mind. Blown.)
― Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 June 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link
Going back to that traffic jam photo, most of those drivers are coming back from vacation. Should've just stayed at home if they knew they were going to go back to work anyway.
^ In a way, I'm not being sarcastic!
― pplains, Friday, 14 June 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link
If they lived in their cars, they would have been home by now
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 June 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
there's nothing remotely as disturbing as the thing in stranger things but ymmv as i am a 35 year old man who is still mortified by some of the scenes in the thing and find it legitimately hard to watch
― VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 1:18 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Kids today will have inevitably seen worse on network tv and YouTube.
― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 1:21 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there's worse in the white house
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, June 26, 2019 1:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― na (NA), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
most of the country cares about their phones, period.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 16, 2019 7:45 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link
Lol coming here to post that
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
My aunt sent this to the family group chat pic.twitter.com/ZmXhk9DtiR— society understander (@mywifecameback) July 23, 2019
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link
kinda cool graphic though
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link
Twitter, more like Shitter― Οὖτις, Wednesday, July 24, 2019 11:55 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, July 24, 2019 11:55 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― badg, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EExYZxOWkAA2-wd.jpg
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
^ kinda clever tbh
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link
Millet's (idealised + virtuously grafting themselves to death in their sunday best) peasants were bad to start with imo. But juxtaposing new stuff over old iconic paintings has been done to death and isn't really that clever is it?
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
done to death
When it comes to social media I live a sheltered life, I guess.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
Didn't mean it in a snarky or judgmental manner ftr
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
is mad magazine social media
― untuned mass damper (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
CB radio is as well, good buddy
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
also duchamp
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
postcards?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
Essays of Michel de Montaigne
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
http://thefader-res.cloudinary.com/private_images/w_760%2Cc_limit%2Cf_auto%2Cq_auto%3Abest/DJ_Shadow_OPA_album_artwork_skjbju/dj-shadow-our-pathetic-age-release-date.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link
man, I don't say this lightly given that Endtroducing is one of my all time top 10 albums, but DJ Shadow sucks
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqgW-2orQQg
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 October 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
Endtroducing is so fucking good
― brimstead, Saturday, 5 October 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link
man, I don't say this lightly given that Endtroducing is one of my all time top 10 albums, but DJ Shadow sucks― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, October 4, 2019 5:24 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, October 4, 2019 5:24 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I haven't listened to anything of his since Private Press, which was a bit of a let-down at the time, but the new track Rosie is pretty good, imo.
― ☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 5 October 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
https://hyperallergic.com/521125/banksy-opens-london-art-shop-same-week-he-sets-12m-auction-record/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link
'Murica über alles.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 11:54 (six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
i know you did this on purpose lol but i still have to
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
Aw yissssss.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link
I'm waiting for a "C/D: Friends with babies that grew up to be teenagers who are only interested in fast-tracking themselves to be an influencer or a entrepreneur because anything else is 'too much work'"
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, October 9, 2019 3:52 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― na (NA), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link
Anti homeless art + boomer art. Rare combo! pic.twitter.com/Lmy2rhQOJN— 👹 spawn of seitan 🎃 (@soi_girl) October 27, 2019
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, 28 October 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/74531604_10157098359873172_2455861861766135808_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQkbcQVGDXjJbhGId-e8GFUXU8AmlXmsl6xfXVw2VVtkl0mYb-od1fPb-agQiEmSTOk&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=7109ed587927584aaed91cfb475f5f99&oe=5E5EFB9A
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link
love 2 buy five iphones per semester
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link
if my parents had netflix production values
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link
Apples 'not orange enough!'Oranges 'just the right amount of orange!'
Everything in life is about meaningless, bad faith comparisons.What do you want if we order Thai tonight?
― Frankie Four-Wigs (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
that's not trenchant social commentary, that's some asshole dad passive aggressively criticizing his wife and children on social media
...instead of screaming at them in person, as a good father would have done back when men were men
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
why would an asshole dad want the family members he is abusing to pay for a therapist?
― sarahell, Friday, 8 November 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link
that's probably the gay conversion therapist he keeps pushing on his children
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 November 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
ohhhhhhhh undoubtedly worth every penny
― sarahell, Friday, 8 November 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link
nah that’s clearly aimed at the wife
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 8 November 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link
nah but if the wife went to therapy, the therapist would tell her that she needs to stand up to the abusive POS that is her husband, or else like ... leave him? or maybe he's a narcissist and wants both of them to go to couples therapy so his wife will be forced to pay even more attention to him, and there will be yet another person who has to listen to him complain?
― sarahell, Friday, 8 November 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/DUDtcCS.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 29 November 2019 02:46 (four years ago) link
(And I shouldn't have to say it, but yes, that's an altered version of the original.)
― pplains, Friday, 29 November 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link
RAP BAND
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 29 November 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link
Sure nails the private equity looting that trashed Sears
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 November 2019 10:27 (four years ago) link
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 November 2019 10:27 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 November 2019 10:30 (four years ago) link
the comics journal DESTROYS new yorker cartoonistshttp://www.tcj.com/reviews/everyones-a-critic-the-ultimate-cartoon-book/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
Why criticize when you can lean back and laugh with a gentle, anesthetized, uncritical blandness?
https://media.giphy.com/media/9EwnzGNjvmIG4/giphy.gif
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
https://theoutline.com/post/8406/worst-takes-of-the-2010s-bret-stephens-david-brooks-megan-mcardle
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
TCJ review otm
― a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
although watching people get insanely angry about NYer cartoons is also very entertaining, imo