no, i didn't know that the June 2019 US Politics thread was nasty

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Whether or not Trump personally accepts the result of the election is of trivial concern to me. What matters is how many people he can convince he's right and the election was a fraud to the point where they get violent.

The tradition in the USA is to peaceably abide by election results, no matter how suspicious or questionable the results may be. It is so strong a tradition that we had no actual street violence after the 2000 election. That wasn't solely because Gore chose not to incite his followers, but conceded. No one was going to riot on his say-so.

My sense is that Trump doesn't have nearly enough pull with the public to override the 2020 election, if he loses. His allies in Congress only put up with him as a necessary evil. More importantly, there's not one state governor who would take the risk to back him up. Sure, he'd whine, but most of the USA would shrug it off.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

More importantly, there's not one state governor who would take the risk to back him up.

let's remember that Paul LePage was governor of Maine for 8 years, and Kris Kobach didn't miss by much. the GOP produces insane governors at a regular clip

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

they need to do way instain governor

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

The tradition in the USA is to peaceably abide by election results, no matter how suspicious or questionable the results may be, as long as the nominal winner is a representative of the Republican Party.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

Otm

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
3 minutes ago

Washington Post got it wrong, as usual. The U.S. is charging 25% against 250 Billion Dollars of goods shipped from China, not 200 BD. Also, China is paying a heavy cost in that they will subsidize goods to keep them coming, devalue their currency, yet companies are moving to.....

@realDonaldTrump
3 minutes ago

....U.S. in order to avoid paying the 25% Tariff. Like Mexican companies will move back to the United States once the Tariff reaches the higher levels. They took many of our companies & jobs, the foolish Pols let it happen, and now they will come back unless Mexico stops the.....

@realDonaldTrump
3 minutes ago

...travesty that is taking place in allowing millions of people to easily meander through their country and INVADE the U.S., not to mention the Drugs & Human Trafficking pouring in through Mexico. Are the Drug Lords, Cartels & Coyotes really running Mexico? We will soon find out!

so let me get this straight. we will punish mexico for not solving our border problem by imposing tariffs that are good for the united states, because "mexican companies will move back to the united states once the tariff reaches the higher levels"...unless mexico solves our border problem? what?

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

those tariffs sure do sound like win-win-win-wins! you add them and you win, and you take 'em away and you win too! wow!

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

If we tariffed the rest of the world at 100% I'm pretty sure we would have all the money.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

Because the other side don’t care to fight, do they folks? The Democratic Party don’t want to fight for democracy, it’s sad. That’s why I call them the Democrat party. They don’t like it, but that’s okay. That’s okay. We’re gonna keep calling them it anyway! But they don’t want to fight. Won’t fight for this big, beautiful democracy, and won’t fight for, with, their ...your big, beautiful GUNS. We love the second amendment. Some say the best amendment. But the Democrats ...don’t want you to have those guns. Want to take them away. So you won’t be able to fight them.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

Other posters are much better at that than you

El Tomboto, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

Matt Gaetz milkshaked outside town hall meeting in Pensacolahttps://t.co/APFuQmVHQQ

— jordan (@JordanUhl) June 1, 2019

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

shdn't have gone 2 the brew ha ha if he didn't want to get in a tilly

Wow, just saw where this month's title came from. This is truly the dumbest timeline.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 June 2019 04:02 (four years ago) link

Just in to say this thread title is sublime

Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 June 2019 12:00 (four years ago) link

Mr. Sotosyn if you're nasty

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 2 June 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

Trump thinking of nominating a major lunatic to the Fed, who thinks it's Gosplan. She wants to hold a new Bretton Woods conference at Mar-a-Lago and create a gold-linked monetary system. Let's see how this flies with the big boys. https://t.co/MPEAN1DVes via @financialtimes

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) June 1, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 June 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

says it right there on the money though

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

ron paulbots should be pleased?

