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jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Sorry, forgot that wouldn't be break. I will ask for cleanup.

jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat

The woman with the hat and gloves
Biking with him to the bank to have lunch
I get caught in a hail of bullets
Shiny guns and the smell of burning gas
He's a hero
I gotta go to the library
To find the man with a face like a lion
And get all those books on life in the American past
Trying to make sense of this world
The guy who gave them away
Is a cop from the neighborhood watch
I think of the city I grew up in
We're gonna burn these people down
We're gonna kick their ass
We're gonna tear down these walls
They're gonna come down the steps
And they'll turn up the volume
When those kids see them
They'll want to kill themselves
I'm sick of it
I'm sick of living in this bitch
Don't know where we got a problem
The little girl inside it
You might have been right
I got a lot that I'm sorry for
Can't get over it I'm sick and tired of seeing your faces
They can call me when it rained
Sometimes I wake up and it's raining
I got to get over it

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

fed some academic abstracts into these and its pretty amazing what it can produce

flopson, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

Been a long time since I rock and roll
Been a long time since I did the stroll
Ooh lemme get back lemme get back lemme get
back
Oh boy lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back
I'm like
Ooh lemme stay at home and listen to your music
Get back on your ass and leave the rest to my daughter
I'm like a kid in a candy store
Don't be scared, I've seen ya before I bet
Ooh lemme keep your mouth shut or I'll go through your clothes I'm just joking
Ooh lemme don't give me that 'cause I'm here to tell you
Ooh lemme be good and never look back
Ooh lemme be happy, because I'll keep you as my wife
Ooh lemme be proud, because I'm all that's needed. Ooh lemme be glad
Ooh lemme be free that I'm here for you
I'm like a dog that just can't stop eating
Hey you you're such a good dog you keep me company
Let me see that sweet feeling again
Let me touch it like a magnet
What is it that keeps me all this

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

Fathers be good to your daughters
daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into
brothers
they will become brothers for everyone
when your wife sleeps with them you are really his father
your father and wife will be good neighbors in the woods
and boys will become brothers for their whole life.
And it has been said that the Lord will bless you if you do so on your first visit to the Lord and to every other man who finds the Lord through your daughters. And if your first visit and visit the other neighbors is the Lord
then you are blessed that you are on your way to become brothers with all men. They say, `There came a great king to our house' and he gave them five sons and daughters, and he said, `Do your duty, brothers, and follow me!' (Rev 15:15-16) And now you know that when you ask for the blessing of your brothers, it is the Lord that will bless you and turn you from one of love's lusts, and a mother that is faithful will be blessed as I too was blessed when my brothers became my fathers.
2. Love not to speak ill of any one. But love to keep silence until there is the occasion for it.
1. Love to keep silence
1. Love to keep silence
love to keep silence until there is the occasion for it

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to
be born, a time to die
I am reborn
A wave of power burst forth from my body, sweeping my enemies aside with its immense strength.
I could feel it approaching from off screen. After only a single wave of strength, I could feel every single enemy within my line of sight.
The next thing I can think about is not being able to control my mana, but it is something I will never forget.
It was probably a few days later, after the battle against the demon king, but I think I knew when to call the police.
I heard the police report that the demon king had attacked the capital of my country and my country had been attacked by the demons.
When I was investigating the scene, there were many buildings and people. I ran towards the back and saw those who had died that day. When I looked closer, I realized that two of them that were left were my parents.
I will be reincarnated here.
The next thing that I can decide is if I should give up drinking this time
The next thing I can decide is that I must start drinking again
I drank all the blood from my father because my mother would be so furious if we did

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and

Take me to the beach
Buy me a bottle of sangria
Take me outside to the beach
Take me inside to the crowd
Take me out to the beach
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me out to the crowd
Take me back to that night
Take me to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me out to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me out to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me outside to the crowd
Take me home to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn'
I just can't take it back
This isn't what I thought would happen
I can't stop it
I'm stuck inside all of this, this is it
Don't hate on me, I'm just normal
I'm just normal
Don't hate on me, I'm just normal
And there were two women who went through that, who made us get out of that house one by one
They made me take off all my clothes, we had to take this big step, you know?
I went out there to see my dad's wedding and had the whole day off from work. When I got home I did not feel well, I started to get sick.
All I could think about was

