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The effects I experienced with this strain were great and pleasant, like one of those sleep hallucinations you'll usually get after a long day of driving across town. That and the fact that I woke up in the middle of bed screaming for help. If you are someone who gets hallucinations while driving in or out of cities and villages then you know what I'm talking about.

The first few puffs are not that strong but it soon results in some intense and excessive excrement.

The hallucinations did not end but had the typical "wish it was tomorrow before you died" syndrome which lasts until the brain gets used to the effects and will return to normality.

The effects did not last for more than 45 mins. As stated in my previous post on the subject, "it was like being hit in the mouth twice!"

mick signals, Monday, 27 May 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather the flesh with unbridled pride and desire, that, without fear, I may fill with their blood their graves and open their graves up to them when they will be devoured, for they say, 'It will be our glory to lay up the dead!'" - Isaiah 58.

That is all from the book on "Who is the God of my salvation?" This is a good book that you can find the entire scripture to for free online as well on BibleStudyHippos.com!

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Monday, 27 May 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/8Xb1DLm.png

big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

one just went by. "grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

They were in the sky.

It was like nothing I've ever seen.

In the space between them it was a strange blackness, a void,

a void with no bottom.

It was all dark,

it was all dark,

no one could see out into those abysses.

In between those abysses, just barely,

was a thing black. The blackness looked like

a piece of black metal. And it had a face that looked like

a piece of metal but it wasn't metal.

"a piece of black metal with a face. a piece of

black metal. a piece of metallic black with a face. the blackness

looked like a piece of black metal, but it was black.

No matter who you were or in what position you were,

there was only darkness behind you. There was a white void between you.

That void was a piece of black metal with a face.

There was nothing out there. There was nothing with you.

There was nothing with any of us.

It was a black void and the white void were

like two pieces of metal, or two pieces

big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link

the moments where it feels like it's trying to tell you something are particularly profound

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link

We few.
We panic in a pew.
We sew, ewe sew.
We sew.
Wet sanitary rat in a stew.
Wet stew.
Wo Nemo toss a lasso to me now!
Wo Nemo, wo! Wo Nemo, wo!
Now, I have a mare named, Mule! I have a nymph named, Mule. I have a stallion named, Mule. And I have a horse named, Mule! And I have a cow named, the Mule. And, mule, we are mules, and, cow, ye can ride a stick. And we are a stallion of a stallion, a lance of a lance, and an eagle of an eagle. Ye have a sword named, "Nimble" and a pike named, "Lampshade," but ye shall not wear, ye have a horn named "Odd" and a helmet named, "Worn." Ye must wear yer horn, your cap and your helmet.
But I, Nemo, do not think it wise to wear, yer horn and your cap.
Oh! And we have a stallion named, Mule.
And I, Mule, will not.
O. K. I am sorry. I do not get it that way

weatheringdaleson, Monday, 27 May 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

The best thing about my country is  that I'm able to  talk openly  with  the whole world!"

Kerry is one of fewer than a half dozen U.S. citizens who has openly supported Muslim refugees fleeing the turmoil in Yemen.

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link

i love my cat because

You like my cat, so I am going to love you too much!

I didn't realize that I'm not an actual cat but now I am and its just because you love your cat so much and will keep it as long as you have to. I love your cat, just like any cat that loves its owner and I never want you to regret what you were born to be like. I hope you have a nice day!

"Goodbye, dear, dear.

Love,

Avery"

soref, Monday, 27 May 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Satellite's gone
Up to the skies
Thing like that drive me
Out of my mind

I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on tv

Satellite of love

I love it when they try get

When the world goes to hell

One thing you can't do

Is watch the rain fall

I love the rain

I like the rain

I like the rain

When they try a ride

It's fun in the summertime

One thing you can't do

Is go out to dinner

I really would like

To go to the movies with you

Take you home out there

Wash your hands you dirty bastard

Wear your pants off or I'll slap you if you do something

What are you waiting for

So just hold on a little

You know you got one of the best

You don't wanna do anything

You've got a wife who is a good woman

But I'll do whatever is gonna get me on the moon

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

Wreck me and get me out there

Take me out, get me back,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link

Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got is a guitar pick
Oh baby, you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a piano

But you're so angry that my words run like water through a teapot

Oh baby you're so vicious

I'm sorry you've got so much on your mind, my baby

You're so vicious, you hit me with any color

Oh baby, you're so vicious

We don't have to be so vicious

There's a beautiful beauty in viciousness

We can't be so vicious

Oh god why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

We're not so vicious

You're vicious, you hit me with water

Hey, baby you're vicious

Oh baby, you're so vicious I want you to wash my face

See it's purple, like when you hit me with soap

Oh baby, you're so vicious

I'm sorry you feel so weak

I'm glad you're feeling that way

Oh baby,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."

