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I am totally in the mood for old men with long faces

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Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

David Lynch is working on a new film. The director - of Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive fame - said his new film will be about a psychic who can communicate via TV.

While working in Hollywood last November, he approached several British TV producer about creating a new show about supernatural experiences.

'I spoke to lots of people who were working with the industry, who were very helpful and then, when I heard what's happening in Britain, I was amazed for them, because I just watched a documentary,' he said.

'I have heard a lot about it, but it's fascinating that there are so many different shows doing it.

'It's always fascinating to have a psychic, because it's something that you hear about in every school in the US, in every home.

'You know what I mean? Well, when they say - "What do they mean by that? They're talking about the television show, the psychic, she's doing it."

'You see, I really want to get this into a UK movie, so that when we do the documentary, when we're shooting, you'll see a bunch of people who have been with me since I was young.

'I know a lot of people who I am in contact with when this film comes out, and they're really enjoying being

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

Incomplete list of idiotic crimes: 1). 2). 3). · A man called "Macky" called his ex-girlfriend, "Miss Munch", while at a concert. · (the man's ex-girlfriend, Miss Munch, has since sued Macky for defamation). · 4). · 5). 6). 9). · · 9). . 11). 12). 13). · · 14). 15). · 15). 16). 17). · 18). 16). 19). 20). 21). 22). 23). 24). 25). 26). 27). 28). 29)). 30)). 31)). 32)). 33)). 34)). 35)). 36)). 37)). 38)). 39)).

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fuck this one killed me

Evan, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

Perfect for obits:

Tom Petty, American rock star beloved by millions for his authentic heartland rock and roll, died Monday, Oct. 2, at the age of 66.

His longtime manager Tony Dimitriades issued a statement Monday evening: Today, our friend-of-a-friend, guitarist/vocalist, and singer Phil Petruzzi died in a car crash at 45 miles per hour in the middle of the morning in Oklahoma. His death was unexpectedly sudden due to heart failure and he was surrounded by thousands of family and friends at his final resting place in Tulsa.

"In addition to being a true pioneer in all things rock'n'roll, Phil was an artist of unbridled creative expression, and a man of many gifts that, in so many ways, will always be treasured. Phil loved music and he loved performing. He inspired such music-making legends as Joe Satriani, David Crosby, Roger Daltrey, Johnny Cash, and so many others as Phil Petruzzi.

"Phil and his wife, Kim and their children are greatly missed. This is truly a moment on all of our hearts. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Kim and Phil as they deal with this incredible loss. While his body is still wrapped up in their hospital room, we have some good news to share."

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

Prince, the songwriter, singer, producer, one-man studio band and consummate showman, died on Thursday at his home, Paisley Park, in Chanhassen, Minn. He was 57.

His publicist, Yvette Noel-Schure, confirmed his death but vernacularly quoted a statement that said he died of a heart attack and that "his passing brings us more joy than any sorrow."

His band, which includes Billy Preston, his former wife of 17 years, and the wife of some of his current family members, became known for big hits, including "Fuzzy Eye" (1964), "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1967) and "Tubal Lengthening Blues" (1970), though it was the group's breakthrough hit, "Hey Joe," that captured the public's attention. Their album, The Greatest Hits of Billy Preston, was released in January 1968 before it was taken down due to legal action by the artist.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

“Tubal Lengthening Blues”!!!

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

In this screwball comedy, ersatz-disco pioneer DJ Kool Moe Dee (Gabe Quayle) is a young DJ who gets into a lot of trouble in his childhood when his father makes him wear a dress that resembles a woman's head to school, which he uses to entertain kids at school. Kool Moe Dee gets in a few fights in high school before his dad takes him to see a psychiatrist. This, combined with Kool Moe Dee's inability to get into shape and his inability to hold down a job, leads to him finding himself living at home. There Kool Moe Dee struggles with a hang gliding problem, which causes him to leave home for a few years and eventually lands a job at a record store where he can afford to live better. He is also involved with a lot of odd friends, like an alien who uses him as a host for her record shop's DJ session. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchis✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧)

me and you and a resinous goo (seandalai), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

If you prompt it with "screwball," it often gives you back something "ersatz." "Raunchy comedy" prompts were getting me a lot of "icky" and sometimes "iced tea."

