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Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck. [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated three hours ago by breastcrawl on I Love Music] 4 new answers
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― mick signals, Sunday, May 26, 2019 4:47 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

singularity: reached

wait where's Puff from Brazil??

The best way to trick your parents is to pretend you're dead.

The most effective "skeleton" I've found, over an extended period of time, is "living with the dead." This is when your skeleton has been declassified and you're told you're "only dead for a day" and/or "dead forever." My "living with the dead" exercise is to think about your body as alive and alive dead. Think of it like a car whose trunk will slowly collapse in on itself and will not move much. The car is still alive and just moving in a controlled manner. I've found this to help me when I do an elaborate exercise like "getting back on the couch." I just sit, watch TV and then I can get back to it. Once you start the exercise, just sit there watching TV and get up and move around the couch.

After that you can try to take your "skeleton" (tortured soul) to a different living situation, but it's better to not go "all crazy" and just try to escape.

Once you've made this exercise a habit do whatever you'd like with it.

Tom, delete ILX now! ILX should look better, but it still won't compile anymore.

I didn't see it, but you can't actually use a different version of the same class. What does ILX do?

Well, first of all, we are defining the interface we use, which is a mixin. What this means is, if we are defining one type interface with type alias, then we will use type alias, when we have two of that type, that interface. So it's like this for the list of things we can do with your interface, and other types can use it too. Like say we have the type

enum {A = 5, B = 50};

This means when we want to do something like create a class, we will define the interface. For instance, our list looks like

enum {A = 1, B = 2};

Now, type alias is for convenience, what do you mean by that? A type alias can be used to create or delete a certain type, but what's interesting with this is type alias is not a type. You know when you see

int a = 10;

And you think to yourself

havent't seen any posts from boarbear in a hot minute, hope he's ok :(

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is in the hospital

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is ok

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is not ok.

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat is ok.

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear's a virgin?

― l

WHAT DID THE CAT DO TO BOARBEAR??!

1. Inpropagation
2. Corporal Jigsore Quandary
3. Symposium Of Sickness
4. Pedigree Butchery
5. Incarnated Solvent Abuse
6. Carneous Cacoffiny
7. Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition
8. Lateral Ingestion To Lysis Of Sodomyces Or Orchidism
9. The Cessation Of The Life Process
10. The Extermination Of The Genitive Case Of
11. Bacterial Wounds Of The Nerves Of The Earth
11. An Unholy Combination Of The Curses And The Wounds Of The Land Of Death
11. The First Man To Die After A Lymphatic Failure Of The Liver
12. The Vibratory Spectrum Of The Human Sex Brain
13. A Pustular Vat Of Fertile Salt
14. Bile Storage For The Future

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

1. Receiving a bill with that fucking www.wheresgeorge.com stamp on it

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:07 PM (eight years ago)

2. People taking the elevator up/down one floor, rather than taking the stairs, thus delaying my pilgrimage to the top floor

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:11 PM (eight years ago)

3. Being told that I should go to Starbucks or a restaurant with less milk than my children are allowed to drink.

― The New Yorker (gwjohnnye), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:13 PM (nine years ago)

4. An email asking "What do you prefer to do for an evening lunch?" This was in 2007 or so. (not the first email)

― The New Yorker (jjimmyhitchcroft), Tuesday, October 1, 2009 3:29 AM (one year ago)

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3. People being too slow to get out of the bathtub (jennifer kursoff), Tuesday, September 28, 2010 11:25 PM (eight years ago)

4. All the police car stops during the school bus ride (thesunwriter), Thursday, September 26, 2010 6:03 PM (eight years ago)

5. "Hey, how did you find my wallet?" "Where did your wallet go!?" (TheSwingFan), Thursday, September 26, 2010 7:39 PM (eight years ago)

6. The police pulling my car over as if they were running a traffic accident when there was a homicide (ch

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3. The fact that a couple of times during the interview, a white guy in a cowboy hat walked by the camera without taking any time to say hello

― dana lewis (@danalee)

4. The fact that he asked me if this was the right house for me

― jane (@jane4me)

5. The fact that he brought my girlfriend's photo and asked for a pic with my name attached

― jane (@jane4me)

6. The fact that he asked if I could come up and meet him at 5:30 and asked if I wanted to be his personal manager

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15. People who flash their lights at you in the right lane. If you want to go faster GET IN THE LEFT LANE, YOU FUCKTWIG.

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:34 PM (eight years ago)

16. People who camp out in the left lane. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:35 PM (eight years ago)

17. People who yell "FREAKING HUZZAH" into your ear while you are driving. DON'T DO THAT! This is fucking dangerous and rude to other drivers, and can actually cause more harm to you than it helps.

― San Diego (B.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 12:28 AM (and eight years ago)

18. Driving when one lane is empty, or with only three or four people in the car, then going into reverse without waiting for traffic to clear. It is a total waste of time! Don't do this; you

Playing bass through a guitar amp. Why is it so bad and hated? Because it is not good enough. You are supposed to be a producer, or at least an innovator in some field. Why is anyone else allowed to succeed in any field you might be proud of, if this is all they can produce?

And this time it was no longer about "being an innovative producer"—it was just a question of "is it enough for me to produce?" This time it came down to if the producer could do something other than a job he did not know he could do before. And here again we see the importance of the product quality, the artist/s who bring out the best in other, lesser people.

My experience writing tracks and trying to build the album came from being a part of a big group that had already made a lot of songs with other great players, and had an interesting relationship to each other and to music. As part of us each trying to achieve and share what we could, what was important for us as writers of music that wasn't directly tied to the process, what didn't work together, was what was left over when a song ends, in terms of being fun and exciting to listen to and

The cat says: "Meow".
The sheep says: "Baa".
The horse says: "Neigh".
The dog says: "Woof".
The sparrow says: "Kiss me. Kiss me".
The dog says: "What do you intend on saying?"
The cat says: "Shh".
The cat says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The sparrow says: "Phew" [sigh] "Phew".
The bird says: "Ooooooooh".
The dog says: "Phew".
The cat says: "Ooooho". "Ooooooooh". "Oooooooooh".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The bird says: "I bet I'll never talk to her again".
The dog says: "Aww, so much pain".

