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this is how skynet starts

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, May 31, 2019 12:51 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i got freedom gas in the Capitol cafeteria

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, May 31, 2019 1:03 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gas wants to be free

― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:37 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Buckets were the best thing that ever happened to me ... in this lifetime

― Rick Astley, Monday, June 3, 2018 1:27 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i got the best job that ever happened to me

― Nick Carraway, Wednesday, June 6, 2018 9:22 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the only place i could have a job today is at Walmart

― Mark Twain, Friday, July 2, 2018 18:35 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't have to work tonight

― Joe Biden (Bob Dylan),

Ari (whenuweremine), Saturday, 1 June 2019 03:00 (four years ago) link

i voted for new order but i wonder if i'd be happier if i was the kind of person who'd choose rush

― Trϵϵship, Monday, April 22, 2019 9:36 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't get what you mean by that statement, treeship. There's a lot of joy in New Order's music

― . (Michael B), Monday, April 22, 2019 9:58 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot. You should read the lyrics to the song! That is my favourite song. I like new order and new order is so much better than sigma. and also just look at the artwork, they look like they have been painted by an artist called Jorja Borg. And for the record... new order... I love your lyrics, i can feel it. You really do like new order.

― trinhul, Monday, April 22, 2019 10:01 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What a joke of a question from a girl who doesn't know what she's talking about.

― .(Michael B), Monday, April 22, 2019 12:09 PM (

budo jeru, Saturday, 1 June 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link

i voted for new order but i wonder if i'd be happier if i was the kind of person who'd choose rush

― Trϵϵship, Monday, April 22, 2019 9:36 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't get what you mean by that statement, treeship. There's a lot of joy in New Order's music

― . (Michael B), Monday, April 22, 2019 9:58 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just in case something like this came up again:

I don't get what you mean by that statement, treeship. There's a lot of joy in New Order's music

Kamikazes

Kamikazes

Kamikazes

The Furies

budo jeru, Saturday, 1 June 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link

i voted for new order but i wonder if i'd be happier if i was the kind of person who'd choose rush

― Trϵϵship, Monday, April 22, 2019 9:36 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't get what you mean by that statement, treeship. There's a lot of joy in New Order's music

― . (Michael B), Monday, April 22, 2019 9:58 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's about finding love that's the problem

― Mark C., Monday, April 22, 2019 10:20 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

budo jeru, Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:05 (four years ago) link

I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot

Perfect AI-generated ILM post.

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:08 (four years ago) link

revisited this the other day and it's def my favorite radiohead album after in rainbows. the subduedness of it allows them to breach a different atmosphere than their records usually occupy, especially the way their interplay sometimes takes on the tremble and glow of a campfire on "desert island disk" and "present tense," instruments flickering gently against an enormous darkness. i love that they lined up all the most intense songs in the middle, and the sequencing overall is p outstanding, it makes each song feel like a doorway to the next
track, the whole concept of the album. you don't find much of their other material like here, except maybe the opening track "moves on / and on" which sounds like a guitar-powered chorus; the sound effects and percussion seem like it came from a car or something, a really ominous effect going on for some reason. it's so very atmospheric and reminds me of this scene in the film "a man in black", "you just have to step inside them and you're already in them" i can't remember anything in here that resembles any of this music, and if this album comes anywhere close to the sonic richness of this movie, it will probably be the most enjoyable. at least for someone who likes atmospheric rock: not like a ton of bands that might have a bunch of nice stuff to listen to but don't

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 3 June 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

voting for "creep," love the part where the guitar goes chugga... chugga chugga... chuggachugga... oh yeah, chuggachugga... (lots) It's like he's singing a song all on his own. I'm sure he would do it if somebody said they saw him doing it. And that's when we were like, "Oh my God! This guy can do these!" He's always been really, really, really good. If nobody was listening to the music when he was growing up, no one would know what it was! When you look back, I think he's had these kind of successes.

So, is it hard to watch the whole thing fade?

Yeah, you know, you kind of miss it. It makes me feel bad that people are feeling sorry for the guy who was born this way…

That's right. I mean, you see guys get married, you know, and their kid finds out and is like, Wow, wow. It's really hard to watch... you feel like you're not helping him anyway. It's like, "What's gonna happen to him? What are we gonna do with him after he gets married? He's gonna go back to being a man on the street!"