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link

ha I thought that said God! Something now totally plausible

weren't stephen moore and herman cain also gold standard fans?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

idk its hard to keep with all this bullshit and i have a masters in poli sci

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Sunday, 2 June 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

Ron Paul is/was a fan.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

A return to the gold standard's never going to happen. The economy would throw a piston.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 2 June 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

Trump has pretty much been a daily illustration of what would happen if your crazy loud uncle at Thanksgiving were to become president.

earlnash, Sunday, 2 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

Yep. And mine is dead

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 June 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

skim milk burn!

The Hill reports:

Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) on Sunday said Democrats who support impeaching President Trump should “buy a spine” and do it. But he also said they’d regret it, pointing to polls that show a minority of voters back impeachment.

“Impeachment polls right up there with skim milk with the American people. But my advice to my Democratic friends is, if you want to do it, go hard or go home,” Kennedy said CBS’ “Face the Nation” Sunday. “Go to Amazon, buy a spine. If you’re not going to do it, let us get back to work.”

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 June 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

That's not a bad angle of attack.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 June 2019 02:55 (four years ago) link

Amazon has body parts now?

jmm, Monday, 3 June 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

Only for Ultra-Super Prime subscribers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:02 (four years ago) link

Introducing Prime (TM) Rib

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link

Skimmed milk is unamerican?

Mark G, Monday, 3 June 2019 06:27 (four years ago) link

You can't drink skimmed milk and expect to have a functioning backbone everyone knows that.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 3 June 2019 07:44 (four years ago) link

o fuck trump is hot now, libs completely destroyed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8HCpCZUEAAmuCd.jpg

naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 10:10 (four years ago) link

he’s wearing Eric as a skinsuit

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 3 June 2019 10:54 (four years ago) link

The new visa application forms list a number of social media platforms and require the applicant to provide any account names they may have had on them over the previous five years.

https://www.apnews.com/c96a215355b242e58107c2125c18fc4a

sure fine totally okay

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 3 June 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link

Platform: I Love Music
Username: t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

tim AT kfc.edu

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

how are the visa folks gonna know if i choose not to list a social media account? are they going to undertake a forensic search of every social media platform? how are they gonna know that in addition to my regular twitter handle under my own name i also have an alt where i share my detailed manifestoes on how best to cook and serve every member of trump's cabinet?

naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link

i'm sure google and facebook will be happy to help however they can

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link

they just want an excuse to jail you when they find out you've an unreported ilx sockpuppet to 51 the usual suspects

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

I read that as Visa credit card. There is almost no way they can do a timely search for your social media unless you just suck at using the internet and have everything on full display. They are hoping you will give it all to them voluntarily.

Yerac, Monday, 3 June 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

i think this is probably intended more as a means to expand ways to later deport someone for submitting supposedly misleading/false documents or whatever bullshit.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

exactly

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

or even remove your citizenship later

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

how are the visa folks gonna know if i choose not to list a social media account?

having talked to people who use a bunch of different data sources to aggregate potential customer data, I really assume anyone with enough money to buy bulk data can throw this stuff together

I guess if you've used a different account on a different device that doesn't use wifi, isn't paid for by any account linked to your name, doesn't have gps, has never logged into any website whatsoever other than that account, and uhhh maybe has never opened a web browser to go to anything other than the one site, you may be in the clear

mh, Monday, 3 June 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

This is why I tell people to never put their dob, pob or even full name on any type of social media website.

Yerac, Monday, 3 June 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

can't believe i'm gonna be denied entry to the states because the opsec around my marxist naruto slashfic tumblr wasn't watertight, smdh

Aspen Jortstein (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 June 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Are they expecting to get links to all my long-forgotten livejournal accounts? even TSA don't deserve having to look through that

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

I had to work with Palantir once who was trying to gain access to a bunch of our databases of which I was one of the owners. They just wanted a datadump per the wishes of our company but there was absolutely no rationale about why they needed it or what they would use it for. We refused and eventually, eventually they were like "oh, we don't need it." It was kind of absurd.