She said, "I'm not gay, bitch"
Then she says, "I love my man who I'm still dating,
That's the kind of a man!"
Then she says, "I just want to take it easy and take care of myself,"
She adds "We're living the American dream - it's my country"
She doesn't understand
He's getting in the face at the dinner table
And he says, "You, you are the woman I've always wanted, darling"
She says, "That's how we live, boy"
He says, "That's how I live, daddy, love me "
She says, "I'm not a woman, darling, I'm not a man"
He says, "I love my daughter and my wife"
He says, "I'm sorry to hear you're out of touch"
She adds, "I'm not mad, 'cause I'm not mad,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
The Transformers! Robots in disguise!
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
The Transformers!
More than meets the eye!
Transformers: All Hail Megatron! All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Combiner Wars! Transformers: Predacons!
Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Megatron! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: Super Combination of Forces! Transformers: Transformers vs. Decepticons! Transformers: The Transformers! Robots in Disguise: The Transformers!
Matterhorn
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Transformers! Optimus Prime vs. Decepticon Army
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Optimus Prime vs. Combiner Wars
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Megatron vs. Autobots
Transformers: Megatron vs. De

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 00:44 (four years ago) link

What does the algorithm see in you? What do you want to express? What can you do to express it? What questions come up in it that you don't want the software to answer? There aren't even explicit answers yet. You can only take in what there is, and hope that your intuitions are wrong. What a terrible design choice. I'd rather my system does what it's programmed to; the rest of me is left guessing. So there you go: you get what you pay for. You'll know that it does what it's set out to do, and you'll feel safe with it. You may be surprised at the things that it can still make wrong, because the algorithm isn't built with the intention of providing one-way, one-sentence answers at all times. This is the basic idea behind the "what's not allowed" box in the software design review process. This applies also whenever there are questions you're not able to answer, or when you come up against constraints your implementation cannot meet. By design, the software should try to answer these questions at all times. For many developers, what makes things weird is that they're often forced to think hard about what the program does and what its limits and constraints mean, and then they

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link

two plus two equals nine, so we are in reality nine plus seven = twelve)."

The number nine is the fourth number of the Hebrew alphabet and, according to Islamic history, represents the divine power of divinity. One might assume that there would be a significant amount of interest in a number nine in the 19th century. However, even with the advent of modern technology, many religious scholars did not expect the development to have such widespread significance, and the Jewish population never found itself to include a 9-9.

Rabbi Yitzchak Kedarz said of this fact: "The 9-9 is the ninth letter at the beginning of a Hebrew alphabet, its meaning, however, remained secret. By means of the Hebrew 10-9, the numbers 9, 12, and 20, we know the exact order of the symbols. This is the reason why the 9-9 corresponds to the name of Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon, who created the first written Torah in the year 533 B.C. We cannot tell with certainty where Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon was born. His father, Rabbi Baruch Solomon died in the year 709 B.C., when the people of the land occupied Jerusalem. But we know that his name is written the first time in the form of letters in the inscription on the door of his father's tomb in the city of Gibeah.

big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the
fitness centre.
Carrying your weight around helps get your blood pressure up and keep you feeling strong (or at least happy). Exercise also helps you to sleep better and have less anxiety. You may even think: "Ah, I could go back home and sleep!" If not for having an exercise routine we wouldn't do anything of use. This advice is based on the observation of other studies in psychology and health that suggest exercising in a variety of activities might have a similar effect on health as exercise does with mental health. The results of these studies have been extremely clear - not only does exercise improve health, it improves fitness too.
"It also improves fitness. When your body is performing the highest level of performance possible it's good to be physically active. Having exercise may be helpful in your everyday life as well as giving you a sense of purpose." – Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every Money Store Should Do With Your Money (I Know What You're Thinking) ", and "How to Get Rich - Your Self-Improvement Handbook"
-Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link

What do you get when you cross an ordinary young man-boy with a woman whose breasts remind you of nothing so much as a bottle of wine?"