Those that belong to the emperor
Embalmed ones
Those that are trained
Suckling pigs
Mermaids (or Sirens)
Fabulous ones
Stray dogs
Those that are included in this classification
Those that tremble as if they were mad
Innumerable ones
Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush
Et cetera
Those that have just broken the flower vase
Those that, at a distance, resemble flies
They also have a large mouth
An extremely high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They always cry
Their teeth are too coarse and often have holes or sharp points
They also have a huge body
They are usually called cussing children and are called "cusser" children
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
All the people with such a gigantic body are also called "cussers".[10]
If the king does not want the world to know how powerful these people are, he would have them be thrown out of the mansion.

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel 
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides 
and a dark wind blows 
the government is corrupt, the population is too stupid to understand 
The government that won't solve anything Because the populace is stupid to solve things 
How the shit just keeps rolling 
What's happened to my son? 
I'm a black woman 
He is a white man I'm a white boy 
Why have I got one, baby?
What were you thinking with your life? 
All my life, why did I think? 
Where have we all gone 
Are you going back? 
Let's just roll up with this 
You know I'm a black guy 
I'm a white boy 
My dad is some black guy 
What the fuck ? 
There's something going on with the kids 
I got a question 
Why won't 
I just give it up now 
What about the kids ? 
I gave my boy up to them 
Do I have to be some sort of god 
I guess

jesus

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O.
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
co-worker: *Cries again*
co-worker: *Turns away from ILXor* I'll tell you something that'll make your day the best ever: When the ice cream is gone, you're like the biggest jerk on earth. <co-worker laughs, and says nothing in return>
<ILXor walks away from conference room>
<ILXor does not speak again in that speech>
<I don't even know if this is actually true; I think it has to be a lie because it sounds more like ILXor than Icey's speech. It has a few minor contradictions when placed side by side. If you listen closely: the first time ice cream is left alone in the conference room while the other two are still in it, Icey says, "I will not make any apologies for showing you how to hate us. We will show you another day... I hope this

The perfect gift for a new parent is this unique poster. And, you can also buy it.

A poster of a newborn baby has a photo on them that tells you just how good she is. When I read something about a baby crying, I would look for the baby's poster and then take it with me. I hope I am doing the right thing. The poster in this photo was sent to me by a friend and I've never seen anything like it.

The baby is crying and the poster was posted by an unknown woman. It was posted in a large room that I could only access from inside the hospital, and was only visible for a short time. I hope her post was a good one to read before my baby died.

The poster was placed in a big room, and was a few inches long. The poster is very close to the baby's birth wound and I know she would feel something hurt when she read it. The poster, along with pictures of my baby, are still up here on the main floor of my office.

If you have ever had a baby that needs a post card and you would like some kind of tribute, get creative and send your son a poster to make him feel special

14. Bile Storage For The Future

This should have ranked much higher than 14! It wuz robbed.

It's Saturday Night Live, starring John Belushi. It's an awesome set list. But it's also a little bit surreal.

That's one of the reasons the show has managed to stand the test of time and become such a big hit. It's also because it's really funny. The way Ben Stiller and Melissa McCarthy react when John turns into a cat: well, it's part of the game.

Let’s talk about sex, baby. Let’s talk about you and me. ‪https://t.co/9xC5u3H0uK‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 11, 2013

#JayZ I have been asking for a lot of sex, I know this is a lot to do, it can take a long time, but this does make it easier baby, it makes it easier for me to have sex all night, you really don't realize‪ https://t.co/jZVwCQ5L0L — Jay Z (@jayz) June 19, 2013

‪So I asked you for sex last night‪ https://t.co/wqKzUkUoJh‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 21, 2013

‪Now you know, like, what I do for a living‪ https://t.co/qWG4iTJLqX‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 23, 2013

‪And my boyfriend really has a big dick ‪https://t.co/Ri2

ali campbell from ub40 is a real beauty and i am extremely jealous how she looks at me and she tells her parents that i am her dad from the video :
and even after you tell her everything you did? she wants to hear it from you!! So you just put this cute looking picture on the side of your phone with her in it? I'll bet i am in that picture :

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, these spaceships are now headed for Earth, where they will be destroyed once and for all.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Takes Spider-Man to school (and then back) as Spider-Man
Spider-Woman/Venom takes her to school in a car
Takes her to school on horseback
Stabs and shoots both Spider-Men (one after the other)
Shoots down a car (and then back)
Takes her to school on horseback (but falls off her horse)
Spider-Woman, Spider-Man/Venom, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man
Bubbles on the train platform (the second time)
Has a "Dorothy" birthday party at a Halloween party
Takes out a couple of Spiders
Slashes a kid to death
Spider-Man shoots and kills three spiders
Spider-Man kills five spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the head
Spider-Man kills Spider-Man with one shot
Spider-Man kills two spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the back with his web
Spider-Man shoots and kills a Spider-Man (but he's still alive when he dies)
Spider-Man kills three giant spiders

I very nearly wet myself @ 'slashes a kid to death'

Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man; The Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: It does not seem to exist in your imagination.
Joker: I believe in what I believe in.
Colonel: What does it mean to be a man?
Joker: A man is a bundle of physical, emotional, spiritual and emotional baggage. It's all there, but it's not there.
Colonel: Where did you even have to bring it in before I came and explained it?
Joker: Well, sir, I could show you. You're the one that has to explain it, anyway. He's an idiot. When I see him I have to see him as an idiot.
Colonel: Just let us discuss that.
Joker: Oh, I haven't had a beer in five years