Yerac, Monday, 3 June 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

Trump giving speech from Lincoln Memorial steps before fireworks and military flyovers was bad enough, but now of course they’re creating special ticketed only access area for his pals there. I had gone to DC fireworks the last few years, but gonna skip this. Code Pink Group is trying to get permission to fly baby T balloon. I doubt they’ll get approval

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/trump-plans-ticketed-access-area-for-vips-friends-and-family-at-july-4-celebration/2019/06/28/005fd56a-99a4-11e9-8d0a-5edd7e2025b1_story.html

curmudgeon, Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

Trump appeared to think

bullshit

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

gah, I wish the DC 4th fireworks were not awesome so that people would just stay home, but there will be crowds and there will be crowing.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

maybe he'll lose an eye or a finger

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Maybe somebody already linked this?

https://theintercept.com/2019/06/29/concentration-camps-border-detention/

DJI, Saturday, 29 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

good afternoon!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

so Yam met Kim at the NK border and thanked him for not making him "look bad"

the new press secy got bruised in a security kerfuffle

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 June 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

Amazing video of @IvankaTrump trying to butt in to actual world leaders’ conversation and their unconcealable irritation. pic.twitter.com/WuZfWpQpgA

— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) June 30, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 30 June 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

there is one alternate universe out of billions where ivanka is a really cool and nice person despite her upbringing, and i feel sorry for her because she's placed in these insane situations where she has be around political leaders and pretend like she belongs. must be excruciating for her, in that alternative universe. in this one, though, she fakes it til she makes it and later is like 'i architected the fuck out of that greet and meet, j kush'

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

i guess she'll just have to settle for this universe, where she's smoking hot and her dad is the president :(

lumen (esby), Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

Time4FiftyOne

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

esby's not so much out-of-bounds as just annoying and inane. it would be like killing a flea.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

annoying and inane

Oh, and I forgot to say "pointless and without redeeming value".

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

go screw, you dusty farmer's almanac

lumen (esby), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Let he who is without sin

/annoying and inane/

Oh, and I forgot to say "pointless and without redeeming value".

badg, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

tbh yes they probably are just tolerating her in that video, and she does look awkward but this feels a lot like when we try to pretend Trump is "obviously miserable" in a picture where really he's just winding up for a sneeze or something.

Evan, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

esby = SB, do you see? He's askin' for it!

nickn, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

whatever happened to that guy ephpea?

Evan, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

Ahh good old Ephraim P Gilbert

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

wow i didn't know that the June 2019 politics thread was nasty

omar little, Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

It's like esby is Paul Pierce's ass and we're all Michelle Beadle

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 June 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

One of these men is 5'7". The other claims to be 6'3".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-VIDAcWsAErVwy.jpg

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 30 June 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

wgas

brimstead, Sunday, 30 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Kim's on a hoverboard made of bones.

nashwan, Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

vaguely let down that kim wasn’t like ‘sure, i’ll meet you in the dmz. . . with an artillery shell’

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

Trump is tall
Kim wears lifts
jpg: who gives a shit

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

bc it’s funny to imagine the negotiations— sure, you can stand on a box, but you still have to be two inches shorter

i mean the thing he hates most about comey is having to look up at him

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

it's amazing to me that trump insulting the prince's wife before his visit to britain was only a month ago! the history of this era is gonna have to be like 48 volumes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 July 2019 03:06 (four years ago) link

Trump is good at headline-making, but he is rarely history-making.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 July 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link

Trump insulted the prince’s wife?
Finally something positive about him

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 July 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

I don't know how safe for work the title has to be, but "At the risk of stating the obvious, this is horse-sh*t" would be good.

At the risk of stating the obvious, this is horse-sh*t. https://t.co/9YpgVF7qEP

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) June 30, 2019

Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Monday, 1 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

Fox used to rage about Obama being willing to meet with NK without preconditions. Trump goes for a photo op and he's a fuckin genius.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 July 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

😐 pic.twitter.com/A8MM7Cxzf1

— Jim Swift (@JimSwiftDC) June 30, 2019

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 July 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

I don't know how safe for work the title has to be, but "At the risk of stating the obvious, this is horse-sh*t" would be good.


Do it

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 July 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

yeah, I was going to suggest "You know, there aren’t that many ways you’re going to get people to schools" but this is much better.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 1 July 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link


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