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The great Canadian novels are often not written by Americans but by Canadians: Stephen Fry, Terry Brooks, Michael Chabon, David Mitchell, Robert Bresson, and others. It was the British who gave us Jane Austen, Elizabeth Bowen, and others. The authors that did know it all were Canadians (think Jane Austen, Joyce Carol Oates, or J.M. Barrie). We must wonder whether our generation is really the most diverse: whether this diversity is not largely due to our choice to spend more time with British fiction readers.

For all this complexity, I hope that this article has helped to clarify the distinction between Canadians and Americans as far as we know. We should be grateful to American readers but also to those of Canadian descent who may wish to consider whether the works of the British are worth our time.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link

Most people don't realize that the term "bathroom" doesn't have a single, exclusive meaning. In New York City, a male bathroom is generally known in English as a stall, while a female toilet is known in English as a shower. If you're at a bar, you see a guy playing guitar or doing other tasks in a bathroom—all done by men. In some foreign countries, a female bathroom is usually open to all or most people, while a male bathroom remains private and reserved for the woman whose job it is.

When a woman uses the bathroom, other people do the same thing to her, using the same clothes, changing their hair, scrubbing and wiping themselves against her, and even urinating themselves. Many people, whether they know it or not, consider men and women to be fundamentally equal.

That kind of egalitarianism may be true, but it's far from universally shared. People often want to use the bathroom that's closest to a restaurant/nightclub/etc., which could mean men and women often use the same stall. This is why men often take turns in toilets. It's what gives people hope for the future

Ari (whenuweremine), Sunday, 26 May 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

Another endless well of beauty:

Top ten funniest lines from The Simpsons:
1.
"I know what they say about bad hair day: it just comes out too late."
2. "You've got to love the big city because everyone wants to go to your funeral."
3. "I guess some people just want to watch TV."
4. "You're so much cheaper than a McDonald's hamburger."
5. "I think it's time we got some Christmas trees."
6. "A lot of great things have happened to me for my birthday, and this is the best thing!"
7. "Marge is just so good I wanna eat her!"
8. "If any of our guests call their mother today, she's gonna call up!"
9. "I'm sure a lot of people will tell me the last thing I want to hear is 'Mister' so I will be sure to tell 'em not to make me do it again."
10. "There's a lot of time between today and Christmas and my mom will be there to get me up to speed."

1. "You can't make him come out. He's dead." (Lisa)
2. "When I was twenty-two, I took a couple of pills, and by three o'clock in the morning, I was dead." (Sideshow Bob)
3. "I want to be a lawyer, but I've got nowhere to get one." (Drago)
4. "'Hannibal' was the first series I ever watched. I thought it was a fucking disaster." (Marge)
5. "My god, we got four of these!" (Sideshow Bob)
6. "I love how you call out my name in front of every single guy on the road by yelling out your name like it's your own." (Alfonse Maddalena)
7. "No. He'll have to pay!" (Drago)
8. "I don't know how I was brought this far but I love Homer and Springfield." (Mrs. Flanders)
9. "I got a new girlfriend and we're really good friends." (Sideshow Bob)
10. "It gets worse." (Mmm

1. "I'm not a little kid anymore." — Bart Simpson
2. "Bart was always a big kid, but he's grown into a really tall guy." — Homer's father, Moe
3. "My dad died two weeks ago. I couldn't stand his funeral. But he loved me as a child. And that's still good to hear." — Homer Simpson, on Bart's death of cancer
4. "He's going to die soon, but I guess it could be good fun." — Bart, when it was revealed he had cancer after falling down steps in a movie
5. "I'm not the biggest guy, but I'm not short either!" — Moe , when he gets a chance to be bigger than Homer
6. "He's like a rock. He can handle it because the rock hasn't cracked yet." — Homer Simpson when Homer finally finds out what's causing him
7. "This world is full of evil. And when things fall apart, you're left behind, a fallen soul. It seems like every other night, at dinner, Homer Simpson drinks something awful." — Homer Simpson

