Talk to Transformer

Conversation this morning w/ my 2 year old daughter...

E5: What this?
E3: Notes From Underground by Dostoevsky.
E5: What Dusty-dusty about?
E3: A man who's sad because he can't make any friends.
E5: Him sad in his room?
E3: Yeah, pretty much.
E5: Where him friends?
E3: They went away because he was mean to them.
E5: Him get mad?
E3: Yes, sometimes he gets mad.
E5: (thinks for a moment) Read to me?
E3: ???? But you know, I've heard him say some pretty terrible things to other people....and it's probably because he's a shitty writer.
E5: (picks up the book and starts slowly reading the manuscript) ...but it's also what makes you sad!
E3: That's absolutely true!
E5: And do you feel that way?
E3: Yeah.
E5: Why do you feel that way?"
E3: Cause I don't like any of the books.
E5: What do you mean, what books are bad?
E3: Yes! Like the books about that book that people keep asking me about

ESTRAGON: Nothing to be done.
VLADIMIR: I'm beginning to come around to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying, Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. So there you are again.
ESTRAGON: No. I've done everything I say.
VLADIMIR: Just like my father. You know what I'm saying? That's precisely what I want – no. I want to have a conversation with my father again. And I want to make sure that he's in his room with his wife.
ESTRAGON: How can I do that? I've not seen her since last fall.
VLADIMIR: She might go out with some man today at the zoo. So I'm going to spend some time with her. Don't forget, my son, the mother of my daughter, never speaks without her own permission. And I know that this is impossible for you. But I don't know how to go home yet. For you, this is my last day in prison but with the mother of the child of the one whom I murdered. What can I do for you right now?
ESTRAGON: Please don't bring up the baby's name.

In this Booker prize-winning novel, a man named Edward Everett Wiggin awakes one day to find that his father-in-law is dead and he has the power to move on with his life. After discovering that this power is the result of an experiment performed by a doctor named Lenny Hirschbeck, Wiggin goes on a search to learn more about his father-in-law. But Edward, as he begins walking through the city streets, begins to sense the presence of a ghostly figure. As this mysterious figure, who calls himself the King of the City, is passing by him, Edward finds himself falling in love with this apparition, who turns out to be named Mr. Mott. But is the King really Edward? Or is it something more sinister, in the form of a twisted demon? Written by Anonymous

Yikes, but also awesome.

The best song lyrics in the world are:

I made love to the man

But his blood and semen left my body

They say I don't know why, I just like to make him fall down

I am so sorry but I have to make him laugh and then I will leave it alone

I am so sorry that I made love to you, I only wish my body had grown stronger

I love my body and my love and my heart but also I don't really care

Because I have made love to my own body

I didn't think it was so good to make love to myself, I was like a robot with no brain cells I didn't understand it from the start but I had to leave my body alone, I couldn't really love myself and I couldn't love anyone outside of myself. I just wanted to love myself and I wanted to see my body grow, to grow up with more power and to be stronger than anybody else, to learn everything and I would learn everything.

Then one day

I made love to the person's blood, sweat and tears, then they died

I made love to their soul, then they left my body and I didn't understand why

I thought only the man died.

Now I can see and taste my own flesh

Because I love my body

Police thwarted by goat stuck on roof who ‘only respects one man’

The goat stuck on the roof of an apartment building has been removed but a number of police officers have been injured.

The incident happened on Saturday at 7.22am when a police van was stopped at about 7.35am by four young men wearing goat suits.

During questioning, the officers had learned the four men were looking for a goat.

During this stop, one officer's arm was broken by the goats, and one policeman's neck was injured.

Police believe it wasn't an isolated incident and have asked people to contact them if they witnessed similar incidents.

The police are yet to confirm if it is related to the incident that resulted in the goat being stuck on the roof of apartment block on September 23.