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Huh, I don't remember that part.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Happy Parliament 1624
Useless Parliament 1625
Short Parliament 1640 Apr
Long Parliament 1640 Nov
Oxford Parliament 1644
Long Parliament (2) 1645
Rump Parliament (1) 1648
Barebones Parliament 1653 Dec

Rump Parliament (1) 1655
Useless Parliament 1655
Void Parliament 1700
Rump Parliament (2) 1702
Long Parliament (1) 1715
Parliament of the Crown 1707
Spartacus Parliament 1709
Witchcraft Parliament 1717
Trial of Kings 1723 Apr
Alderman of England 1725
Odds of England 1728
The Duke of Newcastle 1732
Forsaken Lands 1736
King's Parliament of England 1736
Spartacus Parliament 1752
Rump Parliament 1754
Parliament of the Crown (4) 1756
Long Parliament (2) 1757
The House of Commons of England 1760
Parliament of the Crown (5) 1761
House of Commons of England (1) 1767
House of Representatives of England 1774
Parliament of England 1778
Spartacus Parliament (1) 1780
Parliament of the Crown (3) 1787
Parliament of North Yorkshire 1793
House of Lords 1798
Parliament of England 1800

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO
iced tea

This scenario is incredibly traumatizing and deeply confusing to us as a community.

There is no way an adult or child could possibly think this is actually consensual.

There is very no way this is not some kind of sexual intercourse.

The person drinking alcohol is currently in their thirties and possibly has a child currently

They are drinking because when they had sexual intercourse earlier in the day, no one noticed.

mick signals, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a

Don't say I won't
No, please, I can't go
That's all there is to it
And the raindrops will come down again... (No, I won't )
It's like this...no matter what you think
There's only one thing left
Not with a bang but with a
Don't say I won't
No, please, I can't go
... (Sorry, I'm just out of time)
That's it...

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

Franklin D. Roosevelt
Harry S. Truman
Dwight D. Eisenhower Nixon
John F. Kennedy
Lyndon B. Johnson
Lyndon B. Johnson
Richard M. Nixon
Gerald R. Ford
Jimmy Carter
Ronald Reagan
George Bush
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush
Barack Obama
Donald J. Trump

Bernie Sanders
Erik Prince
Richard Branson
Hewlett Packard
Hilton Worldwide
Billionaire investor Bill Gates
Bill Gates billionaire tech billionaire CEO Bill Gates
Nerdy billionaire venture capitalist Sergey Brin
Rockefeller
Eugene H. Smith
Stephen Sondheim
Stephen Sondheim
Tatianna
Steve Jobs
Thomas Edison
Cameron Todd Lincoln
Thomas Edison
Marlon Brando
Bill Gates billionaire philanthropist and philanthropist
Marlon Brando
William Randolph Hearst billionaire newspaper man Carl B. Hearst
Carl B. Hearst philanthropist
John D. Rockefeller
John D. Rockefeller
John D. Rockefeller philanthropist
John D. Rockefeller
Boris Johnson
Darrell Hammond, Jr.
Boris Johnson
George P. Bush - son
George H.W. Bush - son
J.D. Kennedy
J.D. Kennedy
Herman Cain
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

flopson, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb angel boy
In the doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy and tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
You had hands girl boy and steel boy
You had chemicals boy, I've grown so close to you, boy
And you just groan boy, she said, "come over, come over"
She smiled at you boy

Bella, you just loved your father

When he was dead, you were her

But you couldn't keep him away now, son, I know you cry

When we die you'll cry for me, you'll cry for me, but you never cried

It feels like you are a stranger to me

But you're one of the family now

It feels so good to know that you don't have to

I hear you crying at night, don't cry boy

But you are all there, man, boy

Baby, look at me you are all right, baby

I will never leave you I will never lose you boy

I have a feeling I know who you really are boy, son

So I'm gonna make it official now

I'm bringing him over to my room boy

You like that, boy? Because I want to tell him,

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. As I was doing this in my dream, I felt something come out of my chest… It looked like something had been pushed into the wall behind me, it was like a heavy weight and I was pushed forward… My foot slipped. I turned to see I was standing, looking up at the window of the car. I couldn't see if it was an angel or an Devil. I couldn't even tell if the two were laughing… That was when I noticed it… The image was coming into my head. It wasn't a clear image but it seemed like a devil… But I didn't remember anything about before.