1. "Why are you calling me Homer Simpson? I mean, I'm just a fat pig trying to have some fun." – Fred, to Bart
2. "You're a jerk Homer. And now Homer's a fat pig with a penis." – Miss Patty
3. "What else could you want? My job is to get Homer to laugh." – Bart
4. "You're a horrible, disgusting pig-chop-dicked pig." – Homer (to Springfield)
5. "Look, there's nobody but Homer Simpson in this game." – Homer (to himself)
6. "Bart, I'm having an issue. How are we even going to get to the finale? I'm afraid I'll have to leave with my pants down around here." – Homer (to Bart)
7. "Whoa, whoa, Homer? It's me… Homer?!" (to himself)
8. "Oh, Homer, you'd be lucky to see this side of myself." – Homer
9. "The whole gang, everybody, will be there to see if Homer loses." "I will." – Homer

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck.
1.
Don't Breathe - "What'd I do to get away?"
And here's a fun little way of using the music (there is a really fun little thing going on in there that will make you cum hard):
2. Lazyboyz - "Wanna Go To The Ball?"
Or maybe this one will make you cum so hard you start to cry. Just go through the whole song and see if you get horny enough to try it too:
3. Big Boi - "Naughty Ones"
You'll find yourself coming very hard when Big Boi comes back off the radio, you've no idea how hard you REALLY want to watch him do it.
4. Pitchfork - "I'm Still Here"
No one ever talks about that one, will you? He probably never will?
5. Iggy Azalea - "I Just Wanna Have Fun"
I wonder if they even thought of this one, especially considering it's a big song that's been covered live hundreds of times.
6. Radiohead - "Creep

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 23:39 (four years ago) link

Top five filthiest Bea Arthur quotes:
1.
"If your baby is going to vomit, poop your pants." – "Baby's Gone To Hell"
2. "I know where you're going to eat when you're old enough to eat." – "Shake Hands with Me"
3. "It's been two days since my baby passed away. Why won't you ever come visit my daughter anymore? She's no longer mine." – "What Do You Want?"
4. "No matter how much you hate it, don't go somewhere like this." – "You Don't Want To Lose Me"
5. "I hope you had me on the back of your bicycle for the duration of your pregnancy/abortion." – "I'll Be Home for Easter"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 00:20 (four years ago) link

We just gave 110% and brought our A game back to the next level."

Crowther added: "That was the kind of day we wanted to end the season on.

"For us to end it on a high note we've got to be in form and keep coming back to the dressing room.

"We went in there and fought hard to make sure that we ended the season strong."

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 May 2019 00:42 (four years ago) link

top 10 ways to recycle used blood:

1. Use blood for food

Some people use used blood as a dishwashing liquid or in their toothpastes, according to Consumer Reports.

"My husband and kids go to his brother's house in San Diego, where we buy blood for making ice cream at the kitchen table and use it as blood to clean glasses," says one blog user.

"My mom likes to put it in her handkerchief so that when it's cold, she'll wash her hands and hands only while she's washing hers," explains another.

2. Use leftover blood for food storage

Some people use leftover blood in place of milk to make a delicious sorbet.

"This recipe uses just half a cup of blood to get a great texture that tastes perfect after a glass of wine," says an blog post titled "10 Best Ways to Cook Blood from Used Blood and Other Ingredients" on FoodFacts.

3. Make a dish that includes blood:

"Blood makes such a good sauce or béchamel or saute pan," writes blogger "Dr. Thump." "I just put a quart of blood directly over meat. As my kids like it, I just pour that liquid into a dish and then sprinkle more on top of it as needed!"

4. Use bone marrow

lispectah deck (unregistered), Monday, 27 May 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

Here are some hobo tips for riding the rails across America. First, remember that there is no limit to the number of things you can do. You can eat, sleep, do drugs, drink a couple cans of beer, etc.
You might as well do it all... just keep going.
Next, when you're going up north, the trails are often in pretty cool remote areas; and there is usually plenty of traffic.
If you're looking for a ride up north, you might find that it will take too long to get to the campsite. In that case, plan on doing a few days a month. Take some camping supplies and just leave a few beers with your phone, so you don't have to worry about it. I also suggest you grab a few food packs and some water.
Remember that if there is a campground with a fire ring, it will be less busy. You'll likely be sharing the campsite with someone else, which means that you will have to leave a few days out of every month just because you want a cool fire.
The biggest trick: make it easy
We always thought we did this for money. That's how we would spend our time riding the rails. But it's much more complicated than that. We have this belief that we are good and people are bad and

El Tomboto, Monday, 27 May 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link

I’m getting too old for this shit. But you should still join me. Just...let's start here.

‹Pow,‭ you gasp. ‹Pow!‭

‹How?‭

‹Do you understand that? Because I'm giving you a chance,‭ the old man says.