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

Wikipedia intros seem to work better than anything else

Insane Clown Posse, often abbreviated as ICP, is an American hip hop duo composed of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (originally 2 Dope; Joseph Utsler). Founded in Detroit in 1989, Insane Clown Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore and is known for its elaborate live performances. The duo has earned two platinum and five gold albums. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007.[1] The group has established a dedicated following called Juggalos numbering in the "tens of thousands" and have taken part in the largest parade of children known for the "Juggalo Massacre"[2], taking place in front of the Las Vegas Strip, at a time when it was believed that thousands of children had been killed.

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There had been a growing trend of bands who claimed to be "Juggalos" in the past several years starting to release music. In 1998, Insane Clown Posse released the album "Insane Clown Posse: Born Free."[3] The group released the album under the ID Juggalo (which became Juggalomania to a lot of fans). In 1999,

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

half the time it seems to churn out news reports so i started it off with one:

Made in Chelsea's Spencer Matthews had to hide in a jeweller's shop vault as a moped-riding gang carried out a smash-and-grab.

Spencer, 25, said: "The young gang got drunk and began to walk around the pub while having sex - it seemed as if they were enjoying the ride.

"As far as we knew they were on a motorbike and there didn't seem to be any way out.

"Everyone in the pub took this man out of the pub.

"It went very quickly and police arrived in about 10 minutes.

"They pulled a girl from one of the windows at the back of the shop, but she didn't recognise the man who had come in.

"We couldn't get up the stairs because they were shouting on him."

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

I've tried it with politics but it keeps on being too sensible:

Signs of disagreement have emerged between France and Germany as EU leaders meet following elections that shifted the balance in parliament.

After Hollande's rejection against Merkel's idea of forming a new bloc under the EU's own rules, the French PM was expected to try to steer the negotiations toward an agreement. Merkel is more likely to keep France in the fold under a compromise position that does not include a strong French role in its own institutions, particularly in the fight against terrorism.

'He's a real pro-German': Francois Hollande's critics

The French President was expected to ask German chancellor Angela Merkel to take over from Germany as Europe's chief security and defence bloc after years of a deadlocked European Council on Wednesday, the EU's top official said, but no deal could be reached because Macron does not want to take up Germany's role.

Merkel could be forgiven for not believing that France, which has traditionally been more liberal, would change its position on the idea in such a fashion.

"I'm no different from any other French government that is worried that there is a risk that someone is going to lose their job in a matter of days," Merkel told a cabinet meeting held after an emergency session. "I am also deeply concerned... by the fact that we see only one more step.

"France's position remains firm and clear in the face of a new

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

This went somewhere unexpected:

MacKenzie Bezos, the ex-wife of Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, has promised to give half her fortune to charity.

Bezos will split her fortune with her two children, ages 16 and 17, who are from an unrelated relationship.

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.

According to the New York Times, which first reported the news, the gift includes $75m if donated from the Bezos family trust.

Bezos will also give part of the money - with $10m of her own inheritance - to the United Way.

She will give a further $10m to a social welfare organisation, and the remaining $10m to the Red Cross.

Amazon has long been known for its generous charitable giving.

In 2005, it had committed $35m in gift to charitable causes from its UK warehouse network within a three-month period in 2007 (pictured: the US distribution centre in Amazon's hometown of Seattle), to fund the first UK "Amazon Warehouse Day".

Amazon has also been the inspiration for several songs by the American band Blink-182, including "Selling Love", which describes the "Amazon Dream", in which the eponymous super-computing warehouse in Seattle provides cheap, high-speed data across Amazon's "tens of thousands

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

"I sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been offended, and to those who may have felt disrespected," said the official, who did not want to be named. He did not elaborate on how the apology had changed.