When we got to the car, the doctor came over. I told him I had had a nightmare but didn't know why. He said something to my wife. My wife was upset about what the doctor had said, and told us she felt that my nightmares, which had been taking years, were now making things harder for us. She wanted me to take the sleeping pill again. I replied that they could try a combination of them.

My wife was upset, but I told her, I didn't mind the medication, but I needed some more help. She went to see me later that night and I went to work the next morning

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

Shaquille O'Neal ordered Chicken McNuggets one night. A move he would forever regret.

O'Neal said the food was good and he enjoyed the meal, but he was shocked when the waiter handed him one of his favorite sandwich wraps and it was not breaded at all but chicken covered in bacon.

"It was just disgusting. I was mad," O'Neal said. "That's when I told him if it wasn't breaded at all then it should have been a hamburger and not a chicken nugget."

Burgers do not exist in Oklahoma.

"That was something where I don't care what anyone thinks, not people who think 'We eat pork, so how are they eating the chicken nuggets?'" O'Neal said, his voice rising again.

The rest of the restaurant, a short distance down Main Street in Oklahoma City, would also have been considered the city's "no offense burger court."

A local reporter who visited the restaurant said it was "tasteless."

"You couldn't believe it was bacon," said Sam Waring, 29. "I don't understand it at all. It tasted like chicken in a sandwich that didn't even come with bread on it."

On Tuesday, an Oklahoma City television station revealed there was a fried chicken sandwich in the restaurant

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

The devil uses only single-ply toilet tissue. It was so simple I was able to work out my own method of doing the same thing with a different tissue. So here we have a single sheet used to roll a towel roll of toilet paper.

We then used a tissue from a roll that our toilet paper came from and the same procedure is repeated.

Once I've achieved a perfect rolling result, it takes about 15 minutes each time, but you need to be in the shower immediately afterwards to complete the roll. This means doing all your toilet roll maintenance and maintenance once every five minutes or so.

My Method

First remove the toilet roll from the towel by cutting with a knife.

Then simply rub any remaining tissue on the surface, leaving it there for a few moments, just to see whether it's still working.

When the toilet roll is completely clean remove it, again rub any excess tissue on the surface where it's rubbing, so as to check that the tissue is still being properly rubbed.

Once all you've got is the single sheet of tissue, use a tissue to roll it up and place it over your toilet paper in the direction opposite from the direction you want it to roll towards, this gives the shape a little more to look like a toilet roll. If you've done the same thing with multiple sheets, I use several sheets at

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

Q. Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

A. Maybe. Not really. It is bad enough that he is always surrounded by naked women, especially with his father. But if something good happens while he is being watched—his diaper changing, or your hand stroking his hair—it can be even more damaging. A baby might think, "It is my fault for being naked. Maybe it's fine to see me." In fact, seeing you naked for an extended period of time will leave a baby psychologically damaged.

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link

I think I've found another goldmine:

VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: They call it "
Half Pounder."
JULES: Fuck, it's a good name. They always say "Half Pounder" in the movie.
VINCENT: It's like when people get old and they say things about when the first thing that makes them feel better is when they get a new toy that says "Half Pounder. I got a big toy, we've got to build a half pounder." It's ridiculous, this fucking joke. We always say things like "Boris used to have this funny shit" or "The shit's really bad" or whatever, but all these characters are just fucked up. The fucking movie isn't funny. It's sick.
JULES: Yeah it's sad, we can understand why they'd be afraid that your character's got such a small dick that his name is Half Pounder.
VINCENT: That's my character.

VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: They call it "A Special Case."
JULES: What the fuck did you two talk about?
VINCENT: I didn't talk about anything.
JULES: Well...
VINCENT: I'm just gonna go ahead and take a dump in plain view, okay?
JULES: You think that'll do?
VINCENT: If I don't want to get caught, I'm gonna stand right next to you.
JULES: Alright.
VINCENT: So, now I gotta go.
JULES: That's a little strange.
VINCENT: Oh, yeah. It ain't like I wanna go in front of your whole fucking group, OK?
JULES: I wouldn't want to stand next to you, but what do you want to do?
VINCENT: I want to get in your head and talk.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

Q. Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

Don't misunderstand the question. Aint about something more sinister.

I mean if the baby (under one year) happens to be in the same room...
sitting in their baby-chair on the floor...staring into space or at you....there's no-one else in the house and won't be for hours....
you're bored and restless...you haven't watched that film you downloaded yet....sure it's uncomfortable, but is it wrong bad, wrong, or just okay?