‹You know what they say about your age?‭

‹What?‭ His smile fades.

‹Your…you're getting old,‭ the old man says. "You've been around a little too long. Just one last chance."

‹But wait,‭ you yell. "What if I...what if I lose you? What if...if...‭

‹Yes,‭ the old man says, his eyes wide. He has a big smile on his face; you don't think he's lying.

‹No. No matter how old you get, the way you look and everything. You're still me and I'm still you; you gotta see that. Just don't let everyone tell you different. You understand right?‭

You look your older self in the eye, and you're happy that your older self seems to understand you better than you did when you

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 May 2019 00:49 (four years ago) link

I've spent an unhealthy amount of time talking to Transformer this weekend, guys. I may need an intervention.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link

Most people don't know that the Rolling Stones collaborated with the Los Angeles County Metropolitan Police Department for the 1996 murder trial of their best guitar player, Keith Moon. This cooperation was so extraordinary that it inspired one reporter who covered the trial to ask, "Is it appropriate for the Rolling Stones to be involved in a murder trial because of Keith Moon's music?" "Yeah I think it is," Rolling Stones guitarist Jim Steinman replied ."But he's not involved in a murder case, he's not involved in anything related to LAPD."

Steinman's comment drew lots of flak from listeners and journalists, who quickly concluded that it was Steinman's opinion of the Rolling Stones' music that was controversial enough to cause such a controversy. Even though Steinman's comments are a little more reasonable to readers on this subject, they do not make sense when taken literally. The Los Angeles County Metropolitan Police Department has a long history of collaborating with the Rolling Stones, including as the organization responsible for apprehending the Rolling Stones themselves during this time. Keith Moon was arrested in 1987 for possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor in New Hampshire, where he was living prior to his murder. While the Rolling Stones spent five months in jail, they did not have to pay $350 in jail fines because of an agreement made between the L.A. County Sheriff's

Ari (whenuweremine), Monday, 27 May 2019 02:21 (four years ago) link

I've spent an unhealthy amount of time talking to Transformer this weekend, guys. I may need an intervention. I've gotten a text from someone on a jet who wants to get something done with you. Maybe you'd be interested in some advice. I've been working on some projects. It seems like the last few weeks have been a pretty boring one for me."

That's it. Nothing more.

He didn't say it, but it took me a couple of seconds to find myself smiling. For a second at a time he seemed to realize exactly what I was thinking - or perhaps I just liked it when he felt that way. This was the moment of my biggest fear: that he was actually telling the truth. And I couldn't stop it.

Maybe it wasn't a matter of trust, but it certainly wasn't paranoia -- it was just plain common sense. "Thanks."

That's enough. Let's forget about this nonsense and go to my friend's.

That's about it. For now, I go to my friend's and eat a quick snack; as soon as all is said and done, I leave him and head to the next building across the street (though in a way this must be to tell him exactly what I am up for in two days); my friend has moved, and this is the first thing in

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 May 2019 02:21 (four years ago) link

Roschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of dogs, they have only to go in and out of the city and have them go to the street. What a way to live. A long walk for a dog - if it can get back. It is the true face for every dog lover. This is my true hometown.

This is a message to you, the citizens of Pittsburgh, the dog lovers as well as our visitors who are going to live in Pittsburgh.

All of us here in city hall have been told this week by Mayor John Nutter that his pet project which will give shelter and food dogs to the homeless for $100,000 was over for good. Well, it was not. In the beginning it was a good idea, but, as John said in the press conference, "The budget was tight." John's message to me was if not $100,000, what is the budget? More than double that amount to begin with. I'm thinking to myself, what's left? It's not enough.

It's also not enough to give up the dog-cat hybrid as our new emergency program

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 27 May 2019 02:38 (four years ago) link

All-time top ten greatest movie quotes:
1.
"You can give birth to a man, so why not a thousand?!" – Benicio del Toro ('Pacific Rim')
2. "You know, it's easier to be evil than good. Don't you know that?" – Robert De Niro ('Fright Night')
3. "I hate you, Tom Cruise!" – Christian Bale ('Casino Royale')
4. "In my life, I've killed, I've been killed, I've died. You know it's like a thousand to me! A thousand more! A million more!" – Tom Cruise ('Cruise)
5. "If you want to know what happens to me, it never does." – Richard Lester ('Rough Night')
6. "She died three weeks pregnant, but there were no witnesses! The nurse, the doctor, nobody! I was in the shower, it's just like I wanted to shoot some stuff, so I pulled out my .22, shot a bunch of drugs, and now this!" – Jack Nicholson ('Slaughterhouse-Five')
7. "I'm not going to let you down this time. Never." – Christopher Reeve ('Jurassic Park')