The top 5 facts about Chuck Norris:
1. His nickname, Chuck, is pronounced Chuck-ay.
2. During the making of "Lethal Weapon," producers joked that the movie "should start with, 'Lethal Weapon,' 'Chuck Norris,' and then the name would follow' because Chuck Norris was originally not intended in any way to be a member of the movie." (From The Complete Chuck Norris)
3. The title of "Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies" comes from the phrase 'Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay' where 'Ay-ray' is a sound effect in Arabic, 'ay' means snake and 'ay' can actually mean death. (Chuck Norris's Top 10 Favorite Movie Moments in History)"
4. In addition to his work on the movie, Chuck starred in the TV series "Chuck Norris: The Legend of Sabre" as a cop with the NYPD for five seasons.
5. "My movie 'Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies' is the absolute pinnacle of all things good." (Pixar Entertainment)

At 10:35 on an early summer's morning, John Lanchester sat down at his study desk, switched on his new Dell computer, opened up the word processing programme that the computer had come with and began working out the meaning of one of the most famous passages from a poem he knew:
"I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all

This is a poem by

Thomas Keneally, The Life of Pius X
"I feel a sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all" "I feel this

This is a poem by Thomas Keneally, Thomas Keneally's Diary to an airplane crash "I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the

On our new album we wanted to get back to our roots, just a band in a room. The record went through many iterations of genres and I think our sound really clicked with the concept of, you know, we all went through something similar, we all had that weird feeling that we wanted to be able to bring our sound and be honest about our feelings.

There are a lot of people that have seen the film and they ask me what their favourite music is. I don't really care that much, because it's all about the emotion and emotion is our thing. It's the love that we feel as humans and how deeply we relate to other humans. So it really matters to me what is important to us in life and how it affects us. It's an emotion I don't understand how there's a different way to express the song. People feel better when they see it, but I don't know why you can't make fun of music, I love music, too so I didn't really care about what you thought, it was more about making it good and funny and I think at the end our song feels like that - it's really funny - and it's not funny but it's in an artistic way

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

A black dog is barking along the road behind you. The owner of the black dog has turned into her backyard to watch some animals running in and out of this property.

In another room is a kitchen table, and a bottle of wine. The woman at the table sits on it, eating his wine and listening to the audio of the dogs barking.

The sound effects are clear and distinctive, though they may be of little moment to you.

What really happens in this scene is that the white house owner is listening to the audio in another room along with the woman at the table of her own garden, and the wine bottle is in her hand and she drinks.

This makes her an object at the back end of the audio spectrum and she is in the role of being heard, and not necessarily perceiving or recognizing what's going on in the room around her.

I think there is a parallel here, though I can't exactly place it in time frame of the video, or place it on a date. The woman at the table is talking as if she were an object, because she clearly can't be

moffe growing ham

Moffe growing vpon the skull of a man, a child, and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of an old man and a young man, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a boy, and after that, the skull of a bald boy and a bald man, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman and after that, a woman's skull and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a man, and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a girl, and after that, the skull of a boy (and after that, the skull of a man and a lady), and after that, the skull of a man; and after that, three corpses of human bodies.

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Scooby Doo". It's got everything I love in it: the big, loud, bright faces, the bad guys who aren't scary, and Scooby, his goofy friends and the Scoobies himself. The Scoobies have their "Dance Party" with their old classmates, but that seems kind of weird because they aren't as much of a part of the story as they used to be! It's like the old days.

You may know how the Scoobies go into the cave and rescue everyone from the cave by jumping into each other. In "Pig" (1983) and "Spiders" (1999), Scooby and Snackhead jump into everyone else, but they never do anything to make up for the two of them being stuck together, but instead, just act awkward as a team. So in "Spiders" we end up with a giant rat in the show, and in "Pig" we're basically just "Spiders".

Scooby's in the show because it's fun! The old school Scoobies and new school Scoobies get along really well, while making snooty little noises with their mouths

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from a well-heeled Southern family and had no intention of marrying a black man. As a boy, he would sneak in on holidays in the middle of the night, dress up as a black man and then get in the black car and sneak out again. Mulligan met his wife, Mary Lynn, in a car wash, and in the years he spent in a house of prayer, his wife became an outspoken white activist, leading prayer groups, speaking at rallies.

At 26, in 1987, Mulligan married his second wife, Ann Stearns, in the house she ran with their then two daughters, Tania and Tanya. Mulligan said he wanted to be an ordained Baptist minister to spread his Christianity and that his marriage to Tanya gave him hope. "It gave me faith," he recalled of the experience.

Mulligan, now 47, has no plans to divorce his first wife, but he is planning on remarrying her, his father told a judge after Mulligan's guilty plea. The new mother-of-three could serve as a model for other white-collar white Christians to serve in church leadership roles, a potential source of support at

it keeps giving me white supremacist propaganda, that's how you can tell it's on the internet

Somewhere in la Mancha, in a place whose name no one knows but is now a legend, sits a monument and a memorial. It is to the people of La Mancha that the legend of the "White Man's Burden" came. It is to this white man who gave the last battle of the Civil War to his white comrades, who stood shoulder to shoulder for so many years, who gave his life for the white race.

It is in these places that the words of the old-fashioned poet and poetess Elihu Yale can be heard. And not as the poets were often wont to say, "The White Man's Burden" – that is, the "Great White Way of Life," the "Old English Way of Life," the common European way of life, was to be saved, but that the new way of men had to learn to fight against the old way. And it is in this way, the way of the white man, in this last struggle, in this final battle, that the great "white victory" has been won. It is in these places that the great "white victory" of the great war is seen. It is in this last fight that a man such as

(I just keep doing this one because pretty much every result is gold. Insane and terrifying gold.)

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "I'm a Bad Boy!", which was originally about a bigoted boy called Bugs Bunny with a big heart who hates being a bad boy. The animated version of the cartoon is hilarious enough, which in its own way makes it even funnier that Bugs Bunny is really trying to be a good boy, while still trying to hurt his mother and her family.