Alfred Hitchcock.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:00 (four years ago) link

In this suspenseful thriller, Terence Covers must choose between killing his daughter, the beautiful woman he always loves to see murdered, and going on the run. Meanwhile, a group of men travel to a remote island to capture a serial killer. At the remote, remote island, the killer hides in a remote shack.
"I don't think I've ever wanted to see another movie like it." - Entertainment Weekly

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:25 (four years ago) link

It was a dark and stormy night. A man in a dark suit, white coat, and tie walked around the area before him.

He said he would be in contact with police if anyone else could help him.

His partner was not hurt, and he seemed to be unharmed in the worst of the storm.

"Just take a deep breath," he said as he stood up.

A man drove up behind him, and said he was a cop. The two walked closer, and he talked about the police.

He got up and walked away.

On the way back, the police stopped the vehicle. When another officer walked near them, the man pulled a gun and pointed it at them.

He took their pockets and told police that was the gun he was carrying when he opened fire.

The man and the partner came together when their car stopped in front of a friend's house. The man got out and asked for assistance.

On the other side of town, police were trying to make contact with a man with a gun who was inside his friend's condo building. He told the police he was going to shoot up an apartment complex.

Officers were walking with what were supposed to be a 2.3-acre area when they saw him with a small black bag on his waist. They arrested him

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link

This thing seems to have been trained on a lot of crime reports.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link

In this suspenseful thriller, we are told the story of a married couple (Harrison Ford, John Cassavetes, Tom Hanks and Ray Liotta) who get engaged and start planning a happy wedding, with their wedding cake being a cake made of a mysterious substance called Crystal Meth.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:38 (four years ago) link

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

But you gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

This rock and roll we're living in ain't easy

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:51 (four years ago) link

Second-inversion I chords, which don't classically have tonic function, are sometimes produced when the vocal melody is diminished by a fourth note as in: F.
The 3-5 chord is generally considered by musicians to have more tonality in general, and is not easily represented by single-note chords as they are in the other modes. The three-note triad is the basis of the dominant I chord except for the minor. A triad is the foundation chord of these modes and can be considered the third dominant chord, or even the sixth.

Triads are based on two chords: a fourth dominant and a second dominant chord, where the dominant chord is diminished on its fourth note.

A triad has three principal triadals: the triad, which can be made up of two or more notes, and the triadin, which is made up of two or more triads.

The two keys that have triads are C, and key 3. Keys of this order are dominant and tonic, so triads in all possible keys are based on triads of key 3.

Some American and British musicians often take a tonic-dominant position, and play many of these songs in 3rd string minor. These "tongues" of dominant tonality are also often given the name "minor tonal harmony."

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:52 (four years ago) link

In 1857, Abraham Lincoln famously said "My head's too small" to win re-election. In the current presidential race, he seems to have said "Well, you are not going to let me win that job. I'll be seventy-five years old by the time we get to the inauguration."

What's going on? How did Abraham Lincoln become the President of the United States, who had a head so small? We think this might be because of his famous battle cry in the Lincoln Memorial, "I would not be the President had I not won," which Lincoln uttered during the Presidential Election campaign to help persuade others that a loss was not just a loss, but his victory.

Ari (whenuweremine), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 04:01 (four years ago) link

The band's music has been described as a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis. "When someone's singing a song, that's their own thing," says singer Jonny Greenwood, "but when the song is a love song ... I love it. It's something I will never cease to love."

jmm, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link

^ This is a good input for generating cliché music interviews.

jmm, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link

<b>She took off her bra and got on her knees.</b>  She bent over and gave me a quick kiss and then slipped her panties off again.  I took one look at her naked body and knew that she didn't want me.  She knew I was there to kill her, like I had murdered her mother.  She said little words that I was too afraid to hear.  "I didn't say anything to her, I told you to watch your back!"  I took another look at her bare tits and saw why she had no pussy.  I felt her pussy lips start to slide down the top of her panties and she screamed as she came.  Her breath caught as she came for the second time in a long time.    "Oh God!  I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!!!  I'm so sorry!!!  Why did I do that to you?!  Why?  I'm so sorry!  I just, uh...oh. God, I don't know...I don't know what happened.  Oh no!"  She grabbed my face in her hair and cried hysterically.  I heard her scream again, "Please come for me!  Please!" It didn't take me more than a split second to understand what she was saying

closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link

Recipe for koala casserole

Ingredients:

300 litres (1 gallon) cooking pot, heated to 120C with 120-130mm cover, (make sure to check temperature of propane as you will use it)

2 tbs sugar

60g butter

2-3 tbsp cream cheese, softened to room temperature

50g of flour

2 tsp salt

For the koala meat, slice into small cubes and add the meat, a tsp of salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 165C/Fan 400B.

Cut the meat in half lengthwise.

Cut through the centre and all but 1.5 inches to the inside of the meat, leaving a gap. Place inside the pot as you can see in the picture.

The koala has no meat stuck to it.

Add butter and mix well.

Pour in sugar and heat over a medium heat for 2 and a half minutes, the mixture will be bubbling from the meat.

Add a little flour and season with salt and cream cheese, mix well.

Cook the meat over the oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown and cooked through.

If using a pan that has a bottom (aka roasting pan), start cooking on an inner surface

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 08:55 (four years ago) link

theresa may: is her project subtly machiavellian or merely cunning, baldrick-style?

thedy: it's both . . . and not. her project is to win the hearts and minds of the undecided. but when the undecided is made to feel like they are in the wrong by the project being presented with a choice between them and the project in the opposite direction . . .

theresa may: what if the project as a whole fails to satisfy the desired target? how will that hurt them in the longer-run?

theresa may: how will "them" feel?

theresa may: what if the project in fact works better for them than the project in the opposite direction?

theresa may: will they actually become more loyal to her project?

thedy may: do i lose a few votes simply because i disagree? or is that merely bad social engineering?

it will work.

if the project does not fulfill its potential, I guess i lose only 2 votes and a bit too many people but the project will still prevail.

i'm not a good sociologist so it might be a waste to say so . . .

this might be easier in the longer runs in more subtle ways but I imagine that as soon as people begin to get bored with it

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link

how WILL them feel??

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:13 (four years ago) link

nsfw but strangely literary:
She was naked and her cunt was full and her breast very big. She had wet her cunt with her hand and her whole whole body was sore and stretched like a lumpy lump on her stomach. She told me that her breast was like a big jollity-bell, all full-grown. What did I do? I could not take care of my wife's tender and tender cunt. I took out something which will suffice. I put it between my hands and I touched the whole thing and gave her nothing which I could not do without. Now she was full of pleasure. She lay on the floor, she turned round and kissed me as if I loved her. No one knows what she said, for if I had done so she would have died."

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:18 (four years ago) link

It's such a good feeling
To know you're alive
It's such a happy feeling
You're
not so alone
It's such a really good feeling, man
It's such a great feeling
It's such a warm feeling
It's such a cool feeling
It feels like I'm alone
It feels like all the world is melting away
It feels like I'm alone
It's such a great feeling
It's such a happy feeling
I'm gonna give up right now (it's a great feeling)
It's such a great feeling, man
It's such a great feeling
I'm gonna give up right now (I give up right now) (it's a great feeling)
In the summer of my teen years, I never thought I'd do anything that would make me cry so tears rolled down my cheeks and I could only hold the sight of my mom lying on the bed and sobbing, all I could do was cry.
It took a while for me to grow up, but I did change. I stopped watching movies as I would always end up watching porn and video games. I stopped being an arrogant fuck who thought I already belonged to this world because I played videogames online

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:24 (four years ago) link

<b>No regrets Coyote
We just come from such different sets of circumstance
I'm up all night in the studios
And you're up early on your ranch
You'll be brushing out a brood mare's tail
While the sun is ascending
And I'll just be getting home with my reel to reel</b>
Coyote's gone down for a while now
I'm trying to talk to you, he'll come crawling back out
Aha I know how bad the blues is
But you'll just see me getting to my farm
And the house will be standing up to all these years
You're in town for a job interview
I'm just hoping you'll be good at business
You know what to do with the wood I cut
And I hope it works out good
I hope my wife sees you again
I would have loved to have had my wife around
But she got divorced, but I'm glad she had you
The other thing is that we don't really have a choice
We just have to make it happen, we have to make it happen
We can't just stop there
So you're going to need an assistant
And that will cost you something...