For some reason, the AI understands deadheads:
Reviewer: drewski1972 - favoritefavoritefavorite - May 16, 2019
Subject: Not best Not Fade Away
Winterland 3-18-77, Its the show when the only Allahmbra was played. And the NFA is great especially after the 10 min mark!! If you can find an uncut version. My old tape is not cut, and I wish I could upload it to archive.com. check it out tho.
Subject: UJB - Winterland 3-17-77 Nice recording this is by far the best and the last show with the Uncle John's Band I have known the band well the only reason that its a 5 star as far as I am concerned, so far I have said this many times but I will never get tired of saying it I always listen to the NFA or any other one of the Summerland recordings. It holds up the entire show very well and does not have many sound issues. I was told by a good friend, who was a Winterland junkie said that there was no sound problems with either the NFA or the Weather Report and his friends told him the same thing for them. My friend is a die hard Winterland junkie and loves listening to it but he tells his friends not to post in these forums and to never post links of sound problems. I have had other shows where I was at this point

Things you didn't know about The Wizard of Oz:
1. There was actually a scene in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy is asked to sing out a song by a songbird.
2. The Wizard's song was played for some reason in the song book.
3. The book contained a picture of Dorothy holding a ball. It was actually a real ball. In actuality the bird's body contained a magic feather, which when rubbed on a rock caused the stone to expand.
4. The first film of The Wizard of Oz featured a scene where the Wizard takes the bat that flies away from Dorothy to fly away and hit it on the back of Dorothy's head. Dorothy laughs and says, "The bat just flew away!"
5. Dorothy wears a hat made in a tree.
6. The Wizard doesn't have a penis. Apparently he has two.

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "That's just how it works in Hollywood," only I never actually said ANYTHING stupid, that's Hollywood. It's Hollywood and everything else. It's as simple as that.

It's entries like #6 that make me wonder if people are just making some of these up themselves, but it really does come up with some odd stuff.

xp

It takes thirty tries which result in little more than banal gibberish to dredge up the real gems, I find.

Incomplete list of idiotic crimes: 1). 2). 3). · A man called "Macky" called his ex-girlfriend, "Miss Munch", while at a concert. · (the man's ex-girlfriend, Miss Munch, has since sued Macky for defamation). · 4). · 5). 6). 9). · · 9). . 11). 12). 13). · · 14). 15). · 15). 16). 17). · 18). 16). 19). 20). 21). 22). 23). 24). 25). 26). 27). 28). 29)). 30)). 31)). 32)). 33)). 34)). 35)). 36)). 37)). 38)). 39)).

Steve Reich: Knock knock
Philip Glass: Who's there?
Steve Reich: nock Knockk
Philip Glass: Who's there?
Steve Reich: ock Knockknock Knockknockknockknockknockknocks Knockkknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknocks
Philip Glass: Who's there?
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Karl: Why does it need to rain?

Kurt Nimmo: I really think it'd be better if we were just a bunch of old guys that worked together

Kurt Nimmo: I am totally in the mood for old men with long faces

Karl: You're not on the same list?

Kurt Nimmo: No you're not Karl

Karl: I'm not.

Karl: OK!

Kurt Nimmo: You are not Karl!

Karl: Ok.

Karl: Now you're my friend

Karl: OK.

(first try!)

I am totally in the mood for old men with long faces

Kurt Nimmo otm

David Lynch is working on a new film. The director - of Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive fame - said his new film will be about a psychic who can communicate via TV.

While working in Hollywood last November, he approached several British TV producer about creating a new show about supernatural experiences.

'I spoke to lots of people who were working with the industry, who were very helpful and then, when I heard what's happening in Britain, I was amazed for them, because I just watched a documentary,' he said.

'I have heard a lot about it, but it's fascinating that there are so many different shows doing it.

'It's always fascinating to have a psychic, because it's something that you hear about in every school in the US, in every home.

'You know what I mean? Well, when they say - "What do they mean by that? They're talking about the television show, the psychic, she's doing it."

'You see, I really want to get this into a UK movie, so that when we do the documentary, when we're shooting, you'll see a bunch of people who have been with me since I was young.

'I know a lot of people who I am in contact with when this film comes out, and they're really enjoying being

Incomplete list of idiotic crimes: 1). 2). 3). · A man called "Macky" called his ex-girlfriend, "Miss Munch", while at a concert. · (the man's ex-girlfriend, Miss Munch, has since sued Macky for defamation). · 4). · 5). 6). 9). · · 9). . 11). 12). 13). · · 14). 15). · 15). 16). 17). · 18). 16). 19). 20). 21). 22). 23). 24). 25). 26). 27). 28). 29)). 30)). 31)). 32)). 33)). 34)). 35)). 36)). 37)). 38)). 39)).

