A photo with an innocent black punter he’s met on the street? He’s got my vote!
― gyac, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
Let's be fair to the intrepid fellow: Ludo from The Last Samurai would have considered him as a surrogate dad for at least three seconds. He can speak fucking Pashto after all
― imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
hey did u know rory was in afghanistan, nbd
Practising my now - rather rusty - Dari. #Barking pic.twitter.com/xaa0qjAkSL— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) May 27, 2019
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link
Stewart knows Dari but not Pashto, whereas SV fave/leadership no-hoper Tom Tugendhat says he can speak Dari, Pashto, Arabic, as well as French (he is half French).
― gyac, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link
Hunt speaks French, Chinese and Japanese I think?
― gyac, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
he's secured the crucial fatty soames vote
We need to come together as a party, and we need someone who can sort out Brexit, and restore pride, hope and confidence to Britain. That person is @RoryStewartUK. #Iamhonouredtosupporthimhttps://t.co/rfrjt93JFf— Nicholas Soames (@NSoames) May 28, 2019
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
the only other underfed-looking posh people I can think of had sizeable opiate habits which I'm sure isn't the case here.
― thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
no point talking about politics to bookie degenerates, the average punter only reads the back pages of tabloid newspapers. Although they might mistake him for a jockey.
― calzino, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
Hahaha he totally looks like a jockey.
― suzy, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
Whoever would have though there was space for a British Beto O'Rourke
― anvil, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link
beto o'rourke is not an aquaphibian
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4RwAAOxyF0pThwEy/s-l300.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link
Grauniad are doing a poll tracker.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2019/may/28/tory-leadership-contest-odds-tracker-whos-up-and-whos-down
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link
Or actually a not-poll tracker
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
"The percentages are the implied probabilities of each candidate becoming the next Conservative leader, based on the latest betting odds."
here's an idea - just show the betting odds instead, because turning into a percentage doesn't make it any more of a science!
― calzino, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link
whither nate silver in our hour of need
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
🚨 Tory leadership latest 🚨 Chris Grayling is *not* running for the Conservative party leadership. He will be backing "someone else".— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) May 28, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
They’ll be waiting with bated breath for his endorsement.
― gyac, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
a shocking lack of vision from one of the conservative party's most accomplished frontbenchers imo
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
chris grayling, go on ballot
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
there have been many many jokes about the lib dems receiving grayling's application to be leader, guess this works with that
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
He considers himself a member of the lower-upper-middle classes which means – despite this accent – he’s quite posh but not properly so. Eton and Oxford, yes, but also – if briefly – the Black Watch and, eternally, Scotland too. I suspect he thinks of himself as an outsider on the inside; a member of the club but in some vague way not quite a full, or born, one.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
That’s from https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/05/the-refreshing-ridiculousness-of-rory-stewart/
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link
ah yes, one of those classic outsiders who enjoys the patronage of the royal family
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TOsOZmznPGc/hqdefault.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link
^^^^
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
Officer class. Dad posted abroad at just the right time for the government to pay his son’s school fees - no flies on Daddy, apparently.
― suzy, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
The Auld Acquaintance Cairn, near the border at Gretna, would be, he hoped, ‘a lasting marker of our union, something that future generations will look back at and remember, with deep gratitude, the moment we chose to stay together’. This was very Stewartish: slightly unworldly, romantic, and easily mocked. But even if Rory’s Cairn has been largely forgotten now, there are reckoned to be 100,000 stones there, brought to it by people from all across the United Kingdom. And it is still there.
me: https://caleythistleonline.com/uploads/monthly_2016_08/a2dw7lawtzjtwo0ibb48cpndsr6v7h.jpeg.169b7e4592f17fe58cbb03d9d5d5979d.jpeg
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link
can we not traduce rasputin by association with rory stewart pls
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
Tired: voting for Morduant in an internet poll for Tory party leader.
Wired: actually joining the Tories to vote for Rory Stewart and bring world peace
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-ARQhR9Bg
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
are you pretending to hold your phone?— Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion) May 28, 2019
Yes— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) May 28, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 06:11 (four years ago) link
the lower-upper-middle classes
only in England...
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link
https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5c0a7851965aa0162203f983-750-422.jpg https://e3.365dm.com/18/04/768x432/skynews-james-cleverly-mp_4296288.jpg?20180429152715
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:11 (four years ago) link
lol with Dumberly and Malthouse yesterday.. some real big beasts entering the fray. I think Malthouse needs to announce again today.. no-one noticed yesterday.. maybe 2nd time's the charm.
― calzino, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:19 (four years ago) link
Malthouse raised eyebrows on Tuesday by suggesting the government could buy up lamb chops to feed to schoolchildren in the event of no deal. Malthouse told LBC: “Something like 80,000 tonnes of sheep meat is exported every year. Now if we go out with no deal, they think that will be significantly affected … could we use it in hospitals and in schools?”
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:19 (four years ago) link
and uh who's going to pay for it
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:29 (four years ago) link
quality leadership race content, featuring the most Tory Boy Tory Boy of all timehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48408025
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link
Harry Bickling-Baker FFS
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/156DA/production/_107107778_hhb.jpg
Bradley Goodwin is also impressed by Mr Raab's intellect and grasp of policy that he says "other Brexiteers don't have"."He has been making demands of the EU that even Theresa May has not been making," he adds.
― gyac, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
intellectuals read "books" right?
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/87ac2b939073caab25c6e807bc77198f8d063d84/35_0_953_572/master/953.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=94f652335b55d15474fa275778221328
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
I mean fair play to the lad - he’s got books on his windowsill that I wouldn’t have in my toilet.
― gyac, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link
raab's intellect and grasp of policy: "“I hadn’t quite understood the full extent of this,” he said. “But if you look at how we trade in goods, we are particularly reliant on the Dover-Calais crossing.”
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
he clearly hadn't yet gotten around to reading the imposing hardback volume which explains the basics of modern british industry
― a promiscuous, flighty art student looking for love (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
and indeed ancient british marine geography
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
or Arnie's autobiography
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
Things you were shockingly old when you learned (cos of library consisting of readers digest book club staples - which you haven't read)
― calzino, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link
tfw you need to appear smart on tv but you don't own any bookshelves
― a promiscuous, flighty art student looking for love (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
having the time of my life with a bunch of bookshelves, they're all just out of frame, laughing too (at me)
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
Bookshelves obviously crammed with unsold copies of "Britannia Unchained".
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link
at home with the Raabs
a good book is a magical portal to another world pic.twitter.com/IpfxVJ17af— Alex Norris (@dorrismccomics) December 19, 2018
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link