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Dudes going to work wearing business casual and their fave baseball team’s cap.

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 May 2019 21:05 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

In USA the toilet water is very very high - I can only assume this is done deliberately, to accomodate the monster shits done by its people.

— nina oyama (@ninaoyama) May 29, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 7 June 2019 08:13 (one month ago) link

smiling

frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 7 June 2019 08:55 (one month ago) link

I take big shits and I cannot lie

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, 7 June 2019 11:38 (one month ago) link

This classic in the comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7qn75k/poop_knife_from_reddit/

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 7 June 2019 11:49 (one month ago) link

not clicking on that url.

pplains, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:02 (one month ago) link

wise move, I am full of regret

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:03 (one month ago) link

Masseuse rhymes with moose
Entrée = main course
"with au jus"

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2019 10:30 (four weeks ago) link

the wursthaus in harvard square famously (to my dad) used to serve "chili con carne - mit beans"

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 June 2019 11:45 (four weeks ago) link

Entrée did confuse me the first time I saw it

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:12 (four weeks ago) link

It confused me too – but I was an American in Australia.

pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:25 (four weeks ago) link

Entrée still infuriates me every time

Minutes after reading that post I also heard an American refer to “dipping a sandwich in au jus”

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:29 (four weeks ago) link

what does masseuse rhyme with in the old empire?

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:43 (four weeks ago) link

hers

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:09 (four weeks ago) link

how do you say masseur? mass oo-er?

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:11 (four weeks ago) link

we have high toilet water and entrees in canada too unforch

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:14 (four weeks ago) link

Mah-sir
Mah-soos

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:15 (four weeks ago) link

what does masseuse rhyme with in the old empire?

― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, June 20, 2019 6:43 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hers

― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, June 20, 2019 7:09 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, there's no "r" there. Plus, it looks like Dr. Seuss.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:16 (four weeks ago) link

Well you do say dool for duel after all. For example. Talking of American things.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:19 (four weeks ago) link

there's masseuse and masseur. female and male.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:19 (four weeks ago) link

Well you do say dool for duel after all. For example. Talking of American things.

― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, June 20, 2019 7:19 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What do you guys say - drool?

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:30 (four weeks ago) link

Duel

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:42 (four weeks ago) link

You don't say fool for fuel, after all.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:43 (four weeks ago) link

hers

― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, June 20, 2019 3:09 PM (forty-three minutes ago)

how do you say masseur? mass oo-er?

― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, June 20, 2019 3:11 PM (forty-one minutes ago)

classic Britishism -- "if we bungle the pronunciation badly enough, maybe people will forget that it's a loanword"

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:54 (four weeks ago) link

(TIL about hyperforeignism)

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:01 (four weeks ago) link

I mean, there's no "r" there. Plus, it looks like Dr. Seuss.

I may have some exciting news for you about the pronunciation of American author Theodor Geisel’s middle name

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:07 (four weeks ago) link

classic Britishism -- "if we bungle the pronunciation badly enough, maybe people will forget that it's a loanword"

yeah, it still doesn't rhyme with moose.

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2019 07:40 (four weeks ago) link


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