A. Yes! Here's why...

Your baby doesn't know you are doing this to him....you know he is thinking:

Hey, baby, does daddy want to fuck me or what?

(If he is doing this too much)

Oh, that's silly. If he does, well.....then why not turn your attention back to his face and butt and not on your face- you know....do this so he can see what it's like for you both.

Yes, baby, do it for fun. It may not be the most exciting/fun/completer sex thing you do, but hey, just do it! (And for extra enjoyment, you should do it with a couple of friends if they have a baby

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

On candystripe legs the Spiderman comes
Softly in the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed

So I was sitting quietly on my couch
And watched the television
When I heard the door buzz open.
Come on in darling, come on in!
I know you're just trying to relax
But the spider still won't leave the apartment

The spider still won't leave the apartment

It's too late to tell

The girl and the kid are just sitting

Trying their best

And they're not trying at all

You wanna know if our baby would ever forgive

The spider still won't leave the apartment

It's too late to tell

The girl and the kid are just sitting

Trying their best

And they're not trying at all

But don't worry darling, it'll be over soon

The spider still won't leave the apartment

It's too late to tell

The girl and the kid are just sitting

Trying their best

And they're not trying at all

Then you're a real friend

Then a real brother you say

But you're my brother now

Now you're my sister that I love

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

REMIX:

On candystripe legs the Spiderman comes
Softly in the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed

But all in vain, I must fight

You, I believe in my heart

God knows where, I know your heart

No sooner sees me on the street than I leave you

And we shall always be together

But one night in the very place to live

How shall we be the same

The spider man is always on our side

He always holds our hand

The spiderman is always on our side

He always holds our hand

It's the way of the spiderman.

But you and your web

It's the way of the spiderman

It's the way of the spiderman

I'll always be with you, and I'll always be with you

The spider man is always on our side

He always holds our hand

No, no, no, no, I can't let go of you

I can't let you go

He never gives up, never gets tired

He never gives up. You are the light of his life

We see now your face we see now your face

What is your joy as

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

Seriously, there's a weirdly high hit ratio with this one. Almost every iteration has been largely good-to-great:

VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: They call it
"A Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris."
JULES: "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris"?
VINCENT: This is my little way of saying that one guy named "Johnny" got bored with the French Quarter Pounder's because he could get a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris.
JULES: What's an American Quarter Pounder?
VINCENT: An American Quarter Pounder is a fancy pastry with a quarter stuck on top and then you fry up in the oven and you are served with a slice of french toast, fried onions, mayonnaise and a side of lettuce.
JULES: What the hell are you talking about?
VINCENT: This is my little way of saying that it takes someone with a little passion but no money to go to Paris to buy a Quarter Pounder and get his own way.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link

That might be the best one so far.

MarkoP, Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

I don't know, unregistered has also hit a gold mine

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

I meant of the Jules and Vincent exchanges, not of everything.

MarkoP, Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

ah gotcha

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

From the play "An American Quarter Pounder in Paris"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

Dialogue works well

Hartman: [discovers that Lawrence had his footlocker unlocked] Jesus H. Christ. Private Pyle! WHY is your footlocker unlocked?
Lawrence: Sir, I don't know, sir!
Hartman: Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is a unlocked footlocker, you know that, don't you?!
Lawrence: Sir, yes, sir!
Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't any thievery in this world, would there?!

Lawrence: [to Hartman] You sure I won't hurt you, Hartman?
Hartman: Don't talk so, son. Don't be foolish; you've had plenty of time to get your shit together.
Lawrence: Oh, my brother! I can't wait for tomorrow!!
Lawrence leaves Hartman, and walks up the stairs with his penis erect in his hand. He holds his hand in front of him and smiles, which causes Hartman to grin nervously from ear to ear. Hartman then steps towards it and pushes it up and down inside the butt of the phone. A moment later, his hand is up but there's no sound from it and the phone is completely empty and useless.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

that escalated quickly

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link

Robert James Smith (born 21 April 1959) is an English singer, songwriter, musician, and record producer. He is the lead singer, guitarist, multi-instrumentalist, primary songwriter, and only continuous member of the rock band the Cure, which he co-founded in 1976. He was also

A singer & songwriter;

An author of books, including No Ordinary Day, A Night With The Cure, No Ordinary House, The Cure: The Musical, A Cure For Madness, and The Cure: The Story. He has won four Grammys for The Cure album The Cure: A Cure For Madness. He worked in the creative departments for bands such as the Eagles, The Byrds, The Who, and Fleetwood Mac, and co-founded a music and theatre firm.