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:57 (four years ago) link

That's actually pretty good tbh

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:58 (four years ago) link

favourite one so far probably a tie between the chronicles of Moffe and the book of Mule

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town
in the film, showing off his amazing skills of the running stride, high step count and the like. He also makes use of his big foot, which he shows off a few times. I always enjoy seeing guys with such awesome legs, so I'm glad he gets some recognition for his abilities.

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:23 (four years ago) link

Here are the Laws of cricket:

2. No captain or umpire will call a ball for which the batsman does not feel the ball has touched his stumps, provided there is no attempt to steal the catch. The ball must be touched before being called unless the batsman feels the ball is not in his stumps. 3. When a ball is under-wicket or when it has already been called to a leg-before, the umpire or captain shall look on the next ball to the left as he shall see fit, and when he shall find the ball not to be under-wicket, he shall call it; and if the ball is to be called and the batsman feels, after having called it for two balls, that the ball has reached his stumps he shall, on a subsequent ball, call it, if he shall not see at then that the ball is to be called again and will not be passed by another batsman. 4. If any umpire or captain shall throw or throw-for in the line where a ball has been called to a stumps, either in the middle or down at length of the wicket which he sees fit, he shall throw it down in an alley or similar place if one is at hand. If a game falls out from the wicket into an alley after it has been caught, the captain shall

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link

Here are the rules of snooker:

The Snooker Court's rules for courts:

Each player starts with 3/5th of the ball in his bag when playing the game.

When a player leaves the bag, he must retrieve his 1st player piece.

When a third player player pieces leaves his bag, he must retrieve his 3rd player piece. This is what the player must do if he was not successful during their turn.

The player with the more expensive bag is called 'the Snooker'. When a player makes a successful play, he gets an additional piece to the bag.

When a bag is empty, a player cannot buy and the bag is returned to their opponent for free.

When the Snooker Court decides to give out a tie, you must make your bag a certain size!

It doesn't matter if the Bag is big enough or small, as long as both players have equal bag sizes the Snooker is not possible.

For additional information and for those interested:

Visit our site at www.snooketickets.com.

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link

Ton up

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:32 (four years ago) link

In one of the worst industrial accidents of all time, a company in Mexico named Pinto Plastics Corporation went into bankruptcy after they failed to sell the "green" aluminum used in their product to a Chinese company, resulting in many deaths and the injury of numerous others. The company was owned by Mexican billionaire Enrique Marichal. The company was owned by Marichal's close associate, Juan Pinto , a drug dealer from Guadalajara. I can't help but wonder if this was something that his girlfriend and their two sons thought was important enough to mention to the press. (Mariana said that the company 'brought about a wave of public outrage. They wanted to know if anyone knew anything about the accident, and they weren't informed of the fact that Marichal or his son had owned this company for years!) What happened next was pretty horrific . Pinto is accused of stealing more than 1,000 aluminum cans and dumping them into rivers where they sank, then dumping the aluminum cans into open fields. (As you know, not all of the cans found were recycled; Pinto's company was found dumping thousands of cans at a time.) By the time the rescue teams arrived, the victims had turned into floating cadavers, and the remains turned into "dead bodies" by then,

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link

Write me an e e cummings poem

I read it from head to toe and I'm going to make it

Erect and strong, like a man

Hear all the words in my head

My hair up, my arms out, my hands clenched

I want you all to see me like this

You want me to be like your real man

I promise you it'll be worth it

(I'm coming for you, cummings)

I know just the words to put on

You see me on this couch right here with you

I'm waiting for you to make your move

Eyes on you, my dick on you, you're

(I'm coming for you, cummings)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link

(the repeated (I'm coming for you, cummings) seals the deal imo)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link