One of your songs is about having

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link

I understand what you're saying, but I don't necessarily agree with it. First of all, I think to say that Pablo Honey is "pathologically hook-averse", especially when comparing it to Radiohead's later work, is painfully harsh, particularly as Kid A was only released just in time for Black Mirror and thus a whole lot of the buzz about the album will have worn off by then. Secondly, Honey's songs would have been more akin to Jonny Greenwood's, especially in the sense that they were built around a concept of identity and an inability to really get away from it. The second song here is a particularly notable example, one that I know a fair few people will find surprising and maybe upsetting: "I Don't Know Why" uses a song that's about the possibility of losing your identity with what we associate with death to a song about being trapped in a room with no escape, and this is perhaps what a lot of people take to be the most frightening thing about the album: that it takes the notion of death as something that must be faced and forced upon us from the start. Not least because the album's title (and particularly "Oblivion", which is a reference to a poem by Theodor Adorno, perhaps the greatest philosopher alive today) echoes his own experience on dying, which made him especially wary of letting go and letting

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

vast improvement imo, would also very much like to read the Theodor Adorno poem

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

new display name, thx

Theodor Adorno, perhaps the greatest philosopher alive today (morrisp), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link

man who gives a shit, i barely believed both records would come out when he announced them, and now i've had to sit through all the shit to watch the video and hear this for the first time. I'm not just going to sit down and listen to this shit for the first time, im almost going to eat my own fuckin' feet and shit. Also, in case anyone was wondering, i'm gonna be listening to this for my next album (i haven't started writing it yet, i've got some more songs recorded before this shit comes out) and it really sucks to listen to it from start to finish, no matter how good it is!

This album sounds amazing, and the new stuff is awesome too. A great deal of my favorite stuff sounds like it could have been influenced by D.R.A.M. and his solo music, which is so great too. One last word of encouragement; i'm going to watch the second video for this song while i'm listening to this so i can compare it and see how similar the vocals sound! And it's really fuckin' incredible! This album sounds amazing, and the new stuff is awesome too. A great deal of my favorite stuff sounds like it could have been influenced by D.R.A.M. and his solo music, which is so great too. One last word of encouragement; i'm going

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

Couldn't resist one more from the Pablo Honey thread:

Surprisingly, we haven't done this yet. I'd like to think that we're now at a point in time that people have calmed their tits regarding this band to the point where we can now discuss this record not for what it isn't (yeah, we all know that Radiohead made other albums after this) but for what it is, but for what it is - which is actually a good to very good alternative rock record played by a band that even at this stage were better musicians and had more talent than many in the oversaturated world of '90s alternative rock. While we don't have to be reminded of this, that there were better, older bands like Foo Fighters that had more influence on the scene than us; we do now know that this '90s alt rock album was a success for Radiohead, and they have their work cut out for them to have even another half dozen or so releases in the '90s. Their album is not merely just another album from them, but another '90s alt rock album that stands above the rest, even in their own era. I'm glad that this is the case because it seems like every album that they've released since has failed to fulfill that potential, and I'd like to think that this is something that they realize now, which would take them quite a bit more time to fix.

dorsalstop, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

Time is an illusion, both in house music and also local bus timetable news.

saer, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

Congratulations to all bosses who persisting with 4-4-2, delivering svelte bangers into the box, reducers onto fancy dans and big joy to friends and compatriots in the away end. bank account 0 vibey 2 3,876,422,914,717 5.2 11.4 14,828,078,945 5.1 17.8 8,771,819,878 5.0 21.9 8,735,927,996 5.0 12.7 6,969,869,936 5.0 17.4 8,647,099,938 5.0 12.1 6,848,072,937 5.0 16.1 8,544,081,922 4.9 12.3 6,735,927,996 4.9 12.1 6,917,922,947 4.9 12.1 6,986,927,996 4.9 11.9 6,817,821,872 4.8 11.3 6,664,927,996 4.8 11.3 6,547,081,947 4.8 12.0 6,686,927,996 4.8 11.3 6,

saer, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

Ex Bayer Leverkusen and Motherwell winger Topper serving up the assists for penalty box praxis and half time shandies.

