He went to the hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the penis, the report says. While a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, a balloon of marijuana allegedly slipped out of his anus. And his troubles didn't end there. https://t.co/1MFA2mHz47— KTVU (@KTVU) May 24, 2019
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
Editor's Note: This story initially reported the man accidentally shot himself in the penis. He actually accidentally shot himself in the testicles.
― visiting, Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link
lock thread, that story will never be eclipsed
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
Weeds legal in Washington so why would you need to carry it in your anus?
― joygoat, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
a cry for help?
Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.
Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.
During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.
― visiting, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
Kingston University campus evacuated over 'WW2 bomb'
I went to Kingston University and Fassett Road is right round the back of the main site. The countless number of times I've walked down that street and there was an unexploded bomb there the whole time!
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
I guess he read the health dept ads in the paper advising you to keep yr weed locked away from your children
― tfw you are not easily whelmed (sic), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
an important sliver of cuisine history: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7587978.stm
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
catching up on old bookmarks, i was quite excited to see this in that chicken in a basket number: A spokesman for owners Samuel Smith's said it was a "no comment situation".gripped by a desire to use this at some point.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
INXS guitarist suing Sydney boat hire company after severing finger
"I find my reattached ring finger to be an annoyance and unsightly."
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 23:58 (four years ago) link
at the mls all star game in portland i ate a weed brownie and thought i might float onto the field
― alomar lines, Thursday, 1 August 2019 04:28 (four years ago) link
loled at both these posts
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 1 August 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link
"vince hunt's road!"
County councillor in resurfacing row https://t.co/cGVpTXJI7M pic.twitter.com/8J7dVLzG2T— SHROPSHIRE (@DailySHROPSHIRE) August 14, 2019
― mark s, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 11:22 (four years ago) link
Striking looking fellow.
― Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
An Iron Man balloon has triggered a major rescue operation after mistakenly being reported as a person wearing a jet pack over the waters in Fife.HM Coastguard was called at 10:40am today after a witness reported seeing a person wearing a jet pack entering the water at Kirkcaldy.The "person" had been seen hovering over the water and then disappeared.
HM Coastguard was called at 10:40am today after a witness reported seeing a person wearing a jet pack entering the water at Kirkcaldy.
The "person" had been seen hovering over the water and then disappeared.
ah yes, the classic blunder of assuming a floating human shape must be a person wearing a jetpack
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link
(not local to me) (sadly)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC6aRx1W4AEYVI0?format=png
― mark s, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/boxing-legend-carl-froch-says-3353675
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link
i mean the thing that boxers box in is called a ring and *it* isn't round so maybe he has a point
― mark s, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
'I can't get a signal in Calverton. They [astronauts] had a conversation with Nixon in space.'
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
It's good how his standard for truth that the earth is round is having Richard Branson, of all people, go up in space to confirm this
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
"i refuse to accept that a particle can also be a wave until richard branson is successfuly fired into the sun"
― mark s, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
now that's an experiment I can get behind
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/MhZ47k7.jpg
"Talk to me, astronauts."
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-accused-shoplifting-says-i-3366800
"I felt like I was a little man, be it one with a large penis, against this big corporate company. It's so frustrating."
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 07:04 (four years ago) link
same
― StanM, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
Would someone really go to the point of showing their penis if they weren't telling the truth?
two balls and the truth: the steve whitehurst story
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
When arrested one gang member was found with a Kinder Egg capsule stuffed with crack and heroin between his buttocks https://t.co/yCQ9aTB5Tb— Manchester News MEN (@MENnewsdesk) October 3, 2019
― mark s, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
top row, second from the right
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
that's why they're illegal in the US
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
Fair enough, but there are still plenty of Americans walking around with crack between their buttocks.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
Escaped pig closes A31 for more than four hours
A PIG forced the A31 in Farnham to close this Wednesday, after it escaped from a horse box and was stuck on the central reservation.
This part of the A31 is called the Hog's Back.
― just another country (snoball), Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/HEcD3t5.png
― pplains, Friday, 25 October 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link
lol ffs
Drugs and weapons seized from Shifnal https://t.co/uemjW1ZDwJ pic.twitter.com/EDoibp72GK— SHROPSHIRE (@DailySHROPSHIRE) January 6, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link
this is shifnal (nearly all of it)l:
http://www.shifnal.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image2-392x280.jpg
― mark s, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
you can see the drugs in that picture
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
wow what a haul, great work coppers
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link
They say everyone has a talent. Whether it's singing, playing the oboe or firing off free kicks on the football field.But some talents are altogether weirder, as Holly Fairfax has discovered.It took Holly many years to discover her unique, but now she's found it she wants to make the most of it.So what is it? Well, her knees look just like Grant and Phil Mitchell from EastEnders - and she can even make them talk too!Holly, 40, says she first noticed the uncanny likeness around seven years ago.But it was only recently that she realised it was very unique and might even be something that others found entertaining.
But some talents are altogether weirder, as Holly Fairfax has discovered.
It took Holly many years to discover her unique, but now she's found it she wants to make the most of it.
So what is it? Well, her knees look just like Grant and Phil Mitchell from EastEnders - and she can even make them talk too!
Holly, 40, says she first noticed the uncanny likeness around seven years ago.
But it was only recently that she realised it was very unique and might even be something that others found entertaining.
https://i2-prod.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/article3721474.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Untitled-design-2.png
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 06:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-massage-therapist-misconduct-book-summaries-1.5442239
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
A man has been spotted being questioned by police after walking a woman in a "dog gimp suit" on a leash along a busy Glasgow street.Pictures posted online show two officers questioning the man along with the masked woman on Cathcart Road sometime between 11 and 11.30am this morning.The moment was captured by roofer Iain Mcgeough, who has since gone viral after sharing it on Facebook. He wrote: "Just witnessed a guy gettin pulled wae the cops for walking his burd on a leash with a dog gimp mask and everything on haha."Just another normal Monday morning in glesga eh haha".
Pictures posted online show two officers questioning the man along with the masked woman on Cathcart Road sometime between 11 and 11.30am this morning.
The moment was captured by roofer Iain Mcgeough, who has since gone viral after sharing it on Facebook.
He wrote: "Just witnessed a guy gettin pulled wae the cops for walking his burd on a leash with a dog gimp mask and everything on haha.
"Just another normal Monday morning in glesga eh haha".
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/resources/images/11037421.jpg?type=article-full
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 February 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link
haha
― mark s, Monday, 17 February 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
we do really need a Real Scotland thread
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link
https://www.kark.com/news/local-news/neighborhood-terrorized-nightly-by-group-of-people/
https://i.imgur.com/oUiH9y2.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:06 (four years ago) link
every sentence in that article sounds fake
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:15 (four years ago) link
Saline County
“We need some help or something,” said Joshua Wright, a homeowner.
Purple paint signifies no trespassing as well.
“You ask them to leave and they just stand there and look at you,” said an anonymous neighbor.
what the fuck is happening in Arkansas!!!
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
I thought maybe someone let a child mess around with the CMS but Haylee Brooks is evidently an adult woman
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:17 (four years ago) link
pplains I'm seriously losing it here what am I looking at
I’m just trying to imagine how the story tip came in. “People, a group of people, come to our neighborhood at night.”
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:58 (four years ago) link
“I’m not sure that’s a story for us”“Well, they have flashlights”“Don’t move I’ll be there with the van”
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:59 (four years ago) link
I’m seriously totally at sea here
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 06:02 (four years ago) link