no, i didn't know that the June 2019 US Politics thread was nasty

What would you like us to do treeship?

Not make jokes about how minimal accountability is “dreaming”

Are you new here?

You can call and email your congressman like I did every day from January to August 2017.

sooner or later people are gonna have to start start throwing things

isn't that what posting on a message board is

that’s what radiohead polls are for

Did you get any replies from your congressman, Alfred?

My congressman was the ousted Carlos Curbelo. His office people were kind, recognizing me after a while. He represented a Clinton deep blue district, so he had lots of wiggle room.

I’m the proud daughter of Mexican immigrants and a human rights lawyer.

I’m running to take on Trump’s favorite Democrat, @RepCuellar.

It's time for South Texas to have a real Democrat who will fight for la gente, not corporate donors.

Join us: https://t.co/BcsWSFTX0c pic.twitter.com/2GVdu6hZYs

— Jessica Cisneros for Congress (@JCisnerosTX) June 13, 2019

hey yall, on of the worst dems in the congress is getting primaried! rep cuellar is a stooge for the oil industry bc FRACKIN JOBS.

sooner or later people are gonna have to start start throwing things

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII)

At least 24 officers injured in Memphis unrest after U.S. Marshals fatally shoot young black man

unfortunately no one pays attention until white ppl are doing throwing

So what you're saying is "get woke, St Louis Blues fans"

nothing's going to change until every hockey fan reads the mueller report

http://www.pajiba.com/assets_c/2018/08/MuellerHockey-thumb-700xauto-201135.jpg

http://www.pajiba.com/assets_c/2018/08/MuellerHockey-thumb-700xauto-201135.jpg

Wow. The Office of Special Counsel finds that @KellyannePolls repeatedly violated the Hatch Act and **is recommending her removal from federal service.** pic.twitter.com/LMC258AF7g

— Alex Mallin (@alex_mallin) June 13, 2019

Nearly a year after Rep. Duncan Hunter suggested his wife was to blame for their indictment over the alleged misuse of $250,000 in campaign funds, Margaret Hunter headed to court to change her not guilty plea, which could pave the way for her to testify. https://t.co/HOz27ukfzq

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) June 13, 2019

Sadly, Conway is correct in her assessment that there’s no way the hatch act is going to affect her.

Official White House response:

*jerking-off gesture*

yup

This has inspired me to design a "jerking-off gesture" emoji, which journalists can just post in lieu of transcribing Trump's or his henchmen's answers to their questions:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D89bf5eXsAAnchK.jpg

the worst punishment for kellyanne in this matter is a sideways move to a superpac where she'll get paid 10x as much and still be on tv and in contact with the president in the exact same amounts

In the modern era we try to Fail Upward

unperson you have done a great thing

👋🍆🤑

If only there were a way to incorporate the attendant facial expression (eyelids at half-mast, disinterested and perhaps mildly crosseyed glare into the middle distance, pursed lips blowing raspberries, head retracted toward the shoulders creating a triple- or quadruple-chin).

Could just be a tiny closeup of Sarah Sanders’ normal facial expression

That's the one.

There used to be a GIF of Colin Farrell on a talk show making the jerk off hand gesture that I wanted to find and post on this thread and I actually got as far as typing "Colin Farrell jerkoff" into a browser on my work computer before my brain went "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

(rechecks the thread title. nods.)

jackoffmotion.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/uu2mRZG.jpg

lol

I thought the jerkoff emoji was ✊↔️

👋🍆🤑

Seems to be the way it's done.

The Hill reports:

President Trump bashed Sen. Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign after the California Democrat said her Justice Department would “have no choice” but to prosecute Trump if she were elected.

“Oh, give me a break. She’s running for president, she’s doing horribly, she’s way down in the polls,” Trump said. “I must say, Pocahontas is really cleaning her clock,” he added, referring to Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) with a derisive nickname meant to mock her claims of Native American heritage.

Still, Trump acknowledged that he might adopt the same strategy if he were in Harris’s position. “I heard she made that statement,” Trump said. “And you know what? Who wouldn’t? Probably if I were running in her position, I’d make the same statement.”

game recognize game

My first reaction to the quote was 'here is a man who needs to be slapped hard. More than once.'

This just looks like “slapping wang to get rich”

close! intent was "might as well slap wang because i'm rich"

Hey, how's Trump's promised investigation of Hillary going again?

she's in jail i believe

pretty sure i've seen her mugshots in that orange jumpsuit

executed iirc, but only Fox mentioned it

It's bad enough that he's the worst human ever, but his tackiness and thorough, all-encompassing tastelessness is the cherry on top of this turd blossom.

I'm hard pressed to think of any rich person who has good taste, tbh

Oprah, sometimes

btw there is a NYC #ImpeachTrump Now rally in Foley Square, Saturday at noon.

oh i'm sure he'll be impeached by then

Like he said, if he were you he'd impeach him too.