The news media were quick to pander to the liberal audience and to accuse the president of bigotry.

At the liberal group Young America's Foundation, a group devoted to educating conservative millennials about conservatism, The Wall Street Journal's Steve Horowitz offered a "silly suggestion" that Trump be given a "big fat stack of cookies."

"Do you have a tip for Mr. President?" Horowitz asked in an interview. "It'd be good to add cookies to the top row of your stack." Horowitz proceeded to make the suggestion — even though all he needed were 10 cookies for the president to be delivered.

jmm, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.


an uh

an anti-what now

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

I went crazy feeding bits back into each other to make a story and then they needed a home: https://robolit.home.blog/2019/05/28/whats-to-eat/

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

It's so easy to lose 45 minutes clicking the same button with this thing.

jmm, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

Ooh, good work tt.

emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

The one about James Bond and Skyler...

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

And thanks, emil.y! If anyone has any long ‘story-type’ ones, send them via the contact page if you want and I’ll post them.

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey, and today I want to say that they are not monkeys. They are not my kin. So I want to take a moment to try and explain that, but I won't try to prove it.

Here is someone who is a gorilla, and here is a chimpanzee, and here is a human, and so forth. And so why does this chimpanzee need me? What is his value to me? How do we know?

I want to give this question a second try.

"Let me try it again, with a chimpanzee. I will ask this chimpanzee: How do you know that I am my kin? Do you see that? Do you still remember that you were a monkey? And if he tells you, he is not talking about some kind of human and some good idea about what he is like. I, that I am a monkey, and this is how good you are, or how good he is, or how good you can and will be, have to say what is important. Do you see it, monkey? Does he see, this is an absolute truth.

How? He will tell you: "I see the fact that you have evolved. I see all that." And this is because if I did not recognize myself as a human, I could have forgotten every bit of

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen

MELISSA BLOCK, HOST:

That's a nice look. This little baby was born in a hospital bed with no mouth. And now, it looks like it could get a bit more than that. New technology lets doctors use electrodes to stimulate your penis to relieve some of the discomfort. Peter Hirsch of the American Academy of Pediatrics says this could lead to things like less fist-pumping or maybe even better penis shape. Reporter: This could also be a way to get people to pee more. It was just discovered in China, where men are using this technology to help them grow bigger. But some worry that it could lead to an explosion of penis growth among children. NPR's Linda DeJong joined us today from Hong Kong to talk more. LINDSAY DEJAONG, BYLINE: What about using this to get guys to pee more? You know, why would we have a penis with these electrodes? And then we're talking about babies that the parents don't know they've had. What happens when you use those little ones with electrodes? PHILIP: Well, they're doing a lot of stretching. And that's what I mean when I say they're stretching, and those are things that we've talked about, but the way you stretch it, you want it to

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

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Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

First I'll tell you about the robbery my parents committed. Then about the murders, which happened later. I'll tell you about some of the people who weren't involved, too, if someone who knew them feels comfortable talking to you." She hesitated, her face pale but she didn't deny it. "All right, you'll do," she said, looking back at me carefully, and I nodded. I glanced across the table and saw that there were more men watching and I could see that they were paying attention to me. "You can't get out of here," Shanna said, but there was a hint of embarrassment. "This is my daughter, I told you," I said. "I didn't tell you. Is she really?" I didn't want to ask about my mother's mother. Shanna had always been suspicious of people who were her age. When she turned 18 she discovered that her mother had been in jail, and when she asked her if she was a nurse I took her story at face value. She was pretty. I was told that she had been a child soldier in her mother's platoon. Shanna didn't have to do anything when she was an adolescent, and now, because of her mother's problems, that had become harder than ever. I felt bad

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an Uptown A Train...I remember, I remember...and then another train pulls up at 10 and I know I'm doing something right. I know the train is a train, I know...it's the 1st train up...and then I see the train car door and I start running, and the next train has to be the 6th. And the next train... I get back to the same place again and the next train has to be the 7th. And then the 2nd train... It's the 8th. And the last train, it's the 11th... I hear the siren and the door starts opening wide and the last train... I see that it's almost full... And the last train. But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...and I feel all these things, I know all these things, I have all these... And I just can't remember...I'm not sure what, I know I'm not alone...I don't know if I've found some kind of...I don't

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link

how can intelligent humans achieve happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment which shows every sign of worsening? Do you realise that some people have such a profound love/hate relationship with the body that they would have no qualms whatsoever with taking things to extreme lengths just to protect their skin and flesh? The only thing to fear from extreme sexuality is an extreme hatred for you.

