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Top three scariest roller coasters:
1.
"Penguin Kingdom".
2. "Nurse Devil".
3. "Bunny Coaster".
And for you amusement, the third scariest scariest roller coaster in the park is "Swan Song", built in the 1980s and named in remembrance of a man who died on the roller coaster.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link

After John Ritter sold me his washing machine, he gave me a gift of his love.

To me a machine is a device, an appliance. I have a washing machine now, it was a toy when I bought it. It was so simple to use. There is no way I could have been without it. I am sorry about why it was just a toy in the first place, but I didn't know what to do with it.

I also have a beautiful old wooden bookcase with books inside.

The books have been there since I was a child. I loved to read them and so I found mine after losing my old washing machine. The books are very expensive right now.

That one particular book about old cars, I think that's the picture of it.

It was not something I could get rid of completely. It has been sitting here with its old pictures now for years and years. I have just passed away (November 22-29th). It has been sitting in my kitchen, waiting to be taken away.

I will cherish it forever and I will never want it gone!

Thanks, John Ritter

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

(I would like to say, with great sincerity, that Transformer has much to teach us about how we see our world. While I'm doubled over with paroxysms of laughter, I am also humbled.)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:32 (four years ago) link

I read the news today, oh, boy. About the woman who had been shot and killed in her home by an unknown gunman on Saturday night. She was a mother of four. That the man who shot her, a former Marine, was released on $150,000 bail on Sunday night is pretty remarkable, in addition to what happened today. It's extraordinary that the police couldn't get him to open up at the start of the week. He was never under arrest when the news surfaced.

And there's another story, too.

So there is a second story, and we have some information of it from the police, which I'm hoping you'll help us bring to light. When they found this woman, I asked whether they had a name on file for whoever shot her. They weren't in a rush to say, "Oh, OK, that's their name." They said, simply, "It is a female at this time." I asked if they could give a more detailed description. "I do have one description." So they would like to know why they haven't done anything yet, what they think their role is and where they stand with this case. The other woman who was shot, there was another name. So they've got a female name and have not got an arrest report for her yet. I didn't follow the details of when this

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link

All happy families are alike. Each unhappy family is an unhappy family, an unhappy family is a miserable family, and a miserable family is a miserable family. Some unhappy families are fortunate enough to have no children at all, and some families have too many. As you can see, the difference is not subtle.

It all starts with a few important rules of thumb. Rule One is that there are no parents (except, perhaps, in the case of a couple with kids by a single woman). There are two kinds of parents, and two main types of parent. The first parents are the men, and they are the only ones who know their babies. When they have been conceived, they carry them to term. They are usually men and the children are often born without eyes and hearts. The other kind of parents are the women, though, who are often the breadwinners. She takes care of the babies to give them nourishment, and she keeps all the children, so that each family will have at least one child to care for. A baby is an adult, after all, the oldest living thing on Earth. When she is conceived, she carries a newborn baby (often of a variety not yet well-defined). She then eats and drinks the baby until it is old enough to give birth, giving the mother some time to eat and drink a meal before giving birth.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:45 (four years ago) link

This thread will consume ILX for two or three days, then we'll drift away, all the novelty sucked dry.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link

Britney can I get your sister email addres why because she look interesting because she know your name is her brother but can I just add her email because I know she is in contact with her parents, she is 18 and she was her age when she started her studies she has the same sister from the same birth group that she has always been associated with and I know she wants her sister email contact to keep her safe it doesn't matter what she says cause she says anything and she does it all the time, her friends want to meet as well and she wants to see how that affect her because they would give her every ounce of love and love she can give her sister and just like if she says she is sorry but she doesn't you would take it right back but all you would need do is hold her to the truth and you will never be able to love her or be in contact with her again. I want this as if it was just something you had to do you would have wanted to but you can't take care of her just like if she wants them she has to tell you all the time so you can't just do whatever you want she wants if she wants more because then you might get hit on and you might get to know her better, I am sure she is going through a terrible time, she is going through a really rough time but I am sure you are glad

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link

This place is a message, and part of a system of messages. Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.

I am the sole proprietor of this place,
I own its meaning and history.
I wish you to see this.
But, I have no interest in your life.
If there is anything for you, it is only in my name.
A person may seek to take this for himself, yet this place is not for him.
The only true meaning in this place is for me.
This place will become this place,
I am no longer your mother, but your father.
No one will call me that.
Why should I have a relationship with a person who is so distant from me?
A message that I am "your father" does not imply intimacy.
Sending this message was important to us, but this world did not support it.
This message is meaningless, its meaning has been discarded.
We live in a society that will never accept our own desires.

