shit or get off the pot time

ok what have we learned

Joe Biden will defeat Donald Trump in 2020, 39 to 10

there are ten asshole trolls on ilx

This was a binding vote and those ten votes will be counted

51 people decided not to vote. there are 100 of us

this means that anarchy once again rules for the next 100 years *guitar solo*

km as always i thank u for yr valuable analyses

ok what next. thinkin biden vs clinton but what would that tell us?

biden vs clinton lacks both story arc and box office appeal. maybe further down the card but not a main event match up, try boris vs farage?

i meant bill

Can we do Andrew Jackson vs Trump?

whats the movement against jackson looking like on twitter

hes cancelled

Another distant member of the Irish diaspora iirc.

correct:
Jackson's father was born in Carrickfergus, County Antrim, in current-day Northern Ireland, around 1738.[5] Jackson's parents lived in the village of Boneybefore, also in County Antrim. His paternal family line originated in Killingswold Grove, Yorkshire, England.[6]

jackson seems to be the only thing that ever happened to boneybefore (including napoleon)

A+ place name.

dont make me tap the pot little lady

joe biden sucks ass

did u vote?

Thread feels like the product of extreme sleep deprivation tbh

extreme interest deprivation

That’s natural

4:35 a.m. and then maybe again a little closer to 9.

.@JoeBiden in Ottumwa, Iowa: "I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America — we're going to cure cancer."

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) June 11, 2019

ok biden is good now.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyXsruCqD06flw0-_VGrE4DbhZEaTn37piPDICEJwJRtX4DGZlZw

which one of them is shit and which one is get off the pot?

finding which is which is simply a process of elimination

you can both shit and get off the pot if you just shit your pants.

Here is Biden’s answer when I asked why he’s so confident that the Republicans who blocked the Obama-Biden agenda wouldn’t just block the Biden agenda if he beat Trump. pic.twitter.com/QKsRy3XdL3

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 11, 2019

what was trump's

shit or get off the thinks pot

last time we saw anyone struggle this badly with the reasonable SOGOTP demand was elvis imo

tonight on SOGOTP

This is not the toiletry thread I had expected.

/alegggguinessvoice

Joe Bidet vs Donald Dump

triden bump

Did we get this sorted yet?

wrong options it turned out.

anyone want to run the new one?

i choose to shit then get off the pot, like a normal human

― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:03 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

me otm

wait, we're allowed to leave the pot?

you can check out any time, but you can never shit

welcome to the joketell california

For Watt now found himself in the midst of things which, if they consented to be named, did so as it were with reluctance. And the state in which Watt found himself resisted formulation in a way no state had ever done, in which Watt had ever found himself, and Watt had found himself in a great many states, in his day. Looking at a pot, for example, or thinking of a pot, at one of Mr. Knott's pots, of one of Mr. Knott's pots, it was in vain that Watt said, Pot, pot. Well, perhaps not quite in vain, but very nearly. For it was not a pot, the more he looked, the more he reflected, the more he felt sure of that, that it was not a pot at all. It resembled a pot, it was almost a pot, but it was not a pot of which one could say, Pot, pot, and be comforted. It was in vain that it answered, with unexceptionable adequacy, all the purposes, and performed all the offices, of a pot, it was not a pot. And it was just this hairbreadth departure from the nature of a true pot that so excruciated Watt. For if the approximation had been less close, then Watt would have been less anguished. For then he would not have said, This is a pot, and yet not a pot, no, but then he would have said, This is something of which I do not know the name. And Watt preferred on the whole having to do with things of which he did not know the name, though this too was painful to Watt, to having to do with things of which the known name, the proven name, was not the name, any more, for him. For he could always hope, of a thing of which he had never known the name, that he would learn the name, some day, and so be tranquillized. But he could not look forward to this in the case of a thing of which the true name had ceased, suddenly, or gradually, to be the true name for Watt. For the pot remained a pot, Watt felt sure of that, for everyone but Watt. For Watt alone it was not a pot, any more.

next edition due soon

may consider write-in submissions but rn two possibilities:

tories
starmer
the actual devil

trump
berniebros
the actual devil

bernie starmer

fitting dn for this thread

trve

voters should have to provide a stool sample to check for drugs, toilet in every voting booth