(it was you tbqh)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 1 June 2019 03:36 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ZYtli0C.jpg
― na (NA), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
that's maybe half the notifications i've gotten in this chain over the past two days
― na (NA), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link
i'm unbelievably back in the mix at the back of the pack -- it'll be a knife fight in a phone booth for 12th place.
― omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
ive clawed to 3rd/4th ish after autodraft brutalized & left me for dead
― johnny crunch, Friday, 14 June 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link
Not 1 but 2 grand slams today, yes from my team whose only keeper is on the IL with a busted testicle.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 15 June 2019 04:01 (four years ago) link
my team whose only keeper is on the IL with a busted testicle.― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, June 14, 2019 9:01 PM (four days ago)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, June 14, 2019 9:01 PM (four days ago)
Said keeper had surgery to repair said busted testicle and may (?) begin light baseball activities shortly.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
now that i'm not in first place anymore i feel like i'm allowed to complain about how badly my pitching rotation is fucking me
― na (NA), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
some of which was me gambling on streaming options, sure, but my young hotshot pitchers (paddack, strahm, and fried) fell apart and stasburg has had some shitty games recently. on the plus side, darvish has been gradually improving and clevinger just came off the IL, so hopefully that plus verlander will stem the bleeding
― na (NA), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link
Having been in last place all season despite having an across-the-board fine offense I feel that. My best pitcher has been the thoroughly solid #4 guy Mike Minor.
― omar little, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
This is one hell of a trade that's brewing between The Guns of Buxton and Porno for Shapiros. Gutsy move, both of you!
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
Team name I thought of the other day: Acuña Matata
― I am curious (george) (slight return) (WmC), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 21:47 (four years ago) link
My mistake last year was waiting too long to make a deal and push for first. Just hoping Springer comes back as hot as he was before the injury. And stays healthy obviously.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 00:44 (four years ago) link
midseason awards:
NL MVP: Yellich (he ain't javy K)AL MVP: Trout (blast first petit K)NL CY: Ryu (porno for shapiros FA)AL CY: Verlander (he ain't javy FA)NL ROY: Alonso (he ain't javy FA)AL ROY: Vogelbach (porno for shapiros FA)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link
i believe alonso is a keeper for me, i drafted him
― na (NA), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
or is keeper-eligible, i mean. but maybe you mean he was a free agent prior to the draft.
― na (NA), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link
you haven't kept him yet!
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link
sorry for the confusion, i was reading the K/FA as their eligibility, not as their current status. it doesn't matter.
― na (NA), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
Now do gold gloves!
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 June 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link
just an FYI – i accidentally hit the "-" button next to Winkler's name instead of closing the window, and then return because i am dumb and was closing a bunch of windows at once and not paying attention. hence the drop and instant re-add in the transactions.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
THE REMAINDER OF THIS SEASON WILL BE PLAYED UNDER PROTEST
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
if it helps appease the league – everyone can have Winkler for two weeks.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
usually my pitching is great and my hitting is mediocre and this year it's the other way around, i'm averaging 2 pts per pitching category.
― omar little, Thursday, 27 June 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link
dammit! tried to add Petit seconds after Bellinger EscapePlan did!
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 1 July 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link
you have to wake up preeeeetty early to beat me! (5:00pm would suffice)
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 1 July 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link
my blunder was mowing the lawn first.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 1 July 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
pretty satisfied with my blue jays pickups so far, bottom of 43/4, 1 2B, 2 HR
― francisF, Friday, 5 July 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link
omg
― francisF, Friday, 5 July 2019 00:31 (four years ago) link
4/5, 1 2B, 3 HR
― francisF, Friday, 5 July 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link
i drafted that fucker in my other league (for $10) and carried his sub-mendoza ass for two months before dropping him. now this – he's gone in both leagues in seconds. anyways, glad he's hitting and am a big fan of his.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 July 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
might be time to drop Joey Votto :`(
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
Since this league was turned into a keeper league, has there ever been a team with all 5 Keepers on the DL?
Asking for a friend.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 05:17 (four years ago) link
I have inadvertently dismissed Eovaldi, who has been on NA. Looks like he may be becoming closer for the red sox. Will you guys be bros and let me have him after the waiver period? I'll have lost those days anyway, due to my negligence, though i don't know how it happened. cheers, love you
― francisF, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
better yet perhaps commish can place him back on my team? i've just done it
― francisF, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
hey - so i just got back from chicago where i had spotty access to the interwebs. what's up?
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 July 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link
can you drop someone so you have room on your roster? i'll de-drop eovaldi for you and maybe rename your team for lols.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 July 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
Wait... so we can take mulligans now?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 22 July 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
he asked literally right away and i'd done the same for myself when i hit the wrong fucking button earlier, so ya.everyone gets one.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 July 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
but he is going to have to clear space first.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 July 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
good to know...
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 22 July 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
Okay I dropped Cain, who played one game for me in an effort to maybe get a steal, where i'm dead last. Collected I CSThanks Thermo for the help, and yes feel free to change my name to the Mulligans if it makes Al feel better
― francisF, Monday, 22 July 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link
Collected 1* CS that should say
Apparently renaming teams is where my powers end.
Oh well. I don’t think “Nathan Eovaldi #1 Fan Club” would have fit anyways.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
Nate Fellators, hello.anyway, cheers thanks
― francisF, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
Too bad I couldn't get him in time for the game today 40.50 ERA
― francisF, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:15 (four years ago) link
Since I'm on a roll and to appease commish, my new name is Eovaldi: The 4 Seams (cept no punctuation is allowed i guess :/ )
― francisF, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 09:18 (four years ago) link
it took me longer than it shd have, but i get that reference
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
like most our teams – i got no clue.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
Severino coming back as a RP. so no use to me at all this year.
open to offers if anyone wants five years of control on the dude, who will be back as a SP next year.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 25 July 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link
I'm tempted by that ...
My hitters were a combined 1-26 last night but with a .342 OBP.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 27 July 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link