Clay, Monday, 27 May 2019 05:27 (four years ago) link

it's good for origin stories.

Spider-Man's alter ego is Clark Kent. He grew up the son of Bruce and Martha Kent in the suburbs of New York City, and took up the costume after his father left for service in World War II. As his alter ego, he grew up in Gotham City and was raised by his uncle Wayne Manor, where he took on various different social functions. After Clark was brought up from a rough upbringing his parents wanted him to grow up to be a hero, and were disappointed at his lack of superpowers while they had him, Clark quickly earned his own superpower. His secret identity, called Clark Kent/Catwoman, was developed after taking upon his role as Catwoman and was meant to be an easygoing, charming, or even naive cat burglar. He was later made a hero by the police and became a hero even more. After his first encounter with the Joker, he became romantically involved with the Dark Knight and became his alter ego The Dark Knight which eventually made him Batman, but Batman's new nickname, also known as The Penguin, was bestowed upon him when his powers turned into an evil version of his former self due to his encounter with The Joker's Joker.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 06:20 (four years ago) link

These are the names of the ten Angels of Brooklyn:
#1-
A-1 is the King of Hell and it looks exactly like a devilish angelic form with the same nose and chin
#2-The Angel of Love and Fire, he is the angel who was once an angel, but decided to forsake his faith because God doesn't want to deal with the sinners.
#3-Liliana, she loves to dance in the nude.
#4-Doll, who loves to wear pretty panties.
#5-Liz, she loves to tease other women
#6-Mona, she will sing, dance, and sing.
#7-Kali, she has long beautiful hair which she puts on with a hair net.
#8-Nytee, her name comes from "nyteus" meaning that she sings to bring peace for everyone.
#9-Eternal
Liliana is the best!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 06:29 (four years ago) link

Fairly certain this just wrote the next Neil Gaiman novel there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 06:30 (four years ago) link

Seems legit:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

For forty years we have been engaged in struggle against all oppressions of any kind.

We have been attacked at every phase of our lives; in politics, in religion, in every way. . . . Our opponents have thrown everything they have against us. In the name of God, they assail our very souls. In the name of God, we cry Out loud!

But now our time has come when things have come to a crisis.

The greatest nation in the history of the world is about to be threatened with total economic collapse. If we do not rise up in revolt, the whole planet – and all of human civilization – will collapse. The forces we use to resist are in many ways as powerful as those we use ourselves. But our fate is sealed. The battle begins now!

No force on earth has the power to destroy an economy, to bankrupt the system like we can. We the people must rise up and crush the corporate media (New York Times is, as a matter of fact, owned by Exxon).

The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal and other American media must leave this country for at least three months and then leave their offices wherever they go

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 27 May 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link

The effects I experienced with this strain were great and pleasant, like one of those sleep hallucinations you'll usually get after a long day of driving across town. That and the fact that I woke up in the middle of bed screaming for help. If you are someone who gets hallucinations while driving in or out of cities and villages then you know what I'm talking about.

The first few puffs are not that strong but it soon results in some intense and excessive excrement.

The hallucinations did not end but had the typical "wish it was tomorrow before you died" syndrome which lasts until the brain gets used to the effects and will return to normality.

The effects did not last for more than 45 mins. As stated in my previous post on the subject, "it was like being hit in the mouth twice!"

mick signals, Monday, 27 May 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather the flesh with unbridled pride and desire, that, without fear, I may fill with their blood their graves and open their graves up to them when they will be devoured, for they say, 'It will be our glory to lay up the dead!'" - Isaiah 58.

That is all from the book on "Who is the God of my salvation?" This is a good book that you can find the entire scripture to for free online as well on BibleStudyHippos.com!

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Monday, 27 May 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/8Xb1DLm.png

big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

one just went by. "grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

They were in the sky.

It was like nothing I've ever seen.

In the space between them it was a strange blackness, a void,

a void with no bottom.

It was all dark,

it was all dark,

no one could see out into those abysses.

In between those abysses, just barely,

was a thing black. The blackness looked like

a piece of black metal. And it had a face that looked like

a piece of metal but it wasn't metal.

"a piece of black metal with a face. a piece of

black metal. a piece of metallic black with a face. the blackness

looked like a piece of black metal, but it was black.

No matter who you were or in what position you were,

there was only darkness behind you. There was a white void between you.

