I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

i mean, they kind of got me

Treeshipper

― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (twenty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We hold these truths to be self-evident: actually, do we? I'm a little uncomfortable with some of the absolutist positions being flaunted among the online left. It feels like they haven't read enough art history. Should I get a dog and move to Europe?

Pretty good

"How'dya like me now?"

I just want to congratulate the whole web team, we set some very ambitious targets for last quarter and all of us, everybody who worked late nights during the launch -- and Rich of course -- we really smanged those goals. Thanks, guys.

― mick signals, Wednesday, June 12, 2019 1:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a "ken burns" is good name for a long, several part zing imo

― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:31 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/qi9NLio.gif

don't know if deems is awarding a post itt the distinction or if i am being meta ken burns'd here, but that post made more sense in response to prolonged ken burns chatter on the zing thread

its standalone legit imo

it's important that i argue with you until any initial and sincere appreciation is squandered

done

bingeworthy

unbelievable: just fled an apartment showing where the tenants were not warned and the landlord managed to open the door on both tenants jacking off separately in their rooms

― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should've asked the landlord if he was going to keep their deposits

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:36 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

that were good, that

alt-right dude i know is a logic king, he's big on how logical arguments are a sign of strength vs the weakness of emotional arguments.

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:03 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mostly his cold logic manifests itself in insanely emotional outbursts of transphobia and "don't believe women" posts

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:04 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lemme guess: dude ain't real big on Socratic method.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:06 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny how these geniuses are oblivious to the crucial function emotions play in survival, decision-making, etc huh

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

speaking as someone who has never felt themselves to be a strong logician, I've come to believe that most people wildly misapprehend what constitutes 'logic'

― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

generally, being very logical means you keep arguing and talking until the other person gives up or leaves

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:19 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

logic is just an excuse to treat people coldly and remorselessly sometimes

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:20 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a period in my past where my ways were definitely very "logical," and in retrospect, it was very much based in a lack of self-confidence and inability to deal with ambiguity

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even Spock sometimes cries.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:27 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but he's half oh hang on

― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:30 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's U.S. Maple not U.K. Maple

#thesecolorsdontrun

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 2:21 PM (yesterday)

this is depressing me

― k3vin k., Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

biden would be a good guy to have as your 12 step sponsor

― Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Drink more

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Xp

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't even like Joy Division

― Οὖτις, Monday, July 1, 2019 2:02 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the goth "I don't even own a television"

― omar little

Nice work turning 'permalink' into the smaller 'link', thus making accidental flag posting more likely

― imago, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:34 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

place can do with some more drama tbf

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:40 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thats for fuckin sure

― damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:41 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bookmarked you for that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:42 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

endorse

I must say I was confused by bookmarkflaglink

I was in a pool in Palm Springs during the 2010 Easter earthquake. the wrongfooted feeling and the water splashes out of the pool were alarming

― Dan S, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:33 PM

if there are any Oklahoma tornado survivors reading this thread, they're gonna think you're the biggest asshole in the world. "I can relate to your splashy terror, because I once watched my patio furniture decapitate my dog in the sky."

― del griffith, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:40 PM

omg

I assumed it was his but I suppose it could have been somebody else's. You don't know , man. You're not in Wales.

― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, July 11, 2019 8:23 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This guy has never had an ounce of talent. When I was at my indiest moment of early-90s moviegoing, I still thought Clerks was trash.

― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:24 (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sheesh, sounds like someone snoochied on the wrong side of the boochie this morning.

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:37 (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

actual lol

actual lol here too

nice

i am on a bus, carrying a large heavy box, its unideal

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

picked the wrong day to shift a corpse m8

― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

m8

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shift

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah, exactly

― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

generous tbh

well you have to allow thats its the thread for mounting warmed-up corpses

I hope things don't fall apart before the Northern Powerhouse funding is released. I want to live to see cables cars running directly from T'Leggers Bar to Dewsbury Rams stadium. High speed trams running between Chickenley and Dewsbury Moor. Getting to Manchester 20 mins quicker by bypassing ghastly shitholes like Hudds is going to be a gamechanger as well!

― calzino, Sunday, July 28, 2019 2:32 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry not cable cars, boris cars.

― calzino, Sunday, July 28, 2019 2:33 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lock thread + country

lord of the rings is about keeping societal power away from the oiks

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, July 28, 2019 4:32 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It’s spelt orcs I think

― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Sunday, July 28, 2019 4:43 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

That's how it's pronounced in New Jersey though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv1oFzWpRqw

ah lads i was good enough to ignore that in the thread but if its going under lights i must protest

In re "Old Town Road":

--

idg this song or its durability

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:42 AM

My godson was singing it this weekend; he didn't sing "Despacito."

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:45 AM

no one should sing "Despacito"

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:46 AM

Vape Store (crüt) at 8:59 5 Aug 19

xp have you ever seen somebody throw a gameboy across the room because they were mad at Tetris?

I called Mario a cunt once, I'm not proud of it

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, August 5, 2019 10:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

how does everyone know who is and isn't white? jaymc.xls?

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:22 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i look at who is posting in belle and sebastian threads

― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:25 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

sweet connection

Kindly Racist Grandpa

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, August 9, 2019 9:19 AM bookmarkflaglink

I know, I know, it's serious

― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, August 9, 2019 9:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

lol!

Chefskiss.jpg

I swear I must do that with every discrete six-syllable conglomeration I hear/read.

but it's funnier with "kindly racist grandpa" bc it actually is serious

OL, me too (obviously) but with a caveat. The phrase needs to be trochaic. It does not work with iambic phrases.

Trochees: RObot NInja JEsus, ZOmbie MARtin AMis

Iambs: shall I comPARE thee TO, she WALKS in BEAUty LIKE.

(And there begins and ends the usefulness of my degree in English)

the cadence of the iambs