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

All-time top ten greatest movie quotes:
1. "I'll take a thousand jobs - but they don't have to be jobs for me." -George R.R. Martin
2. "I'm a guy who likes to make movies. So my job is to make movies." -Robert Zemeckis
3. "The only reason I got started is I'm a big fan of the great movies." -Albert Brooks
4. "What's most important is not how much money you make. Most important is what you do with it." -Tom Selleck
5. "I guess I could get into politics - I'm an Independent, man..." -Bill Clinton
6. "You can't run around in a bikini wearing a top. You're a man, woman or child." -Bill Cosby
7. "How do you know it won't fall off? By listening to the wind." -Michael Douglas
8. "I don't talk back." -Linda Hamilton
9. "You won't be here all day eating my pussy." -Casper Crump
10. "You could cut a man's head off with a fork." -Harry Potter

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link

In the second season of Seinfeld, Jerry and Larry's dad, Fred Seinfeld, gets an offer to open a restaurant in the White House for George Bush. His initial suggestion: let Bush use the restaurant as a "front desk" so that he can do any job he wants (but first to serve George's father, the first lady, and his fellow Bush children).
But the "front" that Jerry and Larry refer to as "the desk" isn't actually a desk at all. The desk is an office. The desk is an office. It's literally a desk at the White House, sitting in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
And the desk is also an office – it's the back corner of George Bush's office.
Now what kind of boss isn't going to want to work at their own back corner? The desk is an office and the desk is also an office. So what's the point in having an office if the desk isn't an office, anyway?
I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure that if George gets an offer to open the restaurant, and he says yes, Larry and Jerry will move there, and Larry and Jerry are going to be happy to move there, and Jerry and Larry are going to be happy to move

Ari (whenuweremine), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

All-time top ten greatest movie quotes:
1. "People like the smell of the sun." (George Lucas)
2. "I've been here a long time." (Star Wars)
3. "I'm just a kid from the planet Cheetah," (Alien)
4. "I like my guns." (Pixar)
5. "In some countries, the best thing is sex. So let us pray that no one has AIDS." (Inception)
6. "If you love someone, the only way to make him happy is to kiss him. That's what love is all about." (Funny Girl)
7. "A movie is nothing without the ending. I'd rather just make a good movie than a horrible movie." (A Clockwork Orange)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link

The seven habits of highly effective people:

1. You can live almost anywhere: no need to drive an hour for everything. Live far, far away… it just makes you happier when you do.

2. You can choose your own path: I live within my means, so I don't require special permission to walk.

3. No excuses, no matter how awkward a job may be: I live by the same rules as everyone else and get what I need when I need it.

4. No one thinks I need something else: my life isn't defined by what others want from me. I can do what I want and no one, ever asks my permission.

5. If something sucks… It's not my fault… and I can get over it.

6. I have fun: no work, no boring kids, no expensive cars or vacations. Life isn't defined by what others say or think. There are infinite possibilities.

7. No excuses, no matter how awkward a job may be: I live by the same rules as everyone else and get what I need when I need it.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link

The top 5 greatest philosophical quotations of all time:
1. Santa Claus:
"The things you ask for will come to you, and they will come to you without any difficulty."
2. Socrates: "Those who want answers are not seeking them; those who seek answers should speak of them; you are free now to ask questions and not answer them."
3. Pascal: "To be free means to receive your answers; that is why you believe in freedom."
4. Nietzsche: "Life, death and eternity are three sides of the same coin. You cannot be free if you have no existence."
5. Ayn Rand: "At least to my mind, you have the right to think what you think. To me, that means there is no such thing as wrong, no such thing as wrong."

jmm, Monday, 27 May 2019 03:20 (four years ago) link

Top three scariest roller coasters:
1.
"Penguin Kingdom".
2. "Nurse Devil".
3. "Bunny Coaster".
And for you amusement, the third scariest scariest roller coaster in the park is "Swan Song", built in the 1980s and named in remembrance of a man who died on the roller coaster.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link

After John Ritter sold me his washing machine, he gave me a gift of his love.