Smith's best-known work is with the band The Cure in 1977, where he sang the hit song "The Only One", and was the sole original member to produce the album. Although he retired from acting after the band's final tour because of injuries from a falling tree branch, many of his lyrics remain.

Smith's career in music, although brief, inspired generations of artists, including Brian Eno. He has won six Grammy Awards for writing and performing live music, as well as co-writing songs for film such as The Lord Of The Rings

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

Susan Janet Ballion, known professionally as Siouxsie Sioux (born 27 May 1957), is an English singer, songwriter, musician and producer. She is best known as the lead singer of the alternative rock band Siouxsie and the Banshees (1976–1996) and

she is a member of the American folk-rock band KISS, also known as the "Kiss" band.

Quotes [ edit ]

[ about a year before death ] I think I might've had a heart attack. Not just the type of heart attack that causes death - there was actually a heart attack that's been attributed to me. I remember sitting there for probably about half an hour or something and I suddenly started getting out of breath and started having a hard time breathing. So what I took in was something that might be due to my age - which was only 26 as far as I've been aware. So what I was finding was that I had a stroke, as did every person my age. It was quite remarkable and was something that was actually very distressing. But that was all, really, from what I could tell.

[ about the death of a close friend ] I wish we could have gone down there more. I knew that had actually happened to several friends. It doesn't take a lot to get in my way of a song but it just makes you

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

Steven Patrick Morrissey (born 22 May 1959), known mononymously as Morrissey, is an English singer, songwriter, and author. He came to prominence as the frontman of the rock band the Smiths, which was active from 1982 to 1987. Since then, he has

won two Grammys and is nominated for another one every year. He wrote several popular songs, like "Cigarettes for the People" and "The Great Dictator's Theme". This collection, written between 2000 and 2007 but released in 2001, includes lyrics from the songs performed live on stage of the Smiths concerts in 2006 at Hyde Park Theatre (London).

Morrissey also has a film career. In 2011, he recorded his own documentary The World at Night, but it was never released. In 2012, he released the first volume of his Songbooks, a collection of songs he wrote and recorded between 1989 and 1994. Since then, the book has been in private production.

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:24 (four years ago) link

Kamaal Ibn John Fareed (born Jonathan William Davis; April 10, 1970), better known by his stage name Q-Tip, is an American rapper, record producer, singer, actor and DJ. Nicknamed The Abstract, he is noted for his innovative

soundscapes, his rhymes and his dance moves. Q-Tip's breakthrough single "Dirty South" was a Top 10, Top 20

and sold over 25 million copies around the world. A member of Wu-Tang Clan,

Q-Tip has also been featured on the hit album

(2008)

. The song also became the top

Kali album.

Wu-Tang Clan: Wu-Tang Clan: The Wu-Tang Clan

and Q-Tip are currently working on their sixth album together.

Q-Tip is one of the most successful solo

repertory artists.

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

André Lauren Benjamin (born May 27, 1975),[1] better known by his stage name André 3000 (formerly Dre), is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, musician, record producer, actor, and dancer best known for being part of hip hop duo Outkast alongside fellow rapper Big Boi. As an actor,

Believes he is "more of an entertainer than an actor" and can act "a little bit faster and punch a little harder."[1] He is married to his wife,

Eun B. Kim, born October 10, 1993, and has two children: Kasey Lee and David Lee.[2] He is also an actor, singer, and actor of various animated programs:

Troy Aikman

Brett Favre

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Randy Moss

C.J. Mosley

Kerry Washington

Steve Nash

Miguel "Lil" Wayne

Chris Brown

Chad "I'm with you" Jackson

Maddox

Justin Timberlake

Kevin Nash

Gwyneth Paltrow

Reece Shearsmith

Mason Tatum

Logan Marshall-Green

Justin Timberlake

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

I don't know what happened with that last one

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

Dale: Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.
Robert: We literally have never done any of those things.