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fuck this one killed me

Perfect for obits:

Tom Petty, American rock star beloved by millions for his authentic heartland rock and roll, died Monday, Oct. 2, at the age of 66.

His longtime manager Tony Dimitriades issued a statement Monday evening: Today, our friend-of-a-friend, guitarist/vocalist, and singer Phil Petruzzi died in a car crash at 45 miles per hour in the middle of the morning in Oklahoma. His death was unexpectedly sudden due to heart failure and he was surrounded by thousands of family and friends at his final resting place in Tulsa.

"In addition to being a true pioneer in all things rock'n'roll, Phil was an artist of unbridled creative expression, and a man of many gifts that, in so many ways, will always be treasured. Phil loved music and he loved performing. He inspired such music-making legends as Joe Satriani, David Crosby, Roger Daltrey, Johnny Cash, and so many others as Phil Petruzzi.

"Phil and his wife, Kim and their children are greatly missed. This is truly a moment on all of our hearts. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Kim and Phil as they deal with this incredible loss. While his body is still wrapped up in their hospital room, we have some good news to share."

Prince, the songwriter, singer, producer, one-man studio band and consummate showman, died on Thursday at his home, Paisley Park, in Chanhassen, Minn. He was 57.

His publicist, Yvette Noel-Schure, confirmed his death but vernacularly quoted a statement that said he died of a heart attack and that "his passing brings us more joy than any sorrow."

His band, which includes Billy Preston, his former wife of 17 years, and the wife of some of his current family members, became known for big hits, including "Fuzzy Eye" (1964), "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1967) and "Tubal Lengthening Blues" (1970), though it was the group's breakthrough hit, "Hey Joe," that captured the public's attention. Their album, The Greatest Hits of Billy Preston, was released in January 1968 before it was taken down due to legal action by the artist.

“Tubal Lengthening Blues”!!!

In this screwball comedy, ersatz-disco pioneer DJ Kool Moe Dee (Gabe Quayle) is a young DJ who gets into a lot of trouble in his childhood when his father makes him wear a dress that resembles a woman's head to school, which he uses to entertain kids at school. Kool Moe Dee gets in a few fights in high school before his dad takes him to see a psychiatrist. This, combined with Kool Moe Dee's inability to get into shape and his inability to hold down a job, leads to him finding himself living at home. There Kool Moe Dee struggles with a hang gliding problem, which causes him to leave home for a few years and eventually lands a job at a record store where he can afford to live better. He is also involved with a lot of odd friends, like an alien who uses him as a host for her record shop's DJ session. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchis✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧)

If you prompt it with "screwball," it often gives you back something "ersatz." "Raunchy comedy" prompts were getting me a lot of "icky" and sometimes "iced tea."

Wikipedia intros seem to work better than anything else

Insane Clown Posse, often abbreviated as ICP, is an American hip hop duo composed of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (originally 2 Dope; Joseph Utsler). Founded in Detroit in 1989, Insane Clown Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore and is known for its elaborate live performances. The duo has earned two platinum and five gold albums. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007.[1] The group has established a dedicated following called Juggalos numbering in the "tens of thousands" and have taken part in the largest parade of children known for the "Juggalo Massacre"[2], taking place in front of the Las Vegas Strip, at a time when it was believed that thousands of children had been killed.

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There had been a growing trend of bands who claimed to be "Juggalos" in the past several years starting to release music. In 1998, Insane Clown Posse released the album "Insane Clown Posse: Born Free."[3] The group released the album under the ID Juggalo (which became Juggalomania to a lot of fans). In 1999,

half the time it seems to churn out news reports so i started it off with one:

Made in Chelsea's Spencer Matthews had to hide in a jeweller's shop vault as a moped-riding gang carried out a smash-and-grab.

Spencer, 25, said: "The young gang got drunk and began to walk around the pub while having sex - it seemed as if they were enjoying the ride.

"As far as we knew they were on a motorbike and there didn't seem to be any way out.

"Everyone in the pub took this man out of the pub.

"It went very quickly and police arrived in about 10 minutes.

"They pulled a girl from one of the windows at the back of the shop, but she didn't recognise the man who had come in.

"We couldn't get up the stairs because they were shouting on him."

I've tried it with politics but it keeps on being too sensible:

Signs of disagreement have emerged between France and Germany as EU leaders meet following elections that shifted the balance in parliament.