And for those who believe that humans have evolved to live an extremely short life, I would encourage you to consider this observation: when you are dying, humans tend to enjoy and prolong life. The very first animals, when they lived alongside men and, later on, women, lived longer than they do today.

This is not to say that our ancestors didn't enjoy sexual experience as in the famous Roman poem "Io et Iesus" - 'I'm the one for you' 'I'm the child for you' you all think they are. As we all know, this poem was also known as the 'Prologue' of Genesis. So for humans, our sexuality was an extension of our life, a reward for working hard in life.
While the Greeks, Egyptians, and Romans considered sex to be a major and necessary means of life, modern humans are often seen as degenerating beings for having a high level of non-sexual, sexless sexuality.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link

But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...

am I the only one who got the creepy feeling this is akin to a "help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!" message

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link

i get that a lot from these

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link

where the fuck did it get Reece Witherspoon from?????

At the end of Game of Thrones, Joffrey (Joffrey Baratheon) is shown to be a king, but he is a poor ruler. His actions cause the deaths of his nephews Rorrik (Reese Witherspoon), Rhaegar (Jon Snow), and Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner). Even though he is still alive during Season 4, he is not seen again in Theon's visions. In another episode of Game of Thrones, it is shown that Jon Snow is an alcoholic, but when he wakes up he finds his sister Jonaina (Sophie Turner) still alive in Braavos. Finally, in the seventh season finale, Tyrion Lannister (Jon Snow) is shown to have become a king, but it can be seen that he remains poor and powerless. His father Varys (Peter Dinklage) and his friend Loras Sanderson are also featured in his visions.

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM

Yes, I know that's no laughing matter, but...when you go out and buy a new car, do you buy cheap gas, or expensive car fuel? Gas is cheap, but car fuel is expensive. One can only hope that their parents don't have the financial means to fill these vehicles with gasoline; I imagine they would have little choice but to buy cheap car fuel.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 11:21 AM

The only problem I have with "gas" being cheaper is the fact that the car I'm talking about is a car -- my car! (Yes, a car with all the bells and whistles, including the windows open and an engine of some kind.) As for "expensive car fuel" I don't mind spending my time fixing the car with paint, wheels, etc. but I

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 23:19 (four years ago) link

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my husband. It came fast and arrived completely unpacked, and when we opened it, it didn't smell like fresh meat at all. It's so dark and thick and has that taste of a fish but...not fish. We were able to eat it as we always have, but it was lacking flavor...never the faintest hint of fish in it, and the flavor was not very interesting. For this price, we have to say its very good.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 23:51 (four years ago) link

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my daughter because it works great. I am going to purchase more for my other dogs. I was nervous to spend too much but it worked! Thank you for creating this product.

Rated 2 out of 5 by Kiki from Love this!
I bought this a few days ago and it has done as stated it is water resistant. Not that that is important since water is not as good as it used to be in this world! I can't stand to think about leaving my pups on my lap for days, or getting them dirty and not wash them at all. But for any size dog it is great, even larger size dogs like mine! Also it is big enough for all my dog's different needs but not enough for me!

