C or D: homophobia mixed with a little threatening assrape
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
replace "little threatening" with "side of"
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I recently heard that my name is lore among a bunch of bike messengers want to meet me or something, now.
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
ee cummings
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
see what i did there?
"bytchass of juxberry rules" is kinda funny tbh
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah there may be one or two mildly funny things in this thread, now that you mention it
― nitional biscsuh otmpany (some dude), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i was just suggesting that we should all adhere to the bytchass of juxberry rules here.
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
all i'm getting from this is some coke addled roider 6'9" redhead sucker punched a dude from behind in a bathroom and the dude's mom pressed charges?
srsly, if everyone on the internet was saying stuff like that about me I'd def try to defend myself.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
tears of laughter at seeing omar little's comic, A+++
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not Omar's comic. It was done by a guy from the boards who knows me somewhat named Reggie. There are other ones, as well. There are other comics, other posts, and audio, as well. Dig in.
― Will High, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
will high is the old country buffet of dudes that beat up def jux dudes
― bitchtime cowards (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Will, how much do you tip in a restaurant? 20%?
― assrape courtesy of Will High (velko), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
15% at the restaurant (unless the service is outstanding) and 20% at the barber shop. What are you getting at? I am unfamiliar with your insider, site-specific quipes and queries. Make yourself more plain and less cryptic.
― Will High, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
where's the restaurant, Will High Yam?
― Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I am unfamiliar with your insider, site-specific quipes and queries
well shit
― cutty, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
there are many controversies on this site re: tipping, i thought you should contribute since you are part of the ilx community now. Welcome!
― assrape courtesy of Will High (velko), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
rolling autogoon thread 2009
hey will here is the soulja boy thread in case you want to keep posting here
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh. "Dig in." You are really some corny ass people. Damn. How old are you? I'm guessing you reside on opposite extremes of the age spectrum: Either under 18, or over 60. This kind of humor is not terribly sophisticated or funny to the rest of us who are still in the workforce.
― Will High, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
i think you could help us step up our game
― assrape courtesy of Will High (velko), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
there was just some complaining about lack of new blood...
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/16aa0co.jpg
― Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Man up Will High: why are you so afraid of gay people?
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not afraid. I'll fight any of you. LOL
― Will High, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
will high you are so far a terrible poster
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
What does "LOL" mean? You should be less cryptic and not use site-specific slang from other boards you post on.
― nitional biscsuh otmpany (some dude), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
dude don't you know that ppl still in the workforce have nothing better to do than sit on the internet all day
teenagers are at school and getting HJs and old people are busy dying
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
max I'd stay away from whole foods for a little while
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm fighting you on the internet Will High, by asking you why you were so afraid of gay people. But then, like a coward, you changed the subject.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I just said I was indeed NOT afraid of them, and then offered a humorous barb, you overly-sensitive buttfairy.
― Will High, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
such promise, but, already boring
― goole, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
the only humorous barb i've seen lately was the lady who works at the coffeeshop down the street
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
gabbneb is funnier than will high frankly
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
he's good when he's given space, 5 or 6 paragraphs. In short bursts, not so much. He's kind of like Donkey Kong and Bowser in Mario Kart.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
c'mon dudes, "buttfairy" is on some n/l shit
sorry, will, this is just some ritual hazing of the new guy, don't take it personal
― assrape courtesy of Will High (velko), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
enh buttfairy is sub-cumslurpin
realistically tho if u guyz r expecting some1 who listens 2 def jux to be cummin hard w/ creative new slang 4 homophobia ...
― Lamp, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
dude are you apologizing to will high, random wite kid googler with a aol beefe?
― cutty, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
in other news i listened to el-p's last record (i'll sleep when you're dead) recently and that shit is GOOD
he's good when he's given space, 5 or 6 paragraphs. In short bursts, not so much. He's kind of like Donkey Kong and Bowser in Mario Kart
as an over-60 no way im wasting what little of my precious lyfe is left reading 5 or 6 paragraphs of this retard
― Lamp, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i think will has it in him to be as big an impact player as big hoos or loujag, he's that good
― assrape courtesy of Will High (velko), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
no he isn't
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
can't tell if this post is supposed to be baiting Will High or earnest
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Will High, do you think you could parlay this nearly decade-old ambushing of a somewhat obscure rapper into a late-night television gig? At the very least, you could make an informative video blog on YouTube. I'm thinking you, shirtless, maybe reviewing club rap 7"s from a comfortable Aeron chair with a backdrop of Central Park or something. Let's make this happen, baby.
― Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
velko ur just pleased will high recognized the over-60 demographic of which u are a part
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i would be interested in a series of youtube videos featuring will high beating up indie rappers
max read me like a book
― assrape courtesy of Will High (velko), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm thinking more Tynan Delong crossed with that Final Fantasy guy
― if you're a pizza-loving New Yorker, it was pretty hilarious. (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
xp, just charles hamilton
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
and no one will ever reach daramouss levels on here again; he salted the earth