Here are the rules of baseball: Rule 1,000 rules: No one is allowed to use the word "loser" unless you mean that the team that was eliminated (with winning teams) actually beat the other team's team, or you want to be a nice person. Rule 3,111, the rule that says you should always be "fair and balanced," goes against the spirit of the game in that it implies that losing sucks. If you ever find yourself saying "loser," then just stop doing it. Rule 4,5 is more forgiving of teams that are in disarray rather than a true winner and winner's hell. Rule 5,001 says the team that wins the division or a wild card game can't win the World Series. We're not even halfway through our season yet so it's not like a real World Series game will be played this October unless the Cardinals go on a winning run. Rule 6.13 says winning in baseball is like winning in any other sport: It's good enough for the moment; it's a part of an individual's personality. It takes more than one thing to win a World Series game. It's just baseball. But the fact that someone can't lose is actually quite ironic and kind of silly in light of how much baseball is actually about getting to the World Series. The World Series itself is much better than most other sports

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link

all otm tbh

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link

One of the worst disasters in human history unfolded when an airship carrying some of the world's biggest miners crashed into the sea off Peru's Pacific coast.

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link

tbf if they're real, and I feel they might be too good to be real, mick signals' suspenseful thrillers are also the best

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a
fly could be seen
A dark cloud hung overhead
And in the middle of the night
There wasn't any light at all
There was only the darkness
And it was night
And all through the house
Not a light or bird was stirring
Not a spirit was stirring
The night came and it was cold
There was only the darkness And all through the house
Not a spirit was stirring There was only the darkness And all through the house
There was only one light
A night for the cold
A lightless night for Christmas

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I dunno but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And
heathers don't sing
And my feet and hips are still cold
And the dog bark was kinda funny
Oh, she's like a ghost that smells like  beer
She smells like beer
She sings  Beer
She'll sing Beer again and again...oh my god
That would be pretty awesome.
Yeah, I want that.
I want all kinds of beer.
I want beer.
I want all kinds of beer.
All kinds of beer.
It'll be really nice to play with some beers
(That's how I felt inside)
That would be so so nice.
Heh. Heh. Heh. heh (Heh)
Oh, look what I'm making.
I bet they're making you a good choice.
Oh, a little bit extra.
That's good, that's good.
Just make sure if there is anyone that needs to hear about that, just tell them.
That would be so good.
It's all about having  something interesting 
That's the  only thing you have to go back to.
(That's how I heard)
I like  a good adventure.

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link

This is the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Goldilocks, the first dog, is a shy, curious dog. He loves to play with other dogs, run and jump. However his favorite thing to do is to play hide and seek. However, he is no match for the three bears. The bears attack Goldilocks everytime you enter the house, all the time, and they all attack him from the shadows. It's a sadistic story, but it is very funny, and it is quite a story if you get over that feeling that the characters will end up in jail because of this. It's also an amazing story in its own right, because it is only when you see the movie that this story really comes out. It's more of a "What if?" story. The Three Bears, in contrast, are beautiful animals. They can be friendly, funny, outgoing. They love to jump, run, jump and swim. So I hope you will enjoy this film, and keep coming back to it.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by ichor by a voodoo witch in the attic. But I'll be damned if they couldn't get it right."

"Oh dear, this is getting uncomfortable, Mrs. White," I mewled, and he paused. "I guess I'll have to do this sometime before it gets too intense." I looked out the window. A strange cloud of steam crept up into the house where they kept the car. I sat back in my chair and picked up the phone. This sounded like a real emergency. I had the number of the agent who sent me my report of the previous night, and I dialed the number: "Hello? Hello? I didn't mean to disturb your peace and tranquility during your sleep." "I see you had that, Mr. White. No need, but could I speak to one of your servants for a minute?" I heard a few seconds where nothing happened. The man who answered the phone said, with one voice, that he hadn't noticed anything unusual; that he knew I had the number the night before, and that he was expecting a report of your condition. I answered and he immediately hung up as if on cue – because I was an idiot!

I did get a few minutes' time to myself. I went to the window and watched some odd things move by.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link

Could Messi do it on a cold and rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?

I've thought and felt for ages about it. Every once in a great while I have gone for him on a cold and snowy night in Stoke City on a nice day without being aware that I was going to do this. I'd do it. But I would only do it on a cold and rainy Tuesday morning on a beautiful day (the Tuesday before game day). I'd try to go for a long ball before the game even started, but of course, I would leave it in the net. But there are very few things like Messi's trickery, and it makes me sad because this isn't something I think about. I don't think it'll happen.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link


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