yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

Def Jux Propaganda Machine

The way those ***gits made it sound

YO WILL HIGH--WE DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK

we just like the thread title

*** = Randy Scouse

loool

I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced.

omg

all i'm getting from this is some coke addled roider 6'9" redhead sucker punched a dude from behind in a bathroom and the dude's mom pressed charges?

I guess, by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out.

Such horseshyt.

does the assrape come after the bludgeoning? cuz i think it should be the other way around

If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online

my online persona mirrors my corpereal being more than most other people

I bet he SOCKed that guy and treated him like a PUPPET

"I don't know who can do it justice. Basically, Will High was "popping off" as he calls it to El-P on HHI forums. El-P used the standard internet defense of "yeah, why don't you come see me in real life then", which works 99% of the time because most people on the internet are either not in the same location or not actually going to do anything. El-P had no idea that Will High is actually an extremely large and violent person, who turned up to a Cannibal Ox show somewhere in New York alone. Not sure how the confrontation started but it ended with Will breaking Vorduls jaw. Gentle Jones sent Will Highs details to the police, and Will got arrested and did some jail time. As for describing Will himself that's a whole other post, not sure where to start. His whole persona was extremely idiosynchratic, in that he was a giant of a man into weightlifting, very knowledgeable about hip hop, a former whigger, extremely racist, and very intelligent."

in other words, we got ourselves a live one here

Sending a singing telegram delivered by a howler monkey before hitting him with an immaculate velvet pillow would be a lot funnier, if you're storing up tips for future altercations.

Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be a
sucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/Reggie235/willhighcomic.jpg

wow!

looooooooooooool

fuckin' love the net

that is amazing

A+ would laugh again

LOL @ how this thread continues to bring the LOLZ

C or D: homophobia mixed with a little threatening assrape

replace "little threatening" with "side of"

I recently heard
that my name is lore among a bunch of bike messengers want to meet me or
something, now.

ee cummings

see what i did there?

"bytchass of juxberry rules" is kinda funny tbh

yeah there may be one or two mildly funny things in this thread, now that you mention it

i was just suggesting that we should all adhere to the bytchass of juxberry rules here.

all i'm getting from this is some coke addled roider 6'9" redhead sucker punched a dude from behind in a bathroom and the dude's mom pressed charges?

srsly, if everyone on the internet was saying stuff like that about me I'd def try to defend myself.

tears of laughter at seeing omar little's comic, A+++

It's not Omar's comic. It was done by a guy from the boards who knows me somewhat named Reggie. There are other ones, as well. There are other comics, other posts, and audio, as well. Dig in.

will high is the old country buffet of dudes that beat up def jux dudes

Will, how much do you tip in a restaurant? 20%?

15% at the restaurant (unless the service is outstanding) and 20% at the barber shop. What are you getting at? I am unfamiliar with your insider, site-specific quipes and queries. Make yourself more plain and less cryptic.

where's the restaurant, Will High Yam?

I am unfamiliar with your insider, site-specific quipes and queries

well shit

there are many controversies on this site re: tipping, i thought you should contribute since you are part of the ilx community now. Welcome!

rolling autogoon thread 2009

hey will here is the soulja boy thread in case you want to keep posting here

Oh. "Dig in." You are really some corny ass people. Damn. How old are you? I'm guessing you reside on opposite extremes of the age spectrum: Either under 18, or over 60. This kind of humor is not terribly sophisticated or funny to the rest of us who are still in the workforce.

i think you could help us step up our game

there was just some complaining about lack of new blood...

http://i41.tinypic.com/16aa0co.jpg

Man up Will High: why are you so afraid of gay people?

I'm not afraid. I'll fight any of you. LOL