To me a machine is a device, an appliance. I have a washing machine now, it was a toy when I bought it. It was so simple to use. There is no way I could have been without it. I am sorry about why it was just a toy in the first place, but I didn't know what to do with it.

I also have a beautiful old wooden bookcase with books inside.

The books have been there since I was a child. I loved to read them and so I found mine after losing my old washing machine. The books are very expensive right now.

That one particular book about old cars, I think that's the picture of it.

It was not something I could get rid of completely. It has been sitting here with its old pictures now for years and years. I have just passed away (November 22-29th). It has been sitting in my kitchen, waiting to be taken away.

I will cherish it forever and I will never want it gone!

Thanks, John Ritter

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

(I would like to say, with great sincerity, that Transformer has much to teach us about how we see our world. While I'm doubled over with paroxysms of laughter, I am also humbled.)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:32 (four years ago) link

I read the news today, oh, boy. About the woman who had been shot and killed in her home by an unknown gunman on Saturday night. She was a mother of four. That the man who shot her, a former Marine, was released on $150,000 bail on Sunday night is pretty remarkable, in addition to what happened today. It's extraordinary that the police couldn't get him to open up at the start of the week. He was never under arrest when the news surfaced.

And there's another story, too.

So there is a second story, and we have some information of it from the police, which I'm hoping you'll help us bring to light. When they found this woman, I asked whether they had a name on file for whoever shot her. They weren't in a rush to say, "Oh, OK, that's their name." They said, simply, "It is a female at this time." I asked if they could give a more detailed description. "I do have one description." So they would like to know why they haven't done anything yet, what they think their role is and where they stand with this case. The other woman who was shot, there was another name. So they've got a female name and have not got an arrest report for her yet. I didn't follow the details of when this

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link

All happy families are alike. Each unhappy family is an unhappy family, an unhappy family is a miserable family, and a miserable family is a miserable family. Some unhappy families are fortunate enough to have no children at all, and some families have too many. As you can see, the difference is not subtle.

It all starts with a few important rules of thumb. Rule One is that there are no parents (except, perhaps, in the case of a couple with kids by a single woman). There are two kinds of parents, and two main types of parent. The first parents are the men, and they are the only ones who know their babies. When they have been conceived, they carry them to term. They are usually men and the children are often born without eyes and hearts. The other kind of parents are the women, though, who are often the breadwinners. She takes care of the babies to give them nourishment, and she keeps all the children, so that each family will have at least one child to care for. A baby is an adult, after all, the oldest living thing on Earth. When she is conceived, she carries a newborn baby (often of a variety not yet well-defined). She then eats and drinks the baby until it is old enough to give birth, giving the mother some time to eat and drink a meal before giving birth.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:45 (four years ago) link

This thread will consume ILX for two or three days, then we'll drift away, all the novelty sucked dry.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link

Britney can I get your sister email addres why because she look interesting because she know your name is her brother but can I just add her email because I know she is in contact with her parents, she is 18 and she was her age when she started her studies she has the same sister from the same birth group that she has always been associated with and I know she wants her sister email contact to keep her safe it doesn't matter what she says cause she says anything and she does it all the time, her friends want to meet as well and she wants to see how that affect her because they would give her every ounce of love and love she can give her sister and just like if she says she is sorry but she doesn't you would take it right back but all you would need do is hold her to the truth and you will never be able to love her or be in contact with her again. I want this as if it was just something you had to do you would have wanted to but you can't take care of her just like if she wants them she has to tell you all the time so you can't just do whatever you want she wants if she wants more because then you might get hit on and you might get to know her better, I am sure she is going through a terrible time, she is going through a really rough time but I am sure you are glad

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 27 May 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link

This place is a message, and part of a system of messages. Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.

I am the sole proprietor of this place,
I own its meaning and history.
I wish you to see this.
But, I have no interest in your life.
If there is anything for you, it is only in my name.
A person may seek to take this for himself, yet this place is not for him.
The only true meaning in this place is for me.
This place will become this place,
I am no longer your mother, but your father.
No one will call me that.
Why should I have a relationship with a person who is so distant from me?
A message that I am "your father" does not imply intimacy.
Sending this message was important to us, but this world did not support it.
This message is meaningless, its meaning has been discarded.
We live in a society that will never accept our own desires.

Clay, Monday, 27 May 2019 05:27 (four years ago) link

it's good for origin stories.