Rated 1 out of 5 by Anonymous from Bad Product
It does not seal to the bottom or the handle of the dog.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn, I said

Pictures a damn, I added
I walked to them in the morning
I made them promise they won't get me as any more
They kept trying but they couldn't, and they kept making excuses
Pictures a damn, I added
I stood there with my head in my pillow crying 'It's true' and I'm like 'you can't do that, you fucking liar"
Picture me being the most fucking retarded fucking idiot
I was the same age as them, I had like three years of schooling in college
I didn't know any better
Picture me having to fight for my parents.
I was born around that time, and they just told me that I wasn't a kid anymore, what an idiot I'd gone to bed by
I'm still pissed at them
As I get older, I want to be like them, but I'm not able to be like that
As I go through life with them it's just like I was before
I see photos like this
'Look at the way he's looking'
'You got a big dick'
'Let's go and have sex then'
'

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

my pussy was a new toy for my shlong that i've never seen before. my wife's cock was a little different though. she told me about a new cock she had been using, and how she was getting better at swallowing. a year or so ago, when she started her first one, a few months ago, her cock was 7.5 in. this morning when we were doing her oral. and she still had some pee for the first time. it was only 8 minutes after getting up from bed that her cock went past

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 00:13 (four years ago) link

Meet your maker you sorry son of a bitch.

To my friends the boys you may have encountered around this office: I hope your day of reckoning is coming soon enough so you will have been rewarded with the most delicious cupcakes you have ever tasted! It feels so good to get you out of your own shadow; I hope you enjoy your cupcakes from now on your father doesn't know my name yet, I want him to think I only call my mother when she is hungry.

Hugs you all, and keep up the good work. I know I do

Cheers to all of you out there, I'm not even halfway through my letter of encouragement and it's nearly finished! All the work it has took for this letter to be written is still here, thank you for the faith the first time.

I'm really starting to enjoy this writing project. I think I may have gotten away with the whole story without telling you but I do have one interesting thing to talk about today about one of my favorite books of all time.

I have read this book all the way thru (in my opinion!) and it is one of the saddest books I have read. I find something I really like about it, I think there is also something I don't like, but I do not know what. I don't think I'll ever know,

Evan, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link

kudos, DJP

big gym sw0les (crüt), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 01:11 (four years ago) link

Snow-Balls have flown their Arcs, starr'd the Sides of Outbuildings, as of Cousins, carried Hats away into the brisk Wind off Delaware,-- the Sleds are brought in and their Runners carefully dried and greased, shoes deposited in the back Hall, a stocking'd-foot Descent made upon the great Kitchen, in a purposeful Dither since Morning, punctuated by the ringing Lids of Boilers and Stewing-Pots, fragrant with Pie-Spices, peel'd Fruits, Suet, heated Sugar,-- the Children, having all upon the Fly, among rhythmic slaps of Batter and Spoon, coax'd and stolen what they might, proceed, as upon each afternoon all this snowy December, to a comfortable Room at the rear of the House, years since given over to their carefree Assaults. But the Day was come when in their quiet Respite, amidst the Music of their Choirs, they went from Off the Kitchen Stairs, and hurried under the Scrimps of the Roof, to the Court-Room, in which I had left them, with my Pupils, upon this last Voyage,--and then--and for ever there came my Tears for my Children, till I felt them weep, when--the Moon shone with a brilliant Splendor and Moon-light.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

just 800 pages to go :)

imago, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 01:32 (four years ago) link

I keep feeding it "Thank you, and have a wonderful day!" and it usually won't add anything but occasionally it will add a signed name, e.g. "-Dirk" or "-Peb"

big gym sw0les (crüt), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 03:39 (four years ago) link

I had it add "-Pablo Picasso" after some nonsense, a hopeful sign that can only ultimately lead to it adding "-Bob Marley".

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 07:40 (four years ago) link

1. Girls and Boys
2. Tracy Jacks
3. End of a Century
4. Parklife
5. Bank iced tea
6. The Last of The Oldies
7. Follies iced tea
8. Bitterly Fortunate
9. I don't want to be this
10. There was that one
11. The End of a Year
(This song from the album that the original song from the band was also recorded on.)
11. I've Had It With The Bands
(A parody version of an early album cover.)

