it's sort of amazing how often this happens in baseball, and it's always pitchers
every once in a while there'll be a guy who at least remembered to use his non-pitching hand
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wjbavx/dumb-pitchers-punching-shit-and-getting-injured-a-selected-history
doesn't even mention Alex Reyes or Drew Pomeranz
― omar little, Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link
There is a wealth of google search returns for punching a hole in drywall. sigh.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/53b2d1cba923ddc669000060/master/w_768,c_limit/415744_pa_leftovers_poster_v5-1.jpg
dudes get equally angry at the burgers being overdone, a bad pitching performance, and the rapture
― omar little, Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
the silver lining is the low-key color commentary as they show some player demolishing the dugout phone with a bat... "don't think that phone's gonna work anymore" "they're giving him some space"
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/dB7Jt2Y.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
just want to point out that leftovers poster shows a white man punching a plaster wall, not drywall. ok?
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 June 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
FUUUCK. *punches drywall* Somebody beat me to my great idea.
"Break Bar New York City is the cool bar in NYC where you can break stuff, smash stuff, and join our wrecking club!"
FAP?
― mick signals, Thursday, 6 June 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
Fancy A Punch?
― nickn, Thursday, 6 June 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
got an idea for a monthly subscription service of sustainably sourced breakable shit.
― omar little, Thursday, 6 June 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link
the thrift stores of the usa salute you with their wide array of unwanted breakables
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 June 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
The pics at that bar make me itchy.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 June 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
Meanwhile I saw an ad for ROSES FOR MEN. They aren't like some wimpy-ass tea roses favored by girls and betas. I mean these suckers are the size of baseballs.
Www.roseclubformen.com
Thought it was an SNL parody ad, apparently it is not.
― Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 June 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
Broses.com was taken?
― mick signals, Thursday, 6 June 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
once worked with this very damaged + "eccentric" steroid pumping badly aging ex-footie hooligan type who stone-faced reckoned he could chop a breeze block in half with his hand. Never mind punching a fucking bit of egg-box!
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
tried to get him to do a demonstration once, but the disorderly feng shui and noise of site was disrupting his flow!
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
Lol @ mick s.
― Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 June 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
Disappointed that roseclubformen.com doesn't actually market the flowers for men.
https://i.imgur.com/0SBeZ7T.png
― pplains, Friday, 7 June 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link
got an order in from newegg recently and there's an ad for another one of those mail-order razorblade outfits. in fairness i do shave quite a bit more than men typically do but how many fucking mail-order razorblade outfits does one need, and why are they still writing their marketing material as if they're all competing exclusively with gillette?
― Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Monday, 10 June 2019 02:13 (four years ago) link
how....often do you shave
how....often do men shave
many of yr statements intrigue me
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2019 06:46 (four years ago) link
I shave once a month, so this box sounds perfect.
― pplains, Monday, 10 June 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link
some of their business comes from heavy cocaine users
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 10 June 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/7/24/20696487/everyday-carry-reddit-knife-wallet-gun
― na (NA), Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
heh heh
― Vape Store (crüt), Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link
BRB, gotta go drop 'carry' (n.) in the 'words that annoy the shit out of you' thread
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
Though not everyone in the community is interested in firearms — Diale in particular was turned off at first by all the talk of carrying guns before realizing that the community was more about general-purpose tools — some members take it to extremes. For example, Frank says he often sees some gun enthusiasts in EDC spaces repeat the refrain “one is none,” which reflects their belief that carrying at least two firearms at once is the only way to ensure their personal safety.
walking around with guns and pouches strapped all over you like an imperial-phase rob liefeld drawing is the only way to be safe
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link
“At the end of the day, we just really like having stuff, you know?” he says, laughing. “And if it looks good and it’s functional, that’s all the better.”
this exact attitude is why the world is ending fyi
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
At the end of the day, I just really like having a cart. And if a horse comes along to actually pull it somewhere, that's all the better.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
I have all kinds of “useful*” crap in my bag and I like having it there but the EDC “community” is totally execrable *my wife got new sneakers while we were on vacation but she didn’t like the laces. She asked if I had some laces and of course I did, in the pocket with the lint brush, the flashlight, the eyeglass repair kit and the tailor’s tape
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link
pictured: tombot modelling his vacation apparel
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2F78.media.tumblr.com%2F462e34418b75e31e3580828eb28c13c5%2Ftumblr_o8ioq27YtJ1qjztgpo1_400.gif&f=1
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
And women regularly “EDC” about 20-30 functional items in their bag; I guess the masculinization of the practice is at least pretty funny in that respect. Men started carrying more than just a wallet and keys with them so all of a sudden putting stuff in a bag gets an acronym and a “culture” that embraces knives and guns
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 July 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
No one dares to call it a 'murse' when there's a camo print involved.
I've carried bags full of crap around with me my entire life, some of them explicitly ladies bags. Dudes be insecure af that their machismo might ever be in doubt.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link
Also velcro is noisy as hell when you’re trying to get something out during a meeting.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
lol every day meeting
― j., Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
Where's the article about the substitute teacher who had both a gun and a knife in his pocket AT THE SAME TIME and the knife went through the trigger guard and accidentally discharged the weapon IN THE CLASSROOM? My top candidate for EDC super secret atom detector ring club.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
I hadn’t heard that one. Funny not funny
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2019/07/74-year-old-substitute-teacher-convicted-in-discharge-of-gun-in-1st-grade-blount-county-classroom.html
holy crap
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2019/03/why-did-74-year-old-substitute-teachers-gun-discharge-in-alabama-1st-grade-classroom.html“I completely forgot about the pistol in my pocket”
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link
74-year-old substitute teacher
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZXQR-cPXlmY/hqdefault.jpg
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
My first thought when reading the article was that these are dudes who excitedly rush forward when the opportunity to, say, help someone get their keys out of their locked car arises and who manage at least half the time to inexplicably shoot a couple of their toes off in the process.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2019/03/why-did-74-year-old-substitute-teachers-gun-discharge-in-alabama-1st-grade-classroom.html“I completely forgot about the pistol in my pocket”― El Tomboto, Thursday, July 25, 2019 4:34 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
“I completely forgot about the pistol in my pocket”
― El Tomboto, Thursday, July 25, 2019 4:34 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Last I checked BWI had just caught it's 20th passenger of the year attempting to fly with a loaded pistol in their carry-on.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
I managed to fly across the country and back in early 2002 (so like 4-5 months after 9/11) with one of my bags full of crap as a carry-on and only realized upon returning home that I had an X-Acto tucked in one of the pockets the whole time.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
wonder how many more actually made it through security theatre without having their weapon confiscated
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
I like the irony of being robbed by capitalists who have convinced you that you need an expensive tactical defense wallet.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 July 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link
The TSA seized 90 guns from carry-on bags at airport security checkpoints during the 3rd week of July. All but 10 were loaded. 31 had a round chambered. https://t.co/AdDny2Vydd pic.twitter.com/yBrRQh0qNf— The Trace (@teamtrace) July 24, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
good luck usa
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 July 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
when did real guns turn into videogame guns?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 July 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Yeah, I've never seen any shit like that before. Purple and blue are the colors my daughter's fucking Nerf gun comes in.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 25 July 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
Exactly, you make the mistake of buying your nephew a boring old slate-grey grownup handgun for his birthday and the bullet he fires into your right buttcheek is a permanent reminder that kids want pizazz.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 July 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
remember a couple of years back when the tsa failed 95% of its own internal undercover security tests
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 July 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link