So, I won't lie: I DO google my name with regard to the Vordul incident every few weeks. BUT, I wouldn't do that, if, some strange motherfucker didn't make a messageboard thread or blog entry every couple of months these past 8 years (YES...There are/were probably 80-100 references (some have since been deleted or the websites have folded) where this thing is mentioned, and, I have a perverse curiosity with regard to what people say about me, and, I don't think that is irrational or unreasonable. In fact, I am sure if many of you were in the same position with people constantly popping shit about you, you'd do the same. All of these people have the attitude that I should "grow up" or whatever. Really? Aren't you the same 30-40 year olds constantly posting MY NAME on some messageboard? GET OFF MY CODPIECE, FAGGOTS.
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
get off my codpiece
Man I could go for some cod and peas about now.
― Pasta of Muppets (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Thread keeps on giving
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
and people thought reg-only was going to kill Google lolz
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
this made my day
― cutty, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Agreed.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
SO IT IS TRUE VORDUL GOT SONNED BY A FAT WITE KID
― cutty, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.fashion-era.com/images/Wedding/elizabethan_weddings/codpiece_wedding_groupcod650x20.jpg
― Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
don't son me bro
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
"Hey bro, you're a fucking racist and your heart is made of sin."
― Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
A FEW YEARS AGO, MAN. LITERAL GREAT JOURNALISM! FUCK EVER. IRONICALLY, HIS
― velko, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/00388/13/86/388716831_l.jpg^^^^^pudgy, pasty, fish-faced, leprechaun faggot
― velko, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
did u know his iq is 141
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qo0vf4_FUw
Will High kicks it old school
― Pasta of Muppets (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
will generates no less that FIVE fucking amazing display names with every post.
― bitchtime cowards (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Man...I'm not fucking up shit. A All of this injury talk: I am 34 and I have NEVER hurt myself in a gym. As far as being an asshole: I CAN DO THAT. When you get to be 310 lbs, then you can be an asshole, too, you bitchtime, light-in-the-ass, cookies and cream, sugarfoot motherfucker.
I already wrote a lengthy disclaimer for you shemales who would make commentaries about form. I did not even count the last two reps and acknowledged they were forced.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Quote:I'm sick of seeing links to this like this pretentious, bridge troll of a broad is the authoritative voice on a stupid incident that probably took place before she even had any hair on her cooch.
The real reason Cannibal Ox broke up is because Vast is limited and Vordul is a crack-addled manic-depressive who never came to terms with his own homosexuality. El-P is a cokeheaded, punkasss herb who had all of these fucknerd net kids believing his hype. He threatened Sole and postured like a tough guy, but he was really just a trust-funded Jew from a well-off family of Bohos or whatever who used to hang around Black kids in Brooklyn for a vicarious thrill.
Here's the absolute truth from the horse's mouth:
1. Contrary to the character assassination set forth by the Def Jux propaganda machine, I have never used cocaine. People in this very thread knew me, and, they know that my online persona mirrors my corpereal being more than most other people. I am not some fantasyland, LARP punk who pretends to be something he is not online. So, for years, since 1998, it has been pretty common knowledge that I'm an extremely conservative, straight-edge type of dude. Most of the people that deal with me now and those who knew me from that old AOL Roots board knew that I never used/abused cocaine, heroin, weed, or pills of any sort. In retrospect, I find it hilarious that I was accused of using coke, seeing as there are now rampant rumors of El-P being a coke abusing, downward spiraling shytbird. the idea of me taking coke beforehand to asswhip a bunch of fukking nancies is hilarious, if you think about it. I have no reason to lie about not doing drugs. I'm not running around planting the pucker on babies and handing out campaign buttons a la Seagraves. This all brings me to another point of contention: 2. I have never used steroids. Every time some b!tchass, birdchested bastard sees a dude bigger than he is, I guess his insecurity regarding his own (perceived or otherwise) physical inadequacies, makes him relexively accuse others of steroid use. Even an inexperienced bodybuilder or fitness enthusiast who knew me then, when I was only a little past my prime, and working out with heavy weights 4 times a week, could tell you without hesitation I was not on steroids. There is a certain aesthetic that comes with steroid use, and, I didn't/don't share it. First off, I had/have too much bodyfat, and, more importantly, my muscle bellies did not have that full, hypertrophic look that is synonymous with steroid use. 3. There have also been many erroneous descriptions of me, as well. For instance, I'm not black. I'm not 6' 9", and I don't have red hair. For the record, I am 6' 7" 315 lbs. and I have brown hair. Back then, I was about 285 lbs. I am White. 4. I didn't "punch a guy while he was peeing" or "beat up a guy in a bathroom unaware." The only thing that is remotely close to true about any of that is proximity. It happned by the back bar, which, was about 15 feet from the bathrooms. The way these net kids would have you thinking, I was elbow striking his face while he was watering the porcelain. Such horseshyt. 