Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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ORD-Ahhhhhhhhhhh

New Old Ironsides

Brexit Party activists conceding defeat, telling us Labour's probably just pipped it.

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) June 6, 2019

yeah sure.

but it sounds like their lack of troops on the ground and lack of protest voters is causing them some last minute consternation.

Remember Farrage conceding defeat at like eleven in the evening on Brexit Eve so this only makes me more pessimistic.

same.

he really is a fucking goblin

Don't worry led by donkeys will save the night

Commiserations xyz :)

Lol Corbyn Out

Lol just woke up and saw this, hilarious.

The former member for Rochdale has some thoughts:

Whatever this #PeterboroughByElection result, it helps #Boris to win the leadership.

— Simon Danczuk (@SimonDanczuk) June 7, 2019

Farage left the count through a back door minutes before the result was announced.

you love to see it

He has no time for losers cause he is the champion.. Of himself..

Oh, there he is now..

Ah it's never mind the bielection, they're winning in the latest poll.

“Labour’s victory in this by-election is a lesson for Jeremy Corbyn” - some cunt in the Guardian

Hahaha, wow did I underestimate how awful the Guardian was going to be.

I keep looking at this and wondering whether the Guardian should really have allowed this to be said anonymously. If people are going to say this stuff they should put their fucking name on it, no? https://t.co/C4e83zLM9i

— The Justin Horton Show (@ejhchess) June 7, 2019

Pakistanis done Brexit

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Commiserations xyz :)

― glumdalclitch, Friday, 7 June 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For what? :)

Drinking in Tory newsrooms has started early:

And.. that is not a collapse of Tory vote https://t.co/LczGqsZfFj

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) June 7, 2019

It’s better than expected but considering they held the seat from 2005-2017...

Speaking of, the MP for those years has some thoughts.

Labour polled 31% of the vote in their 13th most marginal seat after 9 years of a Conservative Government. Terrible result for @UKLabour and Corbyn.

— Stewart Jackson (@BrexitStewart) June 7, 2019

46.8% of the vote at the 2017 GE, how are we defining "collapse"?

lot of focus on labour recently masking fact that the tory party’s electoral coalition has been liquified by brexit. you just love to see it

this result probably makes chances of a GE very low this year - though as matt says the clamour for one may become unbearable as a new tory leader struggles for legitimacy. tories not in a good way

let's pretend a hold going from a majority of 603 in a marginal, where the bookies predicted a BP rout to a majority of 683 is a shit result eh lads?

Tbh the labour share of the vote did drop a lot but that’s not hugely surprising considering their polling and the fact the incumbent had been jailed!

Yeah in the circs Labour could have been pummelled

Turnout was 20% lower. By-election factors come into play.

Yet again, Labour's membership should get all the credit.

Wonder if there could still be a general election. A new Tory leader who goes no deal may get a lot of Brexit Party votes (be interesting whether Johnson could be trusted to deliver by that somewhat volatile section of the voters). xp

I stayed up for the result last night and BXP trolls were Tweeting about the ‘Pakistani’ vote from the moment it looked like they’d lost. Fuck them. Those are British people and they include the parents of a few of my friends.

With this kind of electoral maths, there is no way the Tories can risk an election before Brexit happens in some form or another. Despite the national percentage polls and the constant Corbyn narratives in the media, under FPTP the Tory vote split with the Brexit Party is much more significant than Labour’s with the Lib Dem’s / Greens. An election before Brexit is likely to end up with a Labour plus SNP government.

Lol run it past me again how this surprise win in a marginal constituency where their previous mp had gone to prison, is a bad result for labour

Worth saying that with just about any voting system in use today that is not first-past-the-post, this would have been an easy win for the Brexit Party

j Phillips saying this result "shows that antisemitism is becoming normal in the party"??

Remember the time she spoke out about Pakistani men “importing” brides and she still has the whip?

good job the previous Peterborough mp was a "good criminal" and not a nonce tho, that would have been a peado-bridge too far!

Compare and contrast (20 marks)

The Birmingham Yardley MP said: “Lisa ignored and endorsed anti-Semitic things, I’ll take her explanation and apology at face value and look forward to her proving, as others have, that actions not excuses alone can heal.

“But with every case the parties values chip away and our ability to stand up against hate erodes.”

she laments that Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn did not broker a deal so that Champion could stay because "it makes it look like we sweep this stuff under the carpet and it gives more power to people who go, 'It's political correctness gone mad' and that people like me are trying to protect the perpetrators".

What an egomaniac.

the only way forward for her is for her to get her own weekly tv show where she is her own guest every week.

or a comedy drama about her gritty working class upbringing on the mean streets of *checks notes* Solihull

it's almost like every stance she takes is purely based on careerist self-interest and she is completely devoid of a moral compass...

remember when our insipid state broadcaster decided to pump lots of smoke up the arse of a useless corporate shill of a politician who was very brave for sometimes making racist pronouncements?

you're going to need to be more specific

just hating on Jess still! Who the bbc have apparently commissioned a series on her "gritty" middle class upbringing.

lol i was jking (kind of)

the bbc did that 2017 drama about May that disappeared without a trace because I think it wasn't from a pissing away a majority in election'17 pov. And the famous Skinnock dies of embarrassment doc. They are always betting on the wrong horses recently.

I don't want to do a Deems here but funny how sub-50% turnout is less of an issue when it delivers the result you want.

wouldn't that be average for a by-election though?

I did mention the lower by-election turnout :)

the usual assumption, though it's hardly cast-iron, is that the higher the turnout= the better for labour.

Although that assumption might not withstand rigourous scrutiny as i say