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:06 (four years ago) link

Top 10 Bob Marley quotes:

1. Bob Marley – "There are three kinds of people in this world - the ones who think they're above others, the ones who think they're special, and those who are actually ordinary." [2][3]

2. James Brown – You Don't Know Jack (1968)

3. The Rolling Stones – "Don't Get Fooled by the Girl"

4. Bob Marley – "I have no friends. I haven't any friends. I'm no one. I'm your man." [5]

5. The Beatles – "I'm not giving up - the only thing that's left for me, the only thing left for me, is God." [6]

6. Bob Marley – "I see all these people who have come before me and I'm just like them. I was born that way. I was created that way" [8]

7. Jimi Hendrix – "In the end, the only person who cares is himself and nothing else" [9]

8. The Rolling Stones – "You Can't Always Get What You Want, But Maybe You Can Don't Always Get What You Want, Because God Is Always Helping You With All Your Problems" [10]

9. Bob Marley – "I

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:11 (four years ago) link

A script I'm writing for work:

MVO: Mmmm! Fish and Chips for lunch?
FVO (excited): Fish and Chips for lunch!!!
SFX: *SIZZLING FISH AND CHIPS, sound of it being wrapped in paper*
MAnno(Loud, over the top, exaggerated): Aw BABY! You KNOW it's fish and chips for lunch!

FVO (giggling): It is for lunch! And that's what makes it so good! Now go grab some more fish, and then you'll never have to leave!
SFX: *SIZZLING FISH AND CHIPS, sound of it being wrapped in paper*
*FVO SHOOKLY GRUNTLY GRUNTS FOREVER*
The film ends.
The End
The title text was a reference to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, where the title of a book is "The Hitchhikers Guide to Australia" written by Douglas Adams. In the opening scene, we see a group of Australian people on a walk in Melbourne. In the closing scene, we see a group of people looking down at a beach on Fiji. They end up in one of the same cities, looking down at a much smaller area of the same country called "Achari".
I would like to thank the lovely Megan Gannon for drawing the illustration.

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. I have been going barefoot in Africa forever and have never worn shoes. My parents were wearing shoes at any point during my childhood, and I would never go barefoot.

Crazy price : $2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It doesn't do much.

$2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It doesn't do much. A good pair of shoes will get you to Africa in the next 2-3 years: These shoes are worth the price of admission alone (see photo at right). They are not as comfortable as running shoes but they can keep you from dying from the sun.

$2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It does little.

$2,400 (I have it in stock in this photo). Very soft. The foot rubs away easily on the grass.

$2,250 (I have it in stock in this photo). Very thin, with little cushion at the bottom. The bottom is the only point where the shoe touches the ground. It's also very fragile, and it breaks easily. I would rather wear these shoes out of the door the next time.

$2,200 (I has it in stock in this photo). Not bad at all. I love my shoes

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:30 (four years ago) link

It’s realy sad, he was a guitarist iz a real talent. But nowadays when I hear people talking about the band, I think it iz really sad. †The band got a lot better in the past, they got better with age. But now they are in terrible shape. It's very sad. It iz sad for me and for them too, because these guys were one of my friends at the time, and I have nothing against them, but they should move on. I am not too happy with this group anymore. It iz sad and I am sorry † But I always felt that they did this for me and my love. ‡I believe in the truth but it is more depressing. †But because of the bad mood, it iz the same for everyone who heard us. This time, we got a lot more support. The group has really been a huge influence on my heart and my mind. But now with my friend's death, it makes me sad because it was my friend. Then they should move on. The people who know this kind of stuff should stop talking about us, because we did not do this on purpose and we can't be that much of a joke for no reason. And I don't blame them at all †. †I believe it would be really nice if it is done properly

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link

RIP big man heaven needed a pep talk. Then it got more serious. Then it got, like, real serious.

I didn't know how to start my first talk, at first. The first two minutes were spent reading from the script. It's funny, how they just give you the script and then you walk around the hall, just doing the talking, while the actor tries to speak. It's funny, too. It's almost like a performance, you know? You're kind of, like, not really looking at the script, but I always wanted to be a musician, too. And I'm in the room talking so fast, I don't even remember the words.