Dale: I just don't think there is any reason why we should. Robert takes him by the arm. (The rest laughs.)
Robert: How are you not a cop?
Dale: (in a deep voice) I'm a farmer, and he's an officer here. It's not like we're living with you guys.
Robert sighs and reaches to take his hand. And he puts it there.
"Hey, Dale."
Dale: I need a lift home. Robert leans back and leans in for a kiss, then sits up on the curb and holds him. Robert slowly leans in again. They kiss for a bit until Robert's arms are around Dale's neck. He kisses back and hugs them both tight. After a while he pulls out his cellphone and dials. "Hey, Dale!" "Hi."

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link

Confirmed members of So Solid Crew

Lisa Maffia
Romeo
Carl Morgan
MC Harvey
G-Man
Kaish
Oxide & Neutrino
DJ Swiss
Megaman
Asher D
A.M. SNiPER

Nick Siegel
Ozone
Jack Sleeves
Waffle
Doomin
Sonic the Hedgehog (Original)
Trevor Sama (Older Version)
Henderson Sabin (Old Version)
Kirby (Older Version)
T-Man
Roland
Captain America (Classic)
Wiccan
Nero (Original)
Crow (Original)
Gigi (Old Version)
Sonic Rbot (Original)
Wario
Cinderella (Classic)
Martha (Old Version)
Puppet Show (Old Version)
Mario
Mr. Mime
Shane Ripp
Pumpkin (Original)
Gigi & Luigi
Pikmin
Super Mario Bros. 3
Jigglypuff (Original)
Hornet
Jigglypuff (Young Version)
Bowser Jr.
Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon (Original)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link

[Sonny opens a package to find two fish wrapped in Luca's bulletproof vest.]
Santino "Sonny" Corleone: What the hell is this?
Salvatore Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means,
"Hello, brother-in-law." They think it's from the Mafia. [He opens a can, reading Italian. As the man reads it, Tommy jumps from his crouch and throws the can at the other man and shoves him to the ground.] And this, the most magnificent thing on the plane, is a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. [He throws open a can that is also full of gunpowder.] And this? There's nothing on the plane. So, this? What are your other beers?
Marcelo: Pabst Blue Ribbon...
Tommy: Ah.
Marcelo: Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Tommy: Pabst Blue Ribbon. [The two men look at each other.]
Sergeant O'Brian: The thing is, I'm a guy for booze. But let's talk about guns.
Marcelo: You're an ass.
Tommy: Well...
Marcelo: Don't get me wrong, you're a nice guy, I can't blame you...
Marcelo: What do you mean

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!
What are you gonna do, throw me back in a cage?
Dale: You wanna be the one to break my body?
Brennan: What? You wanna be the one to kill me?
Dale: What? You want to be the one to get out of me with you?
Brennan: Why?
Dale: I'll get it with a nice long bath.
Brennan: I don't like that idea!
Dale: I won't even try.
Brennan: You're never gonna let me in the cell.
Dale: I wouldn't want you getting yourself in any other way.
Brennan: But you're gonna get a little bit of a taste, won't you?
Dale: What do I say?
Brennan: I don't know! All I know is that you're one damned man.
Dale: You wanna stay in prison?
Brennan: Fine. I do what I damn well please.
Dale: You do what you damn well please?
Brennan: This is the only time I'll ever do that for myself.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

[Sonny opens a package to find two fish wrapped in Luca's bulletproof vest.]
Santino "Sonny" Corleone: What the hell is this?
Salvatore Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means
he sent back my daughter. Now it's his turn to pick on his kid sister and make her fight off some big bros.
Kurt Russell: I knew we were gonna be able to outsmart that kid.
The Joker: What, that you love me more than your daughter's life?
Kurt Russell: Well, she gets to live!
Reed Richards, Doctor: You're gonna need more than a pair of pants to keep them warm, pal.
Reed Richards : There's gotta be a way to melt 'em, buddy.
Ziggy Gumbel: It may be cold on this side of Manhattan, but they know exactly how to cook 'em up.
Cory Michael Smith, The Joker : I would've wanted a more... I would've ...
Reed Richards , Doctor: And a better one.
The Suicide Squad : There are too many of them, and they're... too much fun to go around on.
Bart Simpson: I just want to eat dinner.
The Joker : My mom wants me in line for her favorite buffet restaurant and

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

BLAKE: Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?

LEVENE: Yeah.

BLAKE: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? If that wasn't enough, here comes somebody who won't shut up about how bad the job you're doing, about how this place sucks. Now listen up, man. If you're willing to sell me my dignity...I like you in a heartbeat.

CAMERON: And I'm not kidding. I like you just the same.