That void was a piece of black metal with a face.

There was nothing out there. There was nothing with you.

There was nothing with any of us.

It was a black void and the white void were

like two pieces of metal, or two pieces

big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link

the moments where it feels like it's trying to tell you something are particularly profound

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link

We few.
We panic in a pew.
We sew, ewe sew.
We sew.
Wet sanitary rat in a stew.
Wet stew.
Wo Nemo toss a lasso to me now!
Wo Nemo, wo! Wo Nemo, wo!
Now, I have a mare named, Mule! I have a nymph named, Mule. I have a stallion named, Mule. And I have a horse named, Mule! And I have a cow named, the Mule. And, mule, we are mules, and, cow, ye can ride a stick. And we are a stallion of a stallion, a lance of a lance, and an eagle of an eagle. Ye have a sword named, "Nimble" and a pike named, "Lampshade," but ye shall not wear, ye have a horn named "Odd" and a helmet named, "Worn." Ye must wear yer horn, your cap and your helmet.
But I, Nemo, do not think it wise to wear, yer horn and your cap.
Oh! And we have a stallion named, Mule.
And I, Mule, will not.
O. K. I am sorry. I do not get it that way

weatheringdaleson, Monday, 27 May 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

The best thing about my country is  that I'm able to  talk openly  with  the whole world!"

Kerry is one of fewer than a half dozen U.S. citizens who has openly supported Muslim refugees fleeing the turmoil in Yemen.

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link

i love my cat because

You like my cat, so I am going to love you too much!

I didn't realize that I'm not an actual cat but now I am and its just because you love your cat so much and will keep it as long as you have to. I love your cat, just like any cat that loves its owner and I never want you to regret what you were born to be like. I hope you have a nice day!

"Goodbye, dear, dear.

Love,

Avery"

soref, Monday, 27 May 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Satellite's gone
Up to the skies
Thing like that drive me
Out of my mind

I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on tv

Satellite of love

I love it when they try get

When the world goes to hell

One thing you can't do

Is watch the rain fall

I love the rain

I like the rain

I like the rain

When they try a ride

It's fun in the summertime

One thing you can't do

Is go out to dinner

I really would like

To go to the movies with you

Take you home out there

Wash your hands you dirty bastard

Wear your pants off or I'll slap you if you do something

What are you waiting for

So just hold on a little

You know you got one of the best

You don't wanna do anything

You've got a wife who is a good woman

But I'll do whatever is gonna get me on the moon

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

Wreck me and get me out there

Take me out, get me back,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link

Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got is a guitar pick
Oh baby, you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a piano

But you're so angry that my words run like water through a teapot

Oh baby you're so vicious

I'm sorry you've got so much on your mind, my baby

You're so vicious, you hit me with any color

Oh baby, you're so vicious

We don't have to be so vicious

There's a beautiful beauty in viciousness

We can't be so vicious

Oh god why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

We're not so vicious

You're vicious, you hit me with water

Hey, baby you're vicious

Oh baby, you're so vicious I want you to wash my face

See it's purple, like when you hit me with soap

Oh baby, you're so vicious

I'm sorry you feel so weak

I'm glad you're feeling that way

Oh baby,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."

She said, "I'm not gay, bitch"
Then she says, "I love my man who I'm still dating,
That's the kind of a man!"
Then she says, "I just want to take it easy and take care of myself,"
She adds "We're living the American dream - it's my country"
She doesn't understand
He's getting in the face at the dinner table
And he says, "You, you are the woman I've always wanted, darling"
She says, "That's how we live, boy"
He says, "That's how I live, daddy, love me "
She says, "I'm not a woman, darling, I'm not a man"
He says, "I love my daughter and my wife"
He says, "I'm sorry to hear you're out of touch"
She adds, "I'm not mad, 'cause I'm not mad,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
The Transformers! Robots in disguise!
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
The Transformers!
More than meets the eye!
Transformers: All Hail Megatron! All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Combiner Wars! Transformers: Predacons!
Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Megatron! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: Super Combination of Forces! Transformers: Transformers vs. Decepticons! Transformers: The Transformers! Robots in Disguise: The Transformers!
Matterhorn
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Transformers! Optimus Prime vs. Decepticon Army
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Optimus Prime vs. Combiner Wars
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Megatron vs. Autobots
Transformers: Megatron vs. De

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 00:44 (four years ago) link

