shit or get off the pot time

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tonight on SOGOTP

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

This is not the toiletry thread I had expected.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Friday, 14 June 2019 07:24 (four years ago) link

/alegggguinessvoice

godfellaz (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2019 07:57 (four years ago) link

Joe Bidet vs Donald Dump

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 14 June 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

triden bump

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link

Did we get this sorted yet?

xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:44 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

wrong options it turned out.

anyone want to run the new one?

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

i choose to shit then get off the pot, like a normal human

― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:03 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

me otm

chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

wait, we're allowed to leave the pot?

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link

you can check out any time, but you can never shit

chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

welcome to the joketell california

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

For Watt now found himself in the midst of things which, if they consented to be named, did so as it were with reluctance. And the state in which Watt found himself resisted formulation in a way no state had ever done, in which Watt had ever found himself, and Watt had found himself in a great many states, in his day. Looking at a pot, for example, or thinking of a pot, at one of Mr. Knott's pots, of one of Mr. Knott's pots, it was in vain that Watt said, Pot, pot. Well, perhaps not quite in vain, but very nearly. For it was not a pot, the more he looked, the more he reflected, the more he felt sure of that, that it was not a pot at all. It resembled a pot, it was almost a pot, but it was not a pot of which one could say, Pot, pot, and be comforted. It was in vain that it answered, with unexceptionable adequacy, all the purposes, and performed all the offices, of a pot, it was not a pot. And it was just this hairbreadth departure from the nature of a true pot that so excruciated Watt. For if the approximation had been less close, then Watt would have been less anguished. For then he would not have said, This is a pot, and yet not a pot, no, but then he would have said, This is something of which I do not know the name. And Watt preferred on the whole having to do with things of which he did not know the name, though this too was painful to Watt, to having to do with things of which the known name, the proven name, was not the name, any more, for him. For he could always hope, of a thing of which he had never known the name, that he would learn the name, some day, and so be tranquillized. But he could not look forward to this in the case of a thing of which the true name had ceased, suddenly, or gradually, to be the true name for Watt. For the pot remained a pot, Watt felt sure of that, for everyone but Watt. For Watt alone it was not a pot, any more.

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

next edition due soon

may consider write-in submissions but rn two possibilities:

tories
starmer
the actual devil

trump
berniebros
the actual devil

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link

bernie starmer

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

fitting dn for this thread

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link

trve

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

voters should have to provide a stool sample to check for drugs, toilet in every voting booth

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link

And a hen in every pot

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

xps to deems

you can shit but not enjoy doing so!

hyds (gyac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

shit or get off the casserole non

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

wait did i just imagine that a casserole was a french term for a vote for someone but under protest

shook now, i was fairly sure about that ffs

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link

Aside from, well, a saucepan/pot, it can also mean: a) a scandal (usually political), b) someone who sings out of tune, c) a snitch (this one's mostly obsolete tho).

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

deems called it

anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:34 (four years ago) link

called caused it!

calzino, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link

all over bar the shouting but most ppl only like the shouting

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:40 (four years ago) link

there is nothing but the shouting

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link

I will never raise my voice

anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

when they go low we say pardon

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link

a bad part if me is quite curious as to what would happen if trump wins, goes into full-blown shit-the-bed dementia, but the gop are too scared of his fan club to remove him and everyone has to pretend his even worse rambling word salad makes any sort of sense.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link

when they go low we say pardon

― nashwan,

assist, and goal

anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

bump

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

Plop

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link

Fucked up how every single ilxor voted for Donald j trump in the us presidential election last month, November 2020

Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

I believe the results above are indicative gl usa

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

Just keep shitting.

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link

voted for Rona

a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link

If 10 ilxors are going for Trump..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:34 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Fess up, who are the ten apostles?

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

probably the accelerationists from that poll

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

trump polling at over 20% on ilx

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link

gl usa

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link


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