LEVENE: Look at these numbers? How about the fact that your city's unemployment is up 20 percent and you're the reason unemployment's up?

CAMERON: You know what it's about?

LEVENE: It's about the things we don't have. I mean, that's my main point. I'm not talking about that job, man. I'm talking about the shit that people are not getting from you.

(The audience reacts excitedly to that line.)

CAMERON: Whoa.

omar little, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link

Vader: If only you knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Your father's father, Vader, Darth Caius.

Luke: But your father was a Rebel sympathizer. He fought against you. Vader, you betrayed him. You killed one of his closest people, your father.

Vader: Luke, you are going to know the power of good and evil in this galaxy if you fight me.

Luke: But I won't fight you if it means I'll never help you. I won't even join you, if your father was right all this time.

Vader: I heard his voice. The one who made Obi-Wan believe he is worth more than everything else.

Luke: Darth Vader, I am Darth Vader.
Vader: Come, Luke. I won't beat you.
[The room explodes, Vader is shot through the chest, but stands, and gets back up.]

Luke: Who you think you are, my brother?

[Darth Vader is lying on the ground with his back against the wall]

Vader: I didn't think anyone would fight against my might, even if you were Darth Vader of the First

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link

SAMWELL: And your father your real father was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne. I'm sorry, I know it's a lot to take in.

JON SNOW: My father was the most honorable man I ever met. You're saying he lied to me all my life.

SAMWELL: No. He was lying to save his life! He did everything he could and did everything he wanted to do... but somehow it led to his death.

JON SNOW: The truth is even he didn't know.

SAMWELL: He didn’t? That's incredible...

JON SNOW: A man of his stature can't have been lying to anyone ever. What could it have been?

SAMWELL: All I know is I loved him dearly, which led me into a deep love affair with one of the most powerful people you know. I became obsessed with that man. It was an obsession that grew into a love affair - an obsession that culminated in our marriage. She was a part of it all. There can be no doubt about that. My brother didn't want the death of his beloved bride, though. He wanted to see her again...

JON SNOW: But

omar little, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link

Haha

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

Sarah: Keep it under 65. We don't wanna get pulled over.

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: No, no, no, no. You don't say "Affirmative" or some shit like that. You say "No problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude, you say "Eat me". And if you want to shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista, baby".

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: So, if they come up, you say "Hasta la vista". They know what we say, and they know where we are coming from. "Affirmative" means "I'm gonna leave it that way", you know?

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: And if they come up and they go, "Yeah, that's cool, I'm gonna go talk to some one" you say "Ha! Ha. Ha". That's something we do in this place, so we don't need people talking to each other like that. We have people talking to us like this.

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: We have some of the best people to be out here. But that doesn't mean they shouldn't respect our people. You know?

Terminator:

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip, huh?

Mr. Pink: I tip, but you know what I'm like? You know what I do to my mother and to my mom's family, I call it, 'The Black Box' where I'm really good so you don't ever call me names.
Nice Guy Eddie: Well what would you have me guess I'm in a relationship with?
Mr. Pink: A black dick.
Nice Guy Eddie: A fucking fucker's ass, dude! I wouldn't dare call me a 'fuck' again, no offense. It's not right. I would fucking shoot the guy right now just because!
Mr. Pink: Well I could see if I needed it to, if somebody was

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link

JON SNOW: What about everyone else? All the other people who think they know what's good.

DAENERYS: They don't get to choose. Be with me. Build the new world with me. This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name and I was a little girl who couldn't count to 20. We do it together. We break the wheel together.

JON SNOW: You are my queen. Now, and always.

DAENERYS: Now go. You're my king, Jon Snow, to everyone who comes after you.

KHAROL: Yes.

CATHERINE: I'm on the phone now.

CIRIS: We'll meet up soon.

JON SNOW: The only thing you say to my parents, my brothers and sisters will always be my parents to me, as much as you need anything you've ever done. And I do need anything you ever need.

CATHERINE I can't go anymore. Jon Snow has changed!

(Karen's and Jon's parents walk out of the room.)

JON SNOW: I'm just glad you're okay. I think I just got kicked outta the castle for being drunk again,

omar little, Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:08 (four years ago) link

I'm gonna take my horse
to the Old Town Road
I'm gonna ride
Till
I reach
The New Town Road
And go home I think

mick signals, Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:20 (four years ago) link


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