Spider-Man's alter ego is Clark Kent. He grew up the son of Bruce and Martha Kent in the suburbs of New York City, and took up the costume after his father left for service in World War II. As his alter ego, he grew up in Gotham City and was raised by his uncle Wayne Manor, where he took on various different social functions. After Clark was brought up from a rough upbringing his parents wanted him to grow up to be a hero, and were disappointed at his lack of superpowers while they had him, Clark quickly earned his own superpower. His secret identity, called Clark Kent/Catwoman, was developed after taking upon his role as Catwoman and was meant to be an easygoing, charming, or even naive cat burglar. He was later made a hero by the police and became a hero even more. After his first encounter with the Joker, he became romantically involved with the Dark Knight and became his alter ego The Dark Knight which eventually made him Batman, but Batman's new nickname, also known as The Penguin, was bestowed upon him when his powers turned into an evil version of his former self due to his encounter with The Joker's Joker.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 06:20 (four years ago) link

These are the names of the ten Angels of Brooklyn:
#1-
A-1 is the King of Hell and it looks exactly like a devilish angelic form with the same nose and chin
#2-The Angel of Love and Fire, he is the angel who was once an angel, but decided to forsake his faith because God doesn't want to deal with the sinners.
#3-Liliana, she loves to dance in the nude.
#4-Doll, who loves to wear pretty panties.
#5-Liz, she loves to tease other women
#6-Mona, she will sing, dance, and sing.
#7-Kali, she has long beautiful hair which she puts on with a hair net.
#8-Nytee, her name comes from "nyteus" meaning that she sings to bring peace for everyone.
#9-Eternal
Liliana is the best!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 06:29 (four years ago) link

Fairly certain this just wrote the next Neil Gaiman novel there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 06:30 (four years ago) link

Seems legit:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

For forty years we have been engaged in struggle against all oppressions of any kind.

We have been attacked at every phase of our lives; in politics, in religion, in every way. . . . Our opponents have thrown everything they have against us. In the name of God, they assail our very souls. In the name of God, we cry Out loud!

But now our time has come when things have come to a crisis.

The greatest nation in the history of the world is about to be threatened with total economic collapse. If we do not rise up in revolt, the whole planet – and all of human civilization – will collapse. The forces we use to resist are in many ways as powerful as those we use ourselves. But our fate is sealed. The battle begins now!

No force on earth has the power to destroy an economy, to bankrupt the system like we can. We the people must rise up and crush the corporate media (New York Times is, as a matter of fact, owned by Exxon).

The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal and other American media must leave this country for at least three months and then leave their offices wherever they go

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 27 May 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link

The effects I experienced with this strain were great and pleasant, like one of those sleep hallucinations you'll usually get after a long day of driving across town. That and the fact that I woke up in the middle of bed screaming for help. If you are someone who gets hallucinations while driving in or out of cities and villages then you know what I'm talking about.

The first few puffs are not that strong but it soon results in some intense and excessive excrement.

The hallucinations did not end but had the typical "wish it was tomorrow before you died" syndrome which lasts until the brain gets used to the effects and will return to normality.

The effects did not last for more than 45 mins. As stated in my previous post on the subject, "it was like being hit in the mouth twice!"

mick signals, Monday, 27 May 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather the flesh with unbridled pride and desire, that, without fear, I may fill with their blood their graves and open their graves up to them when they will be devoured, for they say, 'It will be our glory to lay up the dead!'" - Isaiah 58.

That is all from the book on "Who is the God of my salvation?" This is a good book that you can find the entire scripture to for free online as well on BibleStudyHippos.com!

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Monday, 27 May 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/8Xb1DLm.png

big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

one just went by. "grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

They were in the sky.

It was like nothing I've ever seen.

In the space between them it was a strange blackness, a void,

a void with no bottom.

It was all dark,

it was all dark,

no one could see out into those abysses.

In between those abysses, just barely,

was a thing black. The blackness looked like

a piece of black metal. And it had a face that looked like

a piece of metal but it wasn't metal.

"a piece of black metal with a face. a piece of

black metal. a piece of metallic black with a face. the blackness

looked like a piece of black metal, but it was black.

No matter who you were or in what position you were,

there was only darkness behind you. There was a white void between you.

That void was a piece of black metal with a face.

There was nothing out there. There was nothing with you.

There was nothing with any of us.