What does the algorithm see in you? What do you want to express? What can you do to express it? What questions come up in it that you don't want the software to answer? There aren't even explicit answers yet. You can only take in what there is, and hope that your intuitions are wrong. What a terrible design choice. I'd rather my system does what it's programmed to; the rest of me is left guessing. So there you go: you get what you pay for. You'll know that it does what it's set out to do, and you'll feel safe with it. You may be surprised at the things that it can still make wrong, because the algorithm isn't built with the intention of providing one-way, one-sentence answers at all times. This is the basic idea behind the "what's not allowed" box in the software design review process. This applies also whenever there are questions you're not able to answer, or when you come up against constraints your implementation cannot meet. By design, the software should try to answer these questions at all times. For many developers, what makes things weird is that they're often forced to think hard about what the program does and what its limits and constraints mean, and then they

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link

two plus two equals nine, so we are in reality nine plus seven = twelve)."

The number nine is the fourth number of the Hebrew alphabet and, according to Islamic history, represents the divine power of divinity. One might assume that there would be a significant amount of interest in a number nine in the 19th century. However, even with the advent of modern technology, many religious scholars did not expect the development to have such widespread significance, and the Jewish population never found itself to include a 9-9.

Rabbi Yitzchak Kedarz said of this fact: "The 9-9 is the ninth letter at the beginning of a Hebrew alphabet, its meaning, however, remained secret. By means of the Hebrew 10-9, the numbers 9, 12, and 20, we know the exact order of the symbols. This is the reason why the 9-9 corresponds to the name of Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon, who created the first written Torah in the year 533 B.C. We cannot tell with certainty where Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon was born. His father, Rabbi Baruch Solomon died in the year 709 B.C., when the people of the land occupied Jerusalem. But we know that his name is written the first time in the form of letters in the inscription on the door of his father's tomb in the city of Gibeah.

big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the
fitness centre.
Carrying your weight around helps get your blood pressure up and keep you feeling strong (or at least happy). Exercise also helps you to sleep better and have less anxiety. You may even think: "Ah, I could go back home and sleep!" If not for having an exercise routine we wouldn't do anything of use. This advice is based on the observation of other studies in psychology and health that suggest exercising in a variety of activities might have a similar effect on health as exercise does with mental health. The results of these studies have been extremely clear - not only does exercise improve health, it improves fitness too.
"It also improves fitness. When your body is performing the highest level of performance possible it's good to be physically active. Having exercise may be helpful in your everyday life as well as giving you a sense of purpose." – Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every Money Store Should Do With Your Money (I Know What You're Thinking) ", and "How to Get Rich - Your Self-Improvement Handbook"
-Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link

What do you get when you cross an ordinary young man-boy with a woman whose breasts remind you of nothing so much as a bottle of wine?"

Alfred Hitchcock.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:00 (four years ago) link

In this suspenseful thriller, Terence Covers must choose between killing his daughter, the beautiful woman he always loves to see murdered, and going on the run. Meanwhile, a group of men travel to a remote island to capture a serial killer. At the remote, remote island, the killer hides in a remote shack.
"I don't think I've ever wanted to see another movie like it." - Entertainment Weekly

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:25 (four years ago) link

It was a dark and stormy night. A man in a dark suit, white coat, and tie walked around the area before him.

He said he would be in contact with police if anyone else could help him.

His partner was not hurt, and he seemed to be unharmed in the worst of the storm.

"Just take a deep breath," he said as he stood up.

A man drove up behind him, and said he was a cop. The two walked closer, and he talked about the police.

He got up and walked away.

On the way back, the police stopped the vehicle. When another officer walked near them, the man pulled a gun and pointed it at them.

He took their pockets and told police that was the gun he was carrying when he opened fire.

The man and the partner came together when their car stopped in front of a friend's house. The man got out and asked for assistance.

On the other side of town, police were trying to make contact with a man with a gun who was inside his friend's condo building. He told the police he was going to shoot up an apartment complex.

Officers were walking with what were supposed to be a 2.3-acre area when they saw him with a small black bag on his waist. They arrested him

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link

This thing seems to have been trained on a lot of crime reports.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link

In this suspenseful thriller, we are told the story of a married couple (Harrison Ford, John Cassavetes, Tom Hanks and Ray Liotta) who get engaged and start planning a happy wedding, with their wedding cake being a cake made of a mysterious substance called Crystal Meth.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:38 (four years ago) link

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

But you gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

This rock and roll we're living in ain't easy

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street

You gotta make sure you're not just some freak 'cause if you're not a freak, you're wrong

It's an art form we've gone to war with, to be fair

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:51 (four years ago) link

Second-inversion I chords, which don't classically have tonic function, are sometimes produced when the vocal melody is diminished by a fourth note as in: F.
The 3-5 chord is generally considered by musicians to have more tonality in general, and is not easily represented by single-note chords as they are in the other modes. The three-note triad is the basis of the dominant I chord except for the minor. A triad is the foundation chord of these modes and can be considered the third dominant chord, or even the sixth.