5. I didn't just suddenly punch this kid from behind. He approached me earlier on in a corner with this little dude named Cryptic and they tried to punk me out. When they failed to do so and I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. Still, I was incensed that these two she-males tried to do that, so, since Vordul was the mouthpiece, I saw him later, and, still enraged, I called him a she-male or whatever. He tried to smile me off and sahsay away from me, so, I punched him in the head as he was walking away from me. Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be a sucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you. I guess, by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out. He stepped to ME earlier in the night AND I threatned him 2 seconds before I punhced him. The way those ***gits made it sound, I turned the lights off in the bar and silently repelled down from the ceiling to attack him on some Soldier of Fortune/Black Ops type shyt. 6. How does a grown ass man (he was like 23 at the time) have his mother press charges? Ho...HE pressed charges. Let's get it straight. 7. If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online and offer to meet any combination of them anywhere in ther 5 boros after the incident. I wasn't necessarily looking to pound them out, either. That Vast kid was making all kinds of threats and whatver in magazines, meanwhile, eveyone knew where to find me. In fact, they still do. I am too old to go fighting now, and, honestly, I am not so mad at them right now, as I am frustrated by the mistruths. The whole thing is bugged out and a testament to how frail and sheltered internet messageboarders are. After 7 years, what was essentially a quick, lackluster streetfight, has been mentioned a few hundred times. I recently heard that my name is lore among a bunch of bike messengers want to meet me or something, now. LOL. What the?? I'm just a dude trying to earn a living like anyone. I'm not a particularly skilled fighter or anything.
― Will High, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Def Jux Propaganda Machine
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
The way those ***gits made it sound
― if you're a pizza-loving New Yorker, it was pretty hilarious. (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
YO WILL HIGH--WE DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK
― cutty, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
we just like the thread title
*** = Randy Scouse
― Pasta of Muppets (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
loool
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced.
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
omg
― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
all i'm getting from this is some coke addled roider 6'9" redhead sucker punched a dude from behind in a bathroom and the dude's mom pressed charges?
― gangsta hug (omar little), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess, by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out.
― motownphilaflava willhighharmony (some dude), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Such horseshyt.
― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
does the assrape come after the bludgeoning? cuz i think it should be the other way around
― velko, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online
― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
my online persona mirrors my corpereal being more than most other people
― motownphilaflava willhighharmony (some dude), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I bet he SOCKed that guy and treated him like a PUPPET
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
"I don't know who can do it justice. Basically, Will High was "popping off" as he calls it to El-P on HHI forums. El-P used the standard internet defense of "yeah, why don't you come see me in real life then", which works 99% of the time because most people on the internet are either not in the same location or not actually going to do anything. El-P had no idea that Will High is actually an extremely large and violent person, who turned up to a Cannibal Ox show somewhere in New York alone. Not sure how the confrontation started but it ended with Will breaking Vorduls jaw. Gentle Jones sent Will Highs details to the police, and Will got arrested and did some jail time. As for describing Will himself that's a whole other post, not sure where to start. His whole persona was extremely idiosynchratic, in that he was a giant of a man into weightlifting, very knowledgeable about hip hop, a former whigger, extremely racist, and very intelligent."
― gangsta hug (omar little), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
in other words, we got ourselves a live one here
Sending a singing telegram delivered by a howler monkey before hitting him with an immaculate velvet pillow would be a lot funnier, if you're storing up tips for future altercations.
― Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be asucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you.
― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/Reggie235/willhighcomic.jpg
― gangsta hug (omar little), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
wow!
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooooooooool
― The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin' love the net
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
that is amazing
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
A+ would laugh again
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL @ how this thread continues to bring the LOLZ
― "Bytchass of Juxberry" (Pashmina), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
C or D: homophobia mixed with a little threatening assrape
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
replace "little threatening" with "side of"
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I recently heard that my name is lore among a bunch of bike messengers want to meet me or something, now.
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
ee cummings
― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
see what i did there?