After Hollande's rejection against Merkel's idea of forming a new bloc under the EU's own rules, the French PM was expected to try to steer the negotiations toward an agreement. Merkel is more likely to keep France in the fold under a compromise position that does not include a strong French role in its own institutions, particularly in the fight against terrorism.

'He's a real pro-German': Francois Hollande's critics

The French President was expected to ask German chancellor Angela Merkel to take over from Germany as Europe's chief security and defence bloc after years of a deadlocked European Council on Wednesday, the EU's top official said, but no deal could be reached because Macron does not want to take up Germany's role.

Merkel could be forgiven for not believing that France, which has traditionally been more liberal, would change its position on the idea in such a fashion.

"I'm no different from any other French government that is worried that there is a risk that someone is going to lose their job in a matter of days," Merkel told a cabinet meeting held after an emergency session. "I am also deeply concerned... by the fact that we see only one more step.

"France's position remains firm and clear in the face of a new

This went somewhere unexpected:

MacKenzie Bezos, the ex-wife of Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, has promised to give half her fortune to charity.

Bezos will split her fortune with her two children, ages 16 and 17, who are from an unrelated relationship.

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.

According to the New York Times, which first reported the news, the gift includes $75m if donated from the Bezos family trust.

Bezos will also give part of the money - with $10m of her own inheritance - to the United Way.

She will give a further $10m to a social welfare organisation, and the remaining $10m to the Red Cross.

Amazon has long been known for its generous charitable giving.

In 2005, it had committed $35m in gift to charitable causes from its UK warehouse network within a three-month period in 2007 (pictured: the US distribution centre in Amazon's hometown of Seattle), to fund the first UK "Amazon Warehouse Day".

Amazon has also been the inspiration for several songs by the American band Blink-182, including "Selling Love", which describes the "Amazon Dream", in which the eponymous super-computing warehouse in Seattle provides cheap, high-speed data across Amazon's "tens of thousands

"I sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been offended, and to those who may have felt disrespected," said the official, who did not want to be named. He did not elaborate on how the apology had changed.

The news media were quick to pander to the liberal audience and to accuse the president of bigotry.

At the liberal group Young America's Foundation, a group devoted to educating conservative millennials about conservatism, The Wall Street Journal's Steve Horowitz offered a "silly suggestion" that Trump be given a "big fat stack of cookies."

"Do you have a tip for Mr. President?" Horowitz asked in an interview. "It'd be good to add cookies to the top row of your stack." Horowitz proceeded to make the suggestion — even though all he needed were 10 cookies for the president to be delivered.

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.

I went crazy feeding bits back into each other to make a story and then they needed a home: https://robolit.home.blog/2019/05/28/whats-to-eat/

It's so easy to lose 45 minutes clicking the same button with this thing.

Ooh, good work tt.

The one about James Bond and Skyler...

And thanks, emil.y! If anyone has any long ‘story-type’ ones, send them via the contact page if you want and I’ll post them.

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey, and today I want to say that they are not monkeys. They are not my kin. So I want to take a moment to try and explain that, but I won't try to prove it.

Here is someone who is a gorilla, and here is a chimpanzee, and here is a human, and so forth. And so why does this chimpanzee need me? What is his value to me? How do we know?

I want to give this question a second try.

"Let me try it again, with a chimpanzee. I will ask this chimpanzee: How do you know that I am my kin? Do you see that? Do you still remember that you were a monkey? And if he tells you, he is not talking about some kind of human and some good idea about what he is like. I, that I am a monkey, and this is how good you are, or how good he is, or how good you can and will be, have to say what is important. Do you see it, monkey? Does he see, this is an absolute truth.

How? He will tell you: "I see the fact that you have evolved. I see all that." And this is because if I did not recognize myself as a human, I could have forgotten every bit of

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen

MELISSA BLOCK, HOST:

That's a nice look. This little baby was born in a hospital bed with no mouth. And now, it looks like it could get a bit more than that. New technology lets doctors use electrodes to stimulate your penis to relieve some of the discomfort. Peter Hirsch of the American Academy of Pediatrics says this could lead to things like less fist-pumping or maybe even better penis shape. Reporter: This could also be a way to get people to pee more. It was just discovered in China, where men are using this technology to help them grow bigger. But some worry that it could lead to an explosion of penis growth among children. NPR's Linda DeJong joined us today from Hong Kong to talk more. LINDSAY DEJAONG, BYLINE: What about using this to get guys to pee more? You know, why would we have a penis with these electrodes? And then we're talking about babies that the parents don't know they've had. What happens when you use those little ones with electrodes? PHILIP: Well, they're doing a lot of stretching. And that's what I mean when I say they're stretching, and those are things that we've talked about, but the way you stretch it, you want it to