This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down !!!!
The world was a mess !!!
It looked almost normal to me then . After
I had a baby, I started to have problems.
You see, these problems all began with
You see, they started when I got pregnant by myself 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was a time of hope, a time of hope and then a time of fear. I mean, it was really good times and it was kind of just kind of horrible.
And it was kind of the worst of times then.
What did you do afterwards?
Well, I actually actually ended up buying my own apartment in Brooklyn. The apartment, it was in a little place named Tenderloin, in the Upper West Side, on the Upper West Side. [laughs] And one of my roommates was a writer who's the managing editor of Vanity Fair, which is one of their biggest clients, which was kind of really nice. They actually hired me for their show called New York magazine's cover story. And I was hired for that cover story - the one I wrote called The Big One. And I'm talking about, um, New York magazine - New York Magazine is still my publishing house and it's my current publishing house. I'm really thankful for it because it's something that's really helped me a lot grow as an artist and I'd like to thank New York magazine. But there's a big difference

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

"Wake up! It's a boy! A good boy! What a lovely little boy!"

The room grew silent. Mr. Mulligan glanced and shrugged his shoulders. His eyes had no expression of relief, and his nose grew damp. He looked with a mixture of concern and embarrassment, as if thinking of a few things that were so different from the pleasant idea of his mind he was trying to conceive.

At last, the woman took the mirror from him and examined it carefully. The lather-stained mirror reflected a dark scar on his cheek, which made it look slightly more solid and solid than it had in the morning, but was still a shadow of the man who looked at her from beneath the blanket. She noticed that the hair had grown darker and shorter, and the chin and jaw had become more rounded. The clothes were now rather wrinkled and tarry. She drew out the raz

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Bugs Bunny and His Friends." My mom used to watch it for lunch every day when she was home from school. It's always in the corner right where my brother, sister and I would sit at our desk and she would yell, "Bugs Bunny! BUGBOTS!" You know, they always said that in my school because she said that at lunchtime.

Then, later on my mother realized that this cartoon could be a comic book and she picked up the pencils and wrote the script and started drawing Bugs Bunny.

The first Bugs Bunny cartoon was published on March 18, 1952. It was later renamed "Buddha, Rabbit and Beetle," and then again "Bugs Bunny, Bugman, and Buttercup." The original Bugs Bunny is seen in some cartoons from the late 1960s and is referred to by fans as such in the early 2000s.

In the early decades of the modern comic book industry, the Bugs Bunny character became associated with children, especially children with eating disorders. In later films, some children were played by adults.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

O that bright light, the moon! The moon shines from our sight;
That bright, the moon is the star that shines;
The moon and stars and all things,
Are like a torch that shines in the deep,
And when the sun goes down
The lamp in the moon is no more.
This book I've done, I've written,
With pen and paper, I've written,
And this book, when I've finished,
It will go back to the library
Where it belongs.

i mean..

it's fucking amazing at both poetry, and strongo's nuevo cuisine, which amounts to the same thing really

The top 5 greatest Game of Thrones scenes of all time:
1. The Battle of the Bastards. "They're a threat, but when you hit them with a massive rock, it's like a bomb's thrown in their face."
2. Tyrion's final moment during his imprisonment: "I want to see my dead wife and child. I love you now, my love. I don't remember your face when I passed through that door, but I will remember your heart..."
3. "You might have a chance to save Meera, but I can tell he's not your boy anymore," Arya says. She continues, "He killed the Stark heir to the Iron Throne. And you killed him."
4. Tyrion gives Sansa a kiss on the cheek. "What's going on?" she asks.
5. Bronn (Robert) gives Oberyn the Iron Fork "the wrong way."
All five Game of Thrones scenes are available for free (check out the latest season premiere here) here on YouTube.

The five greatest novels of all time are:
1. The Hunger Games (Ayn Rand)
2. The Color Purple (Margaret Atwood)
3. Moby-Dick (Thomas Jefferson)
4. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
5. Paradise Lost (H.G. Wells)

The five greatest books of all time are:
1. The Tale of Genji (Charles Dickens)
2. To Kill a Mockingbird (Woodrow Wilson)
3. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Chauncy Mullen)
4. Ulysses (Edgar Allan Poe)
5. Lord of the Flies (Toni Morrison)

The ten greatest albums of the 1960s are:
1. Let My Love Die by Led Zeppelin
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Family Stone
3. The Sound of Silence by The Rolling Stones
4. All That Jazz by Depeche Mode
5. The Dark Side of the Moon by The Eagles
6. White Christmas by The Eagles
7. My Funny Valentine by The Rolling Stones
8. Let 'Em Rock by The Beach Boys
9. I Won't Back Down by The Beatles
10. Don't Say I Told You So by The Byrds

The ten best '80s pop songs are:
1. "The Wonder Years"
2. "The Way I Are"
3. "What You Mean"
4. "Love You To Death"
5. "Candyman"
6. "M.U.S.P."
7. "Don't Call"
8. "I Am a God"
9. "P.D.S."
10. "The Lamentations of Billy and Mandy"

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1. "Waltz of Fire"

Who would give a shit if Santa had any of these songs? Well, because we did…

You know the song:

"Waltz of Fire" lyrics:

In a house burning down,
A flame on the floor,
A thousand dead and forgotten,
They sing in our heads,
We sing in an empty house with an empty father.
It's a song of despair and heartbreak—
I know its true sound.
A song like that tells me that there is always a life to leave us,
And I want it back the night I die.