Triads are based on two chords: a fourth dominant and a second dominant chord, where the dominant chord is diminished on its fourth note.

A triad has three principal triadals: the triad, which can be made up of two or more notes, and the triadin, which is made up of two or more triads.

The two keys that have triads are C, and key 3. Keys of this order are dominant and tonic, so triads in all possible keys are based on triads of key 3.

Some American and British musicians often take a tonic-dominant position, and play many of these songs in 3rd string minor. These "tongues" of dominant tonality are also often given the name "minor tonal harmony."

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:52 (four years ago) link

In 1857, Abraham Lincoln famously said "My head's too small" to win re-election. In the current presidential race, he seems to have said "Well, you are not going to let me win that job. I'll be seventy-five years old by the time we get to the inauguration."

What's going on? How did Abraham Lincoln become the President of the United States, who had a head so small? We think this might be because of his famous battle cry in the Lincoln Memorial, "I would not be the President had I not won," which Lincoln uttered during the Presidential Election campaign to help persuade others that a loss was not just a loss, but his victory.

Ari (whenuweremine), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 04:01 (four years ago) link

The band's music has been described as a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis. "When someone's singing a song, that's their own thing," says singer Jonny Greenwood, "but when the song is a love song ... I love it. It's something I will never cease to love."

jmm, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link

^ This is a good input for generating cliché music interviews.

jmm, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link

<b>She took off her bra and got on her knees.</b>  She bent over and gave me a quick kiss and then slipped her panties off again.  I took one look at her naked body and knew that she didn't want me.  She knew I was there to kill her, like I had murdered her mother.  She said little words that I was too afraid to hear.  "I didn't say anything to her, I told you to watch your back!"  I took another look at her bare tits and saw why she had no pussy.  I felt her pussy lips start to slide down the top of her panties and she screamed as she came.  Her breath caught as she came for the second time in a long time.    "Oh God!  I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!!!  I'm so sorry!!!  Why did I do that to you?!  Why?  I'm so sorry!  I just, uh...oh. God, I don't know...I don't know what happened.  Oh no!"  She grabbed my face in her hair and cried hysterically.  I heard her scream again, "Please come for me!  Please!" It didn't take me more than a split second to understand what she was saying

closed beta (NotEnough), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link

Recipe for koala casserole

Ingredients:

300 litres (1 gallon) cooking pot, heated to 120C with 120-130mm cover, (make sure to check temperature of propane as you will use it)

2 tbs sugar

60g butter

2-3 tbsp cream cheese, softened to room temperature

50g of flour

2 tsp salt

For the koala meat, slice into small cubes and add the meat, a tsp of salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 165C/Fan 400B.

Cut the meat in half lengthwise.

Cut through the centre and all but 1.5 inches to the inside of the meat, leaving a gap. Place inside the pot as you can see in the picture.

The koala has no meat stuck to it.

Add butter and mix well.

Pour in sugar and heat over a medium heat for 2 and a half minutes, the mixture will be bubbling from the meat.

Add a little flour and season with salt and cream cheese, mix well.

Cook the meat over the oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown and cooked through.

If using a pan that has a bottom (aka roasting pan), start cooking on an inner surface

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 08:55 (four years ago) link

theresa may: is her project subtly machiavellian or merely cunning, baldrick-style?

thedy: it's both . . . and not. her project is to win the hearts and minds of the undecided. but when the undecided is made to feel like they are in the wrong by the project being presented with a choice between them and the project in the opposite direction . . .

theresa may: what if the project as a whole fails to satisfy the desired target? how will that hurt them in the longer-run?

theresa may: how will "them" feel?

theresa may: what if the project in fact works better for them than the project in the opposite direction?

theresa may: will they actually become more loyal to her project?

thedy may: do i lose a few votes simply because i disagree? or is that merely bad social engineering?

it will work.

if the project does not fulfill its potential, I guess i lose only 2 votes and a bit too many people but the project will still prevail.

i'm not a good sociologist so it might be a waste to say so . . .

this might be easier in the longer runs in more subtle ways but I imagine that as soon as people begin to get bored with it

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link

how WILL them feel??