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First I'll tell you about the robbery my parents committed. Then about the murders, which happened later. I'll tell you about some of the people who weren't involved, too, if someone who knew them feels comfortable talking to you." She hesitated, her face pale but she didn't deny it. "All right, you'll do," she said, looking back at me carefully, and I nodded. I glanced across the table and saw that there were more men watching and I could see that they were paying attention to me. "You can't get out of here," Shanna said, but there was a hint of embarrassment. "This is my daughter, I told you," I said. "I didn't tell you. Is she really?" I didn't want to ask about my mother's mother. Shanna had always been suspicious of people who were her age. When she turned 18 she discovered that her mother had been in jail, and when she asked her if she was a nurse I took her story at face value. She was pretty. I was told that she had been a child soldier in her mother's platoon. Shanna didn't have to do anything when she was an adolescent, and now, because of her mother's problems, that had become harder than ever. I felt bad

I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an Uptown A Train...I remember, I remember...and then another train pulls up at 10 and I know I'm doing something right. I know the train is a train, I know...it's the 1st train up...and then I see the train car door and I start running, and the next train has to be the 6th. And the next train... I get back to the same place again and the next train has to be the 7th. And then the 2nd train... It's the 8th. And the last train, it's the 11th... I hear the siren and the door starts opening wide and the last train... I see that it's almost full... And the last train. But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...and I feel all these things, I know all these things, I have all these... And I just can't remember...I'm not sure what, I know I'm not alone...I don't know if I've found some kind of...I don't

how can intelligent humans achieve happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment which shows every sign of worsening? Do you realise that some people have such a profound love/hate relationship with the body that they would have no qualms whatsoever with taking things to extreme lengths just to protect their skin and flesh? The only thing to fear from extreme sexuality is an extreme hatred for you.

And for those who believe that humans have evolved to live an extremely short life, I would encourage you to consider this observation: when you are dying, humans tend to enjoy and prolong life. The very first animals, when they lived alongside men and, later on, women, lived longer than they do today.

This is not to say that our ancestors didn't enjoy sexual experience as in the famous Roman poem "Io et Iesus" - 'I'm the one for you' 'I'm the child for you' you all think they are. As we all know, this poem was also known as the 'Prologue' of Genesis. So for humans, our sexuality was an extension of our life, a reward for working hard in life.
While the Greeks, Egyptians, and Romans considered sex to be a major and necessary means of life, modern humans are often seen as degenerating beings for having a high level of non-sexual, sexless sexuality.

But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...

am I the only one who got the creepy feeling this is akin to a "help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!" message

i get that a lot from these

where the fuck did it get Reece Witherspoon from?????

At the end of Game of Thrones, Joffrey (Joffrey Baratheon) is shown to be a king, but he is a poor ruler. His actions cause the deaths of his nephews Rorrik (Reese Witherspoon), Rhaegar (Jon Snow), and Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner). Even though he is still alive during Season 4, he is not seen again in Theon's visions. In another episode of Game of Thrones, it is shown that Jon Snow is an alcoholic, but when he wakes up he finds his sister Jonaina (Sophie Turner) still alive in Braavos. Finally, in the seventh season finale, Tyrion Lannister (Jon Snow) is shown to have become a king, but it can be seen that he remains poor and powerless. His father Varys (Peter Dinklage) and his friend Loras Sanderson are also featured in his visions.

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM

Yes, I know that's no laughing matter, but...when you go out and buy a new car, do you buy cheap gas, or expensive car fuel? Gas is cheap, but car fuel is expensive. One can only hope that their parents don't have the financial means to fill these vehicles with gasoline; I imagine they would have little choice but to buy cheap car fuel.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 11:21 AM

The only problem I have with "gas" being cheaper is the fact that the car I'm talking about is a car -- my car! (Yes, a car with all the bells and whistles, including the windows open and an engine of some kind.) As for "expensive car fuel" I don't mind spending my time fixing the car with paint, wheels, etc. but I

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my husband. It came fast and arrived completely unpacked, and when we opened it, it didn't smell like fresh meat at all. It's so dark and thick and has that taste of a fish but...not fish. We were able to eat it as we always have, but it was lacking flavor...never the faintest hint of fish in it, and the flavor was not very interesting. For this price, we have to say its very good.