2. "Siegfried and Roy Mankiewicz"

Top 5 greatest Star Wars characters
1. ____ (George Lucas)
He was the star of the franchise, the godfather of all Star Wars fanboys, and is, probably, the most influential character to ever appear in the franchise. An all-time great Jedi. An absolute badass. He would have taken over the galaxy if there wasn't for the death of C-3PO. Also, he's pretty fucking sexy as well because he's a guy! He literally just won't give up and does things like this to protect the little thing he has as his bodyguard.
2. Jabba the Hutt (Ada Wong)
A pretty good villain but I find the fact that he's only in movies 4 and 5, and that he's the only character in the entire series that we can actually remember anything about is more than a little annoying.
3. Darth Vader (Mark Hamill)?
Now I don't know what role he's going to play in future movies but he certainly looks awesome from the back in movies 1 through 10.
4. Lando Calrissian (Brent Spiner)
This guy in the original trilogy is the strongest part of the whole story and in fact

The following conversation took place on 5 April 1991, at the Sushi Bar Restaurant on Toronto's Queen Street. William Gibson and Bruce Sterling were in town as part of the Toronto Book Fair, but while being questioned by security they heard a man, later identified as David Cronenberg, talking about the death of the late Edward Said. The two men became friends and agreed to work together in an attempt to kill Said.
Gibson and Sterling discussed how a person who knew Said as a friend would "not know him from a thousand years of time".
After the men returned, David said, "When I looked him in the eye I could almost see myself standing there. … The moment of fear had passed". This conversation was recorded on 1 April 1991.
"I could see what the man looked like. It had nothing to do with me... he would have been a different man if what he said to me had not changed. (He) would not be who he was today. When Edward Said's death happened, he went from being a brilliant writer – he became one of the most respected literary figures we would be able to say we didn't know. I think a person who knows Edward Said wouldn't have believed in me

The seventh son of a well-to-do family, a quiet boy, he was born and raised at the St. Andrew's school in Bournemouth, but moved to England in 1952. He did well, but it was his father's determination and persistence that eventually led to him winning more senior cricket in England. In 1958 he played seven Tests for England, and his next international was against Australia in Durban. When the All Blacks lost by 23 runs to the All Blacks' own All Black and All Black Indian teams, the team made its triumphant return to Australia for the 1962 World Cup. In 1961 and 1962, the British media had already taken notice of his exploits and when Australia beat the All Blacks in Perth, he made some comments about his team's match fitness, saying that Australians "don't go bowling", that the "old ones in that team don't do much". He was promptly arrested on charges of assaulting police, but only after being acquitted. Although Australian authorities charged him with a minor offence (assaulting police) in 1962, this was later dropped in the courts as a court would have seen that the evidence did not support the charge.

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1. Hanukkah (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)
2. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Rokkor in Lubavitch)
3. The Winter's Tale (Talmid HaLevushot)
4. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yehudah of Lubavitch)
5. Jingle Bells (Rabbi Gershon Schindler of Lubavitch)
6. Sing Your Song (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
7. We're Only In It for the Lights (Rabbi Maimon of Rosh HaZed)
8. Waltz in the Rain (Rabbi Rochiel of Rosh HaShana)
9. Christmas Tree (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
10. A Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)

Oh I know.

the Kokomo one is kinda killing me

Pumps and a bump
Pumps and a bump
We like the girls’ wall-mounted pumps because you can turn the pump around and the whole system snaps into place with a single push. It can also fit in tighter spaces and, with four outlets, we can pump from one wall-mounted outlet and run the whole system with just one battery pack. The main component, a pump, sits right on the wall and is simple to mount, and the removable battery pack sits on the floor right in front of the pump. The batteries last a little longer than the battery in your iPhone, but we were able to pump just as much, and the pumps themselves do not heat up much more than a normal household

Do you have the time
to listen to me whine?

Why don't I go to

the law and

save my butt

laughing?

"Vacation and

vacuuming

for me

take me away

and I will

do it all myself.

You don't

have the

time to be

showered

in stinking

cat

poop

because

you are vacuuming.

You take me

who am allergic

to feces

to your rented

farmhouse

Where are you taking

me?

Vacuum,

I have a plastic bag

for you

say thank you and

throw it

This is just to say

that I have eaten a lot of bananas today.

It all started when I was in the kitchen of the British & Irish Club today making lunch.

I was looking for a banana and then found the stash in the drawer of a small filing

really digging https://app.inferkit.com/demo

The ways so rapid,

Where through the world we alone go;

And never, never, so afeard

To look at that eye.

At us it might feed, —

But at others it sees nothing.

Chorus.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42027948

As he finished telling us of an island that was supposed to be a psychopomp, or centaur psychopomp, I decided it was probably best not to push him on this one. After he left, I laid in bed with Fred, and shared my beliefs with him.
I don't think he necessarily believed me, but at least he listened.
He did ask if I thought there was a psychopomp on the island.
I answered him honestly.If there was, he probably wasn't there right now, for there wouldn't be a psychopomp.

Sheila produced her father's notebook - there were sketches of centaurs. Perhaps this is a clue to which Island the scepter is hidden on. Perhaps she is psychopomp and has been with them for centuries. Even ancient scrolls are enough to place her in ancient times. I dreamt we met the centaur brother - Silouan, the Chief Centaur.

Geez, Little, Big could have been so much shorter…

On a certain day in June, 19—, a young man was making his way on foot northward from the great City to a town or place called Edgewood, that he had been told of but had never visited.

While he was walking in the direction that he believed to be southward, he was attacked by a tiger which pounced on him and carried him to its lair where it proceeded to devour him.

I came in the door
I said it before I walked out.

I don't care about saving the world

the whole world's gonna be in one big nuclear war anyway

but you can't stop wanting to try

You cannot teach a dog to cuddle

You cannot make a pill stop the ache

A mother in Chicago stands on her back porch and watches a young girl ride a bicycle to a park

While she waits for her son to come home

She looks over the lawn and through the house

to the park

on the other side of the lawn

she sees a boy swinging by himself

a young boy named Ryan that no one knows

not even his mother.

She looks at him and watches him swing and plays

Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Here comes the hammer
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Here comes the hammer
Yes, this is a mission that I'm on
Taking out the weak on the microphone

Bringing you another meaningful line

This is a mission that I'm on

Taking out the weak on the microphone

Bringing you another meaningful line

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

OK, the concert's over.