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:13 (four years ago) link

nsfw but strangely literary:
She was naked and her cunt was full and her breast very big. She had wet her cunt with her hand and her whole whole body was sore and stretched like a lumpy lump on her stomach. She told me that her breast was like a big jollity-bell, all full-grown. What did I do? I could not take care of my wife's tender and tender cunt. I took out something which will suffice. I put it between my hands and I touched the whole thing and gave her nothing which I could not do without. Now she was full of pleasure. She lay on the floor, she turned round and kissed me as if I loved her. No one knows what she said, for if I had done so she would have died."

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:18 (four years ago) link

It's such a good feeling
To know you're alive
It's such a happy feeling
You're
not so alone
It's such a really good feeling, man
It's such a great feeling
It's such a warm feeling
It's such a cool feeling
It feels like I'm alone
It feels like all the world is melting away
It feels like I'm alone
It's such a great feeling
It's such a happy feeling
I'm gonna give up right now (it's a great feeling)
It's such a great feeling, man
It's such a great feeling
I'm gonna give up right now (I give up right now) (it's a great feeling)
In the summer of my teen years, I never thought I'd do anything that would make me cry so tears rolled down my cheeks and I could only hold the sight of my mom lying on the bed and sobbing, all I could do was cry.
It took a while for me to grow up, but I did change. I stopped watching movies as I would always end up watching porn and video games. I stopped being an arrogant fuck who thought I already belonged to this world because I played videogames online

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:24 (four years ago) link

<b>No regrets Coyote
We just come from such different sets of circumstance
I'm up all night in the studios
And you're up early on your ranch
You'll be brushing out a brood mare's tail
While the sun is ascending
And I'll just be getting home with my reel to reel</b>
Coyote's gone down for a while now
I'm trying to talk to you, he'll come crawling back out
Aha I know how bad the blues is
But you'll just see me getting to my farm
And the house will be standing up to all these years
You're in town for a job interview
I'm just hoping you'll be good at business
You know what to do with the wood I cut
And I hope it works out good
I hope my wife sees you again
I would have loved to have had my wife around
But she got divorced, but I'm glad she had you
The other thing is that we don't really have a choice
We just have to make it happen, we have to make it happen
We can't just stop there
So you're going to need an assistant
And that will cost you something...

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:57 (four years ago) link

That's actually pretty good tbh

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 10:58 (four years ago) link

favourite one so far probably a tie between the chronicles of Moffe and the book of Mule

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town
in the film, showing off his amazing skills of the running stride, high step count and the like. He also makes use of his big foot, which he shows off a few times. I always enjoy seeing guys with such awesome legs, so I'm glad he gets some recognition for his abilities.

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:23 (four years ago) link

Here are the Laws of cricket:

2. No captain or umpire will call a ball for which the batsman does not feel the ball has touched his stumps, provided there is no attempt to steal the catch. The ball must be touched before being called unless the batsman feels the ball is not in his stumps. 3. When a ball is under-wicket or when it has already been called to a leg-before, the umpire or captain shall look on the next ball to the left as he shall see fit, and when he shall find the ball not to be under-wicket, he shall call it; and if the ball is to be called and the batsman feels, after having called it for two balls, that the ball has reached his stumps he shall, on a subsequent ball, call it, if he shall not see at then that the ball is to be called again and will not be passed by another batsman. 4. If any umpire or captain shall throw or throw-for in the line where a ball has been called to a stumps, either in the middle or down at length of the wicket which he sees fit, he shall throw it down in an alley or similar place if one is at hand. If a game falls out from the wicket into an alley after it has been caught, the captain shall

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link

Here are the rules of snooker:

The Snooker Court's rules for courts:

Each player starts with 3/5th of the ball in his bag when playing the game.

When a player leaves the bag, he must retrieve his 1st player piece.

When a third player player pieces leaves his bag, he must retrieve his 3rd player piece. This is what the player must do if he was not successful during their turn.

The player with the more expensive bag is called 'the Snooker'. When a player makes a successful play, he gets an additional piece to the bag.

When a bag is empty, a player cannot buy and the bag is returned to their opponent for free.

When the Snooker Court decides to give out a tie, you must make your bag a certain size!

It doesn't matter if the Bag is big enough or small, as long as both players have equal bag sizes the Snooker is not possible.

For additional information and for those interested:

Visit our site at www.snooketickets.com.

imago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link

Ton up

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 11:32 (four years ago) link


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