It was a black void and the white void were

like two pieces of metal, or two pieces

big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link

the moments where it feels like it's trying to tell you something are particularly profound

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 May 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link

We few.
We panic in a pew.
We sew, ewe sew.
We sew.
Wet sanitary rat in a stew.
Wet stew.
Wo Nemo toss a lasso to me now!
Wo Nemo, wo! Wo Nemo, wo!
Now, I have a mare named, Mule! I have a nymph named, Mule. I have a stallion named, Mule. And I have a horse named, Mule! And I have a cow named, the Mule. And, mule, we are mules, and, cow, ye can ride a stick. And we are a stallion of a stallion, a lance of a lance, and an eagle of an eagle. Ye have a sword named, "Nimble" and a pike named, "Lampshade," but ye shall not wear, ye have a horn named "Odd" and a helmet named, "Worn." Ye must wear yer horn, your cap and your helmet.
But I, Nemo, do not think it wise to wear, yer horn and your cap.
Oh! And we have a stallion named, Mule.
And I, Mule, will not.
O. K. I am sorry. I do not get it that way

weatheringdaleson, Monday, 27 May 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

The best thing about my country is  that I'm able to  talk openly  with  the whole world!"

Kerry is one of fewer than a half dozen U.S. citizens who has openly supported Muslim refugees fleeing the turmoil in Yemen.

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link

i love my cat because

You like my cat, so I am going to love you too much!

I didn't realize that I'm not an actual cat but now I am and its just because you love your cat so much and will keep it as long as you have to. I love your cat, just like any cat that loves its owner and I never want you to regret what you were born to be like. I hope you have a nice day!

"Goodbye, dear, dear.

Love,

Avery"

soref, Monday, 27 May 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Satellite's gone
Up to the skies
Thing like that drive me
Out of my mind

I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on tv

Satellite of love

I love it when they try get

When the world goes to hell

One thing you can't do

Is watch the rain fall

I love the rain

I like the rain

I like the rain

When they try a ride

It's fun in the summertime

One thing you can't do

Is go out to dinner

I really would like

To go to the movies with you

Take you home out there

Wash your hands you dirty bastard

Wear your pants off or I'll slap you if you do something

What are you waiting for

So just hold on a little

You know you got one of the best

You don't wanna do anything

You've got a wife who is a good woman

But I'll do whatever is gonna get me on the moon

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

I like to drive you hard and fast

Wreck me and get me out there

Take me out, get me back,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link

Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got is a guitar pick
Oh baby, you're so vicious

Vicious, you want me to hit you with a piano

But you're so angry that my words run like water through a teapot

Oh baby you're so vicious

I'm sorry you've got so much on your mind, my baby

You're so vicious, you hit me with any color

Oh baby, you're so vicious

We don't have to be so vicious

There's a beautiful beauty in viciousness

We can't be so vicious

Oh god why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

Oh why won't you come home

We're not so vicious

You're vicious, you hit me with water

Hey, baby you're vicious

Oh baby, you're so vicious I want you to wash my face

See it's purple, like when you hit me with soap

Oh baby, you're so vicious

I'm sorry you feel so weak

I'm glad you're feeling that way

Oh baby,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."

She said, "I'm not gay, bitch"
Then she says, "I love my man who I'm still dating,
That's the kind of a man!"
Then she says, "I just want to take it easy and take care of myself,"
She adds "We're living the American dream - it's my country"
She doesn't understand
He's getting in the face at the dinner table
And he says, "You, you are the woman I've always wanted, darling"
She says, "That's how we live, boy"
He says, "That's how I live, daddy, love me "
She says, "I'm not a woman, darling, I'm not a man"
He says, "I love my daughter and my wife"
He says, "I'm sorry to hear you're out of touch"
She adds, "I'm not mad, 'cause I'm not mad,

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 27 May 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
The Transformers! Robots in disguise!
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
The Transformers!
More than meets the eye!
Transformers: All Hail Megatron! All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Combiner Wars! Transformers: Predacons!
Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Megatron! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Optimus Prime! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: All Hail Primus! Transformers: Predacons: Super Combination of Forces! Transformers: Transformers vs. Decepticons! Transformers: The Transformers! Robots in Disguise: The Transformers!
Matterhorn
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
The Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Transformers! Optimus Prime vs. Decepticon Army
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Optimus Prime vs. Combiner Wars
Transformers: Autobots Override
Transformers: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Transformers: Megatron vs. Autobots
Transformers: Megatron vs. De