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my daughter because it works great. I am going to purchase more for my other dogs. I was nervous to spend too much but it worked! Thank you for creating this product.

Rated 2 out of 5 by Kiki from Love this!
I bought this a few days ago and it has done as stated it is water resistant. Not that that is important since water is not as good as it used to be in this world! I can't stand to think about leaving my pups on my lap for days, or getting them dirty and not wash them at all. But for any size dog it is great, even larger size dogs like mine! Also it is big enough for all my dog's different needs but not enough for me!

Rated 1 out of 5 by Anonymous from Bad Product
It does not seal to the bottom or the handle of the dog.

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn, I said
Pictures a damn, I added
I walked to them in the morning
I made them promise they won't get me as any more
They kept trying but they couldn't, and they kept making excuses
Pictures a damn, I added
I stood there with my head in my pillow crying 'It's true' and I'm like 'you can't do that, you fucking liar"
Picture me being the most fucking retarded fucking idiot
I was the same age as them, I had like three years of schooling in college
I didn't know any better
Picture me having to fight for my parents.
I was born around that time, and they just told me that I wasn't a kid anymore, what an idiot I'd gone to bed by
I'm still pissed at them
As I get older, I want to be like them, but I'm not able to be like that
As I go through life with them it's just like I was before
I see photos like this
'Look at the way he's looking'
'You got a big dick'
'Let's go and have sex then'
'

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

my pussy was a new toy for my shlong that i've never seen before. my wife's cock was a little different though. she told me about a new cock she had been using, and how she was getting better at swallowing. a year or so ago, when she started her first one, a few months ago, her cock was 7.5 in. this morning when we were doing her oral. and she still had some pee for the first time. it was only 8 minutes after getting up from bed that her cock went past

Meet your maker you sorry son of a bitch.

To my friends the boys you may have encountered around this office: I hope your day of reckoning is coming soon enough so you will have been rewarded with the most delicious cupcakes you have ever tasted! It feels so good to get you out of your own shadow; I hope you enjoy your cupcakes from now on your father doesn't know my name yet, I want him to think I only call my mother when she is hungry.

Hugs you all, and keep up the good work. I know I do

Cheers to all of you out there, I'm not even halfway through my letter of encouragement and it's nearly finished! All the work it has took for this letter to be written is still here, thank you for the faith the first time.

I'm really starting to enjoy this writing project. I think I may have gotten away with the whole story without telling you but I do have one interesting thing to talk about today about one of my favorite books of all time.

I have read this book all the way thru (in my opinion!) and it is one of the saddest books I have read. I find something I really like about it, I think there is also something I don't like, but I do not know what. I don't think I'll ever know,

kudos, DJP

Snow-Balls have flown their Arcs, starr'd the Sides of Outbuildings, as of Cousins, carried Hats away into the brisk Wind off Delaware,-- the Sleds are brought in and their Runners carefully dried and greased, shoes deposited in the back Hall, a stocking'd-foot Descent made upon the great Kitchen, in a purposeful Dither since Morning, punctuated by the ringing Lids of Boilers and Stewing-Pots, fragrant with Pie-Spices, peel'd Fruits, Suet, heated Sugar,-- the Children, having all upon the Fly, among rhythmic slaps of Batter and Spoon, coax'd and stolen what they might, proceed, as upon each afternoon all this snowy December, to a comfortable Room at the rear of the House, years since given over to their carefree Assaults. But the Day was come when in their quiet Respite, amidst the Music of their Choirs, they went from Off the Kitchen Stairs, and hurried under the Scrimps of the Roof, to the Court-Room, in which I had left them, with my Pupils, upon this last Voyage,--and then--and for ever there came my Tears for my Children, till I felt them weep, when--the Moon shone with a brilliant Splendor and Moon-light.

just 800 pages to go :)

I keep feeding it "Thank you, and have a wonderful day!" and it usually won't add anything but occasionally it will add a signed name, e.g. "-Dirk" or "-Peb"