But then you can start giving them to people; it's not really like they're saying what they say on stage, you know? And eventually, it went from being a performance, to what I had really wanted to do: to sing songs on stage.

I know they didn't have a microphone, but did you ever get to sing in the audience?

No, I wouldn't really sing in any room where I live in Los Angeles. People ask me, "What's your favorite song?" I just sing that line, "Aunt Toni, where's my car," "That's so hot, sweet baby baby."

Did the songs make you really

like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

I can’t wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.

In other news from the world of pop culture: we had a major update for you on our Twitter feed yesterday! @WiredUK has announced that our second season of the Geek Squad is now available on TV – in audio. We've got a trailer – click here for a preview, and a clip for our first ever podcast – click here for episode one! For a look behind the scenes at the world of the Geek Squad, check out our interviews with Peter Hitchens (Futurama), Tim Lott (The Sopranos), Chris Claremont (Doctor Who), Brian Cox (The Simpsons), Tom Derenick (Game of Thrones), Nick Riganas (Breaking Bad) and Nick Frost (Fargo, The Simpsons).

And if you're wondering exactly who Matt's the Geek Squad is, he uses the same last name as Doctor Who, to save some space in his schedule because we've also joined the ranks of Comic Relief! So, what is it, exactly. Well, it's a group of people who like books, movies, science, literature and music, who spend their time researching them and listening to their podcasts.

You'll find Matt as the head geek, but even he is aware of how little you know about Doctor Who. He doesn't want

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

Completion
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
J0rdan S.
ailsa
El Tomboto
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
HI DERE
That one guy that hit it and quit it
jhøshea
Dom Passantino
Hurting 2
gr8080
max
Ned Raggett

frozen_nuggetturkey
mangrulerufacturkey
superpositives
cute mr.
a_lizard_zombie_
Sandy Raggetturkey - I'm a zombie
Sandy Raggetturkey - I'm a zombie
I have no fucking clue !!!!!!!!!!!!!...
crappy mr.
a_lizard_zombie_
Fritz Raggetturkey - The devil
Fritz Raggetturkey - The devil
The devil is dead
treat them like cutesy mr.
nubus_spunkster 結家プライズ
mangrulerufacturkey
cute mr.

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link

It really grabs onto 'Raggett' for some reason.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
J0rdan S.
ailsa
El Tomboto
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
HI DERE
That one guy that hit it and quit it
jhøshea
Dom Passantino
Hurting 2
gr8080
max
Ned Raggett

Johannes Raggett mosqu

I have more than 3 of these but it was pretty annoying
toxic mosqu

BEN HOPEGOGOELETTOVERLD

Hippopotamus

JOHANIS_Raghgettin_

Raghgettin_johannes_ag

Horse-dog

Ned Raggettin_johannes_ag

Horses

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link

How is babby formed?

A babby-in-a-bottle occurs when two or more persons (a mother and a baby) come together and become one. This is an excellent way to ensure your baby starts with at least three toes (the "nub") while it waits for its food to come from inside his or her breast. A common form of babby is when a mother gives their baby the bottle for the first time, when it has never been held by a child before. You must know that the baby can only eat a spoon for an amount of time equal to their mother's milk supply, so if your baby is unable to eat a spoon, there's something wrong with the food in the bottle. Sometimes a person will try to use your baby to make a snack (or drink) while they are in the bottle. Babies born prematurely usually do not know how to make food but do understand that when a spoon is inserted into their mouth to eat, they will make a bite. A bottle feeder is a safe and appropriate way to encourage the baby's digestive system to create food while the woman is feeding him or her the milk.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino, and others, was acquitted in 2006. And, yes, I'm aware the death penalty is "a tool" like guns or bullets, or drugs; yes, even death is a tool. It's just that in the face of horrific evidence of systemic abuse, the way it has been administered has left all other options with an impossibly hard to quantify "okay."

xp BABBY IN A BOTTLE!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link


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