which one of them is shit and which one is get off the pot?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
finding which is which is simply a process of elimination
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
you can both shit and get off the pot if you just shit your pants.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
Here is Biden’s answer when I asked why he’s so confident that the Republicans who blocked the Obama-Biden agenda wouldn’t just block the Biden agenda if he beat Trump. pic.twitter.com/QKsRy3XdL3— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 11, 2019
― flopson, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
what was trump's
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
shit or get off the thinks pot
― mark s, Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link
last time we saw anyone struggle this badly with the reasonable SOGOTP demand was elvis imo
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
tonight on SOGOTP
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
This is not the toiletry thread I had expected.
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Friday, 14 June 2019 07:24 (four years ago) link
/alegggguinessvoice
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2019 07:57 (four years ago) link
Joe Bidet vs Donald Dump
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 14 June 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link
triden bump
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link
Did we get this sorted yet?
― xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:44 (four years ago) link
wrong options it turned out.
anyone want to run the new one?
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
i choose to shit then get off the pot, like a normal human― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:03 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:03 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink
me otm
― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
wait, we're allowed to leave the pot?
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link
you can check out any time, but you can never shit
― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
welcome to the joketell california
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
For Watt now found himself in the midst of things which, if they consented to be named, did so as it were with reluctance. And the state in which Watt found himself resisted formulation in a way no state had ever done, in which Watt had ever found himself, and Watt had found himself in a great many states, in his day. Looking at a pot, for example, or thinking of a pot, at one of Mr. Knott's pots, of one of Mr. Knott's pots, it was in vain that Watt said, Pot, pot. Well, perhaps not quite in vain, but very nearly. For it was not a pot, the more he looked, the more he reflected, the more he felt sure of that, that it was not a pot at all. It resembled a pot, it was almost a pot, but it was not a pot of which one could say, Pot, pot, and be comforted. It was in vain that it answered, with unexceptionable adequacy, all the purposes, and performed all the offices, of a pot, it was not a pot. And it was just this hairbreadth departure from the nature of a true pot that so excruciated Watt. For if the approximation had been less close, then Watt would have been less anguished. For then he would not have said, This is a pot, and yet not a pot, no, but then he would have said, This is something of which I do not know the name. And Watt preferred on the whole having to do with things of which he did not know the name, though this too was painful to Watt, to having to do with things of which the known name, the proven name, was not the name, any more, for him. For he could always hope, of a thing of which he had never known the name, that he would learn the name, some day, and so be tranquillized. But he could not look forward to this in the case of a thing of which the true name had ceased, suddenly, or gradually, to be the true name for Watt. For the pot remained a pot, Watt felt sure of that, for everyone but Watt. For Watt alone it was not a pot, any more.
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link
next edition due soon
may consider write-in submissions but rn two possibilities:
toriesstarmerthe actual devil
trumpberniebrosthe actual devil
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
bernie starmer
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
fitting dn for this thread
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link
trve
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link
voters should have to provide a stool sample to check for drugs, toilet in every voting booth
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link
And a hen in every pot
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
xps to deemsyou can shit but not enjoy doing so!
― hyds (gyac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
shit or get off the casserole non
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
wait did i just imagine that a casserole was a french term for a vote for someone but under protest
shook now, i was fairly sure about that ffs
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
Aside from, well, a saucepan/pot, it can also mean: a) a scandal (usually political), b) someone who sings out of tune, c) a snitch (this one's mostly obsolete tho).
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
deems called it
― anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:34 (four years ago) link
called caused it!
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link
all over bar the shouting but most ppl only like the shouting
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:40 (four years ago) link
there is nothing but the shouting
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link
I will never raise my voice
― anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
when they go low we say pardon
― nashwan, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
a bad part if me is quite curious as to what would happen if trump wins, goes into full-blown shit-the-bed dementia, but the gop are too scared of his fan club to remove him and everyone has to pretend his even worse rambling word salad makes any sort of sense.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link
― nashwan,
assist, and goal
― anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
bump
― rusted (crüt), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
Plop
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
Fucked up how every single ilxor voted for Donald j trump in the us presidential election last month, November 2020
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
I believe the results above are indicative gl usa
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
Just keep shitting.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link
voted for Rona
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
If 10 ilxors are going for Trump..
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:34 (four years ago) link
Fess up, who are the ten apostles?
― pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
probably the accelerationists from that poll
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link
trump polling at over 20% on ilx
― treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
gl usa
― pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link