A side whose only goal of the night came in the 84th minute courtesy of a lovely ball by Adam Morgan to bring down a ball from David Ospina, a well-worked effort from Schick and a fine cross from Kjaergaard all combined to turn the match on its head.

Kjæger's man of the match appearance at the death was an effort that was well headed by the German but was well blocked by a good save from keeper Tom Vucinic to preserve the victory.

Stoke City (2-0-4-3): Schill; McAleney, Ospina, Schick, Alderweireld, Darmian (Adomah 66); Schick, Morgan, Ospina (Bertrand 89), Kjaergaard, Kabasele, Kjaergaard (Borjan 65); Johnson, Gabbidon.

Subs Not Used: Ospina, Ospina.

Booked: Gabbidon (65).

Goals: Kjaergaard 13.

Att: 19,500

Ref: Sören Krzyzewski

TV: BT Sport Goal.

saer, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

Best title for an actual Aerosmith bootleg

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD
BIG-MAMMED WOMAN
PROFITABLE EMOTION
A LITTLE FUCK OF SANITY
EAT THE FUCKIN RICH
PUMPIN´ MY TRASH
TAKE YOUR BRA OFF
HARD NOX & DIRTY SOX
GET A FUCKIN' LAST
PUMP-ACTION
GET YOUR LEAD OUT MAMA!
GET THE HEAVENLY LIPS OFF...
EXOTIC, NEUROTIC, YOU GOT IT!
EROTIC DREAMS
TOXIC GRAFFITI

REVOLUTIONARY MULTI-PIECE
I'M SO STUCK FOR IT
SODALAND STARDUST
YOU GOT TO GET OFF!

E-MAIL THE REVEALER

The Best Metal In The World IS...

A METAL BANGING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

E-MAIL THE REVEALER AT

If this is the album everyone's really looking for and you're waiting until you get your hands on it, you should look like a fucking douche to the person making the album and/or the studio workers who did it.

That guy is an actual fucking douche.

MaresNest, Monday, 10 June 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

YOU GOT TO GET OFF!

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 10 June 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

It's a lot darker and rougher than Avril's or Hilary's. And she's not shy with it; rams the raw throat right into you with her thick voice. You think she's singing a different song now: "I want to be like him (that guy with the big cock), I want to be like him (that guy with the big cock) — but I'm not, I'm just here to please you." That one doesn't really leave you feeling satisfied with how it's going to go. A couple of songs back she had a song on where she sings, "There are girls that love me even though I'm not wearing a bra," you think? That's what you should be feeling, but instead of feeling good, she goes, "There are girls that really do like me even though I'm not wearing a bra." Her new song is less about you and more about her. And you're so happy to be one of the guys she can fuck, because she seems to take it in stride and just accept it, whereas you want to make her regret it. I mean come on. Look, the woman wants to be taken on a roller coaster, and that really is what it feels like when you fuck her like this. Now you haven't heard a song more sexually suggestive, so whoa. Anyway, back to that song for a

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

oh no!

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 13 June 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

feel this Transformer person has some issues to work through

me and you and a resinous goo (seandalai), Saturday, 15 June 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

The distant echo
Of faraway voices boarding faraway trains
To take them home to
The ones that they love and who love them forever
The glazed, dirty steps, repeat my own and reflect my thoughts
Cold and uninviting, partially naked
Except for toffee wrappers and this morning's paper
Mr. Jones got run down
Headlines of death and sorrow, they tell of tomorrow
Madmen on the rampage
And I'm down in the tube station at
10 in the morning
That's the scene of a tragedy just moments ago
Like this one and all, with no choice but to believe
That if it wasn't for the pain of losing my child, I might have a full life again
With me, without him, I guess I still have two
I'd be sitting on the train with tears streaming down my face
And as the sun falls over the trees, I watch from a distance
And a voice says in my head "I love you too."

MaresNest, Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

Those Aerosmith bootleg lines could be Mike Patton lyrics.

earlnash, Sunday, 16 June 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link


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