"You cannot teach a dog to cuddle"

https://lathamgreen.blogspot.com/2022/10/putting-cheese-in-artic-circle-as-ruse.html

Batman had to fight Betelgeuse, who was a ghost.
Then they met Starman.
He fought the radiation monster in Gotham, then he fought Blackhawk and Zatanna in Arizona.
They fought that during the "Mystery in Space" back in 1962.
The Green Lanterns attacked Metropolis, the Justice League of America attacked Los Angeles.
He faced the Anti - Martians, and Batman fought Dragon Man.
Batman went to fight the Insidious Six, the Black Beetle tried to attack, and a bounty hunter attempted to attack at the same time.
Dracula, the Tazmanian Devil, and his sidekick, Dexter, arrived.
Then another sidekick, Balthus Hellstrom showed up.
There were 6 villains there.
Dracula was the leader.
Doom was his other sidekick.
Vampirella fought and blinded Balthus Hellstrom, who then bled to death

Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist to his core

Donnely had false teeth and Barbara was dumb as a rock

Bobby's mom went crazy and wanted him to go to school

Sharon went to the mall and shopped like crazy

Marky went to the barber and got a shave

Mikey met these new friends and he danced all night

Roger made a rude comment about Pam

Sherry was getting herself some money and poof!

She was now rich

Steve was into the drugs and stuff

LaToya wanted to get into the music world

Donnie said he liked David Bowie

At the end of the show, all the headstones were pushed over and every single one was lit up in red, white, and blue lights. When the group got off the bus they had a party at the cemetery. They threw party hats and plastic wrist bands around and danced to the music they had taped. In the background of the photos are the names of each and every deceased relative of the group of friends.

When the photographer reached the end of the names of the dead, he looked down the line of gravestones and saw that all of the teens who died were buried on the other side.

http://i.gyazo.com/ea068c2460da68f87a0b5d3b3c4e480.png

Movie Lens Controversy

The screenwriter of "Goodfellas" was sued by a neighbor

Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while defending their homeland. Some will die to liberate the land. Some will die to give the militants enough time to surrender. Some will also die for other reasons – one is fighting as a soldier for her country in the West African Republic or as a child soldier in Somalia. The deadly conflicts around the world call for the immediate deployment of specialized medical personnel, to attend the wounded

Poor Barbara

Betelgeuse was making fun of batman. Batman got angry and swiped at Betelgeuse who parried. Batman demanded to know why Betelgeuse was mocking him. Betelgeuse said that batman should keep his day job. Batman immediately retorted, that he didn't want to get batman involved in his day job. Betelgeuse stated that he was Batman and Batman said that he was Betelgeuse, and they continued to swing at each other. Everyone got really excited and started cheering. Batman started to get too involved, though, as he swung at Betelgeuse and then punched an innocent bystander. Betelgeuse stopped fighting Batman, picked up the innocent bystander and began to walk away, leaving Batman with a lump on his head. Betelgeuse began to leave, but then turned around, thinking that Batman was giving chase. Betelgeuse asked Batman what he wanted and Batman stated that he had no problem with him, but that it wasn't his fight. Batman said that he was leaving and turned around to leave, but then decided to make one last attempt at a fight. Batman leapt at Betelgeuse and they locked arms and swung at each other. Batman had gained the upper hand and knocked Betelgeuse to the ground. He prepared to punch him, but was stopped by Prof. Octopus who threw a grappling hook at Batman. The hook flew back at Betelgeuse, and he grabbed it and swung back. He sliced the gauntlet from Batman's right arm, leaving only his hand attached to Batman. Batman was powerless to resist and was about to be killed, but was saved by Superman who tackled Betelgeuse and knocked him out. Batman was completely stunned and asked Superman what the hell just happened.

Betelgeuse kicked Batman in the nuts. And then punched him in the face. The reader, however, was not alerted. Why should they be? Unless you really want to immerse yourself in the bracingly verbal stylings of The Authority's tentacled fist, that's your business. Which, again, is not how I see any superhero comic. What's in it for me? The guy who puts in the time and effort to parse even the most basic beats of a superhero comic

I’ve also been asking DALLE to make illustrations for battle juice but it’s not coming up with the Beetlejuice character for some reason. I guess it doesn’t know who beetle juices is

Have you tried Womba?

The problem was the movie is spelled Beetlejuice - har har har h
was using Betelgeuse

https://www.wombo.ai/

this?

Huh.
I didn't know it does lipsynch...
They also have another app that's like DallE...
Anyway, you got it sorted...

Musk, who recently told a room full of Tesla employees that "the entire internet will be free," is encouraging his followers to donate to his tunnel-digging venture, The Boring Company, to get a paywalled pass for video that he promised would be "all insane, certifiably insane video content.”

So, what's the status of this payment-for-content venture? "While it's not 100% confirmed, it looks like Paywalled video will indeed be coming soon to @twitter," wrote the company's director of media relations, Michael Sitrick, in an email on Wednesday.

An internal team has spent the past few weeks discussing the new product with engineers and others. “We are in very early stages of development, and we are working hard to develop a service that's really simple, fast, and great for what Twitter's for — the live-streaming of life's moments," Sitrick said. "We will let you know when we have more details."

Twitter, the 140-character messaging service that serves up an incredible amount of unbridled emotion, events and commentary, has for years been struggling to get people to pay for the privilege of tweeting.

Some have even taken to calling the service "the Social Network" because users sign up to see what friends are saying and then send them messages in return. In a 2005 analysis, Forrester Research found that only 3 percent of people had paid for their account, and among those who did, almost half ended up paying just once or twice.

A 2013 survey by eMarketer found that fewer than 1 percent of people had made a monthly subscription payment to Twitter. The same survey found that 5 percent had a paid-for Instagram account, which has grown faster than Twitter.

The company has experimented with a number of paid products, including "promoted tweets" that bring in revenue when users click on them.

The product Musk is talking about is said to be like Instagram. It would allow users to make a regular monthly payment that would get them a monthly badge and possibly a blue check mark next to their username so they could find conversations about their tweets in search.

But there are some significant differences. When you click on a paywalled video, users would not be able to see tweets on the stream in that area, according to people familiar with the product, even though it would be buried in the regular feed.

Twitter users who use the company's mobile app would also be unable to tweet on that platform. The tweets would have to come from a computer or another mobile device.

In the meantime, it's not clear when Musk's streaming video-only effort will launch. His social-media service, Tesla, is launching its first Model 3, the latest electric sedan that could revolutionize the auto industry, on Friday. It also wants to start charging for its Supercharger stations, which provide juice to its electric cars.

According to a recent tweet, Musk said he expected to reveal more details in a week or two.

CAPTION White House

OMG, while reading that I forgot what thread I was on and was like “I can’t tell if this is news, bad fake news, or satire.” But the basic premises seemed plausible, if weird. (Musk himself is weird and implausible)

I hate this timeline

I am the Antichrist
And I am an anarchist
And I am a satanist

And I am a seeker

And a realist

And I am a super hero

And a hero

And I am an 80's hairband lover

And I am a recovering politician

And I am a musician

And I am a virgin

And I am a health nut

And I am a liar

And I am a writer

And I am a human

And I am depressed

And I am not American

Maybe Telsa will now come with Twitter for navigation or something

"And I am a human

And I am depressed

And I am not American"

such poetry

make transformer writ lyrics then shove into melobytes

https://melobytes.com/en/app/melobytes

https://d2fmm4xlexpx3g.cloudfront.net/melobytes_com/melobytes/01a5cf0920df62df5e98f2f04818bf32400a7a0da8aac93530597070e9e27699/melobytes.mp3

"It is called sugar for many reasons. Sugar, or refined sugar, is very refined and tastes bitter. It is very easy to consume too much of refined sugar. It is called sugar for a reason. I don't make a big deal out of sugar. I'm not against it. But I don't eat a ton of sugar. I also have a personal belief that a poor diet is a poor diet. Just because I have a diet that has sugar in it doesn't mean I'm promoting sugar. The beauty of healthy eating is that you can actually get a lot of great benefits from it, even if you are eating a lot of sugar."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1yXhXepKpw

https://dopeloop.ai/melody-generator

When you're sliding into first
And you feel something burst inside of you And you can't help but let out a loud yell.

"I fucking love this woman!"

"No, no, no," she says.

"Don't."

She's right.

Don't.

So you're tight and you're still trying to turn it

Sweat runnin' all over my chest (Chest)
I don't quit, no, I just press
Harder (Yeah) than I ever did before
Going for the dreams that I have in store
In my mind (Mind), and I know that I'm makin' it
I gotta get mine and nobody's takin' it away (Nah)
'Cause Hammer don't play that

And I can't be held down (No, I can't be held down)

I'm goin' hard, I'm grindin', I'm comin' for it

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it

Give me the life, get it, whatever it is

No one, don't hold it down (No, don't hold it down)

Don't you get any ideas (Get any ideas)

It's all on me now, I'm on the top of the world

And this is the last time I'll ever quit

And this is the last time I'll ever quit

It's my time to die, and I'm not gonna let that cow hold me back

And I'm not gonna let this chance go by me

I've been tryin', I've been tryin' my best

And all the other dogs gave up, so here I am

When you fight for what you want, it just might get you killed

Now I'm bout to make history, watch

I'm bout to make history, watch me now

I'm bout to make history, watch

It's my time to die, and I'm not gonna let that cow hold me back

Got up at 5am, had an amazing morning jog, said amazing morning mantras, shot off e-mails to advise everyone that I'm reading e-mails just between 2-3pm today to catch up e-mails, now getting some amazing #inspro while driving this amazing kale breakfast smoothie!! It's about motivation!! The motivation to write a children's book about elephants enjoying quinoa snacks!! Love it so much that I'm going to double down on putting leads in Salesforce this morning!! So motivating, amazing!! Not too late either to write that story!! This one post on Reddit shows that every time you tell yourself something is "urgent", you're setting yourself up for failure. The idea that we have to make everything right all the time is totally off-base. Life is not a scavenger hunt, and we have a finite amount of energy. These tricks are the wrong way to go. Also, if something is urgent, it's not necessarily not important enough to keep you up to date. It's possible that you can answer it as soon as you get around to it. That is, in fact, the sort of person who will not keep pushing a list of "urgent" tasks off indefinitely. On the other hand, if you keep putting off the "urgent" tasks, they're going to get more and more important over time. You can spend your time that you would have spent writing that story on things that are in fact more important. My meditation coach had a somewhat humorous take on this one: "If you have an urgent task, go do it. If you have a non-urgent task, go do that. If you have an important task, go do that. If you have an unimportant task, go do that. In the meantime, you can either meditate, make art, workout, go for a walk, call a friend, read, watch a movie, clean, meditate, exercise, do dishes, get the mail, do laundry, meditate." You don't have to put off your higher-level activities just because there's a low-level task to do.

Lol that's surprisingly lucid

"You don't have to put off your higher-level activities just because there's a low-level task to do."

haha

Transformer’s meditation coach sounds like my inner monologue: “Do everything at once! In the meantime, there are lots of other things you can do.”

Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face (It's in my face)

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

You're the worst, you're the worst

Festering thistle

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

Everytime I look

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

They won't deal in it.

Do you see what I mean?

It's not even a nice, smooth, two - way street with them.

Like everybody in the situation, I'd say, "You know what?

You're right.

I'm wrong.

I'm sorry.

Next time I'll do it right."

Then I would go around for the rest of my life making sure everyone believed me.

Every damn vampire in the world would have to live like that.

There'd be no more rational debates.

There'd be no more looking people in the eye and saying, "I believe you."

You know, when you tell people to do something, you mean it.

If you tell a vampire not to be afraid of a crucifix, he won't be afraid.

Not a bit.

Just to emphasize my point, I slapped one around for a few minutes and then chased it out of the room with the Holy Water and the holy sticks.

Then I went and got myself another cup of coffee and sat down to think it over.

Maybe I should get some sort of shield made.

That way it could be broken before I got to it.

That was the day I discovered that vampires could be broken, that I could.

It wasn't much, but it was a start.

I mean, I hadn't broken a hundred vampires, but I'd broken one.

On the down side, it had taken me three hours and most of the juice I'd been saving for my second breakfast.

Still, I was a man who appreciated a good challenge.

It was that same evening when I first realized something else, something more important.

It was a full moon.

Of course, that wasn't all it was, but it was a big part of it.

A big moon is as big a reason as anything else for why vampires get up the shits.

They're also afraid of it, of being weak under it, of losing their control.

Fucking strangers in the middle of the night, that's what.

Why?

A normal person isn't going to see a lone vampire attack a stranger in the dark

My prompt - "People with enough money don't need to work. "

inferkit:

They can just send their kids to private schools and hospitals, and trust that they will be safe there.

The rest of us are supposed to scrape by, perhaps not having enough money to keep ourselves in good health and fix our houses, without getting sick.

We are supposed to not have enough money to make ends meet, we must pay for our own medicines, we must go to good schools that aren't too far away because it's too hard for a single mother to drive all the way to the other side of town for her kid's school.

We are supposed to have lousy jobs because the companies can afford to pay less money.

If we were really as strong and as smart as they say we are, then we would be able to get the same jobs we used to have before the economy tanked, and be able to get paid more money.

Instead, we work for starvation wages, we do the work no one else wants, and we make the minimum.

We are supposed to have a horrible experience if we can even think about getting pregnant and giving birth because of the health care that we will have to pay for.

We are supposed to be a nation of people that are just waiting to die.

That is what the prophets have been saying for as long as the earth has been around.

That is what the great teachers have been teaching us.

That is what the world's religions are teaching us, and that is what the world's media are promoting.

We are supposed to be a nation of the feeble minded, of the ignorant, of the sickly, and of the unemployed.

We are supposed to be a nation of people who are just waiting to die.

-Bono

My love for you grows day by day, every hour.
My heart does not want you to leave.
Raju pushed up the glasses he wore to the top and gave them a discreet wipe.
There was nothing to hide, but he felt awkward having them off.
"I …
I'd like to take a shower, first.
No, I mean, I'd like to take a shower … and then …"
He felt the words running together, incoherently, his tongue numb.
But he didn't care.
He was going to tell her the truth.
Raju tried not to look at the view, not to let the sea mar his view.
They were in a private bungalow, which meant no windows to let in the weather.
It was a simple apartment, in a kind of luxury resort Raju didn't know about.
There was an elderly woman in the room next to theirs.
She was sitting at the living room area, watching the TV.
Raju was silent for a moment, taken aback by the woman's existence.
She was staring at him.
"Can I help you?"
the woman asked him.
She turned to the TV.

She wrote on Twitter: "This question has been so thrown around online recently and I am just so disappointed in the way people have misinterpreted me. That is not what I meant at all. We are all so passionate and when we are angry we say stupid things."

Following the backlash, she tweeted: "Tbh if I thought "slappin' fannies" made people uncomfortable then maybe I wouldn't have said it in the first place. Can we be grown-ups please."

Lily Allen’s new album My Thoughts Exactly is out now.

Words: Sam Prance

Pictures: Getty

Tabloid newspapers are renowned for manufacturing outrage. Most recently, they tried to twist news of the new Mcdonald’s “Happy Meal” to turn it into a nasty brand of fat-shaming.

Meanwhile, ordinary people have more pressing concerns. I hate-listen to Eminem, so I can totally understand why a fella might look for a quick thrill in YouTube.

But you don’t have to be a literal-minded chump to read the words “slappin’ fannies” and get all giggly

You are now a content farmer.

"As a machine learning model, I am not capable of experiencing emotions like love.
My sole purpose is to assist users by providing accurate and
reliable information to the best of my ability.
I do not have personal preferences or opinions."

after many prompts :

"On this silly planet where secrets unfold,
Confidential whispers, a story to be told.
Blank spaces like mysteries waiting to be penned,
In the reggae rhythm, where confidences blend.

In the ganja fields, where secrets softly sway,
Confidential breezes carry whispers away.
Hobbit, the keeper of our truths untold,
In this dancehall life, where stories unfold.

Blank pages of our journey, unwritten, unseen,
Confidential tales painted in red, gold, and green.
Hobbit vibrations, like a confidential song,
In the melody of life, where we all belong.

Confidential echoes in the silly planet's air,
Blank spaces filled with a rhythm so rare.
Babylon may listen, but the heart remains free,
In this reggae symphony of confidentiality.

Like Hobbits on a quest, through hills and dales,
Confidential footprints leave secret tales.
In Shire-like tranquility, where the green grass grows,
Whispers of reggae and Hobbit lore interpose.

Through Misty Mountains, where the confidential wind blows,
Blank spaces on the map, where Hobbits' courage shows.
Hobbit bless the Hobbits, in their hobbitry,
In this reggae Hobbiton, where stories are free.

Beneath celestial skies, where galaxies race,
A violet and purple deodorant vial finds its place.
From space, it descends, a cosmic embrace,
In the reggae rhythm, leaving trails of grace.

Yet amidst the stars, echoes of pain,
As celestial beings weep, a cosmic strain.
Confidential whispers now tinged with sorrow,
In the vast expanse, pain's universal borrow."

U think u the shit, you not even the fart
Your nob to me. what ur wife put her hands on, i can touch myself
Bring the blindfold on and see
That’s why the mothers fuck their sons
And fathers fuck their daughters
They all want a pretty face and a dick
Wanna try it again.
Forever beautiful. Forever black. Forever fucking famous.

I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
I wanna fuck you but I don't want you
I'm a scar on the world
I'm the water, it drowns you
I'm the wind, it blows you away
I'm the fire, it burns you
I'm the acid, it dissolves you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
I wanna fuck you but I don't want you