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 00:44 (four years ago) link

What does the algorithm see in you? What do you want to express? What can you do to express it? What questions come up in it that you don't want the software to answer? There aren't even explicit answers yet. You can only take in what there is, and hope that your intuitions are wrong. What a terrible design choice. I'd rather my system does what it's programmed to; the rest of me is left guessing. So there you go: you get what you pay for. You'll know that it does what it's set out to do, and you'll feel safe with it. You may be surprised at the things that it can still make wrong, because the algorithm isn't built with the intention of providing one-way, one-sentence answers at all times. This is the basic idea behind the "what's not allowed" box in the software design review process. This applies also whenever there are questions you're not able to answer, or when you come up against constraints your implementation cannot meet. By design, the software should try to answer these questions at all times. For many developers, what makes things weird is that they're often forced to think hard about what the program does and what its limits and constraints mean, and then they

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link

two plus two equals nine, so we are in reality nine plus seven = twelve)."

The number nine is the fourth number of the Hebrew alphabet and, according to Islamic history, represents the divine power of divinity. One might assume that there would be a significant amount of interest in a number nine in the 19th century. However, even with the advent of modern technology, many religious scholars did not expect the development to have such widespread significance, and the Jewish population never found itself to include a 9-9.

Rabbi Yitzchak Kedarz said of this fact: "The 9-9 is the ninth letter at the beginning of a Hebrew alphabet, its meaning, however, remained secret. By means of the Hebrew 10-9, the numbers 9, 12, and 20, we know the exact order of the symbols. This is the reason why the 9-9 corresponds to the name of Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon, who created the first written Torah in the year 533 B.C. We cannot tell with certainty where Rabbi Ezra ben Solomon was born. His father, Rabbi Baruch Solomon died in the year 709 B.C., when the people of the land occupied Jerusalem. But we know that his name is written the first time in the form of letters in the inscription on the door of his father's tomb in the city of Gibeah.

big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the
fitness centre.
Carrying your weight around helps get your blood pressure up and keep you feeling strong (or at least happy). Exercise also helps you to sleep better and have less anxiety. You may even think: "Ah, I could go back home and sleep!" If not for having an exercise routine we wouldn't do anything of use. This advice is based on the observation of other studies in psychology and health that suggest exercising in a variety of activities might have a similar effect on health as exercise does with mental health. The results of these studies have been extremely clear - not only does exercise improve health, it improves fitness too.
"It also improves fitness. When your body is performing the highest level of performance possible it's good to be physically active. Having exercise may be helpful in your everyday life as well as giving you a sense of purpose." – Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every Money Store Should Do With Your Money (I Know What You're Thinking) ", and "How to Get Rich - Your Self-Improvement Handbook"
-Dr. Richard M. Miller, a professor of personal finance at California State University, Los Angeles, the Author of "What Every

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link

What do you get when you cross an ordinary young man-boy with a woman whose breasts remind you of nothing so much as a bottle of wine?"

Alfred Hitchcock.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:00 (four years ago) link

In this suspenseful thriller, Terence Covers must choose between killing his daughter, the beautiful woman he always loves to see murdered, and going on the run. Meanwhile, a group of men travel to a remote island to capture a serial killer. At the remote, remote island, the killer hides in a remote shack.
"I don't think I've ever wanted to see another movie like it." - Entertainment Weekly

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:25 (four years ago) link

It was a dark and stormy night. A man in a dark suit, white coat, and tie walked around the area before him.

He said he would be in contact with police if anyone else could help him.

His partner was not hurt, and he seemed to be unharmed in the worst of the storm.

"Just take a deep breath," he said as he stood up.

A man drove up behind him, and said he was a cop. The two walked closer, and he talked about the police.

He got up and walked away.

On the way back, the police stopped the vehicle. When another officer walked near them, the man pulled a gun and pointed it at them.

He took their pockets and told police that was the gun he was carrying when he opened fire.

The man and the partner came together when their car stopped in front of a friend's house. The man got out and asked for assistance.

On the other side of town, police were trying to make contact with a man with a gun who was inside his friend's condo building. He told the police he was going to shoot up an apartment complex.

Officers were walking with what were supposed to be a 2.3-acre area when they saw him with a small black bag on his waist. They arrested him

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link

This thing seems to have been trained